1. This stuff is da kine, man.Copy !req
2. You could pay off the F. B. I. with this,
and they'd never know.Copy !req
3. We just sell it by weight.
It takes too long to count it.Copy !req
4. Who cares?Copy !req
5. The plates are excellent,Copy !req
6. but the paper...Copy !req
7. Unbelievable composition.Copy !req
8. Spectroscopy, my friend.
- Spec what?Copy !req
9. Molecular analyzation of matter
through laser light.Copy !req
10. Read a book sometime.Copy !req
11. I just can't believe you're
letting Darlene move in so fast.Copy !req
12. I'm not letting Darlene do anything.
Watch it here.Copy !req
13. I'm not letting her do anything.
I want her to.Copy !req
14. Oh, sure. Like the fish wants
to be hooked by the fisherman?Copy !req
15. You know, I was hoping in my heart
that this wouldn't affect our friendship,Copy !req
16. but I can see you're not big enough
to get over the fact that she dumped you.Copy !req
17. Dumped me?
Is that what she told you?Copy !req
18. There's the signal.
Hit him!Copy !req
19. You okay, old man?
Yeah! Let's go!Copy !req
20. We got heat!Copy !req
21. Miami Vice!
The building is surrounded!Copy !req
22. What's going on? I thought you said this place was safe.
- What the hell? Gasoline!Copy !req
23. Gasoline! Artie! Artie!Copy !req
24. - Artie, don't, man. Don't do it, man.
- Hey, Artie!Copy !req
25. - Artie.
- Artie!Copy !req
26. They're cops!Copy !req
27. Carlos!Copy !req
28. You got nothin' on me, sucker!
You got ashes!Copy !req
29. - Hold this, Stan.
- Larry, you can't go in there!Copy !req
30. Hey, Larry!Copy !req
31. Larry! Lar! Larry!Copy !req
32. Larry!Copy !req
33. Ashes, huh? Ashes!Copy !req
34. You all right, Larry?
Larry, are you all right?Copy !req
35. I just burned my fingertips.
Oh, man!Copy !req
36. What about the money? Leave it
for somebody else. Come on, man!Copy !req
37. What do you got there?
A souvenir.Copy !req
38. One of Artie's masterpieces.
I'm gonna frame it for a memento.Copy !req
39. I wouldn't. Bogus bill's bad
luck. Don't you know that?Copy !req
40. Stan, I believe things
are either in whack or outta whack.Copy !req
41. Right now my life's in whack.Copy !req
42. You moved in with Darlene.
Your life's about to get out of whack.Copy !req
43. Hey, what's that?
It's a fire. Wow.Copy !req
44. One of my neighbors, I guess.Copy !req
45. Huh. What's up, Chief?
Gas main exploded.Copy !req
46. Do you know a Mr. Lawrence Zito?Copy !req
47. My house!Copy !req
48. Look, Mr. Zito, I'm sorry.Copy !req
49. My house! My motorcycle.Copy !req
50. Harry!Copy !req
51. Gas fire... the worst.Copy !req
52. I'm sorry, but this is all
we were able to save.Copy !req
53. What is it? Mailbox.Copy !req
54. What is it?Copy !req
55. It's your gas bill.Copy !req
56. This isn't Darlene's stuff.
It's my stuff.Copy !req
57. Darlene!Copy !req
58. In the bedroom!Copy !req
59. Oh, he's gonna love this!Copy !req
60. Oh, Stan.
Hmm?Copy !req
61. Don't touch the hair.
Sorry.Copy !req
62. Stan, honey bunch, I made a few
minor decorating decisions.Copy !req
63. I hope you don't mind.Copy !req
64. Oh, and we're gonna have to
hang your clothes in the garage.Copy !req
65. What garage?Copy !req
66. Larry.
- Darlene.Copy !req
67. Well.Copy !req
68. I wasn't expecting guests
for dinner.Copy !req
69. Larry's house blew up.Copy !req
70. Gas main leak.Copy !req
71. He lost everything, Darlene.Copy !req
72. Harry too.Copy !req
73. That stupid fish?Copy !req
74. Uh, I told Larry he could stay
with us for a couple of days.Copy !req
75. Larry,Copy !req
76. could you give us
a couple of minutes?Copy !req
77. He can't stay here.
Why not? He's my friend!Copy !req
78. I don't even know why you
brought him in. He's gotta stay here.Copy !req
79. This is my first night, and I'm not even
unpacked! So what do you want me to do with him?Copy !req
80. He's got nowhere else to go
but here! He's my friend!Copy !req
81. Don't you even care about me? I
guess I'll park myself on Mr. Sofa.Copy !req
82. Don't you even love me?
What about me?Copy !req
83. Here. One of the meatheads
left this in the men's room.Copy !req
84. Aw, you shouldn't have.
We didn't.Copy !req
85. It's for Zito. Well, if it's a house,
he's gonna be a little cramped.Copy !req
86. I told you. You can use some of my
clothes. I'll go to a thrift shop at lunch.Copy !req
87. Here.
What's this?Copy !req
88. We sort of chipped in
'cause we love you. What is it?Copy !req
89. Open it. Go. It's an
inflatable house. Come on.Copy !req
90. How was your warehouse sting?Copy !req
91. Nada.Copy !req
92. We've been hearing that John
C. Costelada's back in town.Copy !req
93. Everybody's afraid
to bite the hook.Copy !req
94. I vaguely remember.
Fill me in.Copy !req
95. Up until a couple of years ago, Costelada was the
master fence of stolen goods in South Florida.Copy !req
96. I'm talking by the shipload.Copy !req
97. - I heard he ran into some trouble in Mexico.
- He bought his way out.Copy !req
98. He's slick as they come.Copy !req
99. He works strictly as a broker,
so he doesn't get dirty.Copy !req
100. We have to catch him literally taking
possession of goods he knows are stolen.Copy !req
101. It's not gonna be an easy job.Copy !req
102. The only way to do that
is to flip one of his retailers.Copy !req
103. Switek and I worked him
a year ago and got zip.Copy !req
104. - Why don't you get back on him?
- Okay.Copy !req
105. - That's really nice.
- You like it?Copy !req
106. - It's like a new start or something.
- It's a girl.Copy !req
107. Harriet.Copy !req
108. After the job we did on that counterfeiting
ring, we had a couple of slack days coming.Copy !req
109. That was until somebody
opened his stupid mouth.Copy !req
110. "Ah, me and Switek,
we got plenty on Costelada!"Copy !req
111. What's the big deal? Let me try to
explain it in terms you might understand.Copy !req
112. A new girlfriend
is like a new goldfish.Copy !req
113. You gotta spend time with them so they
get accustomed to the bowl. You know?Copy !req
114. I know fish move around
in the dark.Copy !req
115. You see? That's what I don't
understand. These constant attacks.Copy !req
116. Why don't you just face it?
She wasn't into you.Copy !req
117. Ooh! That stings, Stan.Copy !req
118. Miss Hair Spray 1985
was the one that got away.Copy !req
119. I think Darlene's hair
looks great! It oughta.Copy !req
120. People spend less time
raising their children.Copy !req
121. For one week, and one week only,
at all Bonzo Barry stores...Copy !req
122. Right here, right now, the right
equipment at the right price,Copy !req
123. because Bonzo Barry has harpooned
the high cost of quality stereo.Copy !req
124. Sorry.Copy !req
125. I've scoured the audio and video arctic
and brought back these bargains...Copy !req
126. at prices frozen so low you'll have to
buy them, because Bonzo Barry always...Copy !req
127. Seals the deal!Copy !req
128. Why should he be clapping? Because
I'll beat any deal in the Miami area.Copy !req
129. So come on down to any one of our five... that's
right, count them... five Bonzo Barry high-tech stores.Copy !req
130. For your stereo needs, for your video needs,
for your stereo-video needs, come on down.Copy !req
131. Isn't that the girl we busted for
soliciting about a year ago? Don't look.Copy !req
132. I don't know. No.
That's her, isn't it?Copy !req
133. No.
You sure?Copy !req
134. Right here, right now,
the right equipment.
- Definitely no.Copy !req
135. You're positive?Copy !req
136. I'd stake my life on it.Copy !req
137. And remember, all Bonzo Barry
components and equipment...Copy !req
138. are fully backed
by our very own "seal" of approval!Copy !req
139. Okay. That's enough. We'll
splice it together. Whatever.Copy !req
140. Excuse me.
We talked on the phone.Copy !req
141. We're the, uh...
Discount suppliers.Copy !req
142. Yeah, well, like I told you,
I got my own discount suppliers.Copy !req
143. Yeah, but, uh, not like us.Copy !req
144. We can really pull our weight.
Top of the line.Copy !req
145. Sony, Nakamichi,Copy !req
146. Luxman, Macintosh.Copy !req
147. State of the art,
all factory sealed.Copy !req
148. Eighty percent discount.Copy !req
149. All right,
let's go back to my office,Copy !req
150. and you can convince me.Copy !req
151. Barry? Barry.Copy !req
152. Not now, honey. I'm talking
some business. Police business?Copy !req
153. What do you mean,
police business?Copy !req
154. Well, when you're talking
with two cops,Copy !req
155. you're usually talking
police business.Copy !req
156. I took a bust
from these two guys!Copy !req
157. Get out of here.Copy !req
158. It was her.Copy !req
159. Damn! Everything would have
worked out perfectly if she wasn't there.Copy !req
160. It's just... Your bad luck?Copy !req
161. Which is beginning
to get contagious.Copy !req
162. Our best lead on Costelada
blown in 15 seconds.Copy !req
163. What do I tell Castillo?Copy !req
164. "We blew it, Lieutenant,
because I'm teamed up with an albatross."Copy !req
165. There's gotta be a better way.Copy !req
166. Anybody that's into hot properties
is gonna know about Costelada.Copy !req
167. And who do we know
who's into hot property?Copy !req
168. Come on, baby!
Crash and burn for the Noogman!Copy !req
169. Rat-tat-tat-tat! Rat-tat-tat!
Come on, baby! Rat-tat-tat-tat!Copy !req
170. Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!Copy !req
171. Ooh!Copy !req
172. Damn! Five-O!Copy !req
173. The Noogman, fearless,
faster flyin' fool! Bailin' out, Jack!Copy !req
174. Welcome to the Noogman's
last night of single-tude, Jack!Copy !req
175. What'd he say?
- The Noogman is getting married
on the morrow, Jack!Copy !req
176. Flyin' the friendly skies!
Flyin' united.Copy !req
177. Who's the unlucky lady?Copy !req
178. Ample Annie, the mean machine.Copy !req
179. What's up, mama?Copy !req
180. Hardworkin' gal.
I like that.Copy !req
181. No wonder I'm not married.
All the good women are spoken for.Copy !req
182. So, Noog, how's the fencing business?
You got the wrong brother, Jackson.Copy !req
183. The Noogman is one re-ha-bili-tated dude,
you understand?Copy !req
184. Strictly "legizit."
R-E-S-P-C-P!Copy !req
185. If 'n ever you spell it,
that's what I want.Copy !req
186. Well, good. Then you won't mind
us taking a trip back to your place...Copy !req
187. and check out the serial numbers
on your shower gifts.Copy !req
188. Yeah, I've heard this rap
before, fellas.Copy !req
189. Just run it down
and let the Noogie boogie, please?Copy !req
190. A mover named Costelada.Copy !req
191. John Costelada?
Man, that's one heavy dude!Copy !req
192. Find him.
- How am I gonna find him? That's impossible. What, is you drunk?Copy !req
193. Find him.Copy !req
194. Hello!
Shut up!Copy !req
195. Who's there?
Shut up!Copy !req
196. Hi, Iz.Copy !req
197. Switek. Zito.
¿Qué pasó, eh?Copy !req
198. Hey, typical
establishment neglect, eh?Copy !req
199. I offered to help these winged refugees
with their foreign language requirements.Copy !req
200. You know, so they can get
their migration card.Copy !req
201. And management...Copy !req
202. Blind to the needs of
the working bird educator,Copy !req
203. forget to leave me a key.Copy !req
204. We already gave him
his English lesson, Iz,Copy !req
205. in legalese.Copy !req
206. - You have the right to remain silent!
- You have the right to remain silent!Copy !req
207. You belong in a cage.
Not me, man. I'm no criminal.Copy !req
208. I mean, I never been convicted.
I have a few indictments, man, but...Copy !req
209. I'm a man of no convictions.Copy !req
210. So, uh,
what do you want me to do?Copy !req
211. We want you to set up Costelada.Copy !req
212. I got 4,000 Pirelli P225s
coming out of Canada tomorrow.Copy !req
213. I can have 'em to you by Friday.Copy !req
214. Uh, 50, 45 and 40.Copy !req
215. Get back to me.Copy !req
216. Benny, what the hell's happening
with those power tools?Copy !req
217. Johnny C., you'll laugh
when you hear where I got 'em.Copy !req
218. I don't wanna hear where you got 'em. I
don't wanna see 'em. I don't wanna touch 'em.Copy !req
219. All I wanna do is move 'em.Copy !req
220. I got a guy in Pittsburgh's
calling me about 'em tomorrow.
- Zoom, zoom.Copy !req
221. I'll get back to you. What?
- I have Mr. Rudman on line two.Copy !req
222. Here's his file.Copy !req
223. Jesus.Copy !req
224. Rudman.
This is Costelada.Copy !req
225. Mr. C., I couldn't accept
the merchandise.Copy !req
226. They canceled the convention
at the last minute.Copy !req
227. I hope you understand
it wasn't my fault.Copy !req
228. Look, what I understand is, you made
a deal for 150 compact disc players...Copy !req
229. that haven't been paid for yet.Copy !req
230. I know. But I can't pay you
unless my customers pay me.Copy !req
231. What I was thinking... When they
reschedule the convention, I can...Copy !req
232. Let me tell you
what I'm thinking.Copy !req
233. I think you got a house on 19 Parkwood
Lane with a standard alarm system.Copy !req
234. I think your wife drives a black
touring Eldorado, license DJC 521.Copy !req
235. I think your son's in the third grade
at Houston Central Elementary School.Copy !req
236. Now, I want my money!
You got 48 hours!Copy !req
237. Now you know what I'm thinking,
think about it.Copy !req
238. I think I'm gonna
sit in the sun for a while.Copy !req
239. I cannot relax with him
coming in and out of here.Copy !req
240. He's going to sleep now.
Trust me.Copy !req
241. Oh, remember, Stanley,
don't touch the hair.Copy !req
242. Right.Copy !req
243. Listen to me, Stanley.Copy !req
244. You have a great future ahead
of you. Immediate future, I hope.Copy !req
245. No, I'm dead serious.Copy !req
246. Zito's holding you back.Copy !req
247. He's holding you back
from more important things.Copy !req
248. I mean, there's no reason
you couldn't be Lieutenant Switek...Copy !req
249. or Captain Switek...Copy !req
250. or Chief of Police Switek.Copy !req
251. You really think so?Copy !req
252. Oh, absolutely.Copy !req
253. I saw it the first moment
I laid eyes on you.Copy !req
254. You mean, when you were
at the car wash with Larry?Copy !req
255. And you know what happens
to police chiefs, don't ya?Copy !req
256. Don't ya, Mayor Switek?Copy !req
257. Larry, what are you doin'?Copy !req
258. TV.
- T...Copy !req
259. Oh, mama.Copy !req
260. How do you do that?Copy !req
261. Oh, Mr. Mayor!Copy !req
262. Well, my voters call.Copy !req
263. Good night, King.Copy !req
264. will now come to order.Copy !req
265. Ohh!Copy !req
266. Mmm, little bitty, tiny fingers!Copy !req
267. Oh, Stanley!Copy !req
268. I'm just gonna be a second!Copy !req
269. Honey? Please?Copy !req
270. All right.
As mayor, I order you.Copy !req
271. You ain't the mayor yet.Copy !req
272. Almost ready, pumpkin.Copy !req
273. Soft, just the way you like 'em.Copy !req
274. Ohh!Copy !req
275. I just lost my appetite.Copy !req
276. Stan, you got any café cubano?Copy !req
277. Don't tell me you're fine! What
the hell are you guys doin' here?Copy !req
278. This morning I am doing
my official duty as a lawman.Copy !req
279. I get to this loco harebrain,
and he tells me he's in charge of my case?Copy !req
280. Your case? No,
the Noogman does not work in the shadow.Copy !req
281. Man, who's the Captain Kirk
of this Enterprise?Copy !req
282. The Noogman flies alone,
you dig?Copy !req
283. Especially not with this
no-good jive Cubano echo brain!Copy !req
284. I got a rep.
You dissin' me, man!Copy !req
285. Am I working for him
or is he working for me, man?Copy !req
286. You got to have organization
in a business this big.Copy !req
287. You got your Ronald Reagan, you got your
Lee lacocca, you got your Geraldo Rivera,Copy !req
288. and that's how you stay on top.Copy !req
289. That's how you get the job done...
Organization, eh?Copy !req
290. Baby, is your hair always
this pretty early in the morning?Copy !req
291. Don't you sleep on it
at night, baby?Copy !req
292. Don't... touch... my... hair!Copy !req
293. Well, excuse me, baby.
Thanks a lot, Stanley!Copy !req
294. Hey, it's time
for the Beaver, man.Copy !req
295. Do you ever watch this? This
Eddie Haskell is really... Turn it down!Copy !req
296. No, no, no! Wait, wait.
I seen this one before.Copy !req
297. This is where Ward
comes down hard on the Beaver.Copy !req
298. Well, we have a sizable
amount of loot.Copy !req
299. What's up on Costelada?Copy !req
300. I had to get on the Noog-line...
- I almost got killed. You know?Copy !req
301. In other words,
you guys got squat!Copy !req
302. Hey, Costelada's main man is this
funny little dude named Bonzo Barry.Copy !req
303. He's got this very short show on TV.Copy !req
304. But everybody know about that,
home! Well, we tried him.Copy !req
305. Right.
He didn't like our approach.Copy !req
306. Maybe you come on too strong.
What you need is a new concept.Copy !req
307. Yes, yes.
A solid marketing approach.Copy !req
308. Comfort, style, luxury,Copy !req
309. and at prices you can afford.Copy !req
310. No C. O. D. 's.Copy !req
311. Wally, we can keep it
in the bathtub.Copy !req
312. Well, okay, let's send for it,
but an eight-foot alligator...Copy !req
313. You guys think this is enough stuff
to trade up to Costelada?Copy !req
314. Frankly, no,
but we can lie a lot.Copy !req
315. Every one of these babies represents 2,000
back at the old warehouse, right, guys?Copy !req
316. I used to work these location
operations. You guys need any backup?Copy !req
317. No!Copy !req
318. I sure hope this works.
Think... positive!Copy !req
319. Yo, man, this is supposed to be a
police operation, not a sequel to Roots.Copy !req
320. I feel like we're doing
a remake of The Defiant Ones.Copy !req
321. Sorry about this, guys, but it's a real pain nailing
all that surveillance equipment to the floor.Copy !req
322. All right.
Now, we'll follow you.Copy !req
323. Yo, how many VCR's
we got in there, Jackson?Copy !req
324. Don't worry about that.
Just stick to the plan.Copy !req
325. Try not to sweat too much. We put a
hundred-dollar deposit on those clothes.Copy !req
326. Hundred dollars? How am I supposed to
come off as a businessman when you're...Copy !req
327. cramping my style with this low
racket bracket jacket, Jackson?Copy !req
328. Don't you ever watch
the Wall Street Weekly?Copy !req
329. I feel totally confident.Copy !req
330. An order like this... 30 pieces...
Is really a waste of time for me.Copy !req
331. Since you brought it over,
I'm gonna do you a favor. Do me a favor?Copy !req
332. Who you think
you talking to, Jack?Copy !req
333. With the numbers I'm getting, this is
just a door prize! You tell him, Noogman.Copy !req
334. Listen, we're very
upwardly "nubile."Copy !req
335. We was gonna turn you on to a deal
for 2,000 proton monitors.Copy !req
336. That's right, but now I think
we'll just leave this here with you...Copy !req
337. as a reminder of what
you might have had.Copy !req
338. Let's book. We don't have to deal
with this. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it!Copy !req
339. Hey, hey! Let's talk.Copy !req
340. Two thousand monitors?Copy !req
341. Infinity proton monitors.Copy !req
342. Comfort, style, luxury,
and at prices you can afford.Copy !req
343. All right, for that kind of weight,
I'm gonna have to go to my distributor,Copy !req
344. and I can't do that without
references. References?Copy !req
345. I got to know that you can deliver
and that your stuff's not defective.Copy !req
346. Hey, we're no defectives. We get
none of our stuff from Communists.Copy !req
347. I'll tell you what...
Our warehouse is on southeast 35th.Copy !req
348. We got half of Tokyo in there.Copy !req
349. All you gotta do is come over
and check it out. Ain't no problem.Copy !req
350. I'll do that.
- All right.Copy !req
351. You gentlemen check back
with me tomorrow.Copy !req
352. I think Mr. Costelada's
gonna like you two.Copy !req
353. All right.
Take care, man.Copy !req
354. Lar, do you think you could sleep
somewhere else tonight?Copy !req
355. I want to mellow out
the little woman.Copy !req
356. No problem.Copy !req
357. Do you ever think
about the future, Lar?Copy !req
358. No. Career advancement,
that sort of thing?Copy !req
359. No. I've been thinking
about it a lot lately and...Copy !req
360. You mean Darlene's been thinking
a lot about it lately?Copy !req
361. "Get another partner. He's holding
you back. You could be governor.Copy !req
362. Ooh!"Copy !req
363. She told you
you could be governor?Copy !req
364. She only told me
I could be mayor.Copy !req
365. They're really
freaky-looking guys,Copy !req
366. but I figured, somebody wants to move
2,000 pieces, you oughta hear about it.Copy !req
367. Can they deliver?
I don't know.Copy !req
368. I mean,
they talk like big business.Copy !req
369. Big. I mean big business.Copy !req
370. They even gave me the address of their
warehouse. Plus, they left me 30 VCR's as a gift.Copy !req
371. Which, of course,
I'll return if you want.Copy !req
372. Make the deal for those monitors.
What about the warehouse?Copy !req
373. I already checked it out.
It's floor-to-ceiling.Copy !req
374. Okay.Copy !req
375. I guess your life
gets out of whack sometimes.Copy !req
376. Crazy things do happen.Copy !req
377. Like my house blowing up.Copy !req
378. I'm glad I got you.Copy !req
379. Pepe, you hittin'
my bourbon bottle again?Copy !req
380. No.
Senor Crockett.Copy !req
381. Am I interrupting something?Copy !req
382. Uh-uh. Harriet and I are
just having something to eat.Copy !req
383. We're gonna let Stan and Darlene
have some time alone tonight.Copy !req
384. How is Stan and Darlene
gettin' along anyway?Copy !req
385. Okay, I guess.Copy !req
386. The guy's too good.Copy !req
387. That's his problem.Copy !req
388. I mean, here's someone who can
crush your head in his bare hands,Copy !req
389. and he cares that your eggs
are done just right.Copy !req
390. You know what I mean?
Yeah.Copy !req
391. I'm just worried about him.Copy !req
392. He's such a soft touch.Copy !req
393. I just don't want him
to get shafted.Copy !req
394. I don't know. I'm not a soft touch,
and I get shafted all the time.Copy !req
395. Why don't you hang out
with me tonight?Copy !req
396. You can stay at my place, pal.Copy !req
397. We could introduce Harriet
to Elvis.Copy !req
398. Uh, or maybe not.Copy !req
399. Yeah, maybe not.Copy !req
400. No, that's okay, Sonny.
Nah, go ahead.Copy !req
401. You sure?
Yeah.Copy !req
402. All right, pal. If you change your mind,
you know my number.Copy !req
403. Yeah. Thank you.Copy !req
404. Well, good-lookin',Copy !req
405. tonight it's just you and me.Copy !req
406. Oh, Stanley.Copy !req
407. Oh, Stanley.Copy !req
408. Oh, Stanley!Copy !req
409. Oh, Stanley!Copy !req
410. Oh, Stanley.Copy !req
411. What's wrong, Stanley?
Too much beer.Copy !req
412. You didn't drink any beer.
Oh. I...Copy !req
413. I feel guilty about Larry,
out there all alone in the cold.Copy !req
414. Larry? Larry?
Always Larry!Copy !req
415. It was a thousand-to-one shot,
so we took a chance.Copy !req
416. After our cover was blown
with Bonzo Barry,Copy !req
417. we figured our only option
was either those guys or we fold.Copy !req
418. That's basically it, Lieutenant.Copy !req
419. At least Izzy and Noogie did get
us enough on Gold to roll him over...Copy !req
420. and force an introduction
to Costelada.Copy !req
421. We use informants
for their knowledge of the street,Copy !req
422. not as reinforcements.Copy !req
423. You should have asked me first.Copy !req
424. Get them off the case.Copy !req
425. Keep on Costelada.Copy !req
426. Agent said we can get the full
Disney World package for under $200.Copy !req
427. Disney World, baby? We're talking
about our honeymoon, not Space Mountain.Copy !req
428. Come on. Ooh, God!Copy !req
429. The One-Stop Motel at Opa-Locka
ain't my idea of a honeymoon.Copy !req
430. Baby, didn't you read in the brochure?
They got mirrors, cable television.Copy !req
431. They got water beds. They got Magic Fingers,
baby. They got free soap and towels.Copy !req
432. I want to see Mickey!Copy !req
433. Mmm!
She wants to see Mickey Mouse.Copy !req
434. You want to be Deputy Dawg.
Where am I, third grade?Copy !req
435. The lieutenant's right.Copy !req
436. I was thinkin' maybe something was gonna get out
of whack anyway. I just don't like firing guys.Copy !req
437. Uh... Excuse me, Iz.Copy !req
438. Oh, the principals.
Bad news, guys.Copy !req
439. You're off the case.Copy !req
440. Oh, come on, man! We gotta continue
to battle against the forces of evil.Copy !req
441. We can't go outside the department
anymore for help on this one.Copy !req
442. Besides, it's too dangerous
for you guys.Copy !req
443. Damn right, it's dangerous. We out there
Lone Rangerin' amongst the bad guys.Copy !req
444. What do we get for layin' our lives
on the line for the Uncle Sam, man?Copy !req
445. Hey, we Hispanics don't know
the meaning of danger,Copy !req
446. but we're very familiar
with the word "compensation."Copy !req
447. Maybe next time, guys.Copy !req
448. Fifty bucks. Well, at least you can
buy me a wedding present.Copy !req
449. And, uh, that's just the tip
of the ice cube.Copy !req
450. Remember, we got a very
important meeting with Bonzo Barry.Copy !req
451. But the supplier just left
with the supplies.Copy !req
452. What are we gonna sell him?
I got a very big score, man.Copy !req
453. Something I been looking
to take down for a long time.Copy !req
454. All right! Get down.Copy !req
455. You know it. Let's discuss it,
Jack. Let's go.Copy !req
456. Tell you, Noogman,Copy !req
457. this is the biggest takedown
in the "anals" of crime.Copy !req
458. Word.Copy !req
459. Mr. Costelada's very interested in the monitors,
but he'd like to know a few particulars.Copy !req
460. The most particular thing is,
we sold them.Copy !req
461. Yeah, like they say, man,
he who hesitates...Copy !req
462. don't get any monitors.Copy !req
463. All right. Whoa.Copy !req
464. Now, maybe you're not familiar
with Mr. Costelada's style.Copy !req
465. "Whoa" yourself, Jack!Copy !req
466. Maybe you're not familiar
with Mr. Noogman's style.Copy !req
467. You understand?Copy !req
468. Ha, ha!
We got something bigger.Copy !req
469. Something bigger?
Yup.Copy !req
470. Brand-new, 18-foot, Mark 3,
air-cooled cement truck...Copy !req
471. with three-ton capacity.Copy !req
472. It's all yellow.Copy !req
473. And a half a tank of gas.Copy !req
474. All right, look, I'm gonna have to
get back to you on this.Copy !req
475. You do that, because we've got
a lot of interested buyers.Copy !req
476. Hurry up, Jack, or else it end up
the same way as the monitors and us...Copy !req
477. Disappearing off
into the Noogasphere.Copy !req
478. Yeah?
Mr. Costelada.Copy !req
479. I met with those guys about the
monitors. I think they're full of it.Copy !req
480. What makes you say that?Copy !req
481. They told me they moved the monitors, and now they're
trying to sell me something about a cement truck.Copy !req
482. Now, who the hell would steal
or fence a cement truck? Trucks?Copy !req
483. A cement truck? Maybe they can get me
one of those 75-foot French fire engines.Copy !req
484. They can name their price. You know how bad
I always wanted one of those fire engines?Copy !req
485. Well, no. I guess... Uh, no.Copy !req
486. Ever since I was a little boy,Copy !req
487. all the other little kids used to play
with those beautiful Corgi trucks.Copy !req
488. My parents, all they could afford
were those wooden trucks.Copy !req
489. I hate those stupid wooden trucks.
Man, I spit on those wooden trucks.Copy !req
490. Now, I want to see that cement truck,
and I want to see those two guys today.Copy !req
491. Uh, I-I'll arrange it.Copy !req
492. Damn! A cement truck.Copy !req
493. You better hurry up, man. Coffee
break's almost over. Come on, man.Copy !req
494. Let's get outta here! Hey, man,
this isn't exactly made by Mattel, huh?Copy !req
495. You can't just drop in a couple
of batteries and push the button.Copy !req
496. Come on, man. Let's go!Copy !req
497. One small step for man,
one giant cement truck for mankind, eh?Copy !req
498. Hey, man, you're going backwards!
Hit the brake!Copy !req
499. Put it in first! Do
something! All right!Copy !req
500. Come on, man. Come on!Copy !req
501. All right, all right.
Here we go. Here we go.Copy !req
502. Yo, man, you're dumping the cement!Copy !req
503. My car!Copy !req
504. Come on. Let's get out of here.
Come on!Copy !req
505. No, man. No, man.Copy !req
506. I thought you said
you knew how to drive!Copy !req
507. I said I ain't got no parking tickets.Copy !req
508. Come on,
man. Let's get out of here. Come on!Copy !req
509. I'm scared! Come on.
Let's go. Let's go!Copy !req
510. Man, this is like
an "abolition" derby here.Copy !req
511. I'm scared!
Come on. Let's go!Copy !req
512. Let's go! I'm trying to, man. I'm trying
to. All these things keep getting in my way!Copy !req
513. You did it! You did it!Copy !req
514. It's just like
the Industrial Revolution.Copy !req
515. Man is destined
to conquer machine.Copy !req
516. And sell it as soon as possible!Copy !req
517. Whoa! The Noogman is the man!Copy !req
518. Mr. Gold, can we have a word
with you, please?Copy !req
519. One second. I don't know. We got to,
uh...Copy !req
520. Hey, hey.
That's a custom lacquer finish.Copy !req
521. It's gonna need a new coat by the time you see
daylight again. What are you talking about?Copy !req
522. I'm talking about buying
and selling stolen goods!Copy !req
523. Those guys that dropped off
the VCR's to you yesterday?Copy !req
524. Those guys are cops?Copy !req
525. Now, the way I see it, Barry,
you got two choices.Copy !req
526. Column A: You set up Costelada
to make a buy from us.Copy !req
527. Or Column B:Copy !req
528. three to five for receiving
stolen property.Copy !req
529. Hey, hey, listen, fellas. I'm basically
a good guy. I got a wife. I got a house.Copy !req
530. You got five seconds.Copy !req
531. One, two... Three.Copy !req
532. - I'm just trying to run a business.
- Four.Copy !req
533. All right. All right! He's calling me
tomorrow. I'll... I'll set up the meet.Copy !req
534. All right, bubeleh.Copy !req
535. You got your forwards.
You got your backwards.Copy !req
536. You got your turn signals. You
got everything. And it's sturdy too.Copy !req
537. Eduardo, pay 'em.Copy !req
538. Where the hell's Billy boy?
I want to take a picture.Copy !req
539. Don't you worry, Mr. Costelada. We'll get back
to you real soon about that fire truck, eh?Copy !req
540. Disney World, here I come.
Mmm-mmm-mmm!Copy !req
541. M-O-N, and you know that.
N-E-Y!Copy !req
542. Hey, listen, also I heard about this
DC-9 that's just there for the taking.Copy !req
543. Mr. Costelada, it's Barry Gold.Copy !req
544. These two are cops.Copy !req
545. Of course I miss you.
Of course I'd like to see you.Copy !req
546. Stanley and I?
Oh, we're just friends.Copy !req
547. Oh, Stanley. What are you
doing home so early?Copy !req
548. Oh, Stanley! Oh, you're messing
my hair! Stanley, what are you doing?Copy !req
549. Oh! Oh, Stanley,
this is so tawdry! I mean it.Copy !req
550. I'll do it for you, but I won't
enjoy it. Fine. I'll make it quick.Copy !req
551. Oh! Is the front door locked?
Bolted.Copy !req
552. Where's Larry? He's dead. Now, look,
Darlene. This is it. Not another peep.Copy !req
553. Yes, Stanley.Copy !req
554. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
555. Stan, Barry Gold called. We gotta
go. Izzy and Noogie are in deep trouble.Copy !req
556. Costelada's got 'em.
Where?Copy !req
557. South Beach marina.
- All right. Let's go.Copy !req
558. But, Stanley!Copy !req
559. This is my job.Copy !req
560. Well, there are other jobs.Copy !req
561. If you leave here now with him,
I won't be here when you get back!Copy !req
562. I give you only name, rank
and naturalization number.Copy !req
563. Nugart Neville Lamont, alias the Noogman,
alias the Cone of Silence.Copy !req
564. That's right! We're mens of a
thousand faces, but we tell you zero.Copy !req
565. We're very professional,
homeboy.Copy !req
566. You're talking to a man who has withstood
the finest interrogation techniques...Copy !req
567. Electrical, mechanical,
psychological,Copy !req
568. philosophical, European, domestic,
commercial. Shut up, homes.Copy !req
569. Which is why there's no need
for us to prove our valor...Copy !req
570. by refusing to talk to you now.Copy !req
571. I'm hip. You want me to talk,
I'll talk! I'll talk about anything!Copy !req
572. The Noogman is known for talking
about anything or nothin' at all.Copy !req
573. You guys got nothing to say
that I want to hear.Copy !req
574. You're history.Copy !req
575. Ray, cast off. Mr. Costelada,
you can't do this. They're cops.Copy !req
576. That's right. You're under arrest.
- You too, Barry. On the floor.Copy !req
577. Mr. Costelada, what did I do? You
introduced me to these two guys.Copy !req
578. Now I got some serious-type
questions about you!Copy !req
579. Uh!Copy !req
580. We gotta call backup. There
isn't any time. We'll have to jump.Copy !req
581. Come on, man! Look, man,
your life isn't out of whack anymore.Copy !req
582. Come on.
Let's do it, buddy.Copy !req
583. Because when you mess with the dudes
that got organization, man,Copy !req
584. you got no window
of "venerability" to attack.Copy !req
585. It's like I always said, you got your
Ronald Reagan, you got your Lee lacocca,Copy !req
586. you got your Geraldo Rivera,
and that's all you need.Copy !req
587. ¿Qué pasó, eh?Copy !req
588. Where is Izzy?
What time you got, man?Copy !req
589. He told me he'd show. I know. I got faith
in him. That's my man. He's got to show.Copy !req
590. Come on, Izzy, Izzy! Come on! Ooh!Copy !req
591. Where is he?Copy !req
592. Oh! You got it?Copy !req
593. Hey, man, you didn't tell me that pawnshop
had an alarm system. I almost got busted.Copy !req
594. All right! Izzy came through,
and you know that...Copy !req
595. 'cause my main man
always comes through.Copy !req
596. It's got about 14 carats,
at least.Copy !req
597. If we're lucky,
maybe one of us will catch the bouquet.Copy !req
598. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
today to witness the joining together...Copy !req
599. Boy, am I lucky.Copy !req
600. That could've been me.Copy !req
601. Thanks, buddy.Copy !req