Megas XLR 1x12

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Coop accidentally destroys a sacred treasure of the Azion Worlds, a robotic, alien empire - the Flame of Azeroth. The Emperor declares whoever captures Megas and bring it to judgement will be named as the new Emperor, so now Coop has to fight off a bunch of Azionites in the deep, dark reaches of the final frontier, all of which are, if necessary, willing to destroy each other to become the Emperor. (Note: due to a tape mixup, this episode was not shown until nearly a year later).

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1. Not one drop spilled.

2. Ah!

3. Man, you'd think these squid heads would get

4. sick of the pounding I'm always giving them.

5. They'll never stop as long as we have Magus.

6. Oh, yeah?

7. Well, let's see what they think of my new modification.

8. What new modification?

9. Uh, Coop, you know your modifications have a way of backfiring, right?

10. Relax.

11. I've worked out all the bugs.

12. Uh...

13. Well, there might be a few more bugs left.

14. Uh, where's Coop?

15. Living here in Jersey Fighting villains from afar You gotta

16. find first gear In your giant robot car You, D, Giant Robots.

17. I, D, Giant Robots.

18. We, D, Giant Robots.

19. Yes, D, Giant Robots.

20. Nice.

21. Uh, where's propulsion?

22. Don't you know?

23. You built a thing!

24. And then Coop tore it apart.

25. He's teleported himself... onto the glorfed mothership.

26. What?

27. We have to go get him!

28. Here, let me drive.

29. If anyone should know how to drive, Magus, it's me.

30. We don't have time for this!

31. If you're gonna drive, drive!

32. Look out!

33. You're an even worse driver than Coop!

34. Uh, hey!

35. I don't suppose you guys have any jerky?

36. Or string cheese?

37. Or both?

38. So...

39. This is the tiresome ape that constantly thwarts my plans.

40. Not very impressive.

41. Yo!

42. I'm right here!

43. Hmm... Clearly limited intelligence.

44. Hideous biological design.

45. Poor motor skills.

46. Poor motor skills?

47. Have you been paying attention to the whooping I've been giving you?

48. You are the one stain on my perfect record of conquest!

49. Then you must have gone up against some pretty lame chumps.

50. You know nothing!

51. I have led the destruction of enemy armies in over 100 wars!

52. Oh yeah?

53. I have led the destruction of... Well...

54. Lots of stuff.

55. Mostly your robots.

56. I have conquered over eight systems!

57. The universe over!

58. That's it?

59. I've conquered over eight video game systems in the last month.

60. I have never been defeated!

61. Never!

62. I don't remember it that way.

63. Listen carefully, monkey man.

64. You will turn over the prototype and tell me how to reactivate the time drive.

65. And then, I will subjugate your world and return to my time a hero!

66. Earth, past, present, and future shall belong to the gloft!

67. I ain't telling you nothing!

68. I've whooped you creeps since you showed up, and I'm gonna do it again this time!

69. You're a fool!

70. Since you are too stupid to admit defeat and give me the

71. information, you force me to move onto more extreme measures!

72. For a hotshot pilot from the future, you ain't so hot.

73. Get out and walk if you don't like it.

74. Yeah?

75. Maybe I will then.

76. Or not.

77. Do something!

78. I can't do anything until I find the navigation computer!

79. Coop would probably just stick it in the glove box,

80. cause he'd never use some navigational computer.

81. Come

82. on!

83. Come on!

84. Nice!

85. I mean, not bad.

86. I hope Coop is okay.

87. Me too.

88. Do you want this?

89. You slimy green sucker!

90. Tell me how to control the prototype's time drive!

91. No way!

92. A Philly cheesesteak?

93. Oh man, that's low.

94. I'll remember this when I'm back in my bot.

95. Give me the information to pilot the prototype!

96. No!

97. No one drives Megas, but me!

98. War Master!

99. The prototype is approaching!

100. Approaching?

101. Approaching?

102. If he's here, then who the drop is controlling the prototype?

103. Keep an eye on the prisoner!

104. Now that's just mean!

105. Show me the prototype!

106. There!

107. What is it doing?

108. Look out!

109. Left!

110. No right!

111. Watch it!

112. Just tell me where Coop would put the weapons controls!

113. Hit the circle button!

114. It's always the circle button to fire!

115. I've always hated you!

116. Sir, the prototype has crashed into us!

117. Send a team to retrieve it!

118. And bring the Carragor within striking distance of Earth!

119. Today, we take back the future!

120. This is bad.

121. The glorfed have Megas and Coop.

122. And us.

123. You should have let me drive.

124. Hey, where's my pals?

125. We have them.

126. And they're alive.

127. For now.

128. If you hurt them!

129. Oh, if I were you, I would be less concerned about your friends, and more

130. worried about what I will do if you don't cooperate

131. and show me how to activate the time drive!

132. Time drive?

133. Heck, I broke that a while ago and it's... Uh, I mean, sure!

134. No problem.

135. Right this way.

136. Release him!

137. Try anything smart, and I'll have you vaporized.

138. Smart?

139. That ain't my style.

140. Someone messed with my seat.

141. Oh, man.

142. It took like a month to get it just right.

143. Mmm.

144. All right.

145. First, you gotta turn it on.

146. Then you just press this.

147. I didn't think it would actually work.

148. And who says my modifications backfire?

149. Don't let him get away, or I will have all of your door blocks!

150. Whoa!

151. Whoa!

152. Yeah!

153. Kiva!

154. Hey, Kiva!

155. Where you at?

156. Don't worry, guys.

157. I'll save you.

158. Ha!

159. Suckers!

160. You wouldn't last a second on the Jersey Turnpike!

161. Oh, boy.

162. Come on, baby.

163. Come on.

164. Whoa!

165. How's that for poor mortar skills?

166. Ya loser.

167. Send in more mechs!

168. Sir, he's proving hard to catch.

169. His craft is small and fast, while our mechs were nothing... I'll do it myself!

170. The Earth is defenseless.

171. We should attack.

172. We can conquer that puny planet any time.

173. I want that monkey now!

174. Thanks a lot, Kiva.

175. Of all the things I could be doing right now,

176. sitting in a glorified prison isn't high on my list.

177. Especially with you.

178. Would you stop whining?

179. This isn't my idea of an ideal situation either.

180. But at least I'm not crying about it.

181. Man, a few months ago, no one was trying to kill me.

182. I mean, it was just me and my pal hanging.

183. And then you show up.

184. So, hang with your other pals.

185. I don't have any other friends, okay?

186. You take Coop on this save the world gig and I'm left with nothing.

187. You coming?

188. How... These guys weren't so tough.

189. But you... Come on.

190. Let's go find Coop.

191. Yeah, but we'll never be able to find him in this crazy ship.

192. I've been looking all over for you guys.

193. Coop?

194. You almost killed me!

195. Get in!

196. Hang on!

197. How did you get the car?

198. Where's Magus?

199. The green dude still got it.

200. How'd you fly it here?

201. Actually, Jamie was a big help.

202. This Jamie?

203. Yeah.

204. I got us out.

205. Well, Keeva did most of the work.

206. Man.

207. What'd the glorif do to you?

208. The use of unnecessary force in capturing the Earthers has been approved.

209. Coop!

210. Coop!

211. This place has got everything.

212. Wonder if they got a drive-thru.

213. I could really go for a Philly cheesesteak right about now.

214. Now you know why I put ten cylinders in this bad boy.

215. Whoa.

216. This is where it all ends.

217. Maybe you should have put in twelve cylinders.

218. Well, Earther, this is where we say our goodbyes.

219. All units, destroy the...

220. Ugh, what now?

221. What's going on?

222. You couldn't have done that earlier?

223. Now where's the fun in that?

224. Nice.

225. Fun?

226. Coop, we're in the depths of a glorif mothership facing thousands of enemy mechs.

227. Like I said, fun.

228. Now for a little payback.

229. Me and Megas versus a bunch of glorif bots that got the home field advantage.

230. Sounds fair to me.

231. Hey, Squid, about those goodbyes.

232. Uh, buh-bye.

233. Bye.

234. Aaaaaaahhh!

235. Whaaaah!

236. All remaining squadrons attack the prototype!

237. Just give up.

238. There's no need to keep fighting.

239. Take him.

240. Prepare for the invasion.

241. This world is now ours.

242. I gotta tell you, I'm getting pretty sick of

243. this you attack and I kick your butt routine.

244. You!

245. Come on, don't stop now.

246. What else you got?

247. I only got one arm and I'm still wiping the floor with you.

248. I think you're gonna need a bigger robot if you wanna play with me anymore.

249. What?

250. You want me to drop the other arm so it's fair?

251. Let's see how you like the eradicator.

252. That's pretty big.

253. You had to ask if you had a bigger robot, didn't you?

254. I was going to enslave your pathetic race.

255. But now I'll just turn you all to paste.

256. Sir, may I remind you that we need the prototype's time drive in order to get back?

257. Then we won't go back!

258. Now activate the weapon!

259. No.

260. This can't be.

261. I'm ready for you to save the world now, Coop.

262. Uh, yeah.

263. Where's that save the world button again?

264. My big clog!

265. No!

266. Sir, the no space generators.

267. We're losing containment.

268. Deactivate them!

269. We can't!

270. Whoa!

271. Talk about an arm for an arm.

272. The ship is coming apart!

273. You've killed us all!

274. You think you've won?

275. I'll finish this if I have to tear the very universe apart with my face!

276. Man, now I really need a new big glug.

277. And a cheesesteak.

278. Or 28.

279. Coop, you just destroyed the glor.

280. So?

281. What'd you think was gonna happen?

282. Thanks for everything.

283. All those special things.

284. The stolen moments shared.

285. When we were unprepared for anything.

286. Walking in the park.

287. That sudden summer storm.

288. Welcome to lugares where you opened the day and wird.

289. Until then I was commodities like anything.

290. On which you thought it had to be imagined, you could have moneyed.

291. Also no water sunk.

292. No water sunk.측iet