1. 15 Centauri!Copy !req
2. I should be the most feared criminal in
the universe.Copy !req
3. But instead, they insult me with such a
paltry bounty.Copy !req
4. Let's see what they do when
I destroy planets, implodeCopy !req
5. stars, and wipe up
entire solar systems with...Copy !req
6. Hey, sorry, little guy.Copy !req
7. Didn't see you down there.Copy !req
8. I shall have to do something truly
spectacular to correct the poor mathematics.Copy !req
9. But what?Copy !req
10. What's this?Copy !req
11. With this, I can control anything.Copy !req
12. Hmm?Copy !req
13. I made it myself.Copy !req
14. It's the most powerful universal
controller anywhere.Copy !req
15. Signal locked.Copy !req
16. Oh, a universal controller, huh?Copy !req
17. He who controls a universe can destroy a
universe.Copy !req
18. Finally, after all these years of not
being given the recognition I deserve,Copy !req
19. the galaxy shall tremble at a mere mention
of the name Skullgar!Copy !req
20. I wonder how you'll wreck the city with
that.Copy !req
21. Relax.Copy !req
22. It's just a remote control.Copy !req
23. What could go wrong, huh?Copy !req
24. This is the last one.Copy !req
25. I am landing here in Jersey.Copy !req
26. Finding villains from afar.Copy !req
27. You gotta find first gear In your giant
robot car.Copy !req
28. You dig giant robots.Copy !req
29. I dig giant robots.Copy !req
30. I dig giant robots.Copy !req
31. We dig giant robots.Copy !req
32. Just dig giant robots.Copy !req
33. Oh!Copy !req
34. Nice.Copy !req
35. Check it out.Copy !req
36. Now we won't miss our favorite shows where
we're out fighting bad guys.Copy !req
37. Or skipping important combat training to
go watch some monster movies.Copy !req
38. Yeah, that too.Copy !req
39. Either way, we're covered.Copy !req
40. Plus, it's voice activated.Copy !req
41. You made a voice-activated remote control?Copy !req
42. Universal control?Copy !req
43. Works everything I own.Copy !req
44. And I plugged it into Magus to boost the
range.Copy !req
45. Check it out.Copy !req
46. Channel 12.Copy !req
47. Because you really need to change the
channel when you're 53 blocks from home.Copy !req
48. 54.Copy !req
49. But I could work this thing from Saturn if
I wanted to.Copy !req
50. Always finding the best uses for Magus'
highly sophisticated systems.Copy !req
51. Yeah!Copy !req
52. And I can tape different movies on
different channels at different times!Copy !req
53. Starting with Slugman.Copy !req
54. Wait, isn't Slugman one of the movies
we're seeing tonight for the 30th time?Copy !req
55. But tonight, we're gonna see it in 3D!Copy !req
56. Just make sure you tape Cheerleader Wars.Copy !req
57. Tonight's the final episode, and I wanna
find out who's gonna make Captain...Copy !req
58. I hope it's Sarah!Copy !req
59. Uh... Sarah... Oh
yeah, Sarah, she's hot.Copy !req
60. And don't forget to record Revenge of the
Amoeba People!Copy !req
61. Not that I'm complaining, but why is Goat
in the trunk?Copy !req
62. Sneaking people into the drive-in is a
time-honored tradition.Copy !req
63. Yeah, Red, don't you know nothin'?Copy !req
64. Yeah, Red, don't you know nothin'?Copy !req
65. Signal lost.Copy !req
66. Ooh!Copy !req
67. It must be around here somewhere!Copy !req
68. Once I find this controller,
I will be able to destroyCopy !req
69. the entire universe with
the press of a button!Copy !req
70. And establish my reputation as the best of
the worst!Copy !req
71. Now, to add a few more zeros to that
bounty of mine.Copy !req
72. Oh, being a mutant would rock!Copy !req
73. His tentacles are so long!Copy !req
74. Yeah!Copy !req
75. You wouldn't think it rocked if you met
one.Copy !req
76. Ooh, time for my show!Copy !req
77. Ooh, this is great!Copy !req
78. Tape, Slugman.Copy !req
79. Channel 41.Copy !req
80. Everyone should have one of these.Copy !req
81. Signal located.Copy !req
82. Yes!Copy !req
83. I think my glasses are broken.Copy !req
84. They only make everything look blurry.Copy !req
85. I don't know.Copy !req
86. Looks pretty good to me.Copy !req
87. Wait a minute.Copy !req
88. That's not part of the movie.Copy !req
89. Any resistance will be met with severe
consequences.Copy !req
90. Hey!Copy !req
91. You just destroyed the last drive-in
theater in Jersey.Copy !req
92. Too bad you destroyed the other three.Copy !req
93. Yeah.Copy !req
94. Forget the drive-in.Copy !req
95. We've got bigger problems.Copy !req
96. Serious?Copy !req
97. Stop laughing at me!Copy !req
98. Sorry, pal.Copy !req
99. Can you speak up?Copy !req
100. I can't hear you way down there.Copy !req
101. Hey, watch out, Coop.Copy !req
102. He might try to hit me in the knees.Copy !req
103. Be careful.Copy !req
104. We don't know what he may be capable of.Copy !req
105. Please.Copy !req
106. This guy is half the size of what I
usually have to fight.Copy !req
107. Yeah, and little guys are easy to beat up.Copy !req
108. I guess we're the little guy.Copy !req
109. Now, I will take what's mine.Copy !req
110. Yo, man.Copy !req
111. I don't know who you are and what you
want, but...Copy !req
112. I am sure you have heard the name Skalgar
the Destroyer.Copy !req
113. Uh... No.Copy !req
114. Skalgar Death Dealer!Copy !req
115. Nope.Copy !req
116. Skalgar the... Rabbiter?Copy !req
117. Skalgar the Spoiler?Copy !req
118. No.Copy !req
119. Skalgar... the Ruiner?Copy !req
120. Skalgar the... Listen,
schoolgirl... Skalgar!Copy !req
121. Skalgar!Copy !req
122. Skalgar!Copy !req
123. Whatever.Copy !req
124. The only thing you're getting from me is a
world of hurt.Copy !req
125. Skalgar!Copy !req
126. Skalgar...Copy !req
127. Skalgar.Copy !req
128. Skalgar.Copy !req
129. Skalgar.Copy !req
130. Let's see how he likes this!Copy !req
131. Skalgar.Copy !req
132. Koop?Copy !req
133. Overkill?Copy !req
134. Yeah... Do more!Copy !req
135. You will know soon enough who I am.Copy !req
136. Entire system shall tremble at the mere
mention of my name, at least those that ICopy !req
137. spare once I have the power of that
universal controller.Copy !req
138. What?Copy !req
139. The universal controller?Copy !req
140. What the heck is he gonna do with my
control?Copy !req
141. It only works my stuff.Copy !req
142. Uh, Coop, I think he misunderstands what a
universal controller is.Copy !req
143. Great.Copy !req
144. He's short and dumb.Copy !req
145. Enough of this!Copy !req
146. Give me the controller!Copy !req
147. Or what?Copy !req
148. Or this!Copy !req
149. Oh, man.Copy !req
150. I'm gonna miss the final episode of
Cheerleader Wars.Copy !req
151. That all you got?Copy !req
152. I won't let some amateur outgun me!Copy !req
153. You were saying?Copy !req
154. I will have that universal controller!Copy !req
155. Just make your own!Copy !req
156. Coop, this is pointless.Copy !req
157. Just give it to him before you destroy any
more of the city.Copy !req
158. Look, man, this thing only controls my TV
and stuff.Copy !req
159. Here, I'll prove it.Copy !req
160. Channel 28.Copy !req
161. Signal locked.Copy !req
162. Whoa!Copy !req
163. Ah!Copy !req
164. The controller is mine.Copy !req
165. I will conquer, I will
enslave, I will destroy, and ICopy !req
166. finally will get the
recognition I deserve so... Oh!Copy !req
167. Give me my controller!Copy !req
168. How does this thing work?Copy !req
169. Oh, man!Copy !req
170. I need my remote or I
can't tape the extendedCopy !req
171. version of Revenge
of the Amoeba People!Copy !req
172. They never show the extended version!Copy !req
173. And we're gonna miss it
because some munchkin alienCopy !req
174. with an inferiority
complex stole your remote!Copy !req
175. Fine!Copy !req
176. You wanna steal my stuff?Copy !req
177. Here's something from me to you for free!Copy !req
178. The mazer refractor?Copy !req
179. Take this!Copy !req
180. You can't fire that!Copy !req
181. Coop, you just gave him an extremely
volatile charge of mazer protons!Copy !req
182. That's right!Copy !req
183. Is that bad?Copy !req
184. What's happening?Copy !req
185. Hmm...Copy !req
186. Yup, that was bad.Copy !req
187. What kind of idiot would design a weapon
that makes your enemy stronger?Copy !req
188. So, I reversed a few wires.Copy !req
189. I mean, I do it all the time.Copy !req
190. How was I supposed to know?Copy !req
191. I am indestructible!Copy !req
192. I am unstoppable!Copy !req
193. Now I truly do have the most powerful
weapon in the universe!Copy !req
194. Think you'll give me back my remote now?Copy !req
195. Our weapons won't be able to penetrate
that shield!Copy !req
196. No problem!Copy !req
197. I'll just hit him with something bigger!Copy !req
198. But our weapons won't be able to penetrate
that shield!Copy !req
199. Why do you even bother?Copy !req
200. Ha!Copy !req
201. They won't have enough zeros to put on my
bounty!Copy !req
202. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
203. Now I will be respected!Copy !req
204. Kid!Copy !req
205. Respect this!Copy !req
206. Kup, stop!Copy !req
207. That shield only gets stronger every time
it gets hit!Copy !req
208. That mazer thing is pretty cool!Copy !req
209. Yeah, maybe next time we can use it?Copy !req
210. Do something!Copy !req
211. We can't use any weapons!Copy !req
212. That mech is completely untouchable!Copy !req
213. Untouchable, huh?Copy !req
214. Okay, you galactic bad guy wannabe!Copy !req
215. You smashed up my drive-in, stole my
one-of-a-kind universal controller,Copy !req
216. and made me miss Revenge of the Amoeba
People!Copy !req
217. And the final episode of Cheerleader Wars!Copy !req
218. Yeah!Copy !req
219. If I can't get to you from the outside,
I'm gonna bring your insides to me!Copy !req
220. Yeah!Copy !req
221. Huh?Copy !req
222. What?Copy !req
223. What the heck is that?Copy !req
224. I-I-I don't know!Copy !req
225. I was just trying to get my remote back!Copy !req
226. That's his influx stabilizer drive!Copy !req
227. And you've destabilized it!Copy !req
228. Hey!Copy !req
229. I guess that works too!Copy !req
230. Actually, it didn't.Copy !req
231. Pulling his influx stabilizer drive
reversed the polarity of the shield!Copy !req
232. Hey, school girl, bet you can't hit us!Copy !req
233. Skalgar!Copy !req
234. Skalgar!Copy !req
235. Stop mocking me!Copy !req
236. Uh-oh!Copy !req
237. Actually, it's a good thing.Copy !req
238. He's trapped in there, and anything he
shoots is reflected back at him.Copy !req
239. Now, to finish your for good!Copy !req
240. So, he can't hit us, and anything he
shoots gets bounced back at him?Copy !req
241. Hehehehehe... ah!Copy !req
242. Yes.Copy !req
243. Hey, you tried to warn him.Copy !req
244. Coop, you just destroyed the entire city
over a remote control.Copy !req
245. Which you just blew up.Copy !req
246. Oh well!Copy !req
247. I think I forgot to put a tape in the VCR
anyway.Copy !req
248. So when's the movie gonna start?Copy !req
249. It's getting hot back here.Copy !req
250. Guys?Copy !req
251. Guys?Copy !req
252. Guys?Copy !req