Megas XLR 1x13

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Coop accidentally teleports himself directly into the Karrajor, the Glorft Mothership, and now Kiva and Jamie have to figure out how to pilot Megas to save him. They do okay at first, but eventually crash into the Glorft mothership and get themselves - and Megas - captured. Fortunately, Gorrath foolishly lets Coop get the car, so Coop tears through the ship, intent on rescuing his friends and Megas. Now Coop must rescue everyone while finishing off the Glorft invasion once and for all, but how is he supposed to do that when the sheer amount of Glorft mech's overpowers even Megas and tears off several vital parts? Even worse, the Glorft have a new mech, the Karrajor in Mech mode, which is even larger than the UMD, which raises the question: how will Coop defeat this new threat with a critically damaged Megas?

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1. Brave champions of the Halcyon Worlds, your quest for the

2. throne of our galaxy-spanning empire is nearly complete.

3. You are all that remain.

4. Those not worthy have been eliminated.

5. But there is a final challenge that will decide which of you will be named Emperor.

6. Sir, we have conquered faraway planets, decimated entire nations, and slain some

7. of the most fearsome beasts among the stars.

8. Tell me, my liege, what next?

9. Name the task and it shall be done.

10. Enough!

11. For he who would claim the throne, one final glorious quest.

12. Spread word of my grandeur, and to each planet of the Imperium, carry our most

13. hallowed relic, the eternal symbol of our

14. people, the sacred undying flame of Azeroth.

15. Nice shortcut.

16. This doesn't look like the Greater New Jersey Monster Truck Massacre.

17. Coop, what did you press this time?

18. Well, I just kinda...

19. The flame of Azeroth.

20. Our most beloved treasure.

21. It has burned for thousands of years.

22. He must face judgment.

23. I have a new mission for those that would have my throne.

24. Whosoever brings me that mechanical abomination, that defiler, shall be Emperor!

25. Reconnected counle on camera.

26. W editions of ger陣 magии.

27. Living here in Jersey.

28. Fighting villains from afar.

29. You gotta find first gear in your giant robot car.

30. You dig giant robots.

31. I dig giant robots.

32. We dig giant robots.

33. Just dig giant robots.

34. Where are we now?

35. Well, it ain't Jersey.

36. Why didn't you tell me the trans-spatial drive was still functional?

37. I didn't know Megas had one.

38. Now we're definitely gonna be late for the monster truck finals.

39. And the triumphant return of the Carminator.

40. Yeah, Carminator rocks.

41. Just gotta find the right combo to get us back.

42. Well, before you start pressing any...

43. Buttons.

44. Coop, stop!

45. Ah!

46. Yes!

47. No!

48. Oh, man!

49. Carminator was just starting to eat the cars.

50. That's what makes him transform into a dinosaur and then he breathes fire and then.

51. Carminator will have to wait.

52. You burnt out the drive.

53. But I think we can fix it.

54. Coop, pull out the trans-warp interface.

55. Right.

56. What's a trans-warp interface?

57. The change holder?

58. So that little thing can take you anywhere?

59. It will as soon as we repair it.

60. Anywhere, huh?

61. I was just getting to the good part.

62. Resist and the next hit will not be a warning.

63. Dead or alive, you are coming with me.

64. A million light-years from Earth and you still managed to tick someone off.

65. Coop!

66. Whoa!

67. Watch the paint, buddy!

68. Can't we just run away?

69. I ain't running from no sucker-punching chump.

70. How about just this once?

71. Uh, how's that warp thing coming, Kiva?

72. It's not ready yet.

73. There is nothing to stop me from assuming my right first seat on the throne.

74. You should have thought of that before you left home.

75. It's probably a big throne.

76. Following their trans-spatial rift was a clever idea.

77. I appreciate you finding them for me.

78. Hey, thanks, buddy.

79. I don't know what was up with that guy back there.

80. Surrender, Defiler!

81. Or I'll tear your seconds out of the core!

82. Hey, who you calling Defiler?

83. What's Defiler mean?

84. You'll never have the throne!

85. Why are they attacking each other?

86. Maybe we should ask them.

87. Hold on!

88. This might get a little ugly.

89. Or a lot ugly.

90. Coop, we have a problem.

91. That's the understatement of the day.

92. Uh, don't worry.

93. I got it covered.

94. No, they have us covered.

95. Fire starboard thrusters to coordinates 9A, Sigma-6.

96. Fire who?

97. Where?

98. Go in there!

99. The electrical energy from that nebula might scramble their targeting systems.

100. Like that hasn't been done in every sci-fi movie ever made.

101. Let's hope these chumps don't got cable.

102. It's working.

103. They can't track us as long as we stay inside the nebula.

104. Let's hope they're smart enough to stay out there.

105. Guess not.

106. Here they come.

107. They can't tell who's who.

108. Maybe we can slip right past them.

109. And miss all the fun?

110. Fun?

111. Coop, we're in the middle of nowhere, flying blind,

112. and being hunted down by a pack of crazy robots.

113. Yeah.

114. It'll be just like that time at band camp when they brought in the pinata.

115. Oh, my liver.

116. That's what I'm afraid of.

117. Well, that wasn't so bad.

118. Now, which way's Jersey?

119. I might consider letting you go unharmed once I claim the throne.

120. If you come quietly, of course.

121. Hey, pal.

122. I don't do nothing quietly.

123. No deal.

124. So be it.

125. That the best you can do?

126. Uh, Coop?

127. Oh, boy.

128. All systems are shutting down.

129. What'd you shoot me with, Chomp?

130. An old distortion generator that ends this little farce.

131. So about that deal you mentioned.

132. I shall be Emperor.

133. And no one will stop me.

134. Not even you, Gaivin.

135. That prize is mine, Zanzel.

136. I captured him.

137. Fool.

138. The throne goes to the one who returns with him.

139. Jeez, talk about a grudge match.

140. Ooh.

141. This is almost as good as when Carminator was up against Truxilla.

142. I will be Emperor.

143. Ah,

144. petition is over.

145. I will be Emperor.

146. And I will be sick.

147. Of all who were sent on this final task, you alone have succeeded.

148. You have brought the Defiler to face the Metal Maiden.

149. Metal Maiden?

150. That doesn't sound too bad.

151. You shall be proclaimed Emperor of the Halcyon Worlds.

152. Metal niego Okay, Red.

153. How do we get that thing off Megas?

154. There's no way to shut it down without it exploding and taking us with it!

155. This code is uncrackable.

156. Oh, yeah?

157. Oh, no.

158. Coop, this requires a delicate touch.

159. Uncrackable, huh?

160. How's that for a delicate touch?

161. There we go!

162. As Emperor of the Halcyon Worlds, my first act will be to destroy the

163. defiler of the sacred, unborn flame of Azeroth.

164. Prepare for judgment.

165. The Metal Maiden shall avenge us!

166. The Metal Maiden's a sword?

167. The Metal Maiden's a sword?

168. Finished!

169. Let's get out of here.

170. Hey, you guys have been great and all, but I got some car crushing to see.

171. Coop, you still have to... We're out of here!

172. Connect it to Magus.

173. Is that what it's supposed to do?

174. I didn't hook it up to the system yet.

175. You just sent it on an endless warp cycle through space.

176. We'll never find it.

177. Oh.

178. Right.

179. Well... Where am I gonna put my change now?

180. Whoa!

181. No!

182. You will pay for your crimes against the sacred flame and my subjects.

183. Listen here, you walkin' water heater.

184. You guys attacked me.

185. No, that was you.

186. You screwed up my warp drive.

187. You did that too.

188. And you made me miss the monster truck comeback of the century!

189. Again.

190. All you.

191. You mind?

192. I'm on a roll here.

193. Right!

194. What was I saying?

195. Ah, forget it.

196. Defiler!

197. I shall... smite you?

198. Anyone else want some of this?

199. The Emperor is slain.

200. By destroying you, I will claim the throne.

201. You'll pay for what you've done?

202. Me?

203. He shot him.

204. Destroy him, Gaivin.

205. Claim your place on the throne.

206. Oh, flames of fury!

207. Rock on!

208. Nice!

209. The flame of Azeroth!

210. Wait!

211. He has the flame of Azeroth!

212. It has chosen him!

213. I ain't done with you punks yet.

214. Come on!

215. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

216. You are the Duke!

217. A number one!

218. Kneel before the might and glory that is... Jaime!

219. Jaime!

220. Jaime!

221. The mighty warrior!

222. You have proven yourself worthy!

223. The sacred undying flame of Azeroth has chosen

224. you to bring the light back to our Imperium.

225. I now declare you Emperor of the Halcyon Worlds.

226. What?

227. Yes!

228. Check it out.

229. They love me.

230. I think you can put the fists out now, Coop.

231. Why would you want to turn them off?

232. Guess I'd better make a speech or something.

233. Ahem.

234. Loyal subjects.

235. Seeing as how you made me Emperor and all, I guess I

236. should repay the favor by lighting that fire you had going.

237. Let's do it.

238. Whoops.

239. I got it!

240. I got it!

241. Gah!

242. It's cool.

243. No problem.

244. Okay.

245. Oh, boy.

246. Wow.

247. No wonder they call these flames undying.

248. You guys got any water or something?

249. The Emperor is infested with...

250. Humanoids.

251. You infect our worlds.

252. We must destroy the Emperor.

253. Uh... Time to go.

254. There.

255. Got it.

256. Coop, you turned that entire kingdom into a burning ruin.

257. I'm sure it'll be fine.

258. Besides, it was just a little fire.

259. I can't believe I was an Emperor.

260. Chicks dig that kind of stuff.

261. If... You were an Emperor?

262. Ah, who wants to rule a planet that probably doesn't

263. even have any decent monster truck conventions anyway?