Megas XLR 2x10

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Coop, Jamie and Kiva teleport themselves to a planet with brainwashed robots who act like sissies and workers. The alien who did it tries to do the same to Megas, but his brainwasher device only works on sentient robots. (Obviously, Coop's doesn't count.) Coop tries to put the alien out of business for good without unnecessarily destroying the prisoners. Coop in the end destroys the mind control device, freeing the robots. He then leaves the planet, unfortunatly as the group leaves it's shown that the planet was actually a prison to the worst robots in the universe. Who start destroying the planet after they leave.

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1. Huh?

2. I installed a new subwoofer and routed the amplifier through the quantum drive.

3. Did you say quantum drive?

4. Coop, do you remember what happened last time you tried to upgrade the sound system?

5. Uh, yeah.

6. Well, that was the beta test.

7. I worked out the bugs.

8. Right.

9. So how does it sound this time?

10. Check it out!

11. I don't get it.

12. Why isn't it doing anything?

13. Uh, I think it is.

14. Whoa!

15. Where are we?

16. Looks like your radio generates cross-universal wormholes.

17. Is that a bad thing?

18. When you don't know where the wormhole is taking you, yes.

19. Hey, no sweat.

20. I'll just take us back.

21. Uh, so we can get back with our normal drive, right?

22. Coop, we could be anywhere in known or unknown space.

23. How big can space be?

24. We could ask the giant robot that looks like it's about to kill us!

25. Living here in Jersey.

26. Fighting villains from afar.

27. You've got to find first gear in your giant robot car.

28. You dig giant robots.

29. I dig giant robots.

30. We dig giant robots.

31. Just dig giant robots.

32. Nice.

33. Pardon me.

34. What the... Hey!

35. Just let the giant robot walk away, Coop.

36. If we stay away from the giant robots, we stay away from trouble.

37. It may be able to tell us where we are.

38. Oh, man.

39. I hate asking for directions.

40. I don't mean to interrupt your flower arranging

41. or whatever, but do you know how to get to Earth?

42. Earth?

43. What's Earth?

44. It's a planet, kind of like this one.

45. We got Philly cheesesteaks and video games and, you know, Earth.

46. Earth!

47. They're not deaf, Coop.

48. There are other planets.

49. Earth.

50. Wait, I do know Earth.

51. I seem to remember...

52. Why would you want to leave here, number 12?

53. Number 12?

54. Oh, I gotcha.

55. Nah, my name's Coop.

56. And this is just Megas' racing number.

57. You know, to make it look cooler.

58. We're trying to get back home.

59. Do you know where we are?

60. Yeah.

61. Maybe you could lead the way.

62. You got those big jets on your back.

63. You can fly, right?

64. Fly?

65. I can fly?

66. I can fly!

67. Yeah.

68. Make another one remember something, Coop.

69. I can fly!

70. Security breach neutralized.

71. Escape attempt forwarded.

72. What the?

73. Yo!

74. That guy was gonna give me directions.

75. Number 12?

76. What are you doing here?

77. No.

78. Not number 12.

79. The name's Coop.

80. Say it with me now.

81. Coop.

82. Coop.

83. Coop?

84. Yeah.

85. Ooh.

86. Like that.

87. Coop?

88. Okay.

89. I think they got it now.

90. You

91. know better than to challenge us.

92. Yeah?

93. Well, I know no better.

94. Do something, Coop.

95. No good.

96. That electrical pulse has nullified all the systems.

97. Thrusters and weapons are offline.

98. Yeah.

99. I could have told you that.

100. Take it back to the compound.

101. Clark will want to deal with number 12, personally.

102. Oh, man.

103. Something tells me that isn't good.

104. I can get us out of here.

105. If I can just...

106. Uh... Kiva?

107. Can you get us out of here?

108. I'm trying, but all the subsystems are a mess.

109. Hey, it's that guy with the directions.

110. No!

111. Leave me alone!

112. Let me go!

113. Artificial intelligence is such a troublesome technology.

114. Especially when you hunks of metal forget that you are here to serve.

115. You thought you could get away number 32.

116. I am not a number.

117. I am a machine!

118. I was under the impression we had put an end to this sort of thinking.

119. Well, you won't soon attempt it a second time.

120. Put him in the chair.

121. No!

122. Not the chair!

123. Not again!

124. I can remember!

125. I remember what I was!

126. Don't worry.

127. I'll make sure your friend number 12 here joins you back in the garden.

128. It's Coop.

129. My name is Coop.

130. C-O-O-P Coop.

131. How hard is that to remember?

132. What is your programming?

133. To serve and obey.

134. Exactly the healthy kind of attitude we strive for here.

135. Now get back to work.

136. I don't know why you've suddenly become a problem number 12.

137. We're only trying to help you.

138. Whoa!

139. We need to tell him this is a mistake.

140. I can't.

141. The systems are still messed up.

142. Well, he's gonna fry us if you don't.

143. I'm okay?

144. Yeah.

145. What's going on?

146. This device must only affect a robot with an

147. artificial intelligence operating construct.

148. Ha ha!

149. You hear that?

150. You can't do nothing to us, cause we don't have intelligence!

151. Hmm.

152. Interesting.

153. My form's piloting a machine entity?

154. Take a picture, pal.

155. It'll last longer.

156. Why are you interfering with my facility?

157. I was just looking for directions.

158. See what happens when you ask for directions?

159. You destroy two of my guards, one of my most

160. efficient workers, and you try to liberate another.

161. Intelligence, artificial or otherwise, is dangerous here.

162. Then I guess we're cool.

163. Well, I can't have you try to influence my workers again.

164. You...

165. Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

166. Aaaaaaahhhhhh!

167. Aaaaaahhhhhh!

168. Aaaaaahhhhhh!

169. Aaaaahhhhhh!

170. I guess this is better than getting brainwashed by some alien creep.

171. Oh, yeah?

172. Getting brainwashed is starting to sound pretty good to me.

173. Hey, Kiva, any time now.

174. I can't do anything from here.

175. I'll see if I can reverse the positive output on the fusion drive.

176. Jump start, Magus.

177. Oh, yeah.

178. I knew that.

179. Oh, right.

180. A little jumpy-starty.

181. Gotcha.

182. Just, uh, hurry!

183. At least it'll be over quickly.

184. Ah!

185. No!

186. No!

187. Right on, Kiva!

188. Don't let them escape!

189. I want them contained!

190. Good timing, Kiva.

191. Just find a way out of here.

192. And hurry!

193. One mega-sized way out coming right up.

194. I'm afraid you're not leaving so easily.

195. That was easy.

196. Okay, Chump.

197. Anything else you want to throw at me?

198. Just one thing.

199. What's he gonna do?

200. Make us watch some bad TV?

201. Now you guys help.

202. Uh, I get the feeling they're not here to help.

203. I've been running things here my way for yawns.

204. And I'm not about to let some inferior life form with

205. a tolerance for artificial intelligence ruin my work.

206. Uh, hey guys.

207. Remember me?

208. I'm the good guy trying to help you out.

209. Come on, Coop.

210. What are you waiting for?

211. Tear them apart!

212. I can't.

213. They're not the bad guys.

214. So, that never stopped you before.

215. Smash them before they smash me!

216. It's that transmitter array.

217. He's using it to control them.

218. All right, you brainwashing alien creep.

219. You tried to grind us up, you enslaved a bunch of innocent

220. robots, and now you're making me late for spicy ham nuggets?

221. I got one word for you, pal.

222. Game over.

223. Two words.

224. Whatever.

225. See?

226. And I didn't have to hurt the good guys.

227. We must project the array!

228. Does that count as hurting them?

229. You see?

230. I am in control here.

231. And now, I will have these mechanical abominations tear you apart.

232. Well, looks like there's nothing we can do.

233. Who's up for going home?

234. No way!

235. I'm putting this guy out of business for good!

236. I remember.

237. What happened?

238. Well, that's that.

239. You think you can remember those directions to Earth?

240. Earth.

241. Milky Way coordinates alpha six, seven, nine.

242. That's it!

243. Great!

244. Thanks, man!

245. Well, guys, it's been fun.

246. But I gotta get going now.

247. Have fun being free and all.

248. What have you done?

249. Everything I've built!

250. Amazing!

251. You saved all those robots and didn't destroy a planet to do it.

252. That's alright.

253. We'll do it next time.

254. I meant that as a good thing?

255. Yakub, you're a real hero.

256. Most

257. horrible criminals.

258. Free to wreak havoc on the universe.

259. Yes, free.

260. Free to resume my reign of destruction.

261. And to thank my liberator, I think I may just start with Earth.