Megas XLR 2x8

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The Glorft, disguised as a motorcycle gang thanks to their latest Holo-Camouflages, comes to a rock concert. They're not there for entertainment, however - they want to eliminate Kiva's ancestor, which in turn would cause Kiva to cease to exist, which in turn would mean Megas would stay with the Glorft and never reach Coop, which would in turn doom Earth into extinction. Kiva and Jamie must protect the ancestor until Coop can get to Megas. To make matters worse, it seems that Jamie and has fallen for Kiva's ancestor and she has fallen for him.

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1. I order you to come up with a plan to defeat the Earthers once and for all,

2. and you bring me this, this... toy!

3. I know my plan lacks your usual subtlety, sir.

4. But if you'll allow me to demonstrate...

5. I have no interest in demonstrations, Commander.

6. Only results!

7. And you shall have them, War Master.

8. The Earth shall be yours for the taking.

9. What?

10. All hollow camouflage systems functioning normally.

11. They look repulsive.

12. Indeed, they are a repulsive species.

13. Regardless, they shall soon be our slaves.

14. I meant your slaves.

15. This plan of yours had better succeed, Commander.

16. Or I'll have your jaw blocks.

17. I have no patience for failure.

18. Unless it's your own.

19. What was that?

20. Shall I set course for Earth, sir?

21. Yes, bring us out of null space so I can finally finish off this wretched human race!

22. Ha, ha, ha, ha!

23. Mm-w-w-w-w-w-w blessed.

24. Ha, ha, ha, ha've-I did giant robots.

25. We did giant robots.

26. Yes, did giant robots.

27. Nice.

28. Whoops.

29. Eh, you've wrecked worse.

30. So, instead of honing your combat skills, we're gonna listen to music?

31. Trust me, this will help my combat skills.

32. You ever been in a mosh pit?

33. What's a mosh pit?

34. You'll see.

35. Maybe I'll get floated over some hot chicks again.

36. I wonder why I never get floated up on the crowd like you.

37. Rock on!

38. Yeah, I wonder.

39. That was cool.

40. Hey, what's up, guys?

41. Hey, hey!

42. Tiny!

43. You ready to rock?

44. Hey, Kiva.

45. Ooh, dig the new look.

46. Gonna save me a dance?

47. So, when's the music gonna start?

48. Please tell me this isn't the music!

49. Marsh pit!

50. That's it.

51. I'm hitting the food stand.

52. Hey, yo!

53. Pick me up some of those nasty fake cheese nachos and stuff!

54. Woo!

55. Think we have enough?

56. Yeah, but after we give this to Coop, we'll need to make another run for us.

57. Hey, watch it!

58. Look where you're going!

59. I thought we left the mosh pit.

60. We did.

61. Watch it!

62. Hey!

63. Ow!

64. Ow!

65. Ow!

66. Ow!

67. Ow!

68. What?

69. A minor glitch, sir.

70. Did you see... Glorft.

71. You'd better hope we locate the target soon, Commander.

72. I find it increasingly difficult to contain my natural urge to destroy these vines.

73. Chink, we're closing in, sir.

74. Any second.

75. There!

76. Uh-oh.

77. Get her!

78. Hey,

79. what are you doing?

80. Don't let her get away.

81. What do the Glorft want with that girl?

82. We have to find her.

83. Then I'm going that way.

84. Fine.

85. When you run into those heavily armed Glorft who look just like humans,

86. you take care of them.

87. Uh, hold up!

88. The girl is gone!

89. Your plan has failed, Commander!

90. She hasn't gone far.

91. You three, that way.

92. The rest, with me.

93. We'll find her, sir.

94. Idiots!

95. I'll find her myself!

96. You!

97. Do you know who those men were?

98. Or why they're after you?

99. First off, who are you?

100. And why are you freak-stalking me?

101. Well, I'm Jaime, and I'm like a big-time space hero.

102. I've saved the Earth like twelve times.

103. What could the Glorft possibly want with you?

104. Well, it looks as if my plan is coming together perfectly.

105. Kiva!

106. Gorath!

107. Even as a human, you're just as repulsive.

108. Gorath?

109. Oh man, how come every time I start getting somewhere with a chick, he shows up?

110. A family reunion!

111. How touching!

112. Family?

113. What are you talking about?

114. Oh no!

115. Once I destroy you, your descendants cease to exist.

116. All of them.

117. But you're from the future.

118. You don't have any family.

119. If I'm never born, I can't steal the prototype and send it back to the past.

120. And I'll never be sent to this primitive planet

121. and be surrounded by all this human filth!

122. It's all over now.

123. Earth is doomed!

124. I wonder how this will work.

125. Will you just disappear?

126. Or will it hurt?

127. Wait, let me understand this.

128. This hottie's related to Kiva?

129. I never would have expected you to come up with such a clever plan, Gorath.

130. Maybe I should get rid of you first, to make sure you suffer.

131. That would have been the smart thing to do.

132. Jamie, get the girl to Magus.

133. Where'd she go?

134. Jamie, stay with her and... Jamie?

135. Jamie?

136. Looks like your friends have deserted you.

137. No problem.

138. They were just slowing me down.

139. No!

140. No!

141. Wasn't I supposed to get nachos?

142. No!

143. No!

144. No!

145. No!

146. No!

147. So this is how you conquer worlds now, Gorath?

148. Attacking an innocent, unarmed girl?

149. Yes.

150. Stop!

151. Sir, we're closing in on the girl.

152. Hold her!

153. I want to take her out myself.

154. Hey!

155. I was just, uh, looking for my friend with a giant robot.

156. Uh, looks to me like you're hiding.

157. Me?

158. No way was I hiding.

159. Cause it's... not a bad idea.

160. I was totally hiding.

161. Gotcha!

162. Ah!

163. Yo, man.

164. That Jamie?

165. What?

166. Nah.

167. That guy's with a girl.

168. This way.

169. She is mine!

170. No, she's not.

171. Don't I know that guy?

172. It's the squid.

173. Yo, what's up with that?

174. Don't know.

175. But they ain't messing up my party if me and Magus got anything to say about it.

176. That is, soon as I can get to Magus.

177. What is that?

178. Wait!

179. A minor glitch!

180. Come on!

181. How am I gonna get to Magus?

182. Whoa!

183. Ha ha ha ha!

184. Yeah!

185. Check me out!

186. He's not for the nachos, dude.

187. Nice!

188. Rock on, Coop.

189. But hurry up and get Magus.

190. Please, you have to trust me.

191. I want to help you.

192. Why should I trust you?

193. Cause she ain't a snot green alien with a gun.

194. Good point.

195. What?

196. What?

197. I tire of this game, Earthers.

198. That girl and your future are history.

199. Now!

200. Good thing I had the top down.

201. Good thing I had the top down.

202. Ha ha ha ha ha!

203. Your plan has failed miserably, Commander!

204. Now we do this my way.

205. Bring down the mechs!

206. I asked for nachos.

207. And you bring me the glorfed?

208. We have to keep this girl safe or the whole timeline may be compromised.

209. Yeah, Kiva may never be born and we may never get Magus.

210. Uh, okay.

211. You might want to strap in.

212. Things tend to get a little bumpy when the green guys show up.

213. Yeah, no kidding.

214. Does it make this place?

215. Alright, you octopus-faced losers!

216. You crash my concert, stop me from getting fake cheese nachos

217. and try wiping out this poor chick who ain't done nothing to you!

218. Just so you can make Kiva not be born and me not get my robot.

219. Uh... Wait.

220. Explain it to me again.

221. It's their... Ah, forget it!

222. The only thing you thick-headed earthers understand is a brutal display of force.

223. From now on, I do things my way.

224. You mean the loser way?

225. You mean the loser way?

226. Destroy him!

227. You

228. call this protection?

229. Oh, they want a mosh pit?

230. They're getting one.

231. All units retreat!

232. You'll pay for your foolish plan, Commander!

233. I don't know how you continue to evade me,

234. Earther, but rest assured it won't happen again!

235. Yeah, heard it.

236. Now get out of my town!

237. See?

238. Told you we'd get lots of combat practice.

239. You know, I never spent much time with my family in the future.

240. Too busy fighting to save humanity?

241. Something like that.

242. So, if you want, we could spend some time together.

243. Are you crazy?

244. Aliens?

245. Giant robots?

246. You and your friends are freaks.

247. I'm going back to Brooklyn, where it's safe.

248. Thanks.

249. So, Kiva, check it out.

250. If me and Ali had gotten together, I could have been your

251. great-great-great-great-grandfather or something.

252. Ugh!

253. Now that's an awful thought.

254. Please, Jamie, this day's been disturbing enough.

255. Ooh!

256. Okay!

257. Okay, I think I got it.

258. Gorath was trying to change the future by messing

259. with the past, which is the present, right?

260. So, the future... No.

261. Wait.

262. I don't understand.

263. Okay.

264. I think I got it.

265. Don't worry about his plan.

266. As long as we stopped it.

267. Rock on!

268. So, did you guys ever get those nachos or what?