Megas XLR 2x2

Directed by

Bruce Campbell as Magnanimous (voice) • Phil LaMarr as T-Bot (voice)

It's 5:01 and a video is due back at the rental store by 5:30, and Coop has to get it there on time to keep his membership from being revoked. However, Magnanimous appears and challenges Coop to protect his title against several robots, including one resembling Mr. T. Coop manages to beat the robots, but inadvertently challenges the entire galaxy to fight him - and the galaxy takes him up on the offer.

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1. Oh, yeah!

2. Bagra Super Punch!

3. Man, gets better every time I see it.

4. That's saying a lot, considering that was the eighth time this weekend.

5. Watching giant monsters wreck cities never gets boring.

6. Didn't we actually just do that?

7. Yeah, but in the movies, no one's actually trying to kill me.

8. Hey, what day is it?

9. Uh, Thursday.

10. It's Sunday.

11. It is?

12. Oh, man, this is due back today.

13. The dudes at VidHut are gonna make me pay a late fee.

14. That'll be the fourth one this month.

15. You know, they might cancel your membership.

16. Cancel my membership?

17. Man, I couldn't handle losing my membership at VidHut.

18. Yeah, you'd have to get one at Megabuster.

19. You got Monster Assault?

20. No.

21. Robot Riot?

22. No.

23. Radioactive roaches raid again?

24. No, we only carry family titles.

25. I hate Megabuster video.

26. Finally.

27. I'm T-Bot.

28. Vid is the baddest, the maddest, the worst you ever had a spot in the quadrant.

29. Prepare to be pulverized.

30. Where are you from, New York?

31. Lights green, buddy.

32. I intend to pulverize, tenderize, and otherwise, smash-a-size.

33. Also, out of pain.

34. Later, chump.

35. I got a video to return.

36. What the heck was that about?

37. Who cares?

38. I care.

39. Allow me to reintroduce myself.

40. I am... Magninimus!

41. Dude, it's magnuminous.

42. The name is... Magroganus?

43. Magroganus.

44. Magronius.

45. Maximusius?

46. Magnanimous.

47. Glad to see you remember me, sweetheart.

48. How did you get out of that quantum singularity?

49. Oh, it wasn't easy.

50. And what are you doing here?

51. Why, I'm here fulfilling my duties as chairman

52. of the Galactic Combat Championship Federation.

53. Filming the champ defend his title, that's all.

54. Oh, wait, I got it.

55. It's Maglomanus.

56. Oh, I forgot about this part.

57. Look, kid, I gotta get my empire back up and running,

58. and to do that, I need to champ you to fight T-Von here.

59. I'm programmed to contest, detest, and enthrone the Defending Chain.

60. And I want to do it live across the galaxy.

61. Defend my title, huh?

62. Live?

63. Coop, last time this guy almost killed me, remember?

64. Yeah, he almost killed you.

65. Coop, walk away from this liar before things get out of hand.

66. Easy with the name-calling, sister.

67. Look, let's not argue about who tried to kill who.

68. This time, we'll be partners.

69. Partners, huh?

70. Yeah.

71. I'll cut you in on all broadcast revenues and action figure sales.

72. Hmm?

73. I get to have an action figure?

74. Forget it, Magnanimous.

75. We're not going to be a part of anything with you.

76. Coop, just walk away.

77. Oh, are you going to let some backseat driver tell you what to do?

78. Besides, you did destroy my arena and left me broke.

79. You kind of owe me one.

80. Oh, you?

81. Listen, you wacko floating garbage can.

82. I won the title, even though you cheated.

83. Oh, ho, ho, moi!

84. Hey, that was a fair fight.

85. If you call a fight rigged with booby traps and death rays fair.

86. Yeah, I ain't got to do nothing.

87. Now, out of my way.

88. I'm going to the video store.

89. Well, you leave me no choice.

90. As chairman of the GCCF, I, Magnanimous, on Live Galactic Broadband, revoke your title.

91. What?

92. You can't do that.

93. He can't do that.

94. Can't do what?

95. Just ignore him.

96. My federation, my rules.

97. Sorry, kid.

98. My way or the quad-spectrum highway.

99. Losing your title in the most humiliating way possible.

100. An administrative upset.

101. Ho, ho!

102. In front of countless millions, too.

103. That's gotta hurt, fat boy!

104. I don't know what you're up to, but it isn't going to work this time.

105. Coop, calm down.

106. It's just a title.

107. Without it, I'll be a has-been.

108. Thanks for everything, all those special things, the stolen moments share.

109. Oh, what'll I do?

110. The champ with no title.

111. That's like, like crawfish nuggets without barbecue sauce.

112. Oh, and only the champ gets the belt, big boy, so hand it over.

113. I ain't giving you back the belt.

114. It's mine.

115. Not anymore, pudgy.

116. Coop, he's just trying to push you into a fight.

117. Don't listen to him.

118. Kiva's right.

119. And you know how much I hate saying that.

120. Don't matter, know-how.

121. As long as that belt's hanging in my garage, I'm the champ.

122. So I can get you to fight by getting the belt?

123. Coop, just let him have it.

124. You heard him, T-Bot.

125. Tear his place open and get yourself a championship belt.

126. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

127. Consider grand, damp, and utter memory hand.

128. What?

129. What?

130. You think this chump is gonna get my belt?

131. Ooh, good point.

132. New rule, boys.

133. You wanna be champ?

134. All you gotta do is get the championship belt.

135. And make it as painful as possible for the Earther.

136. Stay tuned for Metal Massacre The Rematch!

137. Only 30 credits.

138. Order now or you'll miss all the action.

139. The reigning champion, Megas, piloted by none other than Coop, the man from Earth

140. with all the girth must now defend his title against multiple challengers.

141. Give me 450 on blue!

142. Oh, that's my flat, you're not the blue one!

143. Who will smash Megas to a pulp?

144. Will it be T-Bot?

145. Flex the Flattener?

146. Devastator the Destroyer?

147. Key Rusher?

148. Or the notorious Ro-o-oblivion?

149. Coop, none of this makes any sense.

150. Why is he trying so hard to get you to fight?

151. It's time for the robot rocket!

152. Whoa!

153. Okay!

154. You want to fight?

155. I'll give you a fight!

156. That's more like it.

157. Now go get softened up.

158. You think you can take my belt?

159. And it looks like Key Rusher is back in the game!

160. T-Bot is breaking into the league!

161. Dude, that bot is going for your house!

162. My mom is home!

163. She'll kill me!

164. I am the daringest, the uncaringest, the

165. belt-waringest bot in the known or unknown universe!

166. What are you going to rhyme with that, sucker?

167. Stay away from my belt!

168. Borderline structural failure!

169. The Bulbas boy valiantly defends his belt, but can he keep

170. it up against some of the best combatants in the galaxy?

171. Uh-oh, it looks like they're going in for the kill!

172. I'm going to make a fight!

173. Ah!

174. Ah!

175. Cool!

176. Just as I promised, folks.

177. A fight not to be missed.

178. And the main event is yet to come.

179. It's a massacre!

180. It's chaos!

181. Why, it's the most beautiful display of robotic destruction ever broadcast!

182. The champ is down.

183. They're all down.

184. Who will be the new champ?

185. T-Bot rules!

186. The rest are fools!

187. None other so cool!

188. You ain't never getting my belt.

189. I don't believe it.

190. The Blue Terror from Terra has done it again.

191. And I'm out of fighters.

192. Ha ha ha!

193. I'm the champ!

194. Woo!

195. No one can beat me!

196. Anybody else want a piece?

197. Ha!

198. Bring it on!

199. Bring it on!

200. Bring it on!

201. Bring it on!

202. Bring it on!

203. Poop!

204. You heard him, folks!

205. And just to make things interesting, I'll pay anyone that

206. can turn the champ into a pile of scrap 500 million credits!

207. What's the matter with you?

208. What?

209. Who's gonna be stupid enough to challenge... the champ?

210. 500 mil, huh?

211. You just can't keep your mouth shut, can you?

212. Ain't seen him do it yet.

213. All right, you chumps.

214. You guys are trying to steal my title, you're wrecking my

215. town, and now you're making me seriously late on my video!

216. You wanna fight...

217. T-Bot wins no matter what!

218. T-Bot wins no matter what!

219. It's the wreckage!

220. Coop!

221. All systems going offline!

222. Watch out!

223. Man, why can't it ever be easy?

224. Challengers are showing up from all over the galaxy!

225. The champ can't take much more of this!

226. Looks like he's ready for the big finale.

227. Hmm, this is starting to look bad.

228. Starting to.

229. Kiva, little help here.

230. I'm trying!

231. I can't get power!

232. Hmm... T-Bot will trounce you, pounce you, and utterly denounce you!

233. Then the title will be mine, and I'll...

234. Not so strong now, are you?

235. Not against...

236. Magnanimous!

237. Fevered much!

238. What the heck are you doing?

239. Now that the grunts have done the hard part and given me some stellar ratings,

240. I'm gonna finish it!

241. I knew there was something more to this than a stupid fight!

242. This is about revenge!

243. It's about more than that, Red!

244. You put me in a quantum singularity, destroyed my empire, made me broke,

245. and gave me this twitch.

246. It's about hurting you.

247. And I wish to go on hurting you.

248. So I'm gonna humiliate you alive!

249. And while I'm at it, I think I might do a little

250. destruction number on this planet of yours!

251. Oh wow!

252. Haha!

253. I guess it is about revenge!

254. So I'm guessing there is no 500 mil then?

255. I'm just asking!

256. Now, the entire universe will see me tear the champ in half, and then guess what?

257. Oh!

258. I'll be the champ!

259. Wanna bet?

260. T-Bot!

261. Doesn't know failure!

262. Well, lock you with a trailer!

263. End!

264. Out of the way, T-Scrap!

265. Gimme some sugar, baby!

266. Thank you very much!

267. Just like bugger-up, baby!

268. Stomp on him, Coop!

269. I got a better idea!

270. Hey!

271. Why don't you tell all these guys you just beat

272. up that there ain't no reward for beating me!

273. Ha ha ha ha ha!

274. Oh, oh, oh!

275. Uh, well... Sure, there's a prize.

276. I just need to, uh, uh, uh, call my backers.

277. You haven't seen the last of me, Earth-er!

278. T-Bot's mad!

279. Gonna bash!

280. Trash and smash!

281. Where's T-Bot's cage?

282. That guy's persistent.

283. Well, that settles that!

284. And I'm still the champ!

285. Sort of.

286. And you only had to wreck the entire city to do it.

287. Again!

288. Buggera never leaves any building standing.

289. Dude, the video!

290. Hey!

291. No late fee!

292. Let's go rent something else.

293. Why not just rent the same one?

294. We could watch it for a ninth time.

295. Yeah!

296. A weekend record!

297. Good call, Kiva!

298. Good call, Kiva!

299. Good call!