Megas XLR 2x13

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In an attempt to stop evil Coop from destroying their dimension, Coop and Gorrath, assisted by alternate Jamie, launch a desperate assault on the evil Coop.

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1. Stop showing off and cover us.

2. If we don't shut this thing down, we'll all be dead.

3. The game ends today!

4. Whoa!

5. What the... Fool!

6. What have you done?

7. I'm... home?

8. Resist and you will be destroyed.

9. Since our war started, we've been trying to capture you.

10. War?

11. I am a good guy.

12. Then who's the bad guy?

13. Rebel forces defeated.

14. Awaiting your command.

15. Mahahahaha!

16. Destroy them all.

17. Oh... hasn't this dimension been trying enough?

18. This guy's supposed to be me?

19. That explains a great deal.

20. Kiva, what's happening here?

21. DNA matches.

22. Although trace signatures indicate he's from an alternate reality.

23. He appears to be you.

24. And then some.

25. How do you even fit into that old hunk of scrap?

26. Hey, knock the fat all you want, but no one talks trash about Megas.

27. Megas?

28. I abandoned that toy years ago.

29. Permission to destroy them?

30. I'll take care of this myself.

31. Never.

32. No more destruction.

33. Your madness ends here, Coop.

34. Wait, you're saying I did all this?

35. I mean, he did?

36. And now, thanks to you, I have the coordinates to your dimension.

37. I can destroy Earth all over again.

38. What makes you think I'm gonna let you do that?

39. This.

40. Whoa!

41. Ha!

42. That all you got?

43. living here in Jersey, fighting villains from afar.

44. You gotta find first gear in your giant robot car.

45. You, D, giant robots.

46. I, D, giant robots.

47. We, D, giant robots.

48. Yes, D, giant robots.

49. Nice.

50. Lock in the coordinates and prepare the dimensional gate.

51. Understood.

52. Ha, ha, ha.

53. Everybody okay?

54. My army's decimated.

55. My stronghold crushed.

56. And now there's not one, but two coops on a rampage.

57. Yeah, I'm great.

58. Man, I am so gonna kick his butt.

59. I mean, my butt.

60. I mean... Ah, you know what I mean.

61. Hey, that counts as me beating you again.

62. Why don't we just return to our dimension so I can finish beating you?

63. No way.

64. I ain't gonna let some skinny, evil version of me go around wrecking dimensions.

65. But we have nothing to fight him with.

66. We got two things.

67. Megas and the element of surprise.

68. Well, we still have the element of surprise.

69. Now, if I were an evil chump version of myself, where would I be?

70. The dimensional gate is at his fortress.

71. I got a fortress?

72. Nice.

73. Ah, I mean...

74. Let's go get him.

75. Destroying Jersey City for the second time should be even more satisfying.

76. Engage the dimensional gate.

77. What?

78. This is the little something I like to call closing the gate.

79. No one trashes Jersey City.

80. Ah, but me.

81. You should be dead.

82. I'm gonna sweep you aside like a fat ball of dust.

83. You and what army?

84. No doubt that one.

85. Oh, yeah.

86. I'll handle this.

87. Your obsolete mech is a disgrace.

88. Does this look obsolete?

89. Yes, it does.

90. Coop.

91. Get out of there.

92. There's too many of them.

93. Erther, listen to him.

94. We can't win this fight.

95. Retreat!

96. No way.

97. The only thing I hate more than you... is... me.

98. I mean... me.

99. Him.

100. Him!

101. You know what I mean.

102. I ain't quitting.

103. Lightning, eject!

104. No!

105. I ain't leaving Magus!

106. Status.

107. Damage is minimal.

108. I can have the gate operational in a few hours.

109. Good.

110. Do it.

111. As much as I hated doing that, I still need you alive.

112. No sweat.

113. I'll get Magus patched up and we'll set things straight.

114. Such a waste.

115. First I'm trapped in the past.

116. And now I'm trapped in a dimension where you rule.

117. Shoot me now.

118. This ain't so bad.

119. I can fix this.

120. How did this happen?

121. I ain't supposed to be the bad guy.

122. You weren't always.

123. After years of fighting, you finally defeated the Glorft.

124. But something happened to you.

125. You just kept fighting.

126. Slowly losing your mind as you conquered your way across space.

127. Eventually, you even abandoned Magus.

128. Kiva followed you every step of the way.

129. Intent on getting back to the future and freeing Earth.

130. But she lost sight of her goal.

131. And her humanity.

132. You destroyed everything.

133. What that would ever happen?

134. And even if it did, there's no way I'd go all evil and abandon Magus.

135. Abandon.

136. This won't be enough.

137. He's probably entering your dimension right now.

138. If only I could contact my army.

139. We'd smash all of you when I could get back to conquering Earth.

140. I got a plan.

141. Oh, no.

142. Advance!

143. Who the heck is that?

144. I don't think so.

145. Why won't you die?

146. Next time you abandon Magus, don't leave it in my garage.

147. Sir, what happened?

148. No time to explain.

149. All units attack formation.

150. Form on the Earther.

151. Sir, are you sure?

152. Shouldn't we destroy him?

153. Don't question my orders.

154. Follow them.

155. Yes, sir.

156. All wings form on the Earther.

157. Excellent.

158. Looks like I get to destroy the Glorft all over again.

159. Not this time.

160. Listen up, you jive clone wannabe.

161. You wrecked my alternate dimension city.

162. Blew up my robot.

163. And worst of all, made me skinny.

164. Well, you're in my dimension now.

165. And we do things a little differently here.

166. This pale imitation.

167. I thought you'd be happy to see Earth enslaved.

168. If anyone is going to enslave this world, it's me!

169. Man, what button did Coop push to make a whole army show up?

170. Just keep that panel open.

171. Coop, what's happening?

172. Where did you go?

173. Long story.

174. No time.

175. Busy whooping my evil alternate realities butt.

176. I don't know what you did, but we still need to shut this thing down.

177. Just keep the Glorft occupied a little longer.

178. I don't think that's going to be a problem.

179. You know you don't have a chance.

180. I don't know nothing.

181. Looks like someone needs to watch a little more pay-per-view wrestling.

182. Everyone knows that stuff is fake.

183. Does this look fake?

184. How you like old fashioned real reality Coop?

185. Finally destroying you will bring me great joy.

186. With your antiquated technology?

187. Looks like you owe me one, Squid.

188. Is it just me or is Coop fighting with the Glorft?

189. That's impossible.

190. That all you got?

191. Now I'm going to show you how we do things in my dimension.

192. Kiva, we need to regroup.

193. Back into the gate.

194. It's working!

195. They're going for the portal!

196. Nice!

197. Let's see you conquer worlds when you're stuck between dimensions.

198. Rock on!

199. Rock on!

200. The Earthers are defeated.

201. Initiate the Core Destroyer!

202. Uh... Wait!

203. What was I thinking?

204. I will be back, Earther.

205. And I will obliterate you!

206. What the heck was that all about?

207. And where did that army of mechs come from?

208. You won't believe it.

209. I had to fight an evil me, and Megas blew up, and I found an even better version...

210. And...

211. You guys were... dating.

212. Are you feeling okay, Coop?

213. I think he hit his head or something.

214. Well, at least this dimension is safe from the evil me, Reckonit.

215. Yeah, the regular you did just fine.

216. Now, let's see what kind of new stuff the evil me put in Megas.

217. Woo!

218. Yeah!

219. Yeah!