Megas XLR 1x2

Directed by

Bruce Campbell as Magnaminous (voice)

A floating alien head invites Coop to participate in a tournament; Coop is asked to take a dive during one of his fights for a windfall.

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1. There's the bell, and the fight is on.

2. And Brutalizer unleashes a fury of hits with the spike of death.

3. But Jawbreaker comes back with the hammer of destruction.

4. Oh, my.

5. It's a blitzkrieg of mechanical mayhem.

6. Metal monsters bent on destruction.

7. It's relentless.

8. This may be the most brutal display of power ever.

9. Brutal display of power?

10. Brutal.

11. Brutal.

12. Brutal.

13. Brutal.

14. Brutal.

15. Brutal.

16. Brutal.

17. Hmm, interesting.

18. I just might be able to use this human fool.

19. Living here in Jersey, fighting villains from afar.

20. You gotta find first gear in your giant robot car.

21. You did giant robots.

22. I did giant robots.

23. We did giant robots.

24. Yes, did giant robots.

25. Nice.

26. Hey, Red, what are you doing back there anyway?

27. I know we need to team up to save the world and everything,

28. but you never said anything about messing with my ride.

29. Well, seeing as how you modified the time flux so it doesn't work anymore,

30. I have to try fixing it if we're to have any chance of

31. getting to the future and beating the Glorft once and for all.

32. But I need parts, and I doubt I'll find them around here.

33. Space Amazons rock.

34. Hey, we should find a planet of Amazon space chicks.

35. Kiva, you probably know where one is.

36. I'm from the future, not some comic book, you primitive ape.

37. Check it out.

38. Now tell me you had this thing running better than I do.

39. I had it running like a state-of-the-art heavy attack battle unit.

40. Hey, uh, guys, what do you call a big head with tiny arms and legs?

41. Nanimous.

42. Magnanimous.

43. But you probably knew that already.

44. I am kind of famous.

45. Allow me to explain.

46. I own and run the GCCF.

47. The Galactic Combat Championship Federation?

48. His head is a body with tiny arms and legs.

49. Earthers.

50. Thicker than the Tribasian Nebula.

51. Anyway, Earth was ineligible for competition.

52. Just tiny little legs.

53. But that can all change with this amazing machine of yours.

54. I want you to fight for me, kid.

55. Magus is not some toy to be used in games.

56. It's a highly advanced, yet somewhat mangled, tactical weapon.

57. And we need it to liberate the future.

58. What do we compete for?

59. Oh, nothing.

60. Just the Galactic Championship belt.

61. Ooh.

62. That even matches Magus' paint job.

63. Coop, what if the Glorift attack Earth while we're gone?

64. Or what if Magus gets destroyed?

65. So... interested?

66. Yeah, we're interested.

67. Jamie, I think Coop can make the decision on his own.

68. No, he can't.

69. Yes, he can.

70. Coop, what do you think?

71. Not quite what I had in mind, but at least we'll get to put Magus through its paces.

72. Welcome, Earther.

73. I'm glad to see you accepted my most generous offer.

74. This place is amazing.

75. Yeah, yeah, whatever.

76. Enough gawking.

77. Coop, get in there and get that belt.

78. I'm gonna check on the odds.

79. Good idea.

80. The farther you are from us and Magus, the better.

81. Oh, I'm sorry.

82. Only the combatant is allowed in the arena.

83. Well, what am I supposed to do?

84. Hey, you could be the round card girl.

85. Or not.

86. I overheard you needed some parts.

87. Maybe I can give you a deal on something in the junkyard.

88. I'll have someone show you the way.

89. Right.

90. Well, since it looks like I have no choice, I might as well do something productive.

91. Coop, be careful.

92. I'll be on comm link if you need me.

93. And try not to break my robot.

94. I'll be fine, it's me.

95. Hey!

96. What do you mean, your robot?

97. Here's the junkyard.

98. Junkyard?

99. Looks more like a graveyard.

100. All systems are ready.

101. Interactive virtual landscape is online.

102. Capacity crowd?

103. Billions of credits at stake.

104. Let's see this subspecies put my money where his fat pie hole is.

105. Ladies and gentlemen.

106. Welcome to the Galactic Combat Championship Federation Bash Fest.

107. In the blue corner, making his GCCF debut.

108. Weighing in at 47 protos of solid destruction.

109. The Eradicator from Earth.

110. The Blaster from the Blue Planet.

111. The Terror from Terra.

112. Hmm... Magus!

113. And in the red corner, The Cancer from the Crab Nebula.

114. The Breaker of Black Holes.

115. The Red Dwarf of Devastation.

116. Super Nova!

117. Yeah!

118. Okay boys, I want a nice clean fight.

119. And by clean, I mean I want to see total chaos and destruction.

120. Are you ready for the robot rocket?

121. Woohoo!

122. Yeah!

123. You going down!

124. Bring it on!

125. Cool.

126. This looks like that foo-foo restaurant in the mall.

127. Oh!

128. Super Nova sends Magus into last millennium with the first punch.

129. This fight could be over already.

130. Ooh!

131. I can feel the heat from here.

132. You smell that?

133. Someone's cooking Magus on the grill.

134. Can I get some Critian steaks over here?

135. Ha ha!

136. I like mine well done!

137. See what you get for hiring a human?

138. Ah!

139. Ha ha!

140. Next!

141. And against all odds, the first Earther to fight in the

142. GCCF wins his debut bout and sets a new time record!

143. Yeah!

144. Let it rise.

145. How you doing?

146. I can't believe it.

147. Maybe I can actually fix the time flux with these.

148. This area is off limits.

149. Please show your security pass.

150. Oh, I just... The floating head guy said that...

151. The intruder has seen too much.

152. Too much what?

153. Look, I'm just picking up some spare parts.

154. Do we really need to do this?

155. Okay, but you asked for it.

156. To the next level, we did get a feature.

157. Ah!

158. Ah, no.

159. Ah!

160. Oh!

161. Oh!

162. Das!

163. Ah!

164. Ah!

165. Ah!

166. Coop, you there?

167. Did you see that last round?

168. I hope I can get a tape from my mom.

169. Listen, we're in trouble.

170. Magnanimous is up to something.

171. Looks like I was right about you, Earther.

172. You're gonna make me rich.

173. Well, me and some sucker who actually bet on you in the first round.

174. Ooh, you think I can get a pit stop?

175. I'm getting kinda hungry and Magus needs a few repairs.

176. You'll be done soon.

177. With your odds up, I'm gonna make a killing when you lose.

178. Lose?

179. What are you talking about, lose?

180. Let me put it in a way your flatline brainwaves can comprehend.

181. You're gonna lose the next fight.

182. On purpose?

183. Heck no!

184. I insist.

185. And when I insist, you do.

186. Oh, yeah?

187. Well, I, uh, insist, too.

188. I ain't quittin' Magneta... Miggi... Megimis...

189. Whatever your name is, that belt is mine!

190. Coop, I'm gonna plug into the system and see what he's got planned.

191. Okay.

192. I'm still hungry, though.

193. Oh, yeah.

194. Me and Coop go way back.

195. That's out of everything he knows about, well, pretty much everything.

196. Kind of looks up to me.

197. Okay, let's do this!

198. That earth boy's not going down.

199. He dares defy me?

200. I want him leaving the arena in pieces!

201. Lots of pieces!

202. What the... Hey, that's cheating!

203. Coop, it looks like Magnanimous is using some kind of trap.

204. Yeah, I got that much.

205. I'm trying to override.

206. Coop, what are you doing?

207. I bet everything!

208. I got digits from Green Skin Girls!

209. Green Skin Girls!

210. I got it!

211. I'm in!

212. Oh, the tide, she is a-turning.

213. Let me introduce you to...

214. The Double Deuce!

215. Yeah!

216. The Double Deuce!

217. What else you got, cheater?

218. What's going on?

219. Someone's tampering with the system.

220. What the...

221. I'll be broke in ten minutes!

222. I am going to bust some heads!

223. High Rollers.

224. Where the heck is the High Rollers Lounge?

225. Hm?

226. What are you doing here?

227. What are you doing here?

228. Well, I'm on my way to the... Great.

229. Now get out of here before someone sees you!

230. Hey, Mag.

231. Pretty nice haul, huh?

232. Ah!

233. Now, just put the fist down, sweetheart.

234. We both know there's no way you can fight all of us and protect the sub-form here.

235. Sub-form?

236. Go get him, Kiva!

237. I got your back!

238. Thanks for getting my back!

239. I wasn't doing anything!

240. Hey, I don't even know her!

241. Coop, are you there?

242. Coop, come in!

243. Kiva, did you see a food court anywhere back there?

244. I'm starving!

245. Ah!

246. I gotta admit, I figured you'd have been atomized a long time ago.

247. Hey, when does someone else fight?

248. I've gotta make some major repairs.

249. Even the pros get a break now and then.

250. Unless it's an endurance match.

251. I saw this pretty cool paper... You are fighting next.

252. And this time, you are going to lose.

253. Not on purpose!

254. Already told ya!

255. I figured you might feel that way.

256. So just to make things interesting, I prepared a little surprise for you.

257. Now, either you throw the fight, or the redhead and

258. the little girl get a taste of the quantum singularity.

259. Mr. Koplowski!

260. Pay attention!

261. One day you'll need to know what a quantum singularity is, and then you'll be sorry!

262. Yeah, right.

263. Is that bad?

264. A quantum singularity?

265. It's like a black hole, but portable and with a cooler name.

266. Yeah, I guess that's bad.

267. It is.

268. So my advice to you, take those oversized arms and underdeveloped brain of yours.

269. Start losing, and start making me some money.

270. Coop, don't do it!

271. I've got a lot riding on this!

272. You can't lose!

273. Hey, Jamie!

274. Uh, Coop?

275. You have to lose!

276. You have to!

277. Please?

278. You've got to throw the fight!

279. I can't make it any easier for you.

280. Got it!

281. Coming through!

282. Try to grab under that tower!

283. Isn't there a better way to do this?

284. No!

285. It wasn't my fault!

286. That does it!

287. I can't hold on!

288. I'm not as strong as I look!

289. Jamie!

290. If you drop me, you'll never find the planet of the Space Amazons!

291. Can't do it!

292. Send in the combat drones!

293. Destroy them!

294. Just like basic training.

295. This could get a little rough.

296. Wait!

297. Hey!

298. You guys got away!

299. What happened?

300. Well, Kiva got us caught, and then I managed to break us out of the cage and...

301. How about you let us in and we talk about it later?

302. Coop, you should have seen it.

303. I was winning big.

304. And you gotta see how many numbers I got from these alien chicks.

305. Oh, yeah?

306. Well, you should have seen the royal crowning I've been giving these galactic champs.

307. Eh, I've had tougher times rewiring lawn mowers.

308. Guys!

309. Excuse me a sec.

310. How do you like me now?

311. Huh?

312. This is so fake.

313. Send in everyone.

314. Which one?

315. Everyone!

316. Flash sugar!

317. Huh?

318. Ooh, steel cage match.

319. Now we're talking.

320. Okay, Earther, let's see what you got left in that pathetic excuse for a robot.

321. Pathetic?

322. Oh, man.

323. He shouldn't have said that.

324. Okay, you big-headed, tater-tot-looking freak.

325. You trick me, you stack the odds against me, you

326. threaten my friends, and you insult my robot.

327. Now, I'm mad.

328. Yeah!

329. Guess that settles that.

330. I'll grab my belt, and we can be home just in

331. time for all-you-can-eat Thursdays at the Rib Hut.

332. Besides, I'm almost out of gas.

333. And I thought you were tough.

334. Not so tough against the... Sonic Abominator!

335. Groovy.

336. What was that?

337. Some kind of sonic bazooka.

338. It's frying the system!

339. So, he wants to fight with sound, huh?

340. Coop, you're not gonna... Sorry, Jamie.

341. He asked for this.

342. Oh, Coop, no one deserves that.

343. Not even Magnimus.

344. Manly Moose.

345. Whatever his name is.

346. Rerouting all power to...

347. The Jammer.

348. Where's he going?

349. I never installed anything called the Jammer.

350. Well, I gave my love a cherry that had no stones...

351. I gave my love a chicken that had no stones... That had no end.

352. I gave my love a win.

353. That had no end.

354. We better leave.

355. Now.

356. Hold on.

357. One more thing.

358. It hurts!

359. Oh, wait.

360. No, it doesn't.

361. I think we've seen the last of Magnanimous.

362. Don't you mean heard the last of Magnanimous?

363. What?

364. I think we've heard the last of everything.

365. What?

366. Nice!

367. Coop, set course and heading for the planet of the Space Amazons.

368. All I know is they better have a food court!

369. I'm hungry!