Megas XLR 1x9

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In order to impress a girl, Jamie borrows Coop's car to take her for a ride. Unfortunately, Warmaster Gorrath arrives piloting a deadly replica of Megas (dubbed Mecha-Megas) who's destroying Jersey searching for Megas; naturally, everyone thinks that the fake is just Coop being destructive. So Coop must use his secondary command bridge to control Megas. However, this method is much more difficult, so Coop does rather badly. Even worse, Jamie accidentally activates the car's connection to Megas, so now he's in control of Megas, but he has no idea - he's just trying to have a date.

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1. Come on, Coop, I'm bored.

2. When are we going for a ride?

3. You can't rush this kind of precision workmanship.

4. I gotta finish this before Cuba wants to get back to training.

5. Man, we're always training.

6. We don't get to have any fun anymore.

7. I don't know, I kinda like training.

8. We beat everything that gets thrown at us.

9. It's not like the Glorf got a new alien death

10. machine made specifically to take us out.

11. War Master, we've taken our own technology and fused it

12. with what little we know about the Earthers' modifications.

13. The result is a new mech, one whose sole purpose is to recapture the prototype.

14. Bring us within striking distance of Earth and prepare for an attack.

15. Sir, all we need now is for you to select a pilot.

16. I'm going to take care of this myself.

17. Living here in Jersey, fighting villains from afar.

18. You gotta find first gear in your giant robot car.

19. You dig giant robots.

20. I dig giant robots.

21. We dig giant robots.

22. Just dig giant robots.

23. You dig giant robots.

24. Stop!

25. Check it out!

26. Great job.

27. Now can we go break something?

28. Sure.

29. It's a good dude!

30. My big glug!

31. There she is again.

32. Yeah, whatever.

33. Four weeks now and you ain't even said a word to her.

34. Just waiting for the right time.

35. Yo!

36. How you like my hat?

37. Dude!

38. Hi.

39. Hey.

40. Uh, so, uh, how's it going?

41. Fine.

42. I love your car.

43. My car?

44. Yeah, my car.

45. Wanna go for a ride?

46. Okay.

47. Coop, give me the keys.

48. What?

49. She wants to go for a ride.

50. Come on, help me out.

51. I don't know.

52. Come on, man.

53. Haven't I always been there for you?

54. All right, but don't be touching none of the special buttons or nothing.

55. Yeah, yeah.

56. I promise.

57. Kind of a weird setup in here.

58. Yeah, well, I'm kind of a weird guy.

59. But in a good way.

60. All right, let's get to some low-orbit training.

61. The glorfed are masters of in-atmosphere combat.

62. Coop?

63. Where's the car?

64. Are you sure you know how to drive this?

65. Yeah, it's just, this is a new kind of transmission.

66. This is how it's supposed to drive.

67. Saves gas.

68. I'm all about the environment.

69. Oh, that's cool.

70. You let Jamie take the car?

71. What's the big deal?

72. I was helping a buddy out.

73. Chicks dig the car.

74. It's more than just a car.

75. It's Megas' control center.

76. Relax.

77. I made sure all the systems connected to Megas were shut down.

78. It's just a car now.

79. And what if the glorfed attack?

80. Jamie promised he'd be right back.

81. I hope.

82. Come on.

83. I know a way we can get some real training done.

84. Oh, man.

85. It's like you're not even trying.

86. Because I'm not really trying?

87. So, what do you like to do?

88. Got any hobbies?

89. I don't know.

90. I'm usually up to my pits and alien monsters or giant robotic death machines.

91. Uh, I mean, I like to, uh...

92. I love guys with a sense of humor.

93. You do?

94. Nice.

95. You can do better than that.

96. Come on.

97. I'll give you the girl handicap and spot your 30 points.

98. Girl handicap, huh?

99. Prepare to die.

100. What was that?

101. Yeah.

102. Go check it out.

103. Glorfed?

104. Let's go.

105. Coop.

106. Aw, man.

107. Where

108. pop music lives forever!

109. Fall before me!

110. Pitiful Earth filth.

111. Sweet new paint job, bro.

112. Looking good, Coop.

113. What is wrong with this planet?

114. Where are you, you stupid Earth-er?

115. You cannot hide from me!

116. I'll find you if I have to level this entire city!

117. We need to find Jamie now!

118. Megas is useless without the car.

119. Wait!

120. We can use the secondary command bridge!

121. The what?

122. I installed it so I could still operate Megas if I was working on the car.

123. I'm still tweaking it.

124. Like I said, I'm still tweaking it.

125. Here goes!

126. I didn't think you could actually be any more destructive.

127. Hey!

128. I'm not doing it on purpose!

129. It's kind of hard driving Megas like this.

130. Let me see if I can reach Jamie on the comm link.

131. Uh, yeah.

132. As long as the car's in normal mode, that won't work either.

133. Wait!

134. If we can get a strong enough signal on this

135. primitive device, I could probably reach him that way.

136. Great idea, but we're not connected to the antenna arrays down here.

137. You'll have to do it yourself from outside.

138. Hey, let me know if you see a speedy mart where I can get a refill!

139. Ooh!

140. Or some donuts!

141. Nothing like the open road, huh?

142. Yep.

143. You just listen to Old Goat.

144. If you want to keep a chick's attention, tell them about yourself.

145. They think guys are charming if they reveal themselves.

146. You know, once I puke three times in one day.

147. Jamie, come in.

148. Do you read me?

149. I thought you were kind of creepy, but you're actually really funny.

150. I am?

151. I mean, yeah, I know.

152. Jamie, where are you?

153. Cool.

154. You have a TV in your dash?

155. Uh, yeah.

156. But all I can get is this crazy screaming redhead station.

157. Don't you dare turn this off!

158. Was she talking to you?

159. She's been stalking me for a while.

160. Kind of obsessed, I guess.

161. Whoa!

162. He's behind us!

163. Whoa!

164. It's a... mecha... Magus!

165. There you are.

166. Finally come out to die, have you?

167. You stole my design!

168. Oh!

169. Oh, Jamie's gonna be right back.

170. Stand and be destroyed, Eartha Primitive!

171. Oh,

172. the prototype is coming with me!

173. And you will all be obliterated!

174. I'm trying!

175. Oh, is this a convertible?

176. Can you put the roof down?

177. Sure.

178. Uh-oh.

179. I think Jamie activated the interface.

180. Meaning?

181. Jamie's in control of Magus.

182. Not me!

183. What?

184. Where's the stupid roof button, Coom?

185. This one's gotta drop the roof.

186. Can't you override him?

187. It ain't responding!

188. Do any of these buttons do anything?

189. Enough of these foolish distractions!

190. Well, I think this is the only button we haven't tried.

191. So, wanna go to a movie or something?

192. Did you just see that?

193. Oh, don't worry.

194. That's Coop!

195. He must be training.

196. It's over, Eartha!

197. My new avatar is on!

198. Stop it!

199. What's this?

200. The control module of the prototype!

201. I finally get a date and some giant alien robot has to ruin it!

202. Not that I don't get a lot of dates.

203. Deny this!

204. I think we'll be safe here.

205. So, what are you doing Friday night?

206. Where are you, Eartha?

207. There's no point in hiding!

208. Tell me where your control module is!

209. I ain't telling you nothing!

210. I admire your valor.

211. But not your intelligence!

212. Send down a salvage transport and prepare to mobilize the infantry!

213. This world is ours!

214. That guy's a friend of yours?

215. He's my best friend!

216. And no one treats my buddy that way!

217. Except for me.

218. What are you doing?

219. I have no idea!

220. Just buckle up and hold on!

221. Listen, it's been great hanging out and all, but I really gotta go wash my hair!

222. Or... something.

223. I've waited a long time for this.

224. Now this wretched, ape-infested planet will kneel before Gorath!

225. Coming for you, Goop!

226. Ha-ha-ha!

227. Jamie!

228. Jamie?

229. Me?

230. MC, whoop!

231. Hahaha!

232. Yeehaw!

233. megap Käuptimoidal Hey, he tried!

234. Is that what you meant to do?

235. That two rings... Hoop!

236. Now that the prototype is mine, there is no one powerful enough to challenge me.

237. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

238. Uh, see ya.

239. Ow!

240. Oh, boy.

241. Nice driving, Jamie.

242. All right, tentacle breath.

243. You copied my robot, hit me when I wasn't looking, threatened my town...

244. And you almost ruined my date.

245. Just stop him, Coop.

246. You are no match for me.

247. Accept your fate.

248. Here's something for you to accept, chump.

249. This isn't over, ape!

250. I will return and smite your... This show ain't no good.

251. So, was all this worth impressing some girl?

252. Looks like they're made for each other.

253. Another job well done.

254. Now, who's up for tacos?

255. I'm starving.

256. Tacos it is.