Megas XLR 2x7

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Once again, Coop mistakenly releases a giant, plant-type alien menace that wants to destroy Earth and acquire its heat. Fortunately, Megas is too big for the plant to handle, so it has to find a bigger form. Unfortunately, this is Thanksgiving, and the spore fuses with a bunch of parade balloons to this end. Coop now must prevent the plant from wrecking the holiday.

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1. A little pause for a while.

2. A little pause for a while.

3. Sure, let's check this planet out.

4. Looks harmless enough.

5. Great idea, Coop.

6. Hey, how was I supposed to know it was full of giant alien monsters?

7. Isn't it always?

8. Hydraulic transfer systems are overloading.

9. Oh man, I knew I should have gotten an oil change before we left.

10. Incoming!

11. Don't worry, I got this.

12. Uh, maybe I don't.

13. Oh man, could it get any worse?

14. Me!

15. Yep,

16. an invisible ship with a giant skull on it.

17. That's definitely worse.

18. AAAAAAHHHHH!

19. OOOH!

20. Living

21. here in Jersey Fighting villains from afar You gotta find first gear In your giant

22. robot car You dig giant robots I dig giant robots

23. We dig giant robots Chicks dig giant robots Oh!

24. Nice!

25. Who the

26. heck are these guys?

27. I don't know, but keep alert.

28. Well, I hope they got some food on this rig.

29. I haven't eaten anything in... forever!

30. Coop, we had lunch an hour ago.

31. Hey!

32. It's like that cheesy pirate ride!

33. Only these guys ain't a bunch of puppets.

34. And they got real guns.

35. Such an unusual mech.

36. I think this booty may bring in a very healthy price.

37. What about the crew?

38. They landed on Seti Beta 5 and engaged the Hlognat with only one mech.

39. The pilot is either very brave, or supremely stupid.

40. Ah, we come in peace?

41. Hold that thought.

42. I see it as the latter.

43. Salvage the mech, eliminate the crew.

44. Whoa!

45. Coop, get back inside!

46. Stand down!

47. Holster your weapons.

48. My name is Warlock.

49. Captain Jean-Michel Warlock.

50. Welcome aboard, the Saving Grace.

51. Captain Jean-Michel Warlock.

52. Look at his cape!

53. I know!

54. I know!

55. It's him!

56. Captain Jean-Michel Warlock.

57. In all my travels, I have never seen anything more beautiful.

58. Uh... Thanks?

59. I guess?

60. Captain Jean-Michel Warlock.

61. Dude, he's talking about Megas.

62. Captain Jean-Michel Warlock.

63. Actually, I was referring to the red-headed in chatras.

64. Captain Jean-Michel Warlock.

65. Huh?

66. Not again.

67. Redheads.

68. Every time.

69. Uh, thank you.

70. Please, forgive my lack of manners.

71. There are all kinds of vermin in this part of

72. the universe, and one can't be too cautious.

73. I know what you mean.

74. Thanks for the save back there.

75. Hmm.

76. Engaging the Hlógnut isn't overly wise.

77. Only one man has been able to defeat a single Hlógnut, let alone a hundred.

78. And that man was me.

79. Well, it wasn't really my fault.

80. Okay, Coop.

81. Just back us out of here quietly.

82. Quietly?

83. Gotcha.

84. I guess they ain't got no appreciation for custom horns.

85. Not many people do.

86. Well, as long as we're cloaked, we won't have to worry about them.

87. Come.

88. You are now my guests.

89. And welcome to all the amenities my ship has to offer.

90. I could use a cheesesteak or two.

91. Oh, and some oil for Magus.

92. I'll have my men show you the way.

93. Rock on.

94. Perhaps you would like to join me for a tour of the ship.

95. Thank you for the offer, but I think I'll just help Coop fix Magus.

96. I've been told our storage hangar is quite impressive.

97. Something there might be of use for your repairs.

98. I don't suppose you have a time drive controller lying around.

99. You're welcome to it, if it but puts a smile on your exquisite face.

100. You have a time drive controller?

101. Please.

102. Allow me the pleasure of showing you the way personally.

103. Go ahead.

104. We'll be fine.

105. Okay, but just get that oil.

106. And try not to get into trouble.

107. What kind of trouble can we get into around here?

108. So where can I get a hat like that?

109. My dear, you'll find my ship stocked with anything you could imagine.

110. I always get everything I want.

111. So is the oil you guys got synthetic and turbo rated?

112. I'm pretty picky with my oil.

113. Uh-oh.

114. He's got something.

115. Galond and still.

116. Philly cheesesteak.

117. Wrapped in bacon.

118. And deep fry it.

119. Vampire cheerleader.

120. Uh, regular cheerleader?

121. Yo, uh, this thing's busted.

122. Your collection is very impressive.

123. I have sailed across the stars time and again.

124. In my journeys, I've stumbled across many treasures.

125. But none like you.

126. Oh, uh, well I... This way.

127. I believe that ship there has what you're looking for.

128. And what are your adventures?

129. I must admit that I find myself perplexed by the crew you keep.

130. Coop and Jamie?

131. You get used to them.

132. Kind of.

133. I wonder how they're doing on that oil.

134. Okay.

135. Now back in Jersey, we call this an eating contest.

136. The goal is to see who can eat the most without passing out.

137. But I gotta warn ya.

138. I'm the all-Jersey hotdog-eating champion.

139. This planet Jersey must be a harsh and wretched place.

140. Who's that in space?

141. What do you wager?

142. Yeah, well... Mom pulled my allowance for wrecking the house.

143. Again.

144. And I'll raise ya five games.

145. Done!

146. Solid gold?

147. Goth chicks?

148. A donut?

149. Kiva, you should stay here with me.

150. Your skills and beauty are being wasted on those two fools.

151. That's very kind, but my place is with Magus.

152. And for better or worse, that means my place is with Coop and Jamie.

153. What do those buffoons offer you that I can't?

154. Well, along with your kind offer of the Time Drive Controller, those buffoons are

155. going to help me save the Earth from an alien invasion.

156. Or at least Coop will.

157. Ah, yes.

158. The Time Drive Controller.

159. I'm afraid I've misled you, my dear.

160. There is no Time Drive Controller.

161. Coop, I hope you fixed Magus.

162. Hey!

163. Come on, guys.

164. I told you I was good.

165. No normal man could eat like that.

166. We don't honor cheaters around here.

167. Unless it's us that's cheating.

168. And then it's okay.

169. Don't bother, my dear.

170. No one has ever been able to escape me.

171. You and your pitiful robot are mine.

172. It would be better for everyone if you just come quietly.

173. That's not one of my strong suits.

174. She's amazing.

175. Flawless.

176. We shall rule the stars together.

177. Now, it's just me and you.

178. I couldn't ask for more.

179. I'll make you a wager, my beauty.

180. If you beat me in single combat, I'll let you and your idiot compatriots go.

181. But if I win, you stay.

182. First of all, I'd never trust any deal you'd make.

183. And second, there's no way you'll beat me.

184. I'll kill you again.

185. Ready to surrender?

186. Your confidence makes you all the more desirable.

187. What's with this guy?

188. I don't know.

189. Hey, Kiva, we're over here.

190. You can save us now.

191. Now, let them go.

192. Your fire is complemented by your charming naivete.

193. Do you really think I would honor my wager if it meant losing you?

194. Ho, ho, ho!

195. You guys are in trouble now.

196. Yeah, kick some butt, Kiva!

197. What?

198. Pfft, look at that.

199. Just gives up.

200. I could have taken this whole place on with one arm tied behind my back.

201. Please, let my friends leave safely, and I'll stay without any objection.

202. Huh?

203. Anything?

204. For my queen.

205. Hey, watch the upholstery, pal!

206. Man, they got Kiva.

207. At least we're back in Magus.

208. Yeah, but we didn't get any oil for the engine.

209. Oh, yeah.

210. Bummer.

211. You see, my dear?

212. I can be merciful.

213. Just remember, you promised to let them go.

214. Dear sweet Kiva, I promised I'd let them go.

215. The rest is up to them.

216. There is a very good chance they'll survive the impact.

217. Of course, they'll be in no shape to fight off the Thorg Nut if they do.

218. You're so predictable.

219. Oh, and about our deal?

220. I lied too.

221. That was your last mistake.

222. Find her!

223. Hurry up!

224. I've got too many things going for me to die like this!

225. Like what?

226. I don't know!

227. But I do!

228. Man, all I needed was some oil.

229. Wait!

230. Where'd you get that?

231. Three more cheesesteaks, with fries.

232. Doesn't matter.

233. Come on, Big Blue!

234. There is no escaping me, Kiva!

235. You're going to have to do better than that.

236. We could have been amazing together.

237. The stars are kingdom.

238. Now, I just want to see you die.

239. But... how?

240. Kiva!

241. Dock and cover!

242. He wouldn't.

243. You don't know, Coop.

244. Were you really going to stay with this guy?

245. Chicks will do anything for a guy with fancy threads in a big ship.

246. All squadrons, attack.

247. Drive this imbecile into the void.

248. Let's talk about this later.

249. Just get us out of here!

250. Sweet Kiva.

251. I give you one last chance.

252. Stay with me.

253. And forget about these fools.

254. All right, you!

255. Arrogant, overblown thief.

256. You tried to break up our team.

257. You almost killed Coop and Jamie.

258. And you made me listen to your endless, cheesy pick-up lines!

259. Nice!

260. Cheesy?

261. Get him, Coop.

262. Fools.

263. Your machine is no match for the saving grace.

264. Open fire!

265. Coop, we can't take another hit like that.

266. Don't worry.

267. I got just the thing to even the odds.

268. Good job evening those odds.

269. It's just stuck.

270. Coop!

271. Turn it off!

272. Turn it off!

273. I can't!

274. What?

275. Such a waste.

276. Oh well.

277. What?

278. Things weren't hard enough?

279. Cloak the ship!

280. We'll let those beasts do our work for us.

281. Great!

282. We get eaten alive and Captain Lame-O gets to watch.

283. Wanna bet?

284. I vow I will return.

285. And Kiva will be my queen.

286. Hey, you should have no problem with those things.

287. Right, Warlock?

288. Only one man has been able to defeat a single Lorgnaught.

289. Let alone a hundred.

290. And that man was me.

291. Oh, nice one Kiva.

292. Kiva!

293. So you said you'd stay just so we could get back to Magus and rescue you?

294. The only chance any of us had was if Coop got to Magus.

295. But it was busted.

296. How'd you know I'd be able to fix it?

297. I just hoped you would.

298. That's a dangerous way of thinking.

299. Ah, sweet Kiva.

300. You are looking very enchanting this evening.

301. Goat, are you okay?

302. Much better now, my dear.

303. What's wrong with you?

304. The guy said you'd dig all this fancy pants pirate stuff.

305. Well, at least he's better than Warlock.

306. Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

307. Well, maybe not.

308. I'm coming.

309. I'm coming in.

310. Oh yeah.

311. That's crazy.

312. I'll go see you back in the future.

313. Now you're coming too late.