Megas XLR 1x8

Directed by

Tia Carrere as Darklos (voice)

After racking up multiple driving violations, Coop has to spend the day at the DMV to get Megas out of impound.

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1. Why has the alarm been raised?

2. Is Ender attacking again?

3. Ender!

4. Always attacks, just when I start a space burger feast.

5. If I were you, I'd cut down on all those space burgers.

6. You won't be able to fit into your Zorps soon.

7. Jax, watch your mouth.

8. Quiet down, all of you.

9. I'm sure Targon would not have sent the signal if it weren't important.

10. An incredible evil, possibly worse than even our arch-nemesis Ender, is menacing a

11. small primitive planet in the backwater Terran system.

12. An evil worse than Ender?

13. You have to go there immediately and save this world before it's too late.

14. We must stop its inevitable destruction.

15. What kind of horrible menace would do this sort of thing?

16. Oh, it's awful.

17. What?

18. I know, Jax, I know.

19. He'll pay for his heinous actions.

20. It's up to you, S-Force.

21. The fate of this planet and its people rest in your hands.

22. Let's move out, S-Force.

23. We will not fail in our mission.

24. I shudder to think of the consequences if you do.

25. Living here in Jersey, fighting villains from afar.

26. You gotta find first gear in your Giant Robot car.

27. You dig giant robots.

28. I dig giant robots.

29. We dig giant robots.

30. Chicks dig giant robots.

31. Nice.

32. And here we are in beautiful Atlantic City, New Jersey, where the action is

33. heating up at the World Championship of Hot Dog Eating.

34. The challenger Kobarushi is putting in a good showing,

35. but the local kid still has a few tricks up his sleeve.

36. This is what I like to call the heartbreaker.

37. Go Coop, you can do it.

38. This is the most repugnant thing I've ever seen in this or any other time.

39. Yeah.

40. Don't it rock?

41. At this rate, Coop will be too sick to run through

42. the new training sequences I've programmed into Magus.

43. Don't sweat it.

44. Coop doesn't get sick.

45. He just gets less hungry.

46. Who will be the new Lord of the Large Pants?

47. And the winner, yet again, is Joyce's own... KOOF!

48. KOOF, you can stop eating now.

49. I ain't finished yet.

50. You know, I'm still kind of hungry.

51. You guys up for ice cream?

52. How can you still be hungry after that... that horror show?

53. It takes many years of intensive training to cultivate this kind of refined appetite.

54. Many years.

55. Speaking of training, we should get you back to it.

56. You still need a lot of practice on the Zero-G combat.

57. What the heck is that?

58. Check out the bait.

59. There he is, S-Force.

60. Surrender, villain.

61. Your evil reign is at an end.

62. Who?

63. Me?

64. It's just an eating contest.

65. Is it a crime to eat?

66. The way you do, it should be.

67. Let's take him out before he can power up his robot of destruction.

68. Right!

69. Listen, there's obviously been some kind of mistake.

70. We're not... Enough of this.

71. You won't find us as easily defeated as the rest of this innocent planet.

72. We have to get into Magus, quick!

73. Okay, freak show.

74. She's not bad for a human.

75. How's this for not bad?

76. Okay, big guy.

77. I'm taking you down.

78. Hey, who you calling big?

79. I've just got a lot of layers on.

80. Hello.

81. I'm a singing mechanical fish.

82. I'll just wait here till this blows over.

83. Hey, how you doing?

84. So, what are you doing later?

85. Taking you to the deepest, darkest cell on the most remote prison planet we can find.

86. Yeah, but I mean after that...

87. He's activated his death machine!

88. Quick, to this arms!

89. Where'd they go?

90. This was just about to get good!

91. Hey, did you guys see that chick?

92. I think she digs me.

93. Stay alert!

94. Something tells me this isn't over.

95. Your foul weapon of terror is no match for our Zorbs.

96. Now to show you how the S-Force deals with scum like you.

97. That's right, Jax.

98. Only we won't be so nice.

99. S-Force, engage Zorp power!

100. Power!

101. Zorbs!

102. Aw...

103. Go!

104. Nice robots!

105. You said Zorbs.

106. Piece of cake.

107. Ooh.

108. I could go for some cake.

109. Or some ice cream.

110. Or some ice cream cake!

111. Are you serious?

112. It's not over so easily, villain.

113. Prepare for defeat.

114. Form the Super Ultra Dimensional Magno Extreme Robotoid Power Zord.

115. What's a super dimensional power extreme...

116. What did he say?

117. You had to ask.

118. We are the ultimate force for good throughout the galaxy.

119. And we have never been defeated.

120. Oh, yeah?

121. Well, there's a first time for everything.

122. What the heck did that thing just say?

123. Here comes your translation, evildoer.

124. Whoa.

125. For a bunch of fancy pants wimps, they hit pretty hard.

126. You think?

127. Give up, foul beast.

128. There's no way you can stand against us.

129. Look, I don't want to fight you guys.

130. I just want to go home and eat a bucket of Rocky Road ice cream.

131. Glad to oblige.

132. Here's some Rocky Road for you to eat.

133. Fine.

134. Forget it.

135. You don't want to listen?

136. We'll settle this the old fashioned way.

137. I love the old fashioned way.

138. You're delaying tactics won't work.

139. Good will triumph.

140. Coop, are you sure you never did anything to them?

141. I never did anything.

142. Did I?

143. Probably.

144. Not to us, but we saw how you were terrorizing this primitive world.

145. The S-Force came here to put a stop to your evil reign of destruction.

146. Whoa.

147. Can I get a tape of this?

148. Wait.

149. I'm the bad guy?

150. Well, duh.

151. I can see how this looks.

152. But you must understand.

153. Coop is... Hold on.

154. I'm a good guy.

155. It's just that things seem to get out of hand sometimes.

156. Don't be so modest.

157. Oh no!

158. Ender!

159. Our most hated enemy and threat to galactic peace.

160. I should have guessed that you would join him.

161. Does your evil know no bounds?

162. I don't even know him!

163. And I told you, I ain't evil!

164. I'm the good guy!

165. I'm the good guy!

166. Whoopsy!

167. Well, if they had any doubts before...

168. Well done, partner.

169. Excellent work.

170. You did what I could never do.

171. A fine, fine deity.

172. The tiresome S-Force is finally defeated and out of my way.

173. And I have a new ally against the forces of good.

174. Now, we shall rule this universe together.

175. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

176. Slow it down, Chief.

177. Who the Zorp are you?

178. I am Ender.

179. I end things.

180. People.

181. Planets.

182. Galaxies.

183. Right.

184. And what are you talking about?

185. The final stumbling block in my bid for domination

186. of the universe has always been the S-Force.

187. Those guys?

188. But now, I am free to conquer and destroy.

189. Or destroy and conquer.

190. Or just destroy.

191. And for this, I thank you.

192. Oh, we knew you had to be in league with Ender.

193. The only league I'm in is the Jersey City Bowling League.

194. And we ain't no threat to the universe.

195. Or even to the other bowlers.

196. Although the shirts are nice.

197. Think of it.

198. Together, we will be unstoppable.

199. The very foundation of time and space will tremble at our approach.

200. It kinda already does.

201. You're not helping.

202. Uh-uh.

203. No way, buddy.

204. I'm a good guy.

205. It's who I am and what I do.

206. So, I see.

207. You can drop the act now.

208. I need someone as obviously evil as you in order

209. to crush this pathetic galaxy and countless others.

210. Sorry, pal.

211. Not interested.

212. A pity.

213. It would have been glorious.

214. Well, if you won't join me in Universal Conquest,

215. then join the S-Force in complete destruction.

216. Great.

217. All this talking was giving me a headache anyway.

218. I'll prove...

219. As I was saying, I'll prove I'm the good guy.

220. Even if I have to smash this entire city and beat you to a mushy pulp!

221. This guy's a little tougher than I thought.

222. Main systems offline.

223. We're down to 10% power.

224. We could always join his side.

225. You think you're bad?

226. You ain't...

227. You think I'll begin my swath of Universal Destruction right here.

228. With this little planet.

229. We have to stop him.

230. This ain't over yet.

231. He's headed for Union City.

232. Let him have it.

233. Coop, what are you doing?

234. I got a plan.

235. We're in trouble.

236. Hey, uh, Zorp guys.

237. What do you think of this?

238. This is your plan?

239. What?

240. We'll fight into ourselves, foul tyrant.

241. We'll never join the likes of you.

242. This is the most offensive attempt at military strategy I've ever seen.

243. I don't understand.

244. Put me down, fiend.

245. We're powering up.

246. I think your insane plan might actually work.

247. Uh, it ain't over yet.

248. What?

249. Uh, it ain't over yet.

250. Whoa, oh, oh, oh.

251. Jax, I'll help.

252. Whoa?

253. Whoa!

254. My sword!

255. My beautiful sword!

256. Hold on, team.

257. I'll defeat the Mad-Earth-Rate.

258. Yeah!

259. Sorry about that.

260. Forgot to compensate for the extra weight.

261. Here we go.

262. All right, punk.

263. Put down that blimp.

264. Or put it back up.

265. Or whatever.

266. Look at what you've done to the Zords.

267. Insult to injury.

268. That's just mean.

269. I knew you were bad.

270. Listen, chump.

271. I was just doing my own thing when some robot-riding circus freaks jumped me.

272. And then you had to show up and start bashing my town.

273. And for some reason, everyone keeps calling me the bad guy.

274. I may not be the best guy, but I sure ain't no bad guy.

275. Yo, S-Force, you ready?

276. No!

277. No!

278. My robot!

279. My robot!

280. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

281. What's this Omnicron-13 thingy?

282. No!

283. You destabilized the wave pattern!

284. Who knows what will happen!

285. Don't activate it!

286. Ha!

287. You missed.

288. Oh, no.

289. That's our ultimate weapon.

290. Uh, not too impressive for a ultimate weapon.

291. It's over.

292. I will now smear your remains all over.

293. Coop, you've just opened a matter-anti-matter rift.

294. Uh, is that bad?

295. You've doomed us all!

296. Not only this world, but this entire universe!

297. I knew you were evil, but I had no idea.

298. So, uh, how do you stop this rift thing?

299. You don't.

300. It just keeps eating until it consumes everything.

301. Eating, huh?

302. I know a thing or two about eating.

303. Especially overeating.

304. The trick is pacing.

305. You don't do that, you ain't gonna last too long.

306. Amazing tactic.

307. One rift ate the other.

308. And they cancelled each other out.

309. You've defeated Ender and saved the universe.

310. You really are a good guy.

311. Now who's up for some ice cream?

312. I wonder what Duchess is up to.

313. You know what?

314. Those S-Force guys weren't so bad.

315. For a team of goody-goody alien dorks.

316. Well, I guess you really are a good guy after all.

317. You did manage to save the universe.

318. Again.

319. Thank you very much.

320. And I gave S-Force a few pointers before they left.

321. Oh, no.

322. Let's see who can eat the most space burgers?

323. Nice.

324. Coop was right.

325. These video games rock the house.

326. Hey!

327. Check me out, yo.

328. Rock on!

329. Leg.

330. You can say that again.

331. The best peacekeeping force of the universe.

332. Ruined.