Megas XLR 2x9

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Coop crashlands on an icy planet and ends up destroying its only mechanized guardian. Now he must protect the Yetis there from selfish, ice-hungry robots named the Cerilians, who use it to maintain their cooling systems. Trouble is, Megas is iced over, and does some of the Cerilian Army's work for him. This is going to be one icy battle for the team.

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1. Whoa!

2. Yee-haw!

3. Whoa!

4. Whoa!

5. Coop, what possessed you to weld the Fusion

6. Drive Accelerator to the primary thrust drive?

7. I just figured we could get the training done in half the time.

8. That kind of makes sense.

9. Drive Accelerator is shorting out.

10. It's locked open.

11. We can't stop!

12. Sure we can.

13. I'm sure we'll stop eventually.

14. Yeah, by slamming into a planet.

15. Hold on!

16. See?

17. That wasn't so bad, was it?

18. Yes, it was.

19. And that's worse.

20. Invader, prepare to be destroyed.

21. Living here in Jersey Fighting villains from afar You gotta find first gear In

22. your giant robot car You dig giant robots I dig giant

23. robots We dig giant robots Just dig giant robots

24. This world is under my protection, invader.

25. Invaders?

26. Like we'd want this ice cube.

27. Hey, pal, we ain't invadin' nothin'.

28. I just had a little technical problem with my robot and... My chrome!

29. So fall all Cerulean scum that would take this world with their foul touch.

30. Okay, I tried to play nice, but now I gotta teach you a lesson.

31. You teach me a lesson?

32. Yeah, you really taught him a lesson.

33. Man!

34. I didn't even get to rip him in half!

35. Well, except for the thrust drive, Megas seems okay.

36. Hey!

37. What are you talking about?

38. Now I gotta pound out all these dents!

39. I wonder what that mech was protecting?

40. Uh, a bunch of space yeti-looking dudes?

41. No!

42. We won't go down without a fight!

43. Whoa, whoa!

44. Take it easy, Bigfoot!

45. I ain't here to fight you guys!

46. Then why have you done this?

47. Done what?

48. Destroyed our guardian!

49. Uh, he was like that when we got here.

50. Jamie, they saw us do it.

51. Hey, that guy attacked me!

52. The Ceruleans will surely attack us now!

53. The who will what?

54. Well, old friend, it seems you've finally been beaten.

55. Idealistic fool.

56. You should've known this day would come.

57. Prepare my ship and assemble extraction squadrons.

58. Finally, we'll be able to finish tearing that planet apart.

59. All right, so break it down.

60. What's going on here?

61. Being machines, the Ceruleans need water to maintain their internal cooling systems.

62. But they are a selfish, wasteful breed.

63. They ravage their own planet's ecosystems, depleting it entirely of hydration.

64. Kinda like you and the big lug dispenser at the Speedy Mart, Coop.

65. Hey, the sign says, unlimited free refills!

66. Our planet has enough ice to rehydrate Cerule for eons.

67. So they began taking it from us.

68. And that mech was the only thing stopping them.

69. Yes.

70. Well, then maybe you guys should build a better robot next time.

71. We can't!

72. That robot was the leader of the Cerulean Invasion Force.

73. After realizing our plight, he switched sides

74. and vowed to defend us from his own people.

75. And we were safe.

76. Until now.

77. Hey!

78. It attacked me!

79. Okay, listen.

80. Since we messed up your whole deal here, we'll stay and fix it.

81. We will?

82. They're coming!

83. Tank shelter!

84. No.

85. Whoa!

86. Whoa!

87. Whoa!

88. Whoa!

89. Whoa!

90. Whoa!

91. Whoa!

92. Cool!

93. Coop, are you sure about this?

94. Beating up one of them was kinda fun.

95. But I mean, taking on a whole Space Yeti attacking robotic army?

96. Pfft.

97. If they couldn't beat that Guardian dude, this would be an easy fight for Magus.

98. Unless we can't get into Magus.

99. Marker one in place.

100. Guide markers in place.

101. Coop, we don't have time for this.

102. Man, I wish I had a de-icer right now.

103. Initiate incision sequence.

104. How's that for a de-icer?

105. Yep, that's a pretty big de-icer.

106. Coop!

107. I'm trying!

108. Coop, I'm trying!

109. I got it!

110. Coop!

111. Oh, someone's in big trouble now.

112. Let's see how these chomps like dealing with the Jersey boy.

113. Can you even see?

114. Don't need to.

115. I got a little thing called instinct.

116. Maybe you should clear the windows first?

117. Yeah!

118. Nice shooting, Coop.

119. Instinct, huh?

120. Maybe we should, uh, clear the windows first.

121. What's this?

122. A new... guardian?

123. I won't be stopped a second time.

124. Destroy that.

125. Whatever it is.

126. Get us out of here!

127. We are saved!

128. Sorry!

129. We are doomed.

130. Almost got it!

131. Ah!

132. I can see!

133. You guys are in trouble now.

134. I liked it better when we couldn't see.

135. Well, it seems this new guardian is nothing of the sort.

136. He's done more damage than we have.

137. Fourth marker reached.

138. Final incision commencing.

139. Prepare for extraction.

140. I want this planet sectioned off and sitting in our holding base as soon as possible.

141. Run while you can, Cryox.

142. Soon, there will be nowhere left to run.

143. Nooooooo!

144. Nobody avalanches me.

145. Because you can do it fine by yourself.

146. Coop, if we don't get that marker out of that city, they're all dead.

147. Got it.

148. So, he thinks he can stop me.

149. Send in the ground support.

150. Annihilate him.

151. A

152. most impressive display.

153. I salute you, guardian.

154. The name's Coop.

155. Well, Coop, you've done quite a bit of my work for me.

156. Now, stand aside and let me finish cutting up this wretched little world.

157. Listen up, you dorky-sounding, ice-grubbing, robotic chump.

158. You dinged my chrome, made me break my window, and snapped my favorite key.

159. Oh, yeah.

160. You also tried to cut up the planet of the Space Bigfoots.

161. You wanna eat some ice?

162. Glad to oblige!

163. Ooh, high-sticking!

164. Yeah, slap shot!

165. Ah!

166. Ah!

167. Ah!

168. Coop, we still need to get that last marker.

169. No sweat.

170. Oh, it's not over yet, guardian.

171. Is this your plan?

172. Uh... yeah?

173. Out of my way!

174. At last, begin extraction!

175. Prepare to set next markers, while I finish off this little pest.

176. Coop, get rid of that thing!

177. I'm all.

178. Well, looks like you guys don't have to worry about them anymore.

179. When in doubt, blow up a planet.

180. But... you destroyed Sorrel.

181. The sun is... I know!

182. No more bad guys, and I made the weather nice.

183. Two for one, not bad.

184. Ooh, hey!

185. Wanna stick around and go rafting?

186. Why don't we head home before you do any more damage here?

187. Yeah, I gotta make a few repairs anyways.

188. Plus, all this ice made me thirsty for a slushie.

189. Later guys!

190. Stay cool!

191. But... we can't.

192. We'll see you next time.