1. - Huh?
- Hello.Copy !req
2. I am born anew!Copy !req
3. You've served me well,Copy !req
4. my sad, pathetic little puppies.Copy !req
5. And now,
as we're about to deliverCopy !req
6. our devilish main course,Copy !req
7. it's time for the flourish!Copy !req
8. As I once told
my little blue pupil,Copy !req
9. the key to supervillainy is...Copy !req
10. presentation!Copy !req
11. - Thank you.Copy !req
12. Thank you.
N-No, you're too kind.Copy !req
13. Ooh! I almost forgotCopy !req
14. how beautiful I am.Copy !req
15. You look great.Copy !req
16. I said I almost forgot,Copy !req
17. but your sniveling
platitude is noted.Copy !req
18. When you're reborn, it's like
you're seeing and smellingCopy !req
19. and hearing everything
for the first time.Copy !req
20. Music! I need music!Copy !req
21. I said music.Copy !req
22. Something with style,
not ear torture.Copy !req
23. Oh... Mm...Copy !req
24. Pardon, but was zere a point
to all of zis?Copy !req
25. Yeah. When do we get to the part
where we destroy Megamind?Copy !req
26. Trying to simply
destroy MegamindCopy !req
27. is where you've all failed.Copy !req
28. We need to do more than that.Copy !req
29. We have to destroy
who he thinks he's become.Copy !req
30. - It's time to put Metro City's heroCopy !req
31. to the test!Copy !req
32. - We're here at City Hall Plaza,Copy !req
33. where citizens are gathered
to celebrate Comet Day.Copy !req
34. Can you believe it?
The Metro City Comet.Copy !req
35. This only happens
once every hundred years!Copy !req
36. Yeah, that's... something.Copy !req
37. A whole day of festivities
are plannedCopy !req
38. with Mayor Roxanne Ritchi
presiding.Copy !req
39. Hooray for the mayor!Copy !req
40. I know her!Copy !req
41. - We all know her, Chum.
- Excuse me,Copy !req
42. but somebody doesn't seem to be
in the proper spiritCopy !req
43. to watch a 10-mile-wide
chunk of ice, dust,Copy !req
44. and small rocky particles
pass by the Earth.Copy !req
45. Sorry, I-I just got a lot
on my mind today.Copy !req
46. Well, Dr. Chum's advice clinic
just happens to be open!Copy !req
47. - Come on, let's rap.
- Uh, okay.Copy !req
48. It'd be easier
if I just come out and say it,Copy !req
49. so hold any comments
and questionsCopy !req
50. for after I'm done
getting it all out.Copy !req
51. You got it.Copy !req
52. I kind of gave
Megamind's binky away.Copy !req
53. You gave Megamind's binky away?Copy !req
54. A-Ahem. Sorry.
That was a comment,Copy !req
55. and I apologize.
Please, go on.Copy !req
56. - To Machiavillain.Copy !req
57. Machiavillain's back?Copy !req
58. Oops. That was a question.
I'm really bad at this.Copy !req
59. But we need to tell Sir
as soon as possible!Copy !req
60. It was my mistake.Copy !req
61. I need to be the one
to tell him. Promise me, Chum.Copy !req
62. - Oh boy.Copy !req
63. Not too late
to get someoneCopy !req
64. a little more surprising
as our surprise guest.Copy !req
65. Even you have to admit,
people love Megamind.Copy !req
66. People also love
playing with baboons.Copy !req
67. That is, until nature
takes its course.Copy !req
68. Well, my blue guy
hasn't let us down yet.Copy !req
69. Ladies and gentlemen,
it's my proud dutyCopy !req
70. to introduce today's guest
and my good friend,Copy !req
71. - Megamind.Copy !req
72. - Crowd: Megamind! Megamind!Copy !req
73. - Megamind! Megamind...Copy !req
74. Where is he?Copy !req
75. I slept like
a handsome log last night.Copy !req
76. Oh, Sir, you're just in time
to see your entrance.Copy !req
77. Wait a second. You're supposed
to be at the comet ceremony!Copy !req
78. That was today?Copy !req
79. I have to get down there!Copy !req
80. Chum, where's my good cape?
The black one!Copy !req
81. - It's with all
the other black ones. - Megamind: Got it!Copy !req
82. Ahem.Copy !req
83. I know you're in a hurry,Copy !req
84. but I need
to tell you something.Copy !req
85. Keiko,
I'm already late for an eventCopy !req
86. and what's sure to be
an epic Roxanne brow-beating.Copy !req
87. It really can't wait!Copy !req
88. - Keiko, I really
don't have time for— -Copy !req
89. - Well, well, well, if it isn't my formerly prized pupil.Copy !req
90. - Machiavillain!Copy !req
91. It can't be.
I thought you were—Copy !req
92. Machiavillain (on TV):
Defeated?Copy !req
93. Destroyed?
Didn't I teach youCopy !req
94. that it's impossible to keep
a truly bad villain down?Copy !req
95. I'm here to find inspiration
for my next evil project.Copy !req
96. And here you are,
my megamuse.Copy !req
97. Well, maybe you haven't heard,
but I'm not a villain anymore.Copy !req
98. Yes. I can't tell you
how disappointed I was to hearCopy !req
99. that you're now batting
for the losing team.Copy !req
100. Justice might lose a game
here and there,Copy !req
101. but we make up for it
in the off-season.Copy !req
102. The off-season is
for exhibition games,Copy !req
103. but this is the finals,Copy !req
104. and I'm heavily favored to win.Copy !req
105. It doesn't matter
if you win or lose!Copy !req
106. It's how well you play the game!Copy !req
107. Then, why even bother
keeping score?Copy !req
108. Because! Uh...Copy !req
109. - Ha-ha! Gotcha!
- Goh!Copy !req
110. Chum, what's happening?Copy !req
111. It's almost as if Sir
is at a loss for words.Copy !req
112. Blast him!Copy !req
113. He knows sports metaphors
have never been my strong suit.Copy !req
114. I came here to help you, Megamind.Copy !req
115. You're caught in an upward
spiral of goodness,Copy !req
116. and I came to drag you back down
to where you belong.Copy !req
117. Where life is simpler,Copy !req
118. and you don't have to think
about things like rulesCopy !req
119. - or setting a good example
for the kiddies. - Huh?Copy !req
120. Get to the point, Machiavillain.Copy !req
121. I came to offer you a choice.Copy !req
122. Return to villainy and be
welcomed back with open arms,Copy !req
123. or continue
this heroic sillinessCopy !req
124. and face the ultimate challenge.Copy !req
125. I choose heroic silliness!Copy !req
126. Then know this.Copy !req
127. What happens next is on you.Copy !req
128. And now, it's timeCopy !req
129. for evil's favorite game show...Copy !req
130. Audience (on TV):
"Who Wants To Save A City?"Copy !req
131. The rules are simple.
Megamind,Copy !req
132. you have one hour to pass
three heroic trialsCopy !req
133. hidden throughout the city.Copy !req
134. For each, you'll be given
only one clue to its location.Copy !req
135. If you stop all three,Copy !req
136. I will leave in peace!Copy !req
137. If you lose, it will meanCopy !req
138. utter destruction
of Metro City.Copy !req
139. Are you ready to see
how good of a heroCopy !req
140. - you really are?Copy !req
141. - Ready, set, go!Copy !req
142. Time's wasting, Sir!Copy !req
143. Keiko, stay here.
Machiavillain isCopy !req
144. the most dangerous individual
I've ever known.Copy !req
145. Oh, yeah? Well, I owe
that guy some payback.Copy !req
146. - Payback?
- I mean...Copy !req
147. I just don't like bullies.Copy !req
148. Sir, I think we need
to tell KeikoCopy !req
149. the truth about Machiavillain.Copy !req
150. You're right, Chum,Copy !req
151. but I need to be
the one to tell her.Copy !req
152. - Promise me.Copy !req
153. Why does everyone trust me
with their secretsCopy !req
154. when I hate keeping them?Copy !req
155. Roxanne You better
have an amazing non-sleep-related excuseCopy !req
156. - for not being here.
- Roxanne,Copy !req
157. I don't have time to apologize.Copy !req
158. We're in the midst of
a deadly game of cat and mouse!Copy !req
159. - Ready for the first clue?Copy !req
160. How on Earth did you
hack my watch?Copy !req
161. Clue number one.Copy !req
162. The world is your oyster,Copy !req
163. but when is it in
your living room?Copy !req
164. Hm. Clock's ticking!Copy !req
165. - Ciao!Copy !req
166. Ugh, first sports,
now shellfish trivia?Copy !req
167. He's hitting all my weak areas.Copy !req
168. The world is your oyster...Copy !req
169. The Oyster Nebula!Copy !req
170. It's a space cloud,
but also part ofCopy !req
171. the Metro Comet's route.Copy !req
172. We learned about this in school.Copy !req
173. Okay, but then where
do living rooms come in?Copy !req
174. Must be something
everybody has in theirs.Copy !req
175. Not alligator pits,
not particle accelerators...Copy !req
176. Wait! Televisions!Copy !req
177. And the comet is being broadcast
live from the observatory!Copy !req
178. - Step on it, Chum!
- You got it, Sir!Copy !req
179. - Hm. Nothing looks
to be amiss, Sir. -Copy !req
180. That's what worries me.Copy !req
181. Keiko, you're with me.Copy !req
182. So, this Machiavillain guy.Copy !req
183. Uh, yes. He taught me everything
I know about being evil.Copy !req
184. But, I wanted to tell you...Copy !req
185. Yeah, you told me already.
But, I wanted to tell you—Copy !req
186. But, did I tell you
I had to defeat himCopy !req
187. to become a supervillain?Copy !req
188. Yes! You kicked his butt once,
so you can do it again.Copy !req
189. - But, I really—
- Actually, the truth is—Copy !req
190. Does that guy seem
a little off to you?Copy !req
191. - Almost as if he's...Copy !req
192. Hypnotized!Copy !req
193. Bonjour, Monsieur Megamind!Copy !req
194. Pierre Pressure!Copy !req
195. I thought I smelled snails.Copy !req
196. It's escargot.Copy !req
197. I had them for lunch,
and they were magnifique.Copy !req
198. He must be planning to use
the newsfeed.Copy !req
199. With everyone at the plaza
watching the ceremony,Copy !req
200. he could hypnotize
all of Metro City at once!Copy !req
201. Ze poisson-companion
is correct!Copy !req
202. - Your show's about to be canceled.Copy !req
203. Zat pea-shooter
might work on one Pierre,Copy !req
204. but what about...Copy !req
205. Multiple Pierres?Copy !req
206. Oldest villain trick
in the book.Copy !req
207. You zap the one in the middle!Copy !req
208. - Piece of cake.Copy !req
209. - Keiko: More like 100 cakes!Copy !req
210. I can't find the middle
if they don't stay still!Copy !req
211. Sir, may I recommendCopy !req
212. the De-Gun's new
rapid-fire setting?Copy !req
213. Right!Copy !req
214. Ha, ha!Copy !req
215. Take that! Whoa!Copy !req
216. - Look out!
- Take cover!Copy !req
217. What happened?
Was I victorious?Copy !req
218. Looks like you
debilitated him, Sir!Copy !req
219. Vive la France.Copy !req
220. Also looks like you debilitated the telescope.Copy !req
221. - Ollo?Copy !req
222. Don't "ollo" me.Copy !req
223. First, you don't show up
to the event,Copy !req
224. and now, the comet feed is down,Copy !req
225. which I'm assuming
has something to do with you!Copy !req
226. - (zap)
- Oh, bravo!Copy !req
227. Sorry, Roxie.
Gotta take this.Copy !req
228. Time for clue number two.Copy !req
229. What a villain seeks
to rule over all,Copy !req
230. when it is lost,
darkness will fall.Copy !req
231. - Much success to you.Copy !req
232. He says that,
but I'm not so sure he means it.Copy !req
233. The first part
of the clue is easy.Copy !req
234. Villains always seek
the same thing.Copy !req
235. - Power.
- A spa day!Copy !req
236. I mean, power!
You're probably right, Sir.Copy !req
237. But, what kind of power
could make darkness fall?Copy !req
238. - Roxanne
It's the power station! -Copy !req
239. - You're still here?
- Roxanne: Still here!Copy !req
240. And who was that
you were talking to?Copy !req
241. Thanks for the help, Roxie.
We'll explain later.Copy !req
242. - Floor it, Chum!Copy !req
243. - Huh.
Everything looks quiet here. -Copy !req
244. Lady Doppler:
Beware of a flash flood...Copy !req
245. of lightning!Copy !req
246. You're just in time to see meCopy !req
247. destroy Metro City
with its own power!Copy !req
248. Keiko, you distract Doppler
with some trash talking.Copy !req
249. - I've got an idea.Copy !req
250. Hey, Doppler!
You know there's no such thingCopy !req
251. as a flash flood
of lightning, right?Copy !req
252. Well, if it isn't
Megamind's kid sidekick.Copy !req
253. Why don't you go back
to the clubhouse?Copy !req
254. Adults are talking.Copy !req
255. Yet, I'm the only one
not in a funny costume.Copy !req
256. You're making me rethink
my no-zapping-kids policy.Copy !req
257. I've seen your aim.
I ain't sweatin'.Copy !req
258. - Oh, you little...Copy !req
259. - Time for a fish-monkey fry.Copy !req
260. - Thirsty?Copy !req
261. Water and electricity don't mix,
do they?Copy !req
262. - Time to bolt!
- Ah!Copy !req
263. I just wanna thank our sponsor
for today's festivities.Copy !req
264. - Mr. Minion's Meat-sicles.Copy !req
265. Power's out across the city.Copy !req
266. It's gonna be one of those
crazy Metro City days, isn't it?Copy !req
267. How's that for a flash flood?Copy !req
268. Nice callback, Keiko.Copy !req
269. Unfortunately, it looks like
the city's entire power gridCopy !req
270. is fried, Sir.Copy !req
271. The good news is
we're two for three.Copy !req
272. Yes, it's been a lot easier
than expected.Copy !req
273. Which is not like
Machiavillain at all.Copy !req
274. Oh, what
an inspirational testamentCopy !req
275. to the power of teamwork.Copy !req
276. It's now time to play
for the fate of the city!Copy !req
277. Clue number three.
You've done well and played like a whiz.Copy !req
278. As for the last location,
it's where your heart is.Copy !req
279. I believe the old saying goes,Copy !req
280. "Home is where the heart is."Copy !req
281. He's going after the lair.Copy !req
282. With the grid shut down,
so is our security system!Copy !req
283. Ugh!Copy !req
284. The smell of goodness in here
has to go.Copy !req
285. Nighty-Knight:
Ahem! Megamind's computer isn't going to workCopy !req
286. with the city's power out.Copy !req
287. The lair's emergency backup
generators should be kicking inCopy !req
288. in three, two, one.Copy !req
289. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.Copy !req
290. Intruder alert...Copy !req
291. Nighty-Knight:
Uh, sir?Copy !req
292. Now, all that was once
Megamind's belongs to me.Copy !req
293. Intrud—Copy !req
294. A much better color on you.Copy !req
295. - Fly, my pretties!Copy !req
296. Go make some mischief.Copy !req
297. What's going on?Copy !req
298. Machiavillain must now
have access to the lair!Copy !req
299. He's turned the brainbots
against us!Copy !req
300. Not just us! They're committing crimes all over the city!Copy !req
301. - We've got to shut them down fast!Copy !req
302. Sir, the brainbots
are controlledCopy !req
303. by the lair's
transmitter antenna.Copy !req
304. If we can knock it out...Copy !req
305. It'll turn off all
the brainbots at once!Copy !req
306. - Why are there so many menus in here? Ah!Copy !req
307. - Found it!
- The remote to the laser satellite!Copy !req
308. Brilliant, Sir!Copy !req
309. The satellite fires
with pinpoint accuracy.Copy !req
310. I should be able
to take out the antennaCopy !req
311. - while leaving the rest
of the lair intact. -Copy !req
312. - Machiavillain: Well, Megamind.Copy !req
313. Thank you for playing,Copy !req
314. but I'm afraid
you've lost the game.Copy !req
315. Au contraire, mon frere.Copy !req
316. You see, I've learned a few new
things since Villainy Shool.Copy !req
317. - The bad guys always lose.Copy !req
318. - We did it!Copy !req
319. Oh, Megamind.Copy !req
320. While you were distracted
with the brainbots,Copy !req
321. I reprogrammed
your targeting system!Copy !req
322. - Instead of destroying the transmitter,Copy !req
323. your laser knocked
the comet off course,Copy !req
324. causing it to head
straight towardsCopy !req
325. - Metro City!Copy !req
326. Everyone, remain calm!Copy !req
327. Megamind will know what to do!Copy !req
328. I have no idea what to do!Copy !req
329. I'm sure all hope
isn't lost, Sir.Copy !req
330. Oh, really?
Did you not noticeCopy !req
331. the giant comet
about to obliterate the city?Copy !req
332. It just seemed like something
I should say right now.Copy !req
333. I mean, look at that thing.Copy !req
334. - It's huge.Copy !req
335. It's a hero problem
way above my power grade.Copy !req
336. Oh, Machiavillain played me
like a blue fiddle.Copy !req
337. No! He can't win!Copy !req
338. Can't you just beat him
like you did last time?Copy !req
339. Time to tell her
the whole story, Sir.Copy !req
340. I...Copy !req
341. I never intentionally
defeated Machiavillain.Copy !req
342. - What do you mean?
- When I was a student,Copy !req
343. I accidentally
left the gamma chamber onCopy !req
344. while heating a burrito.Copy !req
345. I came back from an errandCopy !req
346. to find Machiavillain's
entire fortress burned to ashes.Copy !req
347. I'm not proud of it,Copy !req
348. but I took credit
for destroying my master.Copy !req
349. And on that lie, I went from
being an ordinary villainCopy !req
350. to a super one.Copy !req
351. There's gotta be something
you haven't thought of yet.Copy !req
352. Can't we just use the satelliteCopy !req
353. to re-divert the comet
away from the city?Copy !req
354. It takes too long
to warm up between shots.Copy !req
355. What about the De-Gun?Copy !req
356. It's not powerful enough.
I'd have to, I don't know,Copy !req
357. run it through
the cold fusion generatorCopy !req
358. of the Invisible Car
or something,Copy !req
359. but that's still a long shot.Copy !req
360. A long shot is still a chance!Copy !req
361. - Crowd: Megamind! Megamind!Copy !req
362. We're here to save the day,Copy !req
363. but we're going to need
everyone's help.Copy !req
364. Let's move like
we have a porpoise, people.Copy !req
365. Megamind! Megamind!Copy !req
366. - He's gonna do it!
- You can do it!Copy !req
367. Kick that flying rock's butt!Copy !req
368. Hey, comet!Copy !req
369. - This one's for the dinosaurs.Copy !req
370. Ah!Copy !req
371. You have a plan B, right?Copy !req
372. That was B through Z.Copy !req
373. - I'm sorry. I failed, Roxanne.Copy !req
374. Since this is the end,Copy !req
375. there's something I regret
never telling you.Copy !req
376. What is it?Copy !req
377. You are...Copy !req
378. Fear not, citizens!Copy !req
379. - Machiavillain is here!Copy !req
380. My binky?Copy !req
381. One moment while I take care of
this small problem of yours.Copy !req
382. - Ah-ha!Copy !req
383. - (zap)Copy !req
384. Citizens!
From this day forward,Copy !req
385. you will fear no more!Copy !req
386. - Metro City's true hero has arrived.Copy !req
387. - Finally, a real hero to save us!Copy !req
388. Oh, Sir.Copy !req
389. We've been looking all over
the city for you!Copy !req
390. I'm just admiring
the symbolism.Copy !req
391. It's my own fault,Copy !req
392. thinking for a moment
I was smart enough to beat him.Copy !req
393. Actually, it's my fault.Copy !req
394. Oh, that's nice of you
to say, but—Copy !req
395. No, it's literally my fault!Copy !req
396. That's what I've been
trying to tell you!Copy !req
397. I gave Machiavillain your binky.Copy !req
398. Why would you do that, Keiko?Copy !req
399. When you wouldn't train me,
I wanted to prove myself.Copy !req
400. I pretended to join
the Doom SyndicateCopy !req
401. to find out
what they were planning.Copy !req
402. Machiavillain tricked me
into stealing it.Copy !req
403. The binky is the last thing
I have from my home world.Copy !req
404. It's a source of unlimited powerCopy !req
405. that I don't even
totally understand.Copy !req
406. I wouldn't blame you if you
never wanted to see me again.Copy !req
407. I'm nothin' but trouble.Copy !req
408. That's the last thing I want.Copy !req
409. Machiavillain tricked us both.Copy !req
410. Besides, I've always had
a soft spot for trouble.Copy !req
411. Oh. A press conference
just started.Copy !req
412. Machiavillain
I regret to inform everyoneCopy !req
413. that it was Megamind
who is responsibleCopy !req
414. for this near catastrophe.Copy !req
415. Yes, it appears that he's
returned to his old evil ways.Copy !req
416. - Behold!Copy !req
417. - First, he neutralized the observatory,Copy !req
418. which would have acted
as an early warning system.Copy !req
419. - Then, he destroyed the power gridCopy !req
420. to disable
any emergency response.Copy !req
421. - Next, he unleashed his brainbots upon the city,Copy !req
422. giving him just the distraction
he needed to useCopy !req
423. his own satellite
to divert the cometCopy !req
424. - right toward Metro City.Copy !req
425. Oh, it's all lies!
All of it!Copy !req
426. Machiavillain's specialty.Copy !req
427. Now, now. I know
how shocking this must be.Copy !req
428. It's never easy to see someone
so noble fall from grace.Copy !req
429. Perhaps our courageous mayorCopy !req
430. will have comforting
words for us all.Copy !req
431. Though I question with my
whole heart these accusations,Copy !req
432. the evidence is overwhelming.Copy !req
433. I have no choice
but to declare MegamindCopy !req
434. public enemy number one.Copy !req
435. It's over.
Machiavillain's won.Copy !req
436. Not quite yet, Ol' Chum.Copy !req
437. We still have one card
left to play.Copy !req
438. We have to find...Copy !req
439. - Metro Man.Copy !req