1. - (line straining)
- (grunting)Copy !req
2. - Huh?
- Hello.Copy !req
3. - (dramatic music playing)
- (hissing)Copy !req
4. I am born anew!Copy !req
5. You've served me well,Copy !req
6. my sad, pathetic little puppies.Copy !req
7. And now,
as we're about to deliverCopy !req
8. our devilish main course,Copy !req
9. it's time for the flourish!Copy !req
10. As I once told
my little blue pupil,Copy !req
11. the key to supervillainy is...Copy !req
12. presentation!Copy !req
13. - (Syndicate applauds, cheers)
- Thank you.Copy !req
14. Thank you.
N-No, you're too kind.Copy !req
15. Ooh! I almost forgotCopy !req
16. how beautiful I am.Copy !req
17. You look great.Copy !req
18. I said I almost forgot,Copy !req
19. but your sniveling
platitude is noted.Copy !req
20. When you're reborn, it's like
you're seeing and smellingCopy !req
21. and hearing everything
for the first time.Copy !req
22. (gasps)
Music! I need music!Copy !req
23. I said music.Copy !req
24. Something with style,
not ear torture.Copy !req
25. - (beep)
- (glam rock music playing)Copy !req
26. Oh... Mm...Copy !req
27. Pardon, but was zere a point
to all of zis?Copy !req
28. Yeah. When do we get to the part
where we destroy Megamind?Copy !req
29. Trying to simply
destroy MegamindCopy !req
30. is where you've all failed.Copy !req
31. We need to do more than that.Copy !req
32. We have to destroy
who he thinks he's become.Copy !req
33. - (typing)
- It's time to put Metro City's heroCopy !req
34. to the test!Copy !req
35. - (marching band playing)
- We're here at City Hall Plaza,Copy !req
36. where citizens are gathered
to celebrate Comet Day.Copy !req
37. Can you believe it?
The Metro City Comet.Copy !req
38. This only happens
once every hundred years!Copy !req
39. Yeah, that's... something.Copy !req
40. A whole day of festivities
are plannedCopy !req
41. with Mayor Roxanne Ritchi
presiding.Copy !req
42. Hooray for the mayor!Copy !req
43. I know her!Copy !req
44. - We all know her, Chum.
- Excuse me,Copy !req
45. but somebody doesn't seem to be
in the proper spiritCopy !req
46. to watch a 10-mile-wide
chunk of ice, dust,Copy !req
47. and small rocky particles
pass by the Earth.Copy !req
48. Sorry, I-I just got a lot
on my mind today.Copy !req
49. Well, Dr. Chum's advice clinic
just happens to be open!Copy !req
50. - Come on, let's rap.
- Uh, okay.Copy !req
51. It'd be easier
if I just come out and say it,Copy !req
52. so hold any comments
and questionsCopy !req
53. for after I'm done
getting it all out.Copy !req
54. You got it.Copy !req
55. I kind of gave
Megamind's binky away.Copy !req
56. You gave Megamind's binky away?Copy !req
57. A-Ahem. Sorry.
That was a comment,Copy !req
58. and I apologize.
Please, go on.Copy !req
59. - (sad music playing)
- To Machiavillain.Copy !req
60. Machiavillain's back?Copy !req
61. Oops. That was a question.
I'm really bad at this.Copy !req
62. But we need to tell Sir
as soon as possible!Copy !req
63. It was my mistake.Copy !req
64. I need to be the one
to tell him. Promise me, Chum.Copy !req
65. - Oh boy.
- (dramatic crescendo)Copy !req
66. Not too late
to get someoneCopy !req
67. a little more surprising
as our surprise guest.Copy !req
68. Even you have to admit,
people love Megamind.Copy !req
69. People also love
playing with baboons.Copy !req
70. That is, until nature
takes its course.Copy !req
71. Well, my blue guy
hasn't let us down yet.Copy !req
72. Ladies and gentlemen,
it's my proud dutyCopy !req
73. to introduce today's guest
and my good friend,Copy !req
74. - Megamind.
- (applause, crowd cheering)Copy !req
75. - (triumphant music)
- Crowd: Megamind! Megamind!Copy !req
76. - Megamind! Megamind...
- (sighs)Copy !req
77. Where is he?Copy !req
78. (yawns) I slept like
a handsome log last night.Copy !req
79. Oh, Sir, you're just in time
to see your entrance.Copy !req
80. Wait a second. You're supposed
to be at the comet ceremony!Copy !req
81. (spits) That was today?Copy !req
82. I have to get down there!Copy !req
83. Chum, where's my good cape?
The black one!Copy !req
84. - It's with all
the other black ones. - Megamind: Got it!Copy !req
85. Ahem.Copy !req
86. I know you're in a hurry,Copy !req
87. but I need
to tell you something.Copy !req
88. Keiko,
I'm already late for an eventCopy !req
89. and what's sure to be
an epic Roxanne brow-beating.Copy !req
90. It really can't wait!Copy !req
91. - Keiko, I really
don't have time for— - (beeping)Copy !req
92. - (gasps)
- Well, well, well, if it isn't my formerly prized pupil.Copy !req
93. - Machiavillain!
- (dramatic music playing)Copy !req
94. It can't be.
I thought you were—Copy !req
95. Machiavillain (on TV):
Defeated?Copy !req
96. Destroyed?
Didn't I teach youCopy !req
97. that it's impossible to keep
a truly bad villain down?Copy !req
98. I'm here to find inspiration
for my next evil project.Copy !req
99. And here you are,
my megamuse.Copy !req
100. Well, maybe you haven't heard,
but I'm not a villain anymore.Copy !req
101. Yes. I can't tell you
how disappointed I was to hearCopy !req
102. that you're now batting
for the losing team.Copy !req
103. Justice might lose a game
here and there,Copy !req
104. but we make up for it
in the off-season.Copy !req
105. The off-season is
for exhibition games,Copy !req
106. but this is the finals,Copy !req
107. and I'm heavily favored to win.Copy !req
108. It doesn't matter
if you win or lose!Copy !req
109. It's how well you play the game!Copy !req
110. Then, why even bother
keeping score?Copy !req
111. Because! Uh...Copy !req
112. - Ha-ha! Gotcha!
- Goh!Copy !req
113. Chum, what's happening?Copy !req
114. It's almost as if Sir
is at a loss for words.Copy !req
115. Blast him!Copy !req
116. He knows sports metaphors
have never been my strong suit.Copy !req
117. I came here to help you, Megamind.Copy !req
118. You're caught in an upward
spiral of goodness,Copy !req
119. and I came to drag you back down
to where you belong.Copy !req
120. Where life is simpler,Copy !req
121. and you don't have to think
about things like rulesCopy !req
122. - or setting a good example
for the kiddies. - Huh?Copy !req
123. Get to the point, Machiavillain.Copy !req
124. I came to offer you a choice.Copy !req
125. Return to villainy and be
welcomed back with open arms,Copy !req
126. or continue
this heroic sillinessCopy !req
127. and face the ultimate challenge.Copy !req
128. I choose heroic silliness!Copy !req
129. Then know this.Copy !req
130. What happens next is on you.Copy !req
131. - (lights click)
- (dramatic music playing)Copy !req
132. And now, it's timeCopy !req
133. for evil's favorite game show...Copy !req
134. Audience (on TV):
"Who Wants To Save A City?"Copy !req
135. The rules are simple.
Megamind,Copy !req
136. you have one hour to pass
three heroic trialsCopy !req
137. hidden throughout the city.Copy !req
138. For each, you'll be given
only one clue to its location.Copy !req
139. If you stop all three,Copy !req
140. I will leave in peace!Copy !req
141. If you lose, it will meanCopy !req
142. utter destruction
of Metro City.Copy !req
143. Are you ready to see
how good of a heroCopy !req
144. - you really are?
- (applause)Copy !req
145. - Ready, set, go!
- (timer beeping)Copy !req
146. Time's wasting, Sir!Copy !req
147. Keiko, stay here.
Machiavillain isCopy !req
148. the most dangerous individual
I've ever known.Copy !req
149. Oh, yeah? Well, I owe
that guy some payback.Copy !req
150. - Payback?
- I mean...Copy !req
151. I just don't like bullies.Copy !req
152. Sir, I think we need
to tell KeikoCopy !req
153. the truth about Machiavillain.Copy !req
154. (sighs) You're right, Chum,Copy !req
155. but I need to be
the one to tell her.Copy !req
156. - Promise me.
- (sad music playing)Copy !req
157. Why does everyone trust me
with their secretsCopy !req
158. when I hate keeping them?Copy !req
159. Roxanne (on phone): You better
have an amazing non-sleep-related excuseCopy !req
160. - for not being here.
- Roxanne,Copy !req
161. I don't have time to apologize.Copy !req
162. We're in the midst of
a deadly game of cat and mouse!Copy !req
163. - (sighs)
- Ready for the first clue?Copy !req
164. - (all scream)
- (tires screech)Copy !req
165. How on Earth did you
hack my watch?Copy !req
166. Clue number one.Copy !req
167. The world is your oyster,Copy !req
168. but when is it in
your living room?Copy !req
169. Hm. Clock's ticking!Copy !req
170. - Ciao!
- (beep)Copy !req
171. Ugh, first sports,
now shellfish trivia?Copy !req
172. He's hitting all my weak areas.Copy !req
173. The world is your oyster...Copy !req
174. (gasps) The Oyster Nebula!Copy !req
175. It's a space cloud,
but also part ofCopy !req
176. the Metro Comet's route.Copy !req
177. We learned about this in school.Copy !req
178. Okay, but then where
do living rooms come in?Copy !req
179. Must be something
everybody has in theirs.Copy !req
180. Not alligator pits,
not particle accelerators...Copy !req
181. Wait! Televisions!Copy !req
182. And the comet is being broadcast
live from the observatory!Copy !req
183. - Step on it, Chum!
- You got it, Sir!Copy !req
184. - Hm. Nothing looks
to be amiss, Sir. - (birds chirping)Copy !req
185. That's what worries me.Copy !req
186. Keiko, you're with me.Copy !req
187. So, this Machiavillain guy.Copy !req
188. Uh, yes. He taught me everything
I know about being evil.Copy !req
189. But, I wanted to tell you...Copy !req
190. Yeah, you told me already.
But, I wanted to tell you—Copy !req
191. But, did I tell you
I had to defeat himCopy !req
192. to become a supervillain?Copy !req
193. Yes! You kicked his butt once,
so you can do it again.Copy !req
194. - But, I really—
- Actually, the truth is—Copy !req
195. Does that guy seem
a little off to you?Copy !req
196. - (dramatic crescendo)
- Almost as if he's...Copy !req
197. Hypnotized!Copy !req
198. - (Pierre laughing)
- (dramatic music playing)Copy !req
199. Bonjour, Monsieur Megamind!Copy !req
200. Pierre Pressure!Copy !req
201. I thought I smelled snails.Copy !req
202. It's escargot.Copy !req
203. I had them for lunch,
and they were magnifique.Copy !req
204. He must be planning to use
the newsfeed.Copy !req
205. With everyone at the plaza
watching the ceremony,Copy !req
206. he could hypnotize
all of Metro City at once!Copy !req
207. Ze poisson-companion
is correct!Copy !req
208. - (whirring)
- Your show's about to be canceled.Copy !req
209. Zat pea-shooter
might work on one Pierre,Copy !req
210. but what about...Copy !req
211. Multiple Pierres?Copy !req
212. - (zapping)
- (Pierres laughing)Copy !req
213. Oldest villain trick
in the book.Copy !req
214. You zap the one in the middle!Copy !req
215. - Piece of cake.
- (laughing)Copy !req
216. - (zapping)
- Keiko: More like 100 cakes!Copy !req
217. I can't find the middle
if they don't stay still!Copy !req
218. Sir, may I recommendCopy !req
219. the De-Gun's new
rapid-fire setting?Copy !req
220. Right!Copy !req
221. Ha, ha!Copy !req
222. Take that! Whoa!Copy !req
223. - (rapid gunfire)
- (Pierres yelp)Copy !req
224. - Look out!
- Take cover!Copy !req
225. - (both grunt)
- (yelling continues)Copy !req
226. - (zapping stops)
- (Megamind sighs)Copy !req
227. What happened?
Was I victorious?Copy !req
228. Looks like you
debilitated him, Sir!Copy !req
229. Vive la France. (groans)Copy !req
230. Also looks like you debilitated the telescope.Copy !req
231. - (rock music ringtone)
- Ollo?Copy !req
232. Don't "ollo" me.Copy !req
233. First, you don't show up
to the event,Copy !req
234. and now, the comet feed is down,Copy !req
235. which I'm assuming
has something to do with you!Copy !req
236. - (zap)
- Oh, bravo!Copy !req
237. Sorry, Roxie.
Gotta take this.Copy !req
238. Time for clue number two.Copy !req
239. What a villain seeks
to rule over all,Copy !req
240. when it is lost,
darkness will fall.Copy !req
241. - Much success to you.
- (beep)Copy !req
242. He says that,
but I'm not so sure he means it.Copy !req
243. The first part
of the clue is easy.Copy !req
244. Villains always seek
the same thing.Copy !req
245. - Power.
- A spa day!Copy !req
246. I mean, power!
You're probably right, Sir.Copy !req
247. But, what kind of power
could make darkness fall?Copy !req
248. - Roxanne (on phone):
It's the power station! - (all yell)Copy !req
249. - You're still here?
- Roxanne: Still here!Copy !req
250. And who was that
you were talking to?Copy !req
251. Thanks for the help, Roxie.
We'll explain later.Copy !req
252. - Floor it, Chum!
- (tires squeal)Copy !req
253. - Huh.
Everything looks quiet here. - (wind blowing)Copy !req
254. Lady Doppler:
Beware of a flash flood...Copy !req
255. of lightning!Copy !req
256. You're just in time to see meCopy !req
257. destroy Metro City
with its own power!Copy !req
258. Keiko, you distract Doppler
with some trash talking.Copy !req
259. - I've got an idea.
- (dramatic crescendo)Copy !req
260. Hey, Doppler!
You know there's no such thingCopy !req
261. as a flash flood
of lightning, right?Copy !req
262. Well, if it isn't
Megamind's kid sidekick.Copy !req
263. Why don't you go back
to the clubhouse?Copy !req
264. Adults are talking.Copy !req
265. Yet, I'm the only one
not in a funny costume.Copy !req
266. You're making me rethink
my no-zapping-kids policy.Copy !req
267. I've seen your aim.
(laughs) I ain't sweatin'.Copy !req
268. - Oh, you little...
- (Chum grunting, struggling)Copy !req
269. - Time for a fish-monkey fry.
- (whirring, zapping)Copy !req
270. - Thirsty?
- (blast)Copy !req
271. Water and electricity don't mix,
do they?Copy !req
272. - (whirring)
- (groans)Copy !req
273. - (yelling)
- (zapping)Copy !req
274. - Time to bolt!
- Ah!Copy !req
275. - (all panting)
- (whirring)Copy !req
276. I just wanna thank our sponsor
for today's festivities.Copy !req
277. - (glitching)
- Mr. Minion's Meat-sicles.Copy !req
278. - (whirring down)
- (crowd gasps, murmurs)Copy !req
279. Power's out across the city.Copy !req
280. It's gonna be one of those
crazy Metro City days, isn't it?Copy !req
281. - (groaning)
- (fizzling)Copy !req
282. How's that for a flash flood?Copy !req
283. Nice callback, Keiko.Copy !req
284. Unfortunately, it looks like
the city's entire power gridCopy !req
285. is fried, Sir.Copy !req
286. The good news is
we're two for three.Copy !req
287. Yes, it's been a lot easier
than expected.Copy !req
288. Which is not like
Machiavillain at all.Copy !req
289. Oh, what
an inspirational testamentCopy !req
290. to the power of teamwork.Copy !req
291. It's now time to play
for the fate of the city!Copy !req
292. Clue number three.
You've done well and played like a whiz.Copy !req
293. As for the last location,
it's where your heart is.Copy !req
294. I believe the old saying goes,Copy !req
295. "Home is where the heart is."Copy !req
296. He's going after the lair.Copy !req
297. With the grid shut down,
so is our security system!Copy !req
298. Ugh!Copy !req
299. The smell of goodness in here
has to go.Copy !req
300. Nighty-Knight:
Ahem! Megamind's computer isn't going to workCopy !req
301. with the city's power out.Copy !req
302. The lair's emergency backup
generators should be kicking inCopy !req
303. in three, two, one.Copy !req
304. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.Copy !req
305. Intruder alert...Copy !req
306. Nighty-Knight:
Uh, sir?Copy !req
307. Now, all that was once
Megamind's belongs to me.Copy !req
308. Intrud—Copy !req
309. A much better color on you.Copy !req
310. - (brainbots whir)
- Fly, my pretties!Copy !req
311. Go make some mischief.Copy !req
312. - (maniacal laugh)
- (dramatic crescendo)Copy !req
313. - (people screaming)
- (brainbots whir)Copy !req
314. What's going on?Copy !req
315. Machiavillain must now
have access to the lair!Copy !req
316. He's turned the brainbots
against us!Copy !req
317. Not just us! They're committing crimes all over the city!Copy !req
318. - (people screaming)
- We've got to shut them down fast!Copy !req
319. Sir, the brainbots
are controlledCopy !req
320. by the lair's
transmitter antenna.Copy !req
321. If we can knock it out...Copy !req
322. It'll turn off all
the brainbots at once!Copy !req
323. - (rustling)
- (sighs) Why are there so many menus in here? Ah!Copy !req
324. - Found it!
- The remote to the laser satellite!Copy !req
325. Brilliant, Sir!Copy !req
326. The satellite fires
with pinpoint accuracy.Copy !req
327. I should be able
to take out the antennaCopy !req
328. - while leaving the rest
of the lair intact. - (beep)Copy !req
329. - Machiavillain: Well, Megamind.
- (all scream)Copy !req
330. Thank you for playing,Copy !req
331. but I'm afraid
you've lost the game.Copy !req
332. Au contraire, mon frere.Copy !req
333. You see, I've learned a few new
things since Villainy Shool.Copy !req
334. - The bad guys always lose.
- (beep)Copy !req
335. - (dramatic music playing)
- (satellite clicking)Copy !req
336. - We did it!
- (Keiko and Chum cheer)Copy !req
337. Oh, Megamind.Copy !req
338. While you were distracted
with the brainbots,Copy !req
339. I reprogrammed
your targeting system!Copy !req
340. - (whirring, zap)
- Instead of destroying the transmitter,Copy !req
341. your laser knocked
the comet off course,Copy !req
342. causing it to head
straight towardsCopy !req
343. - Metro City!
- (dramatic crescendo)Copy !req
344. Everyone, remain calm!Copy !req
345. Megamind will know what to do!Copy !req
346. I have no idea what to do!Copy !req
347. I'm sure all hope
isn't lost, Sir.Copy !req
348. Oh, really?
Did you not noticeCopy !req
349. the giant comet
about to obliterate the city?Copy !req
350. It just seemed like something
I should say right now.Copy !req
351. I mean, look at that thing.Copy !req
352. - (rumbling)
- It's huge.Copy !req
353. It's a hero problem
way above my power grade.Copy !req
354. Oh, Machiavillain played me
like a blue fiddle.Copy !req
355. No! He can't win!Copy !req
356. Can't you just beat him
like you did last time?Copy !req
357. Time to tell her
the whole story, Sir.Copy !req
358. I...Copy !req
359. I never intentionally
defeated Machiavillain.Copy !req
360. - What do you mean?
- When I was a student,Copy !req
361. I accidentally
left the gamma chamber onCopy !req
362. while heating a burrito.Copy !req
363. I came back from an errandCopy !req
364. to find Machiavillain's
entire fortress burned to ashes.Copy !req
365. I'm not proud of it,Copy !req
366. but I took credit
for destroying my master.Copy !req
367. And on that lie, I went from
being an ordinary villainCopy !req
368. to a super one.Copy !req
369. There's gotta be something
you haven't thought of yet.Copy !req
370. Can't we just use the satelliteCopy !req
371. to re-divert the comet
away from the city?Copy !req
372. It takes too long
to warm up between shots.Copy !req
373. What about the De-Gun?Copy !req
374. It's not powerful enough.
I'd have to, I don't know,Copy !req
375. run it through
the cold fusion generatorCopy !req
376. of the Invisible Car
or something,Copy !req
377. but that's still a long shot.Copy !req
378. A long shot is still a chance!Copy !req
379. - (car honking)
- (crowd cheering)Copy !req
380. - (tires squeal)
- Crowd: Megamind! Megamind!Copy !req
381. We're here to save the day,Copy !req
382. but we're going to need
everyone's help.Copy !req
383. Let's move like
we have a porpoise, people.Copy !req
384. Megamind! Megamind!Copy !req
385. - He's gonna do it!
- You can do it!Copy !req
386. Kick that flying rock's butt!Copy !req
387. Hey, comet!Copy !req
388. - (whirring up)
- This one's for the dinosaurs.Copy !req
389. Ah!Copy !req
390. - (crowd gasps, murmurs)
- (dramatic music playing)Copy !req
391. You have a plan B, right?Copy !req
392. That was B through Z.Copy !req
393. - (sad music playing)
- I'm sorry. I failed, Roxanne.Copy !req
394. Since this is the end,Copy !req
395. there's something I regret
never telling you.Copy !req
396. What is it?Copy !req
397. You are...Copy !req
398. Fear not, citizens!Copy !req
399. - (confused gasps)
- Machiavillain is here!Copy !req
400. My binky?Copy !req
401. One moment while I take care of
this small problem of yours.Copy !req
402. - (whirring)
- Ah-ha!Copy !req
403. - (both gasp)
- (zap)Copy !req
404. Citizens!
From this day forward,Copy !req
405. you will fear no more!Copy !req
406. - (excited chatter)
- Metro City's true hero has arrived.Copy !req
407. - (crowd cheering)
- Finally, a real hero to save us!Copy !req
408. (panting) Oh, Sir.Copy !req
409. We've been looking all over
the city for you!Copy !req
410. (sighs) I'm just admiring
the symbolism.Copy !req
411. It's my own fault,Copy !req
412. thinking for a moment
I was smart enough to beat him.Copy !req
413. Actually, it's my fault.Copy !req
414. Oh, that's nice of you
to say, but—Copy !req
415. No, it's literally my fault!Copy !req
416. That's what I've been
trying to tell you!Copy !req
417. I gave Machiavillain your binky.Copy !req
418. Why would you do that, Keiko?Copy !req
419. When you wouldn't train me,
I wanted to prove myself.Copy !req
420. I pretended to join
the Doom SyndicateCopy !req
421. to find out
what they were planning.Copy !req
422. Machiavillain tricked me
into stealing it.Copy !req
423. The binky is the last thing
I have from my home world.Copy !req
424. It's a source of unlimited powerCopy !req
425. that I don't even
totally understand.Copy !req
426. I wouldn't blame you if you
never wanted to see me again.Copy !req
427. I'm nothin' but trouble.Copy !req
428. - (sniffling)
- (sad music playing)Copy !req
429. That's the last thing I want.Copy !req
430. Machiavillain tricked us both.Copy !req
431. Besides, I've always had
a soft spot for trouble.Copy !req
432. Oh. A press conference
just started.Copy !req
433. Machiavillain (on video):
I regret to inform everyoneCopy !req
434. that it was Megamind
who is responsibleCopy !req
435. for this near catastrophe.Copy !req
436. Yes, it appears that he's
returned to his old evil ways.Copy !req
437. - (beep)
- Behold!Copy !req
438. - (zapping)
- First, he neutralized the observatory,Copy !req
439. which would have acted
as an early warning system.Copy !req
440. - (static)
- Then, he destroyed the power gridCopy !req
441. to disable
any emergency response.Copy !req
442. - (static)
- Next, he unleashed his brainbots upon the city,Copy !req
443. giving him just the distraction
he needed to useCopy !req
444. his own satellite
to divert the cometCopy !req
445. - right toward Metro City.
- (rumbling)Copy !req
446. Oh, it's all lies!
All of it!Copy !req
447. Machiavillain's specialty.Copy !req
448. Now, now. I know
how shocking this must be.Copy !req
449. It's never easy to see someone
so noble fall from grace.Copy !req
450. Perhaps our courageous mayorCopy !req
451. will have comforting
words for us all.Copy !req
452. Though I question with my
whole heart these accusations,Copy !req
453. the evidence is overwhelming.Copy !req
454. I have no choice
but to declare MegamindCopy !req
455. public enemy number one.Copy !req
456. - (dramatic music playing)
- (clang)Copy !req
457. It's over.
Machiavillain's won.Copy !req
458. Not quite yet, Ol' Chum.Copy !req
459. We still have one card
left to play.Copy !req
460. We have to find...Copy !req
461. - Metro Man.
- (dramatic crescendo)Copy !req