Megas XLR 2x3

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Coop inadvertently frees the Glorft from no-space, allowing Gorrath to start his revenge. The only thing Coop is worried about, however, is babysitting cousin Skippy, who is easily bored and hates everything about Coop's house. In an effort to get him to shut up, Coop takes Skippy to the moon in Megas. (Incredibly, he is still bored.) There he discovers the Glorft is plotting to smash the moon into the Earth. Coop has to fight off the Glorft while making sure Skippy doesn't end up Glorft fodder.

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1. Whatever you do, make sure you don't rupture

2. its matter-anti-matter propulsion system.

3. Hey, I know what I'm doing.

4. This ain't my first barbecue.

5. But it may be your last.

6. Uh, what's going on?

7. You ruptured its matter-anti-matter system.

8. Now it's going to expand and pull the Earth into a spatial void.

9. Ain't nothing getting voided on my watch.

10. See?

11. Took care of that.

12. Who's up for some ice cream with the chunks of bubblegum in it?

13. Yeah!

14. Living here in Jersey.

15. Fighting villains from afar.

16. You gotta find first gear in your giant robot car.

17. You did robots.

18. We did giant robots.

19. Just did giant robots.

20. Nice!

21. Commander, what is happening?

22. A rift out of null space has opened.

23. A rift?

24. Into normal space?

25. I believe so, War Master.

26. At long last.

27. Freedom from null space!

28. Mark exit coordinates and take us out, Commander!

29. Aye, War Master.

30. Are the modifications to the ship completed?

31. Yes, War Master.

32. Then prepare to implement my plan.

33. I will extinguish the pathetic planet Earth once and for all!

34. Vengeance shall be mine!

35. Shall be mine!

36. Shall be mine!

37. Shall be mine!

38. Be an adult for once in your life and watch your cousin Skippy!

39. Hey!

40. I am a responsible adult.

41. Oh yeah, responsible.

42. Like nearly sucking the Earth into a black hole.

43. It was a spatial void, thank you very much.

44. And I told you, that was an accident.

45. You again?

46. You again?

47. Don't you have your own house?

48. Who's the chick?

49. Chick?

50. She's from the future.

51. You're right.

52. Tell the kids something about the future, Kiva.

53. Little boys like you are used as target practice by chicks like me.

54. Hey, get out of my seat.

55. Make me.

56. Hey, when you get to the planet of the brain eaters, remember who sent you there.

57. Of course, they'll have eaten your brain, so it won't remember anything.

58. My pizza.

59. You're not missing anything.

60. The pizza near my house is way better.

61. Oh man, I almost booked the state record on that.

62. Like that's hard.

63. I did that a hundred times.

64. This is boring.

65. I've never been so bored in my life.

66. This has got to be the most boring place on the planet.

67. Then we'll see how you like it off the planet.

68. There.

69. What do you got to say now?

70. Pretty cool, huh?

71. If I had a giant robot, it would be way cooler than this.

72. I don't think taking Skippy up here was such a good idea.

73. Yeah.

74. And shouldn't he be in the back?

75. Relax.

76. I ain't gonna let nothing happen to him.

77. That's because nothing is happening.

78. It's because nothing is happening.

79. And you always thought they rigged that whole lunar landing thing.

80. This doesn't prove anything.

81. Interesting.

82. The moon is bigger in the past.

83. In my time, it's missing more of its mass.

84. And no one knows how that happened.

85. Maybe because it got bored and went someplace cool.

86. You want cool?

87. I'll give you cool.

88. Big whoop.

89. My mother's minivan goes faster than this.

90. Yeah?

91. But can it do this?

92. Yeah!

93. Yeah!

94. I gotta go to the bathroom.

95. This is worse than your house.

96. There's nothing cool on the moon.

97. Yeah!

98. I think I'm gonna throw up.

99. Skippy, give me your hat.

100. Now that's cool!

101. No.

102. It can't be.

103. The Glorf are back.

104. I don't get it.

105. I thought I wasted these slugs.

106. How'd they get back?

107. Well, doesn't look like they're bothering anyone.

108. Who's up for going home?

109. We have to get closer and find out what they're doing.

110. Fast!

111. I'm on it.

112. Hmm.

113. Well, now that that's done, do you think we can

114. get back to finding out what the Glorf'd are up to?

115. Hmm?

116. Oh.

117. Yeah.

118. Sorry.

119. I'm not picking up much activity.

120. Hmm.

121. There's atmosphere in here.

122. Whoa.

123. Smells like rotten eggs.

124. Uh, yeah.

125. Must be how the Glorf smell.

126. I wonder what these chumps are doing.

127. It looks like a giant engine.

128. An engine?

129. Yeah, right.

130. I know a few things about engines, and that's way too big to be an engine.

131. Wait!

132. I'm getting something.

133. Is the hyperthrust fusion engine online yet?

134. The engine is ready, War Master.

135. Well, at least the Glorf don't know we're here.

136. What the heck are you doing with some big moon engine, you dirty squid?

137. What the heck are you doing?

138. You.

139. Oh, yeah.

140. It's me.

141. You thought you could defeat me!

142. You thought you could defeat the Glort!

143. Never!

144. You wretched metal sum ape!

145. Yeah?

146. Well, you ain't... so cool.

147. Nice comeback.

148. Shut up, Skippy.

149. I should thank you for sending us into null space.

150. We were able to rebuild the carriage ore from technology we plundered along the way.

151. Now we are much, much stronger.

152. Nice going.

153. What?

154. I didn't know that was gonna happen.

155. As a small token of my appreciation, please accept the

156. destruction of Earth as I slam your very moon into it!

157. Initiate start-up sequence.

158. Start-up sequence initiated.

159. Coop, we've got ten minutes until that thing goes off.

160. Nothing can stop me this time.

161. I wouldn't count on that, you dirty Skippy.

162. We've lost the signal.

163. Did you locate the Earther's position?

164. Uh, there wasn't enough time?

165. You incompetent!

166. Not the face!

167. All units, crack down and destroy the intruder!

168. Immediately!

169. Yo, Skritt!

170. You there?

171. What happened?

172. I was just about to get some good digs in.

173. We have more important things to worry about.

174. If I can just locate them... There!

175. The main generators are right through that door!

176. Got it!

177. But... Coop, wait!

178. The door is 30 feet of reinforced tritanium with electromagnetic shielding?

179. Oh, you think they might have a warning sign or something?

180. I'm picking up a small access duct over there.

181. One of us can squeeze through and open the door from inside.

182. Through that tiny thing?

183. With the glorift out there?

184. You can count me out!

185. I could do it!

186. You?

187. Yeah, send the kid.

188. Good idea!

189. Skippy should go!

190. He might be our only option.

191. No way!

192. He may be a complaining, last piece of

193. pizza-eating snot, but I'm still his babysitter.

194. He's my responsibility!

195. You're the best babysitter ever.

196. Cool!

197. My aunt's so gonna kill me.

198. Not before they do.

199. Pretty cool.

200. Gross!

201. What's that on your face?

202. We gotta get to Skippy!

203. I've gotta lock on him!

204. Uh, I'm sure he's fine.

205. We should just go home.

206. Thanks

207. for coming to get me!

208. Hey!

209. That's what responsible adults do.

210. I hate to spoil the family reunion, but... they can fire!

211. Fire!

212. Fire!

213. Don't they need this?

214. That looks like a Glorf firing key.

215. Guess kicking alien butt runs in the family.

216. So does Fat.

217. Better let a responsible adult hold it.

218. Okay, you slimy chumps.

219. First, you come back after I kill you.

220. Then you try to beat up my cousin.

221. And now you think you're gonna shoot the moon into the earth?

222. Well, I got your trigger right here!

223. You fired the engine.

224. Should've let a responsible child hold it.

225. Warmaster, the engine is launching!

226. Excellent!

227. I shall revel in the decimation of this sickening world!

228. There's no way out for you this time, Eartha!

229. Well, at least we'll have a good view.

230. Take some of that!

231. What the heck are you doing?

232. Uh, we should leave.

233. Evasive action!

234. Too late!

235. No.

236. No!

237. I

238. will return, Eartha!

239. Your underdeveloped brain has no capacity to

240. comprehend the horrors that I have in store for you!

241. And my underdeveloped brain will be waiting.

242. Hey!

243. That'll teach you alien creeps!

244. Nobody better be trying to destroy my moon!

245. Yeah, why let them do it when you can do it yourself?

246. I should've known.

247. Oh, well, no one sees this side of the moon anyway.

248. We got shot at by a giant robot and blew up

249. the moon and beat up a bunch of bugger aliens?

250. Can I visit Coop again tomorrow?

251. Scientists are baffled about what has caused the catastrophic lunar destruction.

252. But its effects can be felt all over the globe as tides

253. and severe weather patterns are running rampant and...

254. Check it out!

255. Five bucks for babysitting Skippy!

256. Dude, we can get some of that bubblegum ice cream!

257. Yeah!

258. Do you realize we may have just permanently

259. altered the Earth's ecosystem by damaging the moon?

260. What's that got to do with bubblegum ice cream?

261. Nothing.

262. Let's go.

263. Rock on!

264. Can I hang out with Coop again, please?

265. Can I?

266. Uh, let's go out the back way.

267. You'll be right back.

268. I'm done.

269. You can do it.