Megas XLR 2x4

Directed by

Scot Rienecker as Goat (voice) • Wendee Lee as Waitress / Showgirl (voice) • Kevin Michael Richardson as Georgie (voice) • Phil LaMarr as Rob / R.E.C.R. (voice)

Coop, Jamie and Kiva head off to Las Vegas, and inadvertently discover Area 50. Coop accidentally activates a destructive energy-leech robot, who, due to severe and fatal programming errors, sees everything as "the enemy." Coop further screws up by directing the robot to Las Vegas. Now Coop must find a way to shut down the robot permanently before Las Vegas loses all its power. Coop in the end destroying the cities power source causing the robot to deactivate. And he then buried the robot in the Grand Canyon which he had to fill with dirt.

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1. Woo-hoo!

2. Las Vegas, here we come!

3. This is so gonna rock!

4. And what exactly is a gonzo-galactic gaming convention?

5. Only the biggest game con in the country.

6. I'm gonna kick some serious video game butt in the main event.

7. The Mechabot Ultima Battle!

8. I'm more interested in the action.

9. The showgirl action, that is.

10. I've never been to Las Vegas.

11. You've never been to Vegas?

12. The Glorf destroyed it about 13 years before I was born.

13. Too bad.

14. There's no place like it in the world.

15. Yeah, you can get anything you want there.

16. Yeah, anything!

17. I love Vegas!

18. Speaking of which, shouldn't we be there yet?

19. According to my navigation unit, there's nothing out here.

20. Well, according to my navigation unit, it should be just over that hill.

21. I think your navigation unit is broken.

22. Looks like they're out to lunch.

23. Yeah!

24. Yo, a little service here?

25. A little pause... and we are back.

26. Nice!

27. What the heck is this place?

28. Looks like some sort of military installation.

29. Yeah, an abandoned and creepy military installation.

30. All I know is the video game convention ain't in here.

31. Forget it.

32. That steel plate was built to withstand a nuclear blast.

33. Nuclear, huh?

34. We're obviously not getting out the same way we came in.

35. Let's just look for an alternate exit.

36. What's the point of having nukes if I can't ever use them?

37. Everything's all busted up.

38. I wonder what happened.

39. Probably something I'm glad we missed.

40. There's a door over there.

41. It's stuck.

42. I don't know, Coop.

43. I get the feeling we shouldn't open that door.

44. You always say that.

45. Don't open that door.

46. Don't fly into that sun.

47. Come on.

48. This is probably the way out anyway.

49. While that might be a way out, a little caution would be a good idea.

50. Don't worry.

51. This place is dead.

52. How was I supposed to know the room was airtight?

53. I was expecting a killer robot or something.

54. Oh, yeah.

55. Cause opening a door to a killer robot would make perfect sense.

56. Wait.

57. Secret military base.

58. UFOs.

59. Do you know where we are?

60. Area 50!

61. Area what?

62. Area 50?

63. Cool!

64. Well, what is Area 50?

65. It's a super top secret government base from the 50s.

66. They were reverse engineering captured alien technology to make weapons and stuff.

67. If it's so top secret, how do you know about it?

68. Saw it on TV.

69. Wonder what's in here?

70. Coop.

71. Area 50.

72. Monsters.

73. Aliens.

74. Remember all the documentaries?

75. Dude, that's TV.

76. It ain't real.

77. I'm sure there's nothing down here.

78. See?

79. Nothing but some lame, rusted up old junk bot.

80. Man, I'm gonna miss the tournament.

81. And there ain't even anything cool down here.

82. Finally.

83. After all these years, I'm free to fulfill my programming.

84. It's one of them reverse engineered evil alien robots.

85. I don't care what it is.

86. He just picked a fight with the wrong guy.

87. What's happening?

88. It's siphoning the power from Magus.

89. Get away from it.

90. I must complete my programming.

91. And I gotta complete smacking you down.

92. Where'd it go?

93. Who cares?

94. Run!

95. It's behind us.

96. Nothing can stop me.

97. I will complete my mission.

98. I'm beginning to think we're gonna need another strategy, Coop.

99. You think?

100. Nah, I got this rickety pile of junk right where I want them.

101. And now... Die.

102. Die.

103. Die.

104. Energy levels are still too low.

105. Your machine does not offer enough power.

106. I must find a suitable source of energy to drain.

107. Drain this!

108. Now you will be locked away to rot as I was.

109. While I fulfill my programming and destroy the enemy.

110. Enemy?

111. What enemy?

112. The enemy.

113. Everything is the enemy.

114. I must have power before my energy cells die again.

115. Okay.

116. I think we can stop this thing.

117. We just need to stall it until it loses all its power.

118. That'll be easy.

119. Good luck, pal.

120. The only place with any power for a hundred miles is Vegas.

121. Las Vegas.

122. Small city in the Nevada desert.

123. Coordinates 36 degrees latitude by 115 degrees longitude.

124. Nice going, Coop.

125. He's gonna ruin the convention.

126. Not to mention the rest of the world.

127. Wanna bet?

128. Uh... This may take a little while.

129. I've been waiting two years for Volleyball Babe 6000.

130. It's got way more bikinis than VB5K.

131. Plus, I hear you can make the balls different colors.

132. I just hope they improve the secondary motion engine.

133. It makes the, uh...

134. backgrounds look awesome.

135. Reverse engineered collective robot.

136. See, I told you it was some kind of alien weapon thing.

137. Coop, that gate is impenetrable.

138. Let's stop wasting time and just look for another way out.

139. Almost got it.

140. Uh... This gate's impenetrable.

141. Better look for another way out.

142. I wonder where Coop is.

143. He's gonna miss the Mechabot Ultima battle.

144. A giant robot is wrecking the city!

145. There he is.

146. Sensors indicate another room on the other side of that wall.

147. Please let there be a way out.

148. Good!

149. Cause I got a bone to pick with that bot!

150. Coming through!

151. I think that's the main...

152. Support beam for this part of the complex.

153. Oops.

154. Oops!

155. No doors.

156. What kind of room is this?

157. It's a missile silo.

158. Sounds like an exit to me.

159. Ha ha ha!

160. That's what I'm talking about.

161. I told you I'd get us out of there.

162. Wait!

163. We can't just leave this place open.

164. Someone could come along and...

165. I don't think that'll be a problem.

166. Now, let's go bag us a retro robot chump.

167. Let's kill!

168. Yes, more!

169. All are the enemy.

170. I must fulfill my programming and destroy you all.

171. Laser.

172. I said laser!

173. It is unavoidable.

174. All enemies must be destroyed because all enemies are my enemy.

175. Uh, what?

176. No wonder the army can this thing.

177. It's more of a mess than you are, Coop.

178. You wanna get out and walk?

179. I need more power.

180. Much more.

181. Uh-uh.

182. I ain't falling for the same move twice, pal.

183. How about a whole new one?

184. There is no way you can defeat the superior power of my massive 56 kilobyte processor.

185. I got 20-year-old video games that are smarter than you.

186. Thirty bucks says the blue guy wins.

187. You on!

188. My weapons are far more advanced than any others in existence.

189. Come on, I got 30 bucks riding on this thing.

190. Keep away from it!

191. I'm trying!

192. No!

193. No!

194. That's it!

195. You locked me up in that underground pit, made me miss my shot at being the gonzo

196. game master, and now you smashed the cheapest all-you-can-eat buffet in town?

197. You just gambled and lost, pal.

198. Ooh, nice one.

199. Yeah.

200. Pretty good, huh?

201. Wait!

202. This won't work.

203. That thing just keeps sapping power for Megas.

204. So what do we do?

205. We need to figure out a way to cut it off from all this power.

206. How do you shut down the power to an entire city?

207. You find the main power supply...

208. and wreck it!

209. Now remember, Coop, just shut down the main turbines until we can... YAAAH!

210. Power sources depleted.

211. I must have more or my energy cells will shut down.

212. Oh, you're gonna be shut down, buddy.

213. But it's gonna be me that does it.

214. I'm calling you out, sucker!

215. Yeah, me too!

216. I was designed to defend this land.

217. And I will do it by destroying everyone.

218. WHOA!

219. But I must protect and destroy.

220. My enemies must be struck down.

221. It's starting up again.

222. We've got to dump this thing somewhere.

223. It will never be able to absorb any sort of electricity.

224. Where?

225. Area 50's gone.

226. I know!

227. I think this might work.

228. Told ya!

229. Now, let's get back and play us some video games.

230. But Coop, Vegas has no power and the convention center was wrecked.

231. Well then, I guess there won't be any lines for the all-you-can-eat buffet.

232. Bye!