Megas XLR 1x7

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After buying a game cartridge from a garage sale, Coop accidentally releases dangerous prisoners from an inter-dimensional prison.

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1. The planet killer.

2. You have wreaked havoc throughout the quadrant, terrorized multiple lifeforms,

3. decimated planets.

4. Yet you have shown no remorse.

5. My only remorse is that I can't destroy your planets again.

6. Order!

7. Order!

8. Yes, cower in fear.

9. Your screams are music to me.

10. I hereby sentence you to eternity, imprisoned with the lowest scum of the universe.

11. Imbeciles, no prison can hold me.

12. This one can't.

13. What?

14. You fool!

15. I shall avenge myself on you!

16. All of you!

17. Looks like you won't be killing any planets for a long, long time.

18. Oh, cool!

19. I never played this one.

20. Show me what you got.

21. Living here in Jersey, fighting villains from afar.

22. You gotta find first gear in your giant robot car.

23. You dig giant robots.

24. I dig giant robots.

25. We dig giant robots.

26. We dig giant robots.

27. Just dig giant robots.

28. Nice.

29. That?

30. Waste of time.

31. Doesn't fit into any game console.

32. Doesn't fit, huh?

33. I got away with these things.

34. If I can't get a video game to work, there's no way you can.

35. I think I know a little more about video games

36. than you and just about anybody on this planet.

37. Or any planet.

38. Do not.

39. Do too.

40. I've played video games you've never even heard of.

41. Skeleton Racer.

42. Ha!

43. High score champ.

44. Phlegm Factory 5.

45. Imported Domestic Edition.

46. Demolition Derby Dunces.

47. Played it this morning.

48. Love those lerps.

49. 7.

50. Those cheesy little orange elves from that preschool show?

51. Uh, no.

52. Ha!

53. In your face, I win!

54. Ha-ha!

55. Oh, yeah.

56. You win.

57. Don't listen to him, my precious.

58. Check this out.

59. Hey, Kiva.

60. Looking for some new threads?

61. Cause I could help you out.

62. You?

63. Help me?

64. Yeah.

65. This.

66. Nice, huh?

67. Or this.

68. This is what people wear in your time?

69. Just the really, really cool people.

70. Just a buck for the only video game I never play.

71. Rock on!

72. Yeah, and only three bucks to make Kiva look like an idiot.

73. Perhaps I should wear some less conspicuous clothing.

74. I understand I can purchase more clothes at something called the mall?

75. The mall?

76. I hate the mall.

77. Dude, why didn't you bring Magus?

78. We could have had some fun.

79. No way, man!

80. I got me a game to play.

81. And you volunteered for Kiva Duty.

82. Kiva Duty?

83. What's that?

84. Nothing.

85. You guys have fun shopping for chick stuff.

86. I'll be enjoying my new video game.

87. See ya!

88. Hey, look!

89. That's all right.

90. It is attractive, but no good to me in a firefight.

91. Yeah, that's funny.

92. And this khaki stuff is comfortable, but...

93. Will it offer the protection of Tritanium Refractive Armor?

94. Sure it will.

95. I don't think you understand.

96. Look.

97. You gonna buy this stuff or what?

98. Excuse me?

99. Thanks for your help, Jamie.

100. Hey, at least I didn't get us kicked out of the mall.

101. This time.

102. Let's get back.

103. Coop, come in.

104. Coop, do you read me?

105. Coop!

106. Guess we have to walk back.

107. Ooh!

108. A fighting game!

109. Sweet!

110. Let's see.

111. I choose... Who's the scariest, most dangerous guy?

112. You will rule the day you met.

113. Protect the planet killer!

114. Ooh.

115. Rue the day.

116. Who talks like that?

117. I'm gonna beat you down just for talking all weird.

118. Fancy pants!

119. This game's lame.

120. Could've bought some jerky instead.

121. Firm, solid ground beneath me once more.

122. Think I'll destroy it.

123. They think their interdimensional prison can deplete my power?

124. Not for long.

125. Hey, pal.

126. I was gonna fix that.

127. This is my town, you reckon?

128. What was that?

129. Whatever it is, I'm sure it's Coop's fault.

130. What is this?

131. Some alien life form come to beg for its puny life?

132. Amusing.

133. Coop, you there?

134. Something's going on.

135. It could be the Glorft again.

136. Uh... The good news is... It's not the Glorft.

137. Now where did that come from?

138. I should thank you for releasing me.

139. Of course.

140. Don't mention it!

141. Instead, I shall destroy you.

142. Running away like a girl.

143. What is all this stuff?

144. Hey, the guy's dedicated to his games.

145. Coop, your precious game cartridge is actually some kind

146. of prison containment unit for intergalactic criminals.

147. And you let one out!

148. I kind of figured that much.

149. I have to devise a way to return him to the cartridge.

150. Yeah... Well, just don't go messing up my games.

151. Okay?

152. Then again, if you really want to, you can figure out how to put him back.

153. I have waited long for a worthy adversary.

154. Such a shame you'll be vaporized.

155. Geez.

156. Why didn't you fight like that when you were in the game?

157. Almost ready here.

158. No prob.

159. I got this guy on the ropes now.

160. I got this guy on the ropes now.

161. How you like that?

162. Okay, I reversed the magnetic polarity gate on the cartridge.

163. We should be able to retrap this Gurkhek.

164. Hey!

165. Did you find anything at the mall?

166. Dude, you missed it!

167. We got kicked out by security.

168. It rocked!

169. I can't leave you guys alone for one second, can I?

170. So, how'd you fire that cool-looking laser?

171. Was it this button?

172. This?

173. This thing.

174. Get off the controls!

175. You don't know what you're doing!

176. Well, neither do you.

177. Okay, ready.

178. Guys!

179. Guys!

180. You've released the other prisoners trapped in the cartridge!

181. Nice going.

182. Make it stop!

183. Make it stop!

184. Whoa!

185. Coop, you destroyed the cartridge.

186. Where do you expect them to go now?

187. I don't know.

188. Philly?

189. One planet killer just wasn't enough for you, was it?

190. Forget about that guy.

191. I cleaned his clock just like I'll whoop these chumps!

192. Coop!

193. Do something already!

194. Am I gonna have to separate you two?

195. Guess not!

196. Not quite Tritanium Refracting Armor, but it got the job done.

197. Told ya.

198. Not quite Tritanium Refracting Armor, but it got the job done.

199. Told ya.

200. This guy's tough!

201. Nice shot.

202. It's all in the technique.

203. Now what are we gonna do with them?

204. This guy's not the guy's not the guy's not the guy.

205. Well, if somebody hadn't destroyed the containment cartridge... Cartridge?

206. I don't need no cartridge.

207. I got a better plan.

208. That was your plan?

209. You see anybody complaining?

210. So, uh, what about that planet-killer guy?

211. What are you so nervous about?

212. You're not a planet.

213. Alright, if it'll make you feel better, I'll go back and throw him in the ocean, too.

214. I don't think that's an option.

215. No!

216. Remember me?

217. I remember I whooped your jacked-up alien butt.

218. A temporary setback.

219. But thanks to your laser feast, I feel good enough to kill a thousand planets.

220. Guess where I'm going to start?

221. Uh, I don't know... Your mom's house?

222. You think you're the only dude who's got moves?

223. Coop, be careful!

224. Trust me!

225. Okay.

226. Different tactic.

227. Ah, pointless resistance.

228. This takes me back.

229. Ah, double deuce!

230. The Magno Flex!

231. Ha!

232. Now you'll see why they call me Gurkak the planet-killer!

233. Actually, you'll be too dead to see anything.

234. But you get the idea.

235. He's generating a fusion reaction!

236. That sounds bad.

237. Generally, yes.

238. We can't just let him waste the Earth!

239. He's approaching critical mass.

240. We don't have any way to cool him down and stop the explosion.

241. First, he smashes my car, which I was going to fix, by the way.

242. Then he breaks my video game!

243. Coop, you broke that.

244. I'm on a roll here, man!

245. And now he wants to break my planet!

246. Well, I got news for you, buddy.

247. This town ain't big enough for the both of...

248. Us?

249. What's this?

250. Where'd that come from?

251. That cool enough for you?

252. Who's ruined the day now, huh?

253. No prison can hold me!

254. I have come back before!

255. Dude, you're embarrassing yourself.

256. So what are we gonna do with him?

257. There's plenty more sea in the sea.

258. He's too dangerous for that.

259. Too bad we don't have some sort of containment unit or cartridge for him.

260. Hey!

261. You're right, dude!

262. This is way better!

263. Watch this.

264. I love you!

265. I'll give you something to Lerp!

266. Sweet!

267. I love you!

268. I demand you return me to my maximum security interdimensional prison!

269. This is... this is... This is...

270. Oh!

271. Oh!

272. Oh!

273. Oh, my sides hurt!

274. Oh!

275. Now this is a game worth playing!

276. As long as Gurkhek is trapped for good, I don't care.

277. So, Jamie, when are we going shopping again?

278. Good day, huh?

279. I saved the world and invented a new video game!

280. Saved the world, flooded Jersey City.

281. Not bad.

282. And you know, it kinda looks better this way anyhow!

283. And we'll be back out!