1. AllCopy !req
2. right, let's see if my new tweaks to Magus
are working.Copy !req
3. Knock it out of the park, Coop!Copy !req
4. Batter up!Copy !req
5. And it's out of here!Copy !req
6. What's next?Copy !req
7. Over the top, Coop!Copy !req
8. Over the top!Copy !req
9. Is that all you got?Copy !req
10. Oh, it ain't over yet.Copy !req
11. You're already at 50 tons.Copy !req
12. Come on, man.Copy !req
13. Magus can take it.Copy !req
14. Yeah!Copy !req
15. Everything is working great!Copy !req
16. Dude, I told you Magus couldn't take it.Copy !req
17. Yeah!Copy !req
18. Living here in Jersey Fighting villains
from afar You gotta find first gear InCopy !req
19. your giant robot car You dig giant robots
I dig giant robots We dig giant robotsCopy !req
20. Just dig giant robots Nice!Copy !req
21. You broke the photonic stabilizer?Copy !req
22. Uh, no.Copy !req
23. I just...Copy !req
24. The what?Copy !req
25. Coop!Copy !req
26. Without a photonic
stabilizer Magus will explodeCopy !req
27. Destroying anything
within a hundred mile radiusCopy !req
28. That's horrible Okay, no sweat.Copy !req
29. I'll just fix it You can't fix it.Copy !req
30. It needs to be replaced
And how am I supposedCopy !req
31. to replace a core
stabilizer from the future?Copy !req
32. Wouldn't the...Copy !req
33. Squeeds have one?Copy !req
34. They're from the future, too They might.Copy !req
35. But trying to steal from the
glorfed would be a bad moveCopy !req
36. Hey, Coop, what about that
place we found a few weeks back?Copy !req
37. Yeah!Copy !req
38. Those little guys rocked Not that place.Copy !req
39. The junk planet Oh, yeah Junk planet?Copy !req
40. A planet... of junk?Copy !req
41. You guys found a junk planet and you
didn't tell me about it?Copy !req
42. Or me?Copy !req
43. Why would we tell you?Copy !req
44. It's junk An intergalactic
junkyard might haveCopy !req
45. stabilizers we can modify to
work for Magus Okay, then.Copy !req
46. Road trip!Copy !req
47. We gotta get some jerky, some cheese
doodles, some snack packs Hey,Copy !req
48. you'll need a seasoned junk hand
to help you find your photographic...Copy !req
49. stampilator Photonic stabilizer?Copy !req
50. Uh, yeah, that too.Copy !req
51. I'm all about those things
Hey, maybe I can evenCopy !req
52. find a giant robot of my
own I think I'll name her...Copy !req
53. Darlene Can I sit in the front?Copy !req
54. Just this once?Copy !req
55. Shotgun!Copy !req
56. I called it!Copy !req
57. Hey, he called it!Copy !req
58. Looks like it's you and me in the back,
RedCopy !req
59. Looks like a stable environment.Copy !req
60. Let me see if the atmosphere is breathable
Seems okay to meCopy !req
61. Oh man, why can't we ever be attacked by a
giant hot chick?Copy !req
62. It's always some slobbery monster Please,
I can handle this No!Copy !req
63. We'll overheat the core
if we fight Coop, stop!Copy !req
64. We're overheating!Copy !req
65. Relax, I took care of it.Copy !req
66. See?Copy !req
67. Now we can take our time...Copy !req
68. I hope Fred didn't scare you too bad.Copy !req
69. He gets a little carried away sometimes,
but he's really a sweetheart Uh, yeah.Copy !req
70. He sure looks it Name's Varsen.Copy !req
71. Most that know me just call me Varsen Hey,
that's a nice robot I bet I can makeCopy !req
72. something real useful out of that We
looking to sell it?Copy !req
73. Actually, we're looking
for something in a photonicCopy !req
74. stabilizer Would you
have anything like that?Copy !req
75. Probably.Copy !req
76. Come onCopy !req
77. Hey, Coop, this guy is even creepier than
you No kidding Hey, wait a minuteCopy !req
78. Oh, yeah, I got lifeforms coming in from
all over the universe Pretty big salvageCopy !req
79. operation Do you know if anything here is
from the future?Copy !req
80. Say, a thousand years or so?Copy !req
81. Heck, I probably got what you want,
but I don't know nothing about where it'sCopy !req
82. from or when it's from or even where it is
for that matter So you're gonna have toCopy !req
83. get your hands dirty and
uh, heh heh heh, look aroundCopy !req
84. This is gonna take forever
I think we should split up.Copy !req
85. We can cover more ground that way Great.Copy !req
86. Which way do we go, Red?Copy !req
87. You are going with Jamie Oh, man.Copy !req
88. Why can't I ride in the big robot where
it's safe?Copy !req
89. You mean the big robot that's about to go
nuclear?Copy !req
90. Come on, Goat.Copy !req
91. Let's get cracking Hope we don't run into
no giant tapeworms You'll be alright.Copy !req
92. I'll put Fred back on his leash Just watch
your step.Copy !req
93. The terrain is... kinda tricky Right on.Copy !req
94. Let's get to itCopy !req
95. Let's see what we got hereCopy !req
96. At last, a time drive I can finally finish
my greatest creationCopy !req
97. Did you notice that guy Varson's eyes?Copy !req
98. They look off in two
different directions CreepyCopy !req
99. Coop, keep looking
You sure you can find it?Copy !req
100. Photonic energy leaves a
residual signature that lastsCopy !req
101. millennia If there's anything
we can use here, we'll find itCopy !req
102. So what the heck are we looking for again?Copy !req
103. Photonic stabilizer What's it look like?Copy !req
104. I don't know.Copy !req
105. You're the expert Photonic stabilizer?Copy !req
106. Photonic stabilizer?Copy !req
107. Photonic stabilizerCopy !req
108. Now, let's find me a
robot Was that you?Copy !req
109. I don't think soCopy !req
110. So how are we gonna pay this guy for these
parts anyway?Copy !req
111. I didn't get any cash from my mom We can
always swap goat for the stabilizer Huh?Copy !req
112. First, let's stop Megas from blowing up
And then we'll worry about thatCopy !req
113. Why'd you guys drag me out here?Copy !req
114. Like I didn't have better
things to do than getCopy !req
115. killed by a horde of
zombie robots Like what?Copy !req
116. Uh...Copy !req
117. I'll think of something Run!Copy !req
118. Nothing we can use here So, where to now?Copy !req
119. Huh?Copy !req
120. Sorry about that I meant to bash you open
Next one won't missCopy !req
121. Is that all you got, chump?Copy !req
122. Coop, watch the temp!Copy !req
123. With your robots, time
drive I'll be an unstoppableCopy !req
124. force plundering planets
across the universe Huh?Copy !req
125. And then I can travel through time to do
it all again!Copy !req
126. My collection will be legendary I'll have
two of everything!Copy !req
127. Huh?Copy !req
128. Our time drive is useless, Varson The
control unit is destroyed beyond repairCopy !req
129. Thanks to you Hey, I said I was sorry No
worries I can fix anything Oh yeah?Copy !req
130. Well fix this!Copy !req
131. Coop, don't fight him!Copy !req
132. We have to keep the core stable!Copy !req
133. Aww!Copy !req
134. Coop, behind us!Copy !req
135. Alright!Copy !req
136. Let's find that part and get out of here
Coop!Copy !req
137. We've got company!Copy !req
138. What are those?Copy !req
139. Keep going and get Coop I'll try to
distract himCopy !req
140. Yo!Copy !req
141. Over here!Copy !req
142. Say yo!Copy !req
143. Yo!Copy !req
144. Hello!Copy !req
145. Hmm, I'm gonna need another plan Take him
down!Copy !req
146. And bring him to the lab for extraction
I'll start the systems Where's Coop?Copy !req
147. No!Copy !req
148. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
149. We can't fight them!Copy !req
150. You're not giving me a lot of options
here!Copy !req
151. We're gonna blow up if we fight And
they're gonna paste us if we don't!Copy !req
152. Blow up it is!Copy !req
153. Ah!Copy !req
154. How much time we got?Copy !req
155. We're almost out!Copy !req
156. I'm getting a reading on the piece we need
It's moving towards us!Copy !req
157. That's good!Copy !req
158. Right?Copy !req
159. Maybe not.Copy !req
160. Behold!Copy !req
161. My masterpiece!Copy !req
162. The Franken!Copy !req
163. Oh, please!Copy !req
164. I've seen better things come out
of a high school shop class Coop!Copy !req
165. That thing has a stabilizer we can use
Now!Copy !req
166. Surrender the time drive!Copy !req
167. Or I'll crush you!Copy !req
168. No deal!Copy !req
169. Chalkenstein!Copy !req
170. Hey, hold on!Copy !req
171. He doesn't speak for me!Copy !req
172. No matter!Copy !req
173. He he he!Copy !req
174. I was going to crush you anyway!Copy !req
175. I was going to crush you anyway!Copy !req
176. Whoa!Copy !req
177. Let's get that time drive out!Copy !req
178. Oh!Copy !req
179. Now then!Copy !req
180. Just gonna have a look inside!Copy !req
181. And see what I can find!Copy !req
182. Darlene!Copy !req
183. Yo!Copy !req
184. Lug nuts!Copy !req
185. You think you're the only one who knows
how to work a junk pile?Copy !req
186. Well, we'll check out the firepower of...
Darlene!Copy !req
187. Goat!Copy !req
188. Goat!Copy !req
189. Whoa!Copy !req
190. Ha!Copy !req
191. Very impressive!Copy !req
192. Maybe you'll like this better then!Copy !req
193. Alright!Copy !req
194. Coop!Copy !req
195. That was the only stabilizer here!Copy !req
196. Probably the only one anywhere!Copy !req
197. Gimme that time drive!Copy !req
198. Duck!Copy !req
199. I said duck!Copy !req
200. Duck?Copy !req
201. Core temp has peaked!Copy !req
202. Hold on a sec...
What are you doing?Copy !req
203. Trust me.Copy !req
204. Oh no!Copy !req
205. What?Copy !req
206. How?Copy !req
207. We...Copy !req
208. We're all set.Copy !req
209. Uh-huh, great.Copy !req
210. Let's just get out of here.Copy !req
211. No way!Copy !req
212. This guy sicked a giant worm thingy on me,
chased my pals around with zombie robots,Copy !req
213. and made me break a perfectly good
photonic stabilizer.Copy !req
214. I'm putting you in a hurt locker and
slamming the door.Copy !req
215. Junk man!Copy !req
216. And that's how we fix things in Jersey.Copy !req
217. So, uh, if we have his stabilizer,
what's stabilizing that thing?Copy !req
218. Oh, good point.Copy !req
219. Uh, where's Go?Copy !req
220. Uh-oh!Copy !req
221. Wait!Copy !req
222. What about...Copy !req
223. Darlene?Copy !req
224. We're not out of range yet.Copy !req
225. We're not gonna make it, are we?Copy !req
226. Got it.Copy !req
227. I got it!Copy !req
228. I can fix this.Copy !req
229. Goodbye, Darlene.Copy !req
230. You're in a happier place now.Copy !req
231. Huh?Copy !req
232. I don't understand.Copy !req
233. How did you fix the stabilizer?Copy !req
234. Hey, when in doubt, duck it.Copy !req
235. Ah!Copy !req
236. And you said it couldn't be fixed.Copy !req
237. Huh?Copy !req
238. Huh?Copy !req
239. Primitive, but amazing technology.Copy !req
240. Man, I don't want my own robot.Copy !req
241. They're too much like chicks.Copy !req
242. You can't control them, and they're too
unstable and high maintenance.Copy !req
243. So, uh, got any plans tonight?Copy !req
244. Hey, Go, you're comfortable back there?Copy !req
245. When in doubt, duck it.Copy !req
246. Nice.Copy !req