1. You the lady that
called about the servicing?
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2. For your air-conditioning,
that is.
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3. Yeah.
Yeah, I sure am.
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4. It's like a sauna in here.
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5. You know there's a $40
minimum on house calls.
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6. Forty dollars! Gee, I don't
have that kind of money.
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7. I mean, I just got off the bus
from Nebraska.
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8. I don't know.
Maybe you could take
a personal check?
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9. Well, that depends...
how personal you want to make it.
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10. What are you doing?
Hey, relax. I'm just tryin'
to help you out.
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11. I know how tough it is for a single girl
to make it on her own. Just relax.
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12. Hey, are you crazy? Stop it!
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13. Leave me alone! Quit it! Quit it!
I mean, who are you?
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14. Relax, baby.
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15. It's called payment
in advance.
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16. Get your hands off me.
Come on.
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17. If all else fails, we can pop 'em
for felony bad dialogue.
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18. Cut!
She look underage to you?
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19. No, Sonny.
She looks like she's been
to preschool and everything.
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20. What do you guys think?
Well, I think we didn't come
all the way from Jersey...
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21. just to watch the making of
Heather Does Hollywood.
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22. I got samples of the finished
product in the back.
Why don't you come on, take a look.
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23. Hey, Jimmy. I don't feel
so great about the next scene.
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24. I mean, I don't know if I can
really go through with it.
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25. What are you talking about?
You're gonna be sensational.
Why can't you trust me, huh?
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26. Look, honey, you're just a little tired.
Why don't you have a lie-down for 5 minutes?
They're gonna relight the close-up, okay?
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27. Here, use my office, all right?
The show's gotta go on.
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28. Hey, Jimmy tells me you just
got off the bus from Nebraska.
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29. Kansas.
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30. That's the boss's new squeeze, man.
Kid's a natural.
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31. If she plays her cards right,
she could be the next Linda Lovelace.
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32. Come on. Let's go.
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33. Ever hear of Around the World
in 80 Ways?
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34. Jimmy, Jimmy, come on. We can
find that in the five and dime.
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35. Around the World in 80 Ways.
That won the 1983...
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36. Tallahassee Art Film Festival's
Gold Stallion Award.
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37. Around the World won the Golden
Stallion in Tallahassee in 1983.
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38. How'd you know that?
It was in all the papers.
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39. We better get rollin'.
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40. All what papers?
Yo, Berry.
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41. Gee, that's all great, Jimmy,
but we came down here to buy you volume.
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42. Now we've been here a week already,
and we ain't heard word one
from this boss of yours.
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43. Look, it's one step at a time, guys.
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44. I'm tellin' you, if this deal
goes down all right,
you guys check out okay,
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45. Kovics is gonna have Artie
give you guys a call about
some major volume.
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46. Hey, forget about it! Look,
either we see Kovics himself,
or the deal is off.
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47. Richard, my man, listen to me.
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48. If you talk to Artie,
you are talking to Kovics.
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49. Because it's all channels of power.
It's just all channels of power.
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50. So now here's your film.
Let's see some bread, huh?
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51. Don't move!
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52. Miami Vice! Everybody freeze!
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53. Up against the wall!
Come on, move! Right now.
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54. Hey! Hey! Hey!
What are you, on the track team?
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55. Hands on heads, sleazeballs.
All right, turn around.
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56. I don't know, Jimmy.
We been down here, what?
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57. Ten days, no problem.
And then we connect with you and...
get thrown in the can.
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58. Come on. Look, did Artie
get us out fast or what?
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59. I mean, look, it's about
two hours it took for the bail,
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60. and he even sends a car around
so he can meet with you guys.
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61. Why is it up in Jersey,
our people are tellin' us...
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62. the man to see is Sam Kovics
for porno down here,
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63. but after a week of tryin' to set it up,
all we hear is Artie?
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64. Artie wants this.
Artie says that.
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65. Well, it's very simple.
If you wanna do business with Sam,
you gotta go through Artie first.
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66. Well, what is Artie? Is he
Sam's new partner or somethin'?
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67. Yeah, well...
Yeah. Somethin' like that.
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68. You know, Penny looked in pretty
rough shape on the way to jail.
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69. I think maybe you oughta
tell Sam to spring her real fast...
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70. before she starts buyin'
some radio time.
He's way ahead of you, Duncan.
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71. I'm afraid we're gonna have to give you
a rain check on that meeting, guys.
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72. What are you doin'? What,
are we bein' tailed or somethin'?
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73. No, Duncan. I thought this side
of the road was more scenic.
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74. I'm sorry about that, guys.
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75. He'll call you in the morning,
and we'll set something up
for the next couple of days.
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76. Tomorrow at the latest.
We don't meet Artie by then,
we're outta here.
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77. You already met him, man.
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78. What do you mean?
I mean you already met Artie.
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79. That guy behind the wheel
of the car? That was Artie.
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80. No kiddin'?
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81. So who tied the can
to our tail back there, huh?
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82. You tell me. Who else would
tail someone at half a block
in a late model L.T.D.
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83. The Untouchables.
You've got it, bud.
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84. Disgusting, isn't it?
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85. What's so disgusting?
Now, see, we need guys
like this on the department.
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86. Wait a minute,
isn't this upside down?
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87. Hey, Crockett,
you got competition, pal.
Yeah.
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88. Hey, Crockett, nice work today.
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89. Thanks.
Yeah, D.A. Says Jimmy's no talker,
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90. but I think the jail time
really established you guys
as legit buyers.
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91. What about Penny McGraw?
I think she'll talk to us.
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92. Nah, Kovics had her sprung out of jail
before we could get down there.
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93. I'm trying to get
a home address on her now.
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94. She a minor?
Probably a runaway.
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95. What's with you?
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96. Ah, nothin', Lou. Just a little
bureaucratic snafu. No biggie.
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97. That a federal agency
you're dialing by any chance?
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98. Yeah. How does that jingle go?
Reach out and hit someone?
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99. Dum, da-dum-dum.
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100. I'm Dennis Doyle...
No, wait.
Let me guess.
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101. Uh, blue on blue, '82 L.T.D.
Federal plates, no frills.
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102. Last seen blowing a tail
on Collins and 41 st.
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103. The bureau, right?
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104. I'm Dennis Doyle.
This is Mark Russo.
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105. We understand you have
a line on this man.
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106. Looks a lot like Sam Kovics.
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107. Is he in some kind of trouble?
Did you set up a meeting with him?
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108. We may have been on our way when
you boys decided to hook a tow bar to us.
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109. Duncan or anybody you were with
mention a man named Artie Rollins?
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110. Not that I recall.
Why?
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111. The bureau's been building a case
against Kovics for six months.
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112. Federal crimes ranging from
the corruption of minors to bribery.
Maybe murder.
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113. So who are you fellas after?
This Sam Kovics...
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114. or, uh, this Artie Rollins?
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115. You know, I think the best thing
we should do here is exchange files.
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116. Great. We'll just sit right here
and wait till you bring yours.
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117. I think what Dennis is trying to tell you is,
we can either help you on this
or we can hurt you.
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118. Well, no offense, Dennis and Mark,
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119. but, uh, you see, we've been
working real hard on this case...
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120. and, well, based on your performance,
I think you could help us a lot more...
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121. if you went ahead
and tried to hurt us.
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122. So anyway, Burglary is setting
up this sting operation...
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123. part of a burglary
roundup in South Dade.
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124. They're lookin' for
a couple of seedy-looking guys
to work undercover.
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125. I volunteered you.
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126. Okay. Sure, Lieutenant.
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127. So who are the seedy-looking guys?
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128. Excuse me, Lieutenant,
may I have a word with you?
Yeah, sure. What?
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129. I need to talk to you about, uh...
about my living conditions.
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130. You see, one of the main reasons
why I moved down here...
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131. was to improve
the quality of my life...
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132. Come on. You moved
down here because N.Y.P...
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133. was ready to fry you
for misconduct.
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134. Uh, Switek.
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135. Yeah?
Can you do a quick
track-down for me, Trudy?
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136. Okay, has it got four legs,
scales, any obvious birthmarks?
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137. It's a white male, mid-30's,
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138. name of Arthur,
maybe Artie, Rollins.
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139. R-O-L-L-l-N-S.
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140. That's it? That's all
you got's a name?
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141. Well, now, if I had his address
I could just drive over and ask him
who he is, now couldn't I?
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142. "America's Vacationland."
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143. Mellow out, pal.
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144. That uptight New York
dog-eat-dog mind-set
just doesn't make it down here.
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145. This is Miami.
Things are more relaxed.
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146. I'm complainin' to
the chamber of commerce.
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147. They found Penny McGraw.
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148. Homicide just called.
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149. Yeah, that's what I figured.
Uh-huh. Right.
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150. Thanks, Ted.
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151. Rent's paid through
a holding company... Kovics.
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152. Well, it could've been an O.D.
They found a regular pharmacy
in her bathroom...
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153. coke, 'ludes, Nembutal.
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154. Hey, you really don't believe
this was an accident?
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155. Well, maybe Kovics figured her
to roll over and sent one of his guys.
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156. You mean, like Artie?
She did have a visitor this morning.
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157. Next-door neighbor saw
a partial license number.
If we're lucky, there's prints.
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158. Lieutenant,
the rest of the report.
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159. Oh, thanks.
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160. Sixteen-year-old runaway
from Salina, Kansas.
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161. I gotta go call her folks.
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162. Hey, let's shut down... Kovics now.
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163. Crockett,
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164. what'd you do, put your
beeper on vacation or what?
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165. I spent more than two hours
at the downtown terminal...
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166. trying to dig up something
on this Artie Rollins.
I came up with a total blank.
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167. Finally, when I did get through,
I run across an I.B.M. code,
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168. federal access only,
confidential.
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169. Come on. Come on.
Did you get anything or not?
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170. Well, I broke a few rules and punched in
some government access codes.
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171. Turns out your Artie Rollins is a fed.
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172. What?
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173. His name is Arthur Lawson.
And he works undercover
for the bureau.
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174. Little tardy this morning,
aren't we, Tubbs.
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175. I don't want
to talk about it.
Okay.
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176. Let's not talk about it.
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177. The first thing, I get
a 6:00 wake-up call
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178. from these Cuban bikers
in the next room.
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179. And next, I take...
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180. a detour, man, and I make a wrong turn
on the Don Shula Expressway.
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181. Before I know it, man,
I'm halfway to the Keys.
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182. Tell me somethin'...
what kind of town...
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183. names an expressway
after a football coach?
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184. Yeah, you're right, Tubbs.
It's not like New York,
where you can just hop on a subway...
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185. where some wino blows
his lunch on your shoes...
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186. and then some mugger
comes along and steals 'em.
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187. Penny McGraw's parents are here.
They arrived this morning
to take her body home to Kansas.
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188. Say she came down here to be a model.
Saw an ad in the paper.
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189. Did you talk to the feds
about Arthur Lawson?
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190. Yeah, yeah. For about
an hour this morning.
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191. I even spoke to
Bureau Chief Clemmons.
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192. Gave me a capsule history of Kovics
and the South Florida porn scene,
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193. but as far as Artie Lawson goes,
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194. they said there are certain
aspects of the investigation
they're not at liberty to discuss.
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195. So basically what they did is they ran
you around a federal hedge for an hour.
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196. Basically what they did
is tell me to butt out.
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197. Thank you, Trudy.
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198. Got an autopsy report
on Penny McGraw.
O.D.?
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199. Contusions on her neck and skull.
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200. Evidently, Penny's visitor
filled her so full of tranquilizers,
she didn't know which way was up.
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201. Then led her out to the pool
and drowned her.
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202. We can't shut down this investigation.
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203. Switek has some sort
of inside contact at the feds.
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204. He and Zito are working that burglary
sting operation in South Dade.
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205. Go see what he can dig up, huh?
I wanna know what
the hell's goin' on here.
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206. You got it.
Let's hit it.
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207. Sorry, buckaroo.
I'm savin' this connection
of mine for me.
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208. Numero uno.
Number one.
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209. Could be a big career break for me.
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210. I'll give you
a big career break, Switek.
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211. You remember
that little metro sedan...
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212. you drove into
the Bal Harbour Canal
and reported stolen?
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213. Well, the paperwork's
still pending on that.
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214. I figured I'd just sort of
fill in the details...
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215. and give you that big career break
in Traffic Control.
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216. Yeah? Well,
just don't waste it.
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217. I popped his nephew
at a UB40 concert, uh, dealin' hash.
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218. College boy.
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219. The uncle calls me.
I cut him a little slack.
Thinks I'm God.
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220. Plastics.
Did it all with plastics.
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221. I mean, most guys don't know
squat about microelectronics.
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222. That cop movie where the guy
gets burned by a body bug?
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223. Yeah?
That's lousy work.
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224. So, I see you guys met.
This is Lester, the resident wizard.
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225. Black and white, right, Lest?
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226. So, Tubbie, what do ya think?
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227. We gonna teach New York
a thing or two or what?
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228. Yeah, Zito.
Yeah.
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229. Like how to get blown away
inside a week, for starters.
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230. What are you talkin' about?
This counter,
you gotta raise it up...
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231. maybe about 10 inches higher,
20 inches wider,
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232. so nobody won't reach across
and wring your neck.
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233. Get outta here.
Maybe put a platform back here...
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234. so it'll raise you up
and make you feel and look
more intimidating, you know.
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235. And if you tack a couple
of hot centerfolds up here...
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236. between the TV and the camera,
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237. you'll get your suspects to leer up,
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238. so you won't be identifying
people by hairstyle.
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239. Nice.
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240. Okay, Crockett.
He wasn't real hot on the idea,
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241. but I used my considerable charm
to, uh, convince him otherwise.
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242. Name's, uh, Calman Clayburn.
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243. He'll meet you at the north end of
the pier next to Intercoastal Shipping.
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244. Said about 20 minutes.
He's in an '82 Plymouth,
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245. and he's wearing a gray suit.
You're a peach.
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246. Stan, I got a great idea.
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247. I mean, uh,
this is gonna make it more
logistical about this setup.
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248. The counter, has
gotta be higher, and wider.
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249. Arthur Lawson's probably one of
the best undercover agents we've got.
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250. Officially, of course,
he's just another company man.
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251. How long's he been under?
This time, about eight months.
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252. But he's taken a lot of assignments
over the past couple years.
Maybe one too many.
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253. What do you mean?
Well, I wouldn't even
be meeting you here today,
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254. but Artie Lawson's a good man.
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255. Some people down at the bureau just...
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256. Well, six weeks ago,
Art Lawson sort of disappeared.
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257. What do you mean?
Why didn't anyone bring him in?
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258. How could we?
We didn't know where he was.
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259. Everything was goin' fine
till six weeks ago.
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260. He cut himself off. He moved
out of his wired apartment,
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261. abandoned his car,
stopped filing reports.
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262. It was just blind luck that our agents
found out you had connected with him.
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263. What are you trying to tell us?
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264. The bureau doesn't like blemishes.
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265. Not to mention that a federal agent
can be terribly valuable...
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266. with what he knows
of any criminal endeavor.
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267. What I'm saying is some people
down at the bureau...
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268. think that Lawson's gone over
to the other side.
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269. Tell Switek we're even.
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270. Yeah.
Yo, Jimmy, my man.
What's shakin'?
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271. 8:00? Terrific.
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272. Yeah, thanks a million, Jimmy.
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273. The meet's on for tonight.
With Artie.
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274. The boys from Jersey.
Richard.
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275. Artie Rollins.
Sonny.
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276. Listen, I'm sorry about that
little charade the other day.
You can't be too careful.
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277. No problem.
Come on.
I got a booth in the back.
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278. All right.
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279. I understand you've got
a chain of theaters up north.
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280. Twenty-six theaters,
14 retail stores...
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281. in Jersey, New York
and Massachusetts.
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282. But we're runnin' a little short
on solid programmin'.
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283. We're lookin' to buy volume.
We're carryin' cash.
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284. Jimmy told me.
We'll grab a bite to eat.
We'll talk business later. Sam.
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285. Sam, Sonny, Richard.
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286. I'd like you to meet
Karen Carson...
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287. and Rebecca Dalton,
my one and only.
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288. Pleasure.
And this is my boss,
Sam Kovics.
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289. Sam.
Boys.
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290. How are ya?
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291. Come on, sit. Let's eat.
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292. It's the truth.
We have got half a million dollars
invested in this picture, right?
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293. And our leading lady comes up
to us and tells us...
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294. that she is 15 years old
and her mother knows
exactly where she is.
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295. Sam went nuts.
You're damn right I did.
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296. So Artie here comes up
with a stroke of genius.
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297. I offered her mother
a part in the picture.
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298. We ended up
calling it Family Affairs.
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299. We grossed six million dollars
domestic, 2.5 overseas...
Nick says he needs a decision.
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300. Is he firm at eight million?
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301. Tell him I'll have a letter of credit
drawn up in the morning.
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302. There it was. We landed
it down, and he asked me if
I would sail it for him.
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303. I said, the first thing,
I ain't no sailor.
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304. Listen, fellas, hold it.
Why don't we go outside,
get some fresh air?
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305. We'll talk business, all right?
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306. Excuse us, ladies.
You know something, honey...
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307. Hey, Renny.
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308. Hey, Artie.
No, they're okay.
They're all right.
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309. I've got it.
You mean, you finally got it.
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310. Look, man, I'm sorry for the delay
and all but... I've been real busy.
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311. Hey, don't worry about it.
It's not your fault.
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312. Nothing's your fault, Renny.
Nothing's anybody's fault.
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313. I'm kickin' the hell out of ya!
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314. It's not my fault I'm kickin'
the hell out of you either, Renny.
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315. Man, cool out.
You're gonna kill him!
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316. Don't you ever
interfere with me again!
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317. So much for
the corporate sales pitch, huh?
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318. Listen...
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319. Before we go back in,
get your money ready for tomorrow.
I wanna look at it.
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320. Well, come on.
Huh? Don't you wanna
finish your dessert?
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321. I gave you the requisition
form yesterday.
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322. No! Two hundred thousand.
Miss Rebecca Dalton,
that's her all right.
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323. Yeah.
We met her at this strip club
we worked last year.
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324. Then dig it up!
We'll track Miss Thing down,
and see what she's gotta say.
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325. Look, we need it today!
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326. Just do it!
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327. We got a meet with Artie
in six hours, and these bozos better not
come up lame on the money.
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328. I don't know if I feel too good
about this guy, Crockett.
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329. When you're under, Lou,
it's whatever it takes.
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330. Look, the man is on the edge
and that makes it dangerous as hell.
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331. Maybe he had to go that far
to make it happen.
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332. Or maybe he decided
he likes it out there.
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333. What the hell you defending
this guy for, Sonny?
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334. What is this?
You too?
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335. Hey, hey, hey, man.
I'm just askin'.
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336. Because I know how it is when you're
livin' the role month in and month out.
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337. Because I've been
where he is, in deep.
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338. All right, look,
if we bring him in now,
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339. the entire Kovics investigations
goes down the tubes.
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340. Now, look,
can you honestly tell me...
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341. that Artie Lawson hasn't
gone over to the other side?
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342. No.
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343. Well, then damn it, find out.
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344. Then you'll get your money.
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345. Hey, Sonny.
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346. He's too dedicated.
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347. That's always been Artie's problem.
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348. Working undercover, nonstop,
ever since we've been married.
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349. Never taking a break.
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350. One vacation in four years.
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351. What kind of life is that?
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352. When was the last time
you heard from Artie?
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353. It'll be three weeks this Thursday.
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354. He called me from some club.
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355. What did he sound like?
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356. Different.
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357. Like, uh, he said he was...
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358. confused, involved.
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359. He was really frustrated that
the bureau wasn't bringing him in.
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360. Wait a minute.
He asked to be brought in?
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361. More than once.
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362. They'd always give him their famous...
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363. "We've come too far,
can't blow the case now" speech.
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364. Like the world would
go to ruin if he backed out.
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365. Please.
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366. Bring my husband back.
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367. I been tryin' to get ahold
of you on your beeper line all morning,
ever since he cut loose.
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368. The first thing he did was...
The first thing, he cornered
this charter fare.
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369. You know, a mommy,
hubby, turista types.
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370. Just blew their minds.
Then he proceeds to scarf up
their whole catch of the day.
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371. I don't believe this.
Then he cruises down about
two slips to the Elmo Two,
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372. boards her
and drops a major load...
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373. on the harbormaster's
forward deck.
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374. You ever considered trading him
in on a nice French poodle?
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375. And then for an encore,
he decides to pay a courtesy call
to Rolandez.
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376. You know,
the Panamanian vice consul.
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377. Most of the stuff
you see on this pier, that's his.
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378. You miserable, incontinent,
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379. worthless piece of sediment.
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380. You're dead!
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381. I've been away too much lately.
He just does this to get attention.
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382. Oh, yeah, totally.
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383. I mean, animals
have feelings too.
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384. Dum, da-dum-dum.
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385. We've been lookin' for you guys.
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386. Yeah? Now that you found us,
why don't you do a quick 180...
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387. and head back to your typewriters?
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388. The last thing I need is a couple of
sore thumbs in Petrocelli suits...
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389. hovering around my boat
while I'm trying to maintain
an undercover role.
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390. What as? A game warden?
Ha, ha, ha.
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391. We hear you had a meet
with Artie. Where is he?
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392. Well, you're so good at
finding people, right?
Why don't you find him yourself?
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393. We intend to. We came here
to shut you down.
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394. Hey!
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395. My man, Elvis.
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396. You wanna shut us down, pal,
you better have a court order...
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397. because we've been busting
our hump on this case
for over two months now.
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398. We're not about to pull the plug
just so y'all can keep your image clean.
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399. There's more at stake
than our image.
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400. We just got the word
that Sam Kovics is packin'.
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401. He's movin' his entire
operation to Mexico.
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402. Yeah, right.
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403. So you know who he's sellin'
his inventory to, huh?
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404. Us.
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405. Do me a favor.
Chain him down for me.
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406. Later, boys.
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407. Hey! Come on in, fellas.
Make yourselves a drink.
I'm on the phone.
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408. Yeah.
Oh, yeah!
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409. I like this! Mm!
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410. Whoo! Look at that view!
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411. Listen, I gotta call you later.
Phew! Hey, Artie,
you got a nice place here.
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412. Kinda reminds me of my condo.
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413. We were beginning to wonder
if maybe you changed your mind.
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414. Why would I wanna
change my mind?
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415. Am I dealing with something here
that I can't handle?
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416. I mean, you two are just a couple of
high-rollin' cowboys from Jersey...
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417. with a briefcase
full of cash.
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418. Isn't that right, detectives?
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419. I used my agency priority code...
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420. to do a back trace on that
phone number you gave me.
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421. Are you trying to get me killed?
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422. I'm on an investigation here!
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423. Hey! Hey! Hey!
Are you sure about that?
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424. What is that supposed to mean?
That means you haven't checked
with the bureau in over three weeks.
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425. Or your wife!
You move out of the apartment
they set you up in.
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426. And your own people
can't even find you.
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427. Artie, they think you've gone over.
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428. I don't want you or anybody else
to question my methods.
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429. If I make a strategic decision
to cut corners,
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430. to throw the book away,
that's my decision.
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431. 'Cause it's me out here
and nobody else.
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432. Now, I've got tapes, records,
full documentation of prostitution,
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433. kiddy porn, extortion,
at least seven murders.
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434. I can bust Kovics
whenever I want to.
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435. So what are you waitin' for?
Because when I haul him in,
I want him to stay there.
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436. When he goes down,
he's gonna go down so hard
he doesn't come up!
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437. I've seen things...
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438. Who killed Penny?
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439. What are you talking about?
Did Kovics arrange for that too?
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440. They found her yesterday.
O.D.'d in her swimming pool.
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441. Coroner has it as homicide.
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442. I didn't know.
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443. She was just a kid.
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444. Things are getting crazy.
Everything's gettin' turned around.
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445. Listen, man,
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446. I know what you're in to.
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447. I've spent the last 10 years doin' it.
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448. Living, eating, breathing.
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449. Getting in so deep that you don't
even know which end is up.
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450. It takes its toll.
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451. Let's pop Kovics
as soon as possible.
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452. All right. I'll call you two between
5:00 and 6:00 this afternoon.
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453. And we'll bust this guy.
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454. This one'll be a classic.
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455. This is real human hair, man.
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456. Check it out. Look at it.
This stuff retails for 90 bucks
a whack, a piece. Can you dig it?
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457. Right. Okay now, look.
Look, I'll tell you what.
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458. I'm gonna tell you somethin'
about this stuff.
You can swim in it.
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459. That's right,
and it won't come off.
You can swim in it.
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460. I'll give you the whole
bundle for $300. Okay?
What do ya say?
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461. How about if I give you 50 bucks
and you call me Santa Claus?
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462. I love that part.
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463. Carson show for you guys.
No question about it.
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464. What?
I don't know, man.
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465. This is gettin'
crazier by the minute.
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466. I know we can work
with this guy, Tubbs.
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467. You're gettin' as squirrelly
about this dude...
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468. as this dude is squirrelly
about what he's doin'.
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469. What are you talkin' about?
I'm talkin' about Artie.
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470. Artie doesn't know what he's doin'
from one second to the next.
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471. You can't see that right now.
You know why?
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472. 'Cause you don't see Artie,
you see yourself.
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473. Trudy and Gina just hooked up
with Artie's porno queen girlfriend.
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474. She says he's taking her to Mexico
when he makes the move with Kovics.
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475. Yeah, she says.
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476. Yeah, she says.
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477. She also showed
Gina and Trudy the tickets,
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478. under the names of
Mr. And Mrs. Artie Rollins.
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479. Come on.
This guy's over the edge.
Let's bring him in now.
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480. No!
What do you mean, no?
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481. H-Hey, man, you can't do that.
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482. We gotta go with our judgment.
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483. We know the guy's on the edge,
and we know he's shaky.
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484. But we're on top of him, man.
You gotta go with our call.
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485. What's your call?
Leave Artie on the streets...
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486. and he'll deliver Kovics.
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487. Okay, Tubbs.
Pick up your 200 grand.
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488. We'll go with it.
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489. Thanks, partner.
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490. Yeah.
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491. Artie!
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492. Artie!
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493. Hey, Artie baby!
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494. Artie!
Artie!
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495. Crockett,
he's cleaned the place out.
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496. Gone.
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497. Yeah? Yeah.
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498. They haven't seen him.
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499. No, no, man.
We've already been there.
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500. You mean they haven't
heard from him either?
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501. No. No, thanks.
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502. We're spittin' in the wind.
If he was gonna call at all,
he would have an hour ago.
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503. Artie's gone. Kovics is gone.
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504. Vandalous, disrespectful,
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505. Pathetic excuse
for a living creature!
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506. That does it!
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507. That does it!
This time you have done it!
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508. You have done it!
I have had it!
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509. Hey, Crockett, ease up, man.
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510. Ease up?
He just devoured my entire
Buddy Holly collection!
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511. What is it with you?
How would you like it if somebody
chewed up your personal belongings?
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512. See this blanket?
You see this?
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513. Elvis loves this blanket.
It's his most favorite thing
in the whole wide world.
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514. How about if I just
drop it overboard?
How would you like that? Huh?
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515. Hey, Crockett!
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516. Get a grip on yourself, man.
Take a look at yourself.
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517. Get outta here.
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518. Come on.
Let's get back to the office.
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519. Yeah?
You didn't give up on me, did ya?
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520. Where the hell have you been?
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521. I've been taking care of
some last-minute business.
Sam's leaving town tomorrow.
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522. When are you leaving town?
What are you talkin' about?
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523. You win the honeymoon to Mexico
on some game show, pal?
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524. I got my neck stuck out for you.
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525. Or maybe that was your car
parked at Penny's
the night she got whacked.
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526. Who do you think I am?
I'm wonderin'.
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527. I drove a guy over there.
It was Kovics's bodyguard.
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528. He said he had to drop off
a plane ticket and some cash.
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529. He was only in there
a couple of minutes.
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530. Hey, listen, I'll explain
the Mexico trip later.
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531. We gotta bust Kovics now.
You in or out?
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532. Where's it goin' down?
I haven't been able
to find out yet.
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533. Sam and I will pick you up
at 11:30 in the used car lot
on 23rd and Biscayne.
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534. Bring the money.
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535. We're on for tonight.
Hey, Crockett.
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536. Crockett, I sure hope
you're right about this guy.
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537. 'Cause if you're not,
it's gonna be a real crazy night.
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538. Yeah, tell me about it.
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539. Now, Gina and Switek
in backup unit three,
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540. you'll be camped here.
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541. Trudy, Zito, backup unit four,
one block behind me.
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542. Hey! Hey,
easy on the threads, man.
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543. How much does Lester know about this?
Lester's out on loan to Broward.
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544. They're buggin' a steam bath for some
kind of major sleazoid bath convention.
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545. Maybe you'd like
to do this yourself.
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546. and audio surveillance
via the handhelds.
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547. And keep those tails a minimum
of a block and a half back.
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548. Listen up, gang.
Nobody better blow this one
because of a sloppy tail.
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549. If you can hear me,
blink your headlights.
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550. Go ahead.
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551. I'm good.
Hey, this bug is great.
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552. Snug. Fits well.
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553. Game time.
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554. Need a lift?
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555. Come on. Get in.
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556. Nice to see you guys again.
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557. Let's see
what you brought us.
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558. That's half.
You'll get the other half
when we see the goods.
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559. So, uh...
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560. What's the problem
with the reception?
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561. Don't worry about it.
They're fine. Golden.
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562. Go.
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563. You know,
I like you guys' style.
I like the way you do business.
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564. We aim to please.
Top drawer.
Strictly uptown. I love it.
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565. Well, you know we need
your volume up north.
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566. Artie here's been...
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567. I don't know who you guys are,
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568. but you're dead.
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569. They've been made.
Move in now!
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570. The causeway.
Make it quick.
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571. Sam, I didn't know
anything about this.
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572. That's all right, kid.
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573. We all make mistakes.
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574. You got about eight units
coming down on you right now.
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575. Gee, I don't see any.
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576. Lieutenant, shouldn't I...
Listen to me.
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577. Put out a countywide broadcast.
Highway Patrol and the chopper units.
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578. Tell 'em we got a couple of cops
about to get killed.
Right.
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579. Get 'em out.
Come on!
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580. Hey, I know how
to walk, tough guy.
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581. Hold it a second, Larry.
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582. This one's Artie's.
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583. This one'll bring you right
in the family, kid.
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584. You sure you're
up to the job, Artie?
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585. Tubbs!
Yo!
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586. Lay down some fire!
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587. We're gonna take you down to
the bureau for a debriefing,
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588. and then I think Metro's gonna want
to talk to you about Penny McGraw.
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589. Guys, can we have a second?
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590. Yeah, go ahead.
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591. Listen, I at least want
you two guys to know...
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592. that I had nothin' to do
with killin' that girl.
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593. I did some marginal stuff, but...
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594. I didn't commit murder.
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595. I guess I was out there, huh?
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596. Well, that's where guys
like us are paid to work.
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597. I can handle the bureau.
I can take the heat.
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598. What's gonna happen
with your wife?
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599. I don't know. I don't know
if I can go back to my wife,
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600. that life.
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601. You know, it's like I've been
ridin' an adrenaline high.
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602. All that money
and all those women.
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603. But after a while,
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604. all the things that
went before...
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605. It got like, uh...
Just like, uh...
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606. I don't know.
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607. Lawson.
Let's go. Come on.
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608. I'll see you guys later.
Yeah.
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609. Take care.
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610. You reinvented the radio
last night, didn't you?
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611. Hey, Tubbs, chill out!
Chill out, man!
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612. I just wanna hit him just once, man!
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613. That little bozo ain't gonna
wire any of our people ever again.
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614. See, you have to get yourself
into a discovery...
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615. kind of mode of thinking,
and then it's quite simple.
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616. Like for example,
we found out,
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617. we can get about 50% more
visual recording when you
extend the counter space.
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618. We also found out that
by building up the platform,
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619. it helps with
the intimidation factor.
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620. I think we're gonna write a how-to
pamphlet on burglary sting operations.
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621. Larry, that's great. So, which one
of you two guys can write?
Get a job.
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622. Hey, Lieutenant,
nice job tonight.
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623. Rick, can I have a beer, please?
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624. You know, those,
uh, mirrors at the
amusement parks...
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625. the ones that warp
everything out of whack?
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626. I feel like I've been staring at myself
in one for the past three days.
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627. It's not a reflection of you,
Sonny. It's... It's the job, man.
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628. I don't see how you've been doin' it
as long as you've been doin' it.
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629. Neither do I.
You gotta be a little nut.
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630. Fellas,
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631. just got a phone call
from Federal Agent Russo.
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632. They've been debriefing Arthur Lawson
for the past three hours.
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633. He stepped out for a breather,
made a call to his wife,
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634. went into the men's room
and hung himself.
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