Megas XLR 1x5

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Coop, Jaime and Kiva discover an ancient Ringworld filled with energy-loving worms.

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1. How is the weapon coming?

2. We should be ready shortly.

3. Here is a report of the progress.

4. I don't need reports.

5. I need results!

6. I need the ultimate planet destroyer operational!

7. No!

8. Sure, but won't the UPD destroy the prototype as well as the Earth?

9. Your penchant for stating the obvious is getting old, Commander.

10. Of course it will!

11. I'll destroy them all!

12. If I can't have the prototype, no one can!

13. Especially not some fat, primitive, monkey-minded proto-Earther!

14. Okay, got the food, got the candy, got the tape cued up.

15. Almost time for Millennium Mash, the wrestling event of the century.

16. Well, I guess I should see what all this fuss over professional wrestling is about.

17. Great, have a pork rind.

18. Trust me, you're gonna love this!

19. Coolest thing you've ever seen!

20. Somehow, I doubt that.

21. At least I may get some insight into the logic behind your fighting technique.

22. Logic?

23. Huh.

24. Technique?

25. Huh.

26. No.

27. No!

28. No!

29. Looks like the cable's out.

30. Hmm.

31. I bet the problem is that the dish ain't got enough power.

32. I'll just juice it a little.

33. You sure about this, Coop?

34. I mean, you're messing with a TV.

35. Hey, trust me!

36. It's just a tiny jump start.

37. What could it hurt?

38. Yes!

39. That's all you got.

40. Not bad, not bad.

41. Not bad?

42. Give it up, I win.

43. The comfy chair is mine.

44. Can't you guys just share it?

45. Ain't no reason to share, cause I'm gonna end this right now.

46. Eh?

47. Whoa, Coop, that'll make your stomach explode.

48. Yeah, right.

49. You just don't wanna lose.

50. You're messing with the big boys now.

51. No, seriously.

52. I know someone who knew someone whose cousin did it.

53. Don't you guys even wanna see if the TV works?

54. I don't believe this.

55. Why now?

56. Why?

57. The show is starting!

58. Well, we should be training you to be a better

59. pilot anyway, and not watching some stupid sport.

60. But this is how I train.

61. How do you think I got so good?

62. TV!

63. Still ain't workin', man.

64. Coop, forget it.

65. It's just television.

66. The world can do without it.

67. It's just television.

68. The world can do without it.

69. No.

70. I won't let that happen.

71. I tried everything I could think of.

72. Nothing's working.

73. Huh.

74. Satellite must be down or something.

75. Satellite?

76. It's gotta be the satellite.

77. I don't know why I didn't think of this before.

78. What exactly are you planning on doing to it when we get there?

79. Juice it.

80. What else?

81. Juice it?

82. Like you juiced the dish?

83. Uh, Coop, you might have to come up with a better plan.

84. What the heck are those?

85. I'm not sure.

86. According to these readings, those things are

87. absorbing the TV and radio waves from the satellites.

88. You mean they're eating the signal?

89. Like eating TV shows?

90. For lack of a better term, yes.

91. That's the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my life.

92. This desecration stops now!

93. Where are they coming from?

94. There's something behind the moon.

95. Coop, don't do anything rash until we know what we're dealing with here.

96. How's this for rash?

97. Hmm, that wasn't so tough.

98. Yeah, we usually destroy a whole city before the bad guy goes packing.

99. I think we may have a bigger problem.

100. Well, there's something you don't see every day.

101. That thing is definitely absorbing the satellite signals.

102. It's overflowing with TV waves.

103. I wonder where it came from.

104. Must have been some kind of... space warp.

105. Or electrical storm.

106. Or something.

107. Yeah, I'm sure that blast of television waves you caused

108. had nothing to do with this thing coming to Earth.

109. Well, I've beaten guys bigger than this before.

110. No you haven't!

111. The thing's a flippin' planet!

112. No problem!

113. I'll just take care of it Jersey City style.

114. Might need another plan.

115. We could go home, ignore it, and hope it goes away.

116. I'll see if I can find some kind of weak spot.

117. I don't need a weak spot.

118. I don't

119. need a weak spot.

120. Yeah!

121. Aaaaah!

122. Hmm.

123. That was great.

124. Now how about trying something that works?

125. I don't see you doing anything.

126. Hey, what about my suggestion to go home and ignore it?

127. Too late!

128. Whoa!

129. This isn't working.

130. I'm, uh... open to ideas.

131. I can't get free!

132. Coop, fire out thrusters!

133. We're stalling!

134. He's pulling us in!

135. Hold on!

136. So this is how it all ends.

137. I always thought I'd go down fighting a bunch of cyborg ninjas, or...

138. something cooler than this.

139. Aaaaah!

140. Coop,

141. that acid will dissolve us in seconds.

142. Fire the jets!

143. Jets!

144. Jets!

145. Jets!

146. Where'd I put the jets?

147. Aaaaah!

148. Sorry about that.

149. Well, as long as we stay away from that acid, we should be okay.

150. What do we do now?

151. We need to come up with a plan to stop this thing before we do anything else.

152. So we just sit here?

153. Suits me.

154. Man, I gotta seriously rethink my layout design.

155. Heads up, giant boogers!

156. They don't look too bad.

157. Whoa, scratch that!

158. They're eating my robot!

159. Where are you going?

160. Gotta get out of here somehow.

161. Glad that's over.

162. What's that?

163. I'm getting some signals from our satellites.

164. I guess they're still broadcasting.

165. My cable satellite?

166. Where?

167. The signals are coming from that direction.

168. I'm happy you found the satellite and all, but we're still

169. stuck in a planet-sized monster with killer boogers in it!

170. Could this get any worse?

171. Yes.

172. If I'm right, this thing is going to feed on the

173. biggest source of TV and radio waves there is.

174. Earth.

175. Well, if the only way I'm going to find out who becomes this summer's master of

176. the Millennium Mash is by getting rid of this chump, so be it.

177. And we could try to save the Earth while we're at it.

178. Oh, yeah.

179. That too.

180. Look at this place.

181. This thing has probably been wandering through space

182. devouring anything that gave off any sort of radio wave.

183. We've got to find a way out.

184. Don't do it!

185. Thousands of people back home are depending

186. on me so they can see the Millennium Mash.

187. Coop, that thing could crush us!

188. Nah, I just got to time it right.

189. Are you sure about this?

190. This is just like level 12 of Cavern Crashers.

191. Coop aced that level in two minutes.

192. A national record.

193. World record.

194. Thank you very much.

195. Sorry, dude.

196. We just can't let anything distract him.

197. It's the Booger Things!

198. This might be close.

199. Okay, maybe that wasn't like level 12.

200. Man, this place just gets nastier and nastier.

201. I wonder where we are now.

202. This thing eats almost as much as you do, Coop.

203. Almost.

204. No.

205. Nope.

206. Look at that.

207. Heck no!

208. Over there.

209. Yeah!

210. So, what do we do now?

211. We get the heck out of here.

212. How?

213. Old school.

214. Kiva, which way's out?

215. Well, I guess we could follow the debris to the mouth.

216. Great.

217. You sure you know what you're doing, Coop?

218. Hey, I got us this far, didn't I?

219. These guys again?

220. Well, that takes care of that.

221. Coop, that thing is still on a direct course for Earth.

222. We've only got minutes before it comes within range of destroying the planet.

223. No.

224. I'm sick of this thing.

225. It's trying to eat my planet, it messed up my paint job with acid bugs, everything!

226. And, it made me miss my show!

227. I'm taking this TV-eating sucker to the mat.

228. Uh, I got nothing.

229. Any ideas?

230. How the heck do you stop a planet-sized space beast that eats television waves?

231. Hmm.

232. Too bad we can't force it to overeat.

233. That always does me in.

234. No, it doesn't.

235. Well, yeah, but you know, like regular people get sick if they eat too much.

236. That's it!

237. What's it?

238. It eats television and radio waves.

239. We'll overload it!

240. How are we gonna do that?

241. I'll just reconfigure Megas' electromagnetic pulse torpedo.

242. The shock from the pulse should overload it and destroy it.

243. Nice!

244. Okay, that should do it.

245. Fire the EMP torpedo!

246. That's the EMP torpedo?

247. Why?

248. Oh, nothing.

249. Coop?

250. It's, uh, growing!

251. What did you do?

252. How was I supposed to know what an EMP torpedo was?

253. It never did anything before.

254. So I, you know, tweaked it a little.

255. You tweaked it?

256. Into what?

257. A refrigerator?

258. Man, I had good stuff in there too.

259. Cupcakes, jerky, cheesesteaks, soda, rock pops, ham wrapped in pizza.

260. What?

261. You just launched rock pops and soda into

262. the stomach of a planet-sized space monster?

263. Come on, that's just an urban legend.

264. Right?

265. This is gonna be so cool.

266. Coop!

267. Coop!

268. Get us out of here, now!

269. I'm on it!

270. Wait!

271. I wanna see this.

272. We're not gonna make it!

273. No!

274. Sir, the planet destroyer is online.

275. Drop out of null space and prepare to attack!

276. What was that?

277. Sir, all systems malfunctioning.

278. And the ultimate planet destroyer has been, um, destroyed.

279. I lead the most feared armada in the universe.

280. And one pathetic monkey man continues to thwart me!

281. How?

282. How does he do it?

283. Huh?

284. I don't get it.

285. I've done all I can.

286. I check the connections.

287. I juice the dish.

288. I put the satellite back into orbit.

289. Why doesn't the cable work?

290. Coop!

291. Coop!

292. Sweetie!

293. Yeah, Mom!

294. I'm in the basement!

295. Did you pay the cable bill like I asked?

296. I, uh... I'll be right back.

297. Just gotta go pay the bill.

298. Unbelievable.

299. You sure you wanna go out in this, Coop?

300. It's still coming down pretty hard out there.

301. Butter up some popcorn and break out the jerky sticks.

302. I'll be back in a sec.

303. Hey!

304. Pick up some more rock pops while you're at it.