Megas XLR 1x1

Directed by

Scot Rienecker as Goat (voice) • Clancy Brown as Gorrath (voice) • Kevin Michael Richardson as Glorft Commander (voice)

Coop finds an alien robot in a Jersey City junkyard, and decides to soup it up with hot-rod parts and flame decals. What happens when the original owner of this robot sees Coop's improvements?

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1. Commander Andru.

2. The Glorf have found us.

3. Perimeter defenses are failing.

4. We're being overrun.

5. Understood.

6. On my way.

7. All wings form on me and defend the base.

8. If the Glorf capture Magus, any hope Earth has at freedom is lost.

9. War Master Gwarath, we've located the Earther base.

10. Their cloaking shield is down and we are advancing.

11. Our forces are encountering heavy resistance.

12. Resistance?

13. From these simpering mammals?

14. Send in a UMD.

15. And make sure the Avatar prototype the Earther stole from us is captured undamaged.

16. Or I'll have your jaw blocked.

17. Yes, War Master.

18. Welcome,

19. Air immediately.

20. We can't fight that.

21. Fall back to the hangar.

22. Commander, what are you doing?

23. My job.

24. Taking Megas into the past.

25. Negative.

26. The time flux is untested.

27. We don't even know if your modifications to the Glorf technology have stabilized.

28. If anything goes wrong, you could be trapped in a timeless temporal rip forever.

29. We don't have a choice, Captain.

30. Megas would have made all the difference at the Battle of the Last Stand.

31. In theory.

32. I know that with Megas, I can turn the tide and change the outcome of the war we lost.

33. I have to take it back there now.

34. We'll keep them off your back as long as we can.

35. Sir, some sort of spatial anomaly has just appeared off our port bow.

36. What kind of anomaly?

37. It's like nothing I've ever seen before.

38. It seems to be temporal in nature.

39. A time warp?

40. That's impossible.

41. That technology is only theoretical.

42. Earthers can't even tell time, let alone travel through it.

43. Sir, it's getting bigger.

44. Captain, it's too hot in here.

45. I'll try to transfer to Megas in route to the Temporal Warp.

46. Copy that, Commander.

47. There!

48. There!

49. What's that?

50. It's the missing Avatar prototype, sir.

51. What have they done to my robot?

52. It appears to have been heavily modified by the Earthers.

53. Thank you, Commander, for stating the brutally obvious.

54. Follow it!

55. We can't let it get away!

56. Sir, we don't know how that anomaly will affect us, so I...

57. They're trying to cut them off.

58. Any remaining drones, form on Commander Andro

59. and provide cover while she transfers to Megas.

60. They're trying to transfer a pilot onto the prototype.

61. Main batteries, open fire!

62. Blow it out of the stars!

63. Come on, come on!

64. That's bad.

65. Sir, we are too close to the anomaly.

66. We have to back off.

67. No!

68. If we fall into it without any sort of temporal guidance system or coordinates,

69. who knows where we may end up.

70. We would be helpless and blind.

71. I am not letting that make escape!

72. Full speed!

73. Follow it in before the warp closes!

74. Oh no... Oh no...

75. So, what's so important that I had to get up before noon?

76. What's the big secret?

77. You're looking at it.

78. This is what you've been working on all this time?

79. It's cool, but... I mean, it's not that cool.

80. Huh?

81. Your mom's so gonna kill you.

82. Coop, where'd you get this thing?

83. I found it under a bunch of stuff at the old junkyard.

84. So, who do you think would win in a fight?

85. Bigfoot, or the Loch Ness Monster?

86. Ooh, good match.

87. I'd have to go with Bigfoot.

88. He's fast.

89. No one's even gotten his picture.

90. No way, man.

91. Nessie is like a hundred times his size, and she's got a wicked long neck.

92. Hey, Goat, what's in this pile anyway?

93. Don't really know.

94. It's been around here since this place was open back in the thirties.

95. And you never went through it?

96. Nah, been too busy.

97. What with all my social obligations and all.

98. But I've never seen you leave the junkyard.

99. Oh, yeah.

100. All the time.

101. I got things.

102. You know.

103. How much for this?

104. Let's see here.

105. Two bucks.

106. How about this?

107. Two bucks.

108. Hey, how about this?

109. Two dollars.

110. How about-Two bucks.

111. Anything in that pile, two bucks.

112. I doubt that whole pile is worth more than two bucks.

113. What's that?

114. No idea.

115. Two bucks, huh?

116. I'll take it.

117. Oh, man.

118. It was pretty banged up, so I had to do a lot of custom work.

119. Hey, check it out.

120. Ejection seat.

121. Jet boosts.

122. Rocket launchers.

123. Front and back.

124. Argontrinsic shielding.

125. Nice.

126. What's argontrinsic shielding?

127. Uh... I don't know.

128. That's just what it said on the controls.

129. What's that?

130. Don't know.

131. Okay.

132. Now we know what that does.

133. Coop, do you realize what we could do with this thing?

134. Oh, yeah.

135. Yeah.

136. Coop, turn it off!

137. Huh?

138. Turn it off!

139. I'm trying!

140. It's not working!

141. Whoa.

142. Where'd they come from?

143. The future.

144. Now hand over my robot, you primitives!

145. I'm not with him.

146. This is Commander Kiva Andru of the Earth Coalition.

147. That robot is a very dangerous weapon and I want it back!

148. Hey, I found it.

149. It's mine.

150. Finders keepers.

151. I repeat, surrender Magus or face the consequences.

152. I got your consequences right here.

153. Can

154. you even drive this thing?

155. Hey, how hard can it be?

156. Now where's first gear?

157. What?

158. Oops.

159. Uh, you can drop me off now.

160. Too late.

161. Hold on!

162. Hey, you're pretty good.

163. For a girl.

164. Stupid ape!

165. We're wasting time!

166. There's no reason to fight!

167. That robot you're piloting was sent back to this time by mistake!

168. Hey!

169. You started it!

170. Actually, you did, Coop.

171. Listen!

172. We need Magus to avert an alien invasion in the far future.

173. We captured that robot from the Glorft.

174. An advanced race that conquered Earth so we could use it against them.

175. Huh?

176. I've spent the last two years modifying Magus so I could take it back to a point

177. in the conflict where we could help change the outcome of the war in the future.

178. Huh?

179. I'll make this as simple as possible.

180. I need Magus to save the Earth and I need it now.

181. Before the Glorft figure out how to track me through the time stream.

182. My robot wasn't meant to be a toy for a prehistoric Yahoo and his pet monkey thing.

183. Monkey thing?

184. Monkey thing!

185. Blaster, Coop!

186. What?

187. Hey!

188. Get off!

189. You're gonna wreck it!

190. Oh boy.

191. My drones!

192. I can't understand how you beat me.

193. Yeah, they kinda rocked.

194. Uh, I mean, sorry about that.

195. How did you get to be such a good pilot?

196. Well...

197. Hey, uh, Coop.

198. She's jacking your ride.

199. What have you done to my robot?

200. My robot.

201. Mine.

202. Pretty cool, huh?

203. Well, I dropped in a new engine, did some body

204. work, gave him a 671 Jimmy Huffer, 10 CD changer?

205. What did you do with the time flux control unit?

206. It used to be right there.

207. Right on!

208. Oh, yeah.

209. I couldn't fix that part.

210. Without it, Magus is trapped here in the past.

211. And so am I.

212. With you.

213. Well, my robot was all busted up when I found it.

214. So I did the best I could.

215. You ruined it!

216. Earth is doomed!

217. There's no way I can pilot Magus now.

218. Nope, but we sure can.

219. Kicked your butt, huh?

220. Hey, what do you mean, we?

221. That's it!

222. You'll have to do it!

223. You're the only one who can pilot Magus now.

224. As much as I hate to admit it, you're our last

225. hope at defeating the Glorft in the future.

226. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

227. Look, Red, I'm no hero.

228. I'm just a guy from Jersey, okay?

229. I want to cruise around in this baby, smash stuff, maybe pick up some chicks.

230. Chicks dig giant robots.

231. Look, whether you like it or not, now that you

232. have Magus, mankind's future is in your hands.

233. I'll have to train you, of course.

234. And I'll have to fix the time flux unit.

235. Thanks, but I don't need any training.

236. I know this bot like the back of my hand.

237. Idiot!

238. That was the Tachyon Beacon.

239. The Glorft can find us now.

240. Whoops.

241. So, uh, these Glorft guys are like invincible

242. aliens who drive supersized ugly snot green robots?

243. Yes.

244. How did you know?

245. Cause that kinda looks like them.

246. Huh?

247. What an awful camouflage pattern.

248. Attention, Eartha Drakes.

249. Surrender the stolen war part.

250. Or we vaporize this city.

251. You are no match for the Glorft!

252. Wow.

253. I'm getting pretty popular.

254. Too bad it's with crazy redheads and aliens.

255. So, I'm guessing that whole story of yours was... true.

256. Look at them all.

257. These odds are awful.

258. You're right.

259. It is kind of unfair.

260. Now, it's fair.

261. Alright, you alien chumps.

262. You in my town.

263. And nobody gets to wreck it.

264. Um... except for me.

265. Okay, where's first gear again?

266. Our brand new high-tech satellite station is online.

267. Now, we can beam pop TV to every television worldwide.

268. 24-7 shows about rock stars remodeling your house.

269. Your уров ready will sting us.

270. What will be the last one?

271. Blue balloon sounds?

272. I swear to God.

273. kinda p으로 they full a presentation... WHERE'S MY TUBEBOX!

274. Гesеб

275. about rock stars remodeling your pá RouMOXن

276. You know all that stuff I said about you being Earth's last hope?

277. I've changed my mind.

278. Let me drive.

279. This primitive fights well.

280. How do you like me now, huh?

281. Yeah, come on.

282. You got any more?

283. We need more bad guys to smash.

284. How about one more?

285. To the human filth, piloting my stolen prototype!

286. Although you've put up a good fight, I will have to destroy you now.

287. Bring it on, Squid-Head.

288. No!

289. Enough relaxation for one day.

290. Send in the UMD!

291. Oh, man.

292. That looks like bad news.

293. Ooh.

294. Fancy.

295. I've fought it before.

296. There's no way to beat it.

297. No wonder you guys lost with that attitude.

298. Where do I get one of those?

299. Nice going.

300. Now we're done for.

301. I'm too pretty to die.

302. Prepare for your doom, Earth Scum.

303. Yeah?

304. Well... Us Earth Scum have a saying.

305. The bigger they are, the harder they've...

306. I do not think so.

307. Aaaaaah!

308. Yay!

309. We'll meet again, Earth or filth.

310. And next time... I'll destroy your world.

311. Yeah, whatever.

312. Why don't you go on home now?

313. I think I hear your mom calling.

314. Yeah, and next time we ain't gonna go so easy on you.

315. Again with the we.

316. Take us back to the fleet!

317. We need to rearm ourselves.

318. Sir, we can't return.

319. Once we dropped out of the time anomaly, we became stranded here in Earth's past.

320. We're trapped here!

321. Yes, sir.

322. We don't have the ability to return to our

323. time without that mech and its temporal device.

324. Then we'll have to get it back.

325. But for now, take us into null space so that we can effect repairs.

326. Huh.

327. Don't you mean run away because we got our Jor blocks handed to us by one Earther?

328. Not the face!

329. Tread lightly, Commander.

330. Or you might find yourself at the head of the next assault.

331. Without a mech!

332. Well, they weren't so tough.

333. Who wants a burger?

334. Or five?

335. Monkey thing, huh?

336. Yeah.

337. I should have stayed in the future.

338. I should have stayed in the future.

339. Aww.

340. And this is the second one.