Megas XLR 1x11

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In an attempt to fix the television, Coop accidentally causes a blast of concentrated television waves to go out into space and attracts a giant, radio-wave eating monster to Earth. Due to the fact it is eating all the TV-satellites, it is impossible for anyone to watch any TV. Coop needs to stop this thing at all costs, but there's one major snag - how do you stop a planet-sized monster that eats television waves, not to mention that it has a bunch of killer boogers inside its body?

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1. Jersey, fighting villains from Jersey.

2. Nice.

3. Man, what is it with people?

4. Getting bashed by some evil planet-eating bad guy is one thing.

5. But getting dings in a parking lot?

6. That just ain't right.

7. So crush them.

8. Nah, too easy.

9. I'm picking up a highly powerful spatial anomaly in the vicinity.

10. A highly powerful, spacey, anomal-what?

11. Something or someone just arrived from very far away.

12. How far away?

13. Like Planet of the Alien Bounty Babes far away?

14. Or like Hoboken?

15. What is wrong with you?

16. Too much free time.

17. Oh, well.

18. Let's go check out what bad guy I get to whoop this week.

19. Hey, watch it.

20. I just finished Waxing Magus.

21. Whoa.

22. Hey, it is an alien bounty babe.

23. I'm here to collect the price on your head.

24. Now surrender and come quietly, or things will get messy.

25. Listen, I ain't sure what's going on here, but I ain't going nowhere.

26. Yeah, if you want to throw down, I think you're gonna need

27. to go back home and pick up a giant robot or something.

28. Well,

29. that's something.

30. Well,

31. that's something.

32. Coop, look out!

33. You call that looking out?

34. Uh, let's try a different tactic.

35. Coop, this may not be the best tactic.

36. You see?

37. That wasn't so bad.

38. It appears to be unconscious.

39. Hey, where'd that alien chick go?

40. No sign of her.

41. Who's up for something to eat?

42. Eat?

43. What if that thing wakes up and he wants something to eat?

44. Then he'll have to get in line behind me.

45. Now, don't go spilling any of that in the backseat.

46. You hear me?

47. I like to keep my ride clean.

48. So, um, speaking of ride, where is Magus?

49. I parked it right here.

50. Next to the fire hydrant.

51. Maybe it was the other hydrant.

52. Or maybe it was over there.

53. It's an 80-foot robot.

54. If we can't see it, obviously it's not here.

55. Not here?

56. But... Nah.

57. It can't be.

58. Dude, that alien space chick must have jacked your ride.

59. That's impossible.

60. Magus has a built-in black box internal security grid.

61. Uh...

62. What black box?

63. Ooh!

64. Hey, guys.

65. I think I know what happened to Magus.

66. What does... tow-away zone mean?

67. I can't believe it!

68. I was towed!

69. Toad?

70. I save the Earth every other day, and this is the thanks I get.

71. Aw, man!

72. Now I gotta go down to the impound lot.

73. Then you know where Magus is?

74. Let's go get it.

75. You just don't breeze in and get something from the impound lot.

76. Jeez.

77. Coop, a dangerous alien is at large.

78. We need Magus back.

79. So that's where that alien space chick went.

80. The speedy mark.

81. We can't let Magus fall into her hands.

82. Just go do whatever you have to do to get it back.

83. I'll hold her off.

84. And hurry!

85. Hurry?

86. Obviously they don't have impound lots in the future.

87. Guess you're not so tough without your monster.

88. Guess again.

89. Hey, Coop.

90. How you doing?

91. Cal.

92. Buddy.

93. I gotta get my wheels.

94. It's an emergency.

95. Must be for you to run.

96. Just pay up, flash your license, and it's all yours.

97. Coop, man.

98. This license of yours expired 17 months ago.

99. Is that a problem?

100. Well, only if you want your ride back.

101. You gotta get yourself down to the DMV.

102. Ew.

103. That place smells like old people.

104. The DMV?

105. Oh, man.

106. But I...

107. Rules are rules.

108. I hate the DMV.

109. Now serving 12.

110. I really hate the DMV.

111. You're not getting Magus off this planet.

112. That clumsy robot.

113. I came for a much more valuable prize.

114. You.

115. Me.

116. Me.

117. Psst.

118. Jamie.

119. What the heck is...

120. right of way?

121. No sharing information!

122. Look, I don't have time for this.

123. I gotta go rescue a friend from this monster-riding alien chick.

124. I gotta go rescue a friend from a monster-riding alien chick too!

125. Yeah, me too.

126. Your file makes no mention of your superior hand-to-hand abilities.

127. I'll need to amend it.

128. After I add... Date of capture, of course.

129. What possible interest could anyone have in me?

130. You underestimate yourself, Kiva Andrew.

131. Born 15 September, 3012.

132. You wanna know about the future?

133. The past, to you.

134. Some people would pay a great deal to know events before they happen.

135. I'll never tell you anything!

136. Oh, you won't have to.

137. I intend to extract the information directly from your brain.

138. They say the process is painless.

139. But I do hope they're wrong.

140. I like it when they run.

141. Road test?

142. Me?

143. But... I gotta go save the world.

144. If I start making exceptions, this whole place would fall apart.

145. I'll

146. give you a fall apart.

147. Find the cones.

148. The cones are not your enemy.

149. Doesn't mean we won't run them down.

150. This is not proper procedure.

151. I told you I don't need no test.

152. I'm a great driver.

153. Nice.

154. What is that?

155. See?

156. I told you.

157. That's what I'm trying to save my friend from.

158. You forgot to signal.

159. I'll give you a signal.

160. Hmm.

161. There's something you don't see every day.

162. I

163. lost the bounty.

164. First time for everything.

165. Once again... Nice.

166. Yo, Kiva!

167. Soon as I finish this test, I'm coming back with Megas to save you!

168. Coop?

169. I'll be sure to thank your friends for their... help.

170. Jamie, quit screaming like a little girl.

171. Dude, it's him!

172. You, quit screaming like Jamie!

173. Okay, that's it.

174. By the authority vested in me by the DMV, I hereby grant you a provisional license.

175. Rock on!

176. Come on!

177. Release this man's vehicle!

178. Now to get some payback!

179. Weird day.

180. Nah.

181. About average.

182. Comfortable.

183. Do not interfere or I'll be forced to crush you.

184. Oh yeah?

185. You and what army?

186. You had to ask.

187. This alien chick thinks she can get my ride toad, make me go to the DMV,

188. and take a road test?

189. I don't need no stinkin' road test!

190. Uh, dude, none of that stuff's her fault.

191. Yeah.

192. Well, she's trying to kidnap Kiva.

193. That ain't cool neither.

194. Now how long's this gonna take?

195. Clock!

196. Giant space monster at 12 o'clock!

197. Giant space monster at 3 o'clock!

198. 4 o'clock!

199. 6!

200. No, 9 o'clock!

201. Oh man!

202. I got your clocks right here.

203. You've been a nuisance.

204. But it's a small price to pay for this prize.

205. You know, that rather hurts.

206. I do thank you for releasing us.

207. We've been enslaved by this bounty hunter and these dreadful collars.

208. You mean that thing can talk?

209. I'm afraid we've created quite a mess.

210. Uh... No worries.

211. I do it all the time.

212. That's for wanting to extract my brain.

213. I suppose I had best deliver her to the proper authorities on my world.

214. She's wanted on several counts of kidnapping and information trafficking.

215. If you ever find yourself in the Geralton Cluster, do stop by.

216. So, she was here for you.

217. Did she even mention me?

218. No.

219. Sorry.

220. Aw, man.

221. Yes, Coop.

222. She was here for you.

223. She heard all about your amazing robot piloting skills.

224. I knew it.

225. I knew it.

226. Okay.

227. Who wants to celebrate?

228. They got those new pizzas wrapped around a ham at the Pizza Hutch.

229. Hey!

230. Aw, come on.

231. I just can't win.

232. Oh, well.

233. Pizza Hutch it is.

234. give it back for you.

235. Who wants to do it?

236. I just can't win here.