Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head 1x12

Directed by Michael A. Zimmerman

Brian Huskey as Police Man (voice)

Beavis and Butt-Head get locked out of their house and destroy it trying to get back in.

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1. So, like, what should we do when we get home?

2. Let me think.

3. Hey, let's watch TV.

4. Uh...

5. Oh, yeah.

6. That's a good idea.

7. This is gonna be cool.

8. Yeah, TV, yeah.

9. Uh, it won't open.

10. Why not?

11. Uh, I don't know.

12. Oh, maybe it's because I locked it.

13. Damn it, Beavis. Why did you do that?

14. Well, I watched a movie about a ghost,

15. and I got scared.

16. What movie?

17. It's called "Ghost."

18. Really scary.

19. Uh, do you have a key?

20. No.

21. So how are we supposed to get in?

22. I figured we could just knock.

23. You know, one of us is usually there, you know?

24. Uh, we're both out here, Beavis.

25. Oh, yeah, yeah.

26. I'll be damned.

27. Stand back, Beavis.

28. I'm gonna kick it down,

29. and there's gonna be, like,

30. pieces of door flying everywhere.

31. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. Cool.

32. Ugh.

33. Um, the door's still there, Butt-Head.

34. This door is strong.

35. I'm gonna go check the back door.

36. Back door.

37. The back door is the house's butt.

38. Back door.

39. Damn it.

40. This house is pissing me off.

41. Butt-Head, maybe you should kick harder.

42. Uh, okay, Beavis.

43. Ah! Cut it out, Butt-Head.

44. I'm gonna kick your ass.

45. Whoa.

46. That was cool.

47. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

48. Well, what are you waiting for, Beavis?

49. Climb in.

50. Ladies first.

51. Yeah, that's cool. It's like we're breaking in.

52. Breaking in.

53. Uh, I don't know, Butt-Head.

54. This was your idea, Beavis.

55. Oh, yeah.

56. It was my hose, yeah.

57. Hose.

58. Now get the hell in there, Beavis.

59. Wait a minute. Wait, Butt-Head. No, no, wait.

60. Wait, wait, no, no.

61. What's your problem, buttmunch?

62. No, no, no, no!

63. Ah!

64. My nads!

65. Beavis, you dumb-ass. What are you doing?

66. Guess I'll have to do this myself.

67. - Ah! - Ah!

68. Damn it.

69. Butt-Head?

70. Yeah?

71. Do your nads hurt?

72. Uh, yes.

73. So do mine.

74. I'm gonna go in the house and get a band-aid, Butt-Head.

75. Do you have a key?

76. Beavis.

77. You're the dumbest of asses.

78. Dandelions.

79. I like to blow on dandelions

80. 'cause it messes up other people's lawns.

81. It's, like, hard work,

82. but it's worth it to spread weeds.

83. Yeah, weeds are cool.

84. What's she saying?

85. "Mama always said look up into the sky"?

86. My mom never said anything like that.

87. Yeah, really, neither did mine.

88. Be like, "Beavis, mama's got the liquor flu.

89. "Get out of here, and close the door.

90. Don't slam it."

91. You think this is, like,

92. like, from a new Pixar movie or something?

93. Uh, this is cooler than Pixar.

94. Pixar sucks.

95. Oh, oh, Butt-Head,

96. Butt-Head, Butt-Head.

97. I got something to say.

98. Go ahead, Beavis.

99. Yeah, I was just thinking,

100. you know, 'cause you said "Pixar."

101. I was just thinking...

102. Dixar.

103. God damn it, Beavis, you still got it.

104. Oh, thanks, Butt-Head.

105. You know, sometimes, you know,

106. it just comes to me.

107. I don't know where it comes from, you know?

108. Don't even question where it comes from, Beavis.

109. It is a gift.

110. But also a responsibility.

111. Uh, do you have any other good ones?

112. Well, you know, I was thinking of one.

113. You know, like, instead of "DreamWorks,"

114. it would be Shlong-Works.

115. Yeah, I don't know. I guess that's not very good.

116. Ugh.

117. It sure isn't, Beavis.

118. That's worse than not very good.

119. That's horrible.

120. You're back to being worthless.

121. You ruined everything.

122. Come on, Butt-Head.

123. I mean, Dixar is still pretty good, right?

124. Dixar was a long time ago, Beavis.

125. I don't even know if that's funny anymore.

126. Okay, Beavis, here's the deal.

127. We put one end of the chain on Mr. Anderson's truck,

128. and the other end on our doorknob,

129. and then when he drives away,

130. he'll pull off our door.

131. Pull off.

132. Now go put the other end on our doorknob.

133. Knob.

134. Can I help you fellas?

135. Uh, some kids, like, keyed your truck.

136. - My brand new truck? - Yeah, yeah.

137. Yeah, we saw them run down the street.

138. They took your chain too.

139. Yeah.

140. You can probably catch them if you get in your truck

141. and go, like, really fast that way.

142. Well, then that's exactly what I'm gonna do.

143. It's probably those two damn boys,

144. Bufford and Bernardo.

145. Uh, yeah.

146. Probably.

147. Yeah, it was Bernardo!

148. Marcy, it's that Bernardo and Bufford again.

149. I'm gonna go get them.

150. Look at him.

151. Beavis, you dumb-ass.

152. You were supposed to put the other end of the chain

153. on the doorknob.

154. I did, yeah. Yeah, it's on the door knob.

155. It's in your hand, dumb-ass.

156. Oh, yeah, yeah.

157. Yeah, I don't know. I guess I forgot. Yeah.

158. Go put it on now, butthole. Hurry up.

159. Boy, when I catch those two boys,

160. I'm liable to take them to the woodshed,

161. I'll tell you what.

162. Hurry the hell up, Beavis.

163. What?

164. What'd you say? I couldn't hear you.

165. I said hurry up, you ass-wagon.

166. Get over there.

167. Well, I don't see where they keyed it,

168. but those boys wouldn't lie.

169. Not like those other two.

170. Bernardo.

171. Uh-oh.

172. That damn Bufford and Bernardo.

173. Boy, I shouldn't be driving when I'm this mad.

174. Damn it.

175. I'll just put it on this knob right here.

176. Knob.

177. We'll be in our house in no time, Beavis.

178. Yeah.

179. - What the hell?

180. This is a brand new truck with 510-foot pounds of torque.

181. Well, time to kick it into all-wheel drive.

182. Whoa.

183. - That was cool. - Yeah.

184. We got in.

185. Yeah, it's like we worked together,

186. and we did it.

187. Feels pretty good, yeah.

188. And now the house looks cool.

189. Yeah, yeah.

190. Boy, these new engines just purr like a kitten,

191. I tell you what.

192. Now where the hell are those two son of a bitching bastards?

193. - Pull over!

194. Are you boys looking for Bufford and Bernardo—

195. Get out of the car! Make a T!

196. Make a what now?

197. Ah!

198. Hands on your head.

199. This hole really kicks ass.

200. I wouldn't take that attitude if I were you, officer.

201. He's got a gun! Yeah, take him down.

202. Mess him up.

203. Chirp.