1. - (line straining)
- (grunting)Copy !req
2. - Huh?
- Hello.Copy !req
3. Welcome to "Megamind's Rules For Defending Your City!"Copy !req
4. Today,
we're sprucing up the lairCopy !req
5. and cleaning out our emails
from the onternet.Copy !req
6. My number-one fan
Terry Sasko writes,Copy !req
7. "How important to crimefighting
is handsomeness?"Copy !req
8. Why, it's like
the number one thing!Copy !req
9. Myself aside,Copy !req
10. keeping your heroic lair
handsome is critical,Copy !req
11. and the secrets are simple.Copy !req
12. Elbow grease,
a huge army of brainbots,Copy !req
13. and a compassionate supervisor.Copy !req
14. Double time, brainbots!Copy !req
15. I wanna be able to make
a sandwich on a toilet seat!Copy !req
16. - (grunts)
- (grunts) Sir!Copy !req
17. I was cleaning the Gallery
of the Vanquished when I noticedCopy !req
18. that Machiavillain's
golden hairbrush was missing!Copy !req
19. - Machiavillain's
golden hairbrush... - (dramatic crescendo)Copy !req
20. Uh, Earth to Megs.Copy !req
21. What the heck is
a Mack-a-blah-blah's golden hairbrush?Copy !req
22. Dear Keiko,
that hairbrush belongedCopy !req
23. to my villain shool master,
Machiavillain.Copy !req
24. He was the greatest bad guy
who ever lived.Copy !req
25. Cunning and cruel,
with long, luxurious hairCopy !req
26. and the voice
of a glam rock angel.Copy !req
27. He ruled the world of villainy
with wicked schemes,Copy !req
28. power chords,
and, most of all...Copy !req
29. (echoing)
presentation!Copy !req
30. He still sends shivers
down my spine.Copy !req
31. (shivers)
And then I defeated him,Copy !req
32. which completed my training
and bada-bing,Copy !req
33. I'm the world's
greatest villain!Copy !req
34. And now, I'm a hero but
I'd still really like to knowCopy !req
35. where that brush went.Copy !req
36. Now, where was I?Copy !req
37. - (yelps)
- Happy birthday, girl!Copy !req
38. Oh, you got me a drone?Copy !req
39. Yeah. You can use your phone
to control itCopy !req
40. and talk through it.
Hide behind your couch,Copy !req
41. and you can use it to scare
the new city comptroller.Copy !req
42. - Not that I tried that.
- (gasps) So cool, Roxie!Copy !req
43. Thank you so much.Copy !req
44. - (beeping)
- (whirring)Copy !req
45. And me?Copy !req
46. I have... a very big surprise.Copy !req
47. It's a, a very surprising
thing,Copy !req
48. even to me.Copy !req
49. It's okay you forgotCopy !req
50. because I know exactly
what I want for my birthday.Copy !req
51. You told me you'd train me
to be a crimefighter.Copy !req
52. - That's what I want.
- I never told you that. Ow!Copy !req
53. - (grunts)
- (beep)Copy !req
54. (on video)
You help me,Copy !req
55. I'll train you to be
a crimefighter.Copy !req
56. You have my word.Copy !req
57. Well... it appears I did.Copy !req
58. Sadly, I don't think
you're ready.Copy !req
59. You might have to put in
a little more work first.Copy !req
60. Or a lot more.
Actually,Copy !req
61. I need you to sweep
the curbs around the lair,Copy !req
62. lest Roxanne send
her filth police after me.Copy !req
63. I don't have filth police.
But...Copy !req
64. - (beep)
- Memo. Patrol cars with mop wheels.Copy !req
65. Little brooms in holsters.Copy !req
66. I don't wanna sweep curbs
on my birthday!Copy !req
67. Uh, maybe I'm one of thoseCopy !req
68. make-you-do-chores-until-
surprise!-Copy !req
69. you-know-how-
to-do-everything teachers.Copy !req
70. Oh, but really,
I'm not a teacher at all.Copy !req
71. Self-teaching is the best.
That's what I've always said.Copy !req
72. But you had a teacher!
The hairbrush guy!Copy !req
73. Trust me, you're better off
teaching yourself. Bye!Copy !req
74. That was shockingly harsh.Copy !req
75. Would you like me
to invite her backCopy !req
76. and destroy her surprise?Copy !req
77. Which is?
I'm so excited to hearCopy !req
78. what you make up
right this second.Copy !req
79. I'm gonna, uh, make a cake.Copy !req
80. A cake for Keiko!
Nailed it.Copy !req
81. (scoffs) Come on.Copy !req
82. You don't know how to make
a glass of water.Copy !req
83. How hard can it be?Copy !req
84. Have you ever heard
the term "piece of cake"?Copy !req
85. Chum!
To the hot refrigerator!Copy !req
86. - (drone whirring)
- New drone camera check. Looks good.Copy !req
87. Welcome to "Keiko's Rules
For Defending Your City!"Copy !req
88. So, Megamind thinks
I'm not ready for training.Copy !req
89. Well, I'm not ready
to not be ready.Copy !req
90. And since he wanted me
to teach myself,Copy !req
91. I borrowed this. Boom!
Disguise generator.Copy !req
92. To prove I'm hero material,Copy !req
93. I'm gonna infiltrate
the Doom SyndicateCopy !req
94. and find out
their next big moves.Copy !req
95. Luckily, Megamind just put
shadow boy in the slammer, so...Copy !req
96. - (whirs)
- (Nighty-Knight voice): What up!Copy !req
97. I'm Nighty-Knight.
I'm dumb and think I'm scary,Copy !req
98. and Keiko Morita is awesome.Copy !req
99. To find their hideout,Copy !req
100. I encircled their metadata
to pinpointCopy !req
101. - the exact location of... Wait.
- (beep)Copy !req
102. That's their secret hideout?Copy !req
103. - (whirs)
- Man, these guys are doofuses.Copy !req
104. - Look at me! I am kicking
your derriere! Ho, ho, ho! - (laughing)Copy !req
105. Come on, guys!Copy !req
106. This is a communal workspace!Copy !req
107. We're supposed to be
a community!Copy !req
108. Quiet! Behemoth having
hard time with 'puter.Copy !req
109. - (laughter)
- I'm gonna call the cops on you!Copy !req
110. Then, I'll be the one laughing!Copy !req
111. Ha, ha, ha— Ah!Copy !req
112. Behemoth say quiet down!Copy !req
113. You no listen, so you go up!Copy !req
114. You guys are a bunch of
bullies!Copy !req
115. His feet are dangling!Copy !req
116. - (Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight laughs)
- (villains stop laughing)Copy !req
117. Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
Dark tidings! And other dark... things.Copy !req
118. Yes, I have freed myself
from prison.Copy !req
119. Now, what's our next dark plan?Copy !req
120. Nighty-Knight,
where are the sandwiches?Copy !req
121. Uh... the what?Copy !req
122. Has prison made you dumb-dumb?Copy !req
123. When one of us escape,
they bring sandwiches for all.Copy !req
124. Oh! Yeah.
I was gonna pick some up,Copy !req
125. but, you know,
darkness and... stuff.Copy !req
126. So,Copy !req
127. what are we gonna do next
to bring old Megamind down?Copy !req
128. Let me get this straight.Copy !req
129. You go to jail for a day,
forget the sandwiches,Copy !req
130. and think we're gonna start
letting you in on planning? No!Copy !req
131. We plan, you do chores.Copy !req
132. Drop my lucky beret
at ze cleaners.Copy !req
133. - Actually, we all have
filthy outfits to go there. - (Nighty-Knight grunts)Copy !req
134. That's right.Copy !req
135. Of all the villains
I could've impersonated,Copy !req
136. I picked the one
that gets chores.Copy !req
137. - (oven dings)
- Ah! The cake is ready.Copy !req
138. Sir, perhaps you should've
used,Copy !req
139. you know, a recipe.Copy !req
140. If a birthday is going
to be a surprise,Copy !req
141. shouldn't the ingredients
be as well?Copy !req
142. Now, let's marvel at its
sponge-like fluffiness.Copy !req
143. Well, that certainly
was a surprise.Copy !req
144. Now, with a slight
adjustment...Copy !req
145. And a pinch of love!Copy !req
146. this first layer will be
about as moist as a cake can be.Copy !req
147. - (splat)
- Ah!Copy !req
148. Achilles' high-tops!Copy !req
149. Are you okay?Copy !req
150. Eh, it's all going
according to plan.Copy !req
151. Ah, so 12-degree burns
were part of your plan.Copy !req
152. Oh, well done, Sir!Copy !req
153. You see, Chum?
With trial and error,Copy !req
154. one can accomplish anything.Copy !req
155. - (animal-like screech)
- Chum: Wah!Copy !req
156. - (feral shrieking)
- Help! Get it off! Get it off!Copy !req
157. - (blows)
- Just to be clear,Copy !req
158. this is for Keiko's birthday
this year, right?Copy !req
159. - (typing)
- Behemoth appreciate help.Copy !req
160. Didn't know you knew
about 'puters.Copy !req
161. Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
Are you sure you have to print this entire collection?Copy !req
162. It Behemoth's favorite comic strip.Copy !req
163. Funny cat keeps
Behemoth temper in check.Copy !req
164. - (printing)
- You know, all of your failed print jobsCopy !req
165. - are jamming up the queue.
- (stomping)Copy !req
166. You be patientCopy !req
167. or Behemoth crush
and melt your bones!Copy !req
168. See? Behemoth need all
10,000 pages of Happy Pizza Cat.Copy !req
169. - (typing)
- Control alt delete,Copy !req
170. and print-a-doodle-doo.Copy !req
171. Behemoth thank you.Copy !req
172. - (Behemoth grunts)
- Oh! Ah!Copy !req
173. Hey, I just want to apologizeCopy !req
174. for the behavior
of my coworkers.Copy !req
175. Thanks.
That means a lot.Copy !req
176. I'm grateful one of you
is capable of kindness.Copy !req
177. - (dramatic music playing)
- (Behemoth laughing)Copy !req
178. - (beep, whir)
- Huh?Copy !req
179. Who are you?Copy !req
180. I work for Megamind!Copy !req
181. Can you get my back
if I need it?Copy !req
182. Well, I would,
but I'm too afraidCopy !req
183. of what these bullies
are capable of.Copy !req
184. Come on.
You're the former mayor!Copy !req
185. - You got a little
cutthroat in you. - Huh.Copy !req
186. Well, I suppose
I did crush Bulldog McGooCopy !req
187. in that runoff election.Copy !req
188. Look, if Megamind can help
put these guys back in prison,Copy !req
189. then I'll do what I can to
help.Copy !req
190. And call me Jody.Copy !req
191. Jody Smelt. I do it all.
Taxes, food delivery...Copy !req
192. Oh!
And blown-glass figurines, huh?Copy !req
193. - These are cool.
- Lady Doppler: Nighty-Knight! We need you!Copy !req
194. - Gotta go.
- (beep, whir)Copy !req
195. - (soft music playing)
- (applause)Copy !req
196. We saw you typing out there,
and we thought,Copy !req
197. "Yes! One of us finally
learned how to type!"Copy !req
198. - (grunts)
- Me make big ideasCopy !req
199. to help big boss take down
Megamind. You type.Copy !req
200. Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
Big boss? Who's bigger than us? Am I right?Copy !req
201. - (laughter)
- Oh, mais oui, mais oui!Copy !req
202. He's much funnier now
that he knows how to type.Copy !req
203. - D'accord!
- (typing)Copy !req
204. To take down Megamind,
we should first...Copy !req
205. Nighty-Knight:
What in the blazes is going on?Copy !req
206. Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
Uh, I'll tell you what's going on!Copy !req
207. - I'm the real Nighty-Knight!
- Nighty-Knight: No,Copy !req
208. I'm the real Nighty-Knight.Copy !req
209. Well, this one
brought sandwiches.Copy !req
210. Yeah, but this one
knows how to type.Copy !req
211. Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
As the real, actual Nighty-Knight,Copy !req
212. I can totally
throw my shadow, right?Copy !req
213. (laughs) N-No way this loser
impostor can shadow-throw.Copy !req
214. Nighty-Knight:
Let's see if this imposterCopy !req
215. can conjure up
an entire unicorn.Copy !req
216. - Made of darkness!
- (lights click)Copy !req
217. - What?
- Weak shadow, bro.Copy !req
218. Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
So weak. Do I even need to throw mine? (laughs)Copy !req
219. I mean, you can pick him
if you want,Copy !req
220. but you'll lose
these magic typing fingers.Copy !req
221. I declare the Nighty-Knight
who can type is the real one.Copy !req
222. - Nighty-Knight: No!
Let me go again. - (door opens)Copy !req
223. What is going on?Copy !req
224. I can hardly
hear myself scheming.Copy !req
225. Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
Whoa...Copy !req
226. Either Nighty-Knight has a twin sibling,Copy !req
227. and Heaven help us
if that's true,Copy !req
228. or we have an impostor
in our midst.Copy !req
229. We cannot figure out
who is the real one!Copy !req
230. Hm. Wild guess,Copy !req
231. maybe not the one wearing
Megamind's disguise generator.Copy !req
232. - (gasps) Sacre bleu!
- Why didn't we see that?Copy !req
233. (sighs) Honestly,
if I had a head,Copy !req
234. I'd shake it in disappointment.Copy !req
235. Now, let's see
who our surprise guest is.Copy !req
236. - (beep, whir)
- (dramatic music playing)Copy !req
237. Busted. Huh?Copy !req
238. Hi, Busted.
Me Behemoth.Copy !req
239. - Megamind: Okay, look.
- (Chum gasps)Copy !req
240. Megamind. That's...Copy !req
241. beautiful.Copy !req
242. Oh...
Mind if I take a little taste?Copy !req
243. Don't move a muscle! (gasps)Copy !req
244. Sorry. Just look at it
for a few more seconds.Copy !req
245. Close your eyes
even tighter than before.Copy !req
246. Believe in me,Copy !req
247. knowing in your heart
that I have the abilityCopy !req
248. to create a perfect cake
for Keiko.Copy !req
249. - Something's fishy.
- Sorry. That's me.Copy !req
250. I'm a bit overdue
for a bowl cleaning.Copy !req
251. - (scoffs) No, not you, Chum.
- (whimpers)Copy !req
252. Oh, gimme a break!Copy !req
253. A cardboard cutout of a cakeCopy !req
254. might not be the mind-blowing
surprise you'd hoped for.Copy !req
255. I don't know.
It's a pretty nice picture.Copy !req
256. I'd love that
for my birthday, Sir.Copy !req
257. (sighs) Fine.Copy !req
258. Making a cake
is actually hard for me.Copy !req
259. There, I said it.Copy !req
260. (sighs) It's okay.Copy !req
261. You know, I can teach you
how to make a cake.Copy !req
262. You? You can't bake!Copy !req
263. Those muffins you made tasted
like charred hair follicles.Copy !req
264. I'll have you know
I've been taking online classes,Copy !req
265. and my food is much more
edible.Copy !req
266. So, do you want my help?Copy !req
267. I don't need help
from you or anyone!Copy !req
268. Believe me,
self-teaching is the best.Copy !req
269. If you teach me,
the only way I can be sureCopy !req
270. I've mastered cake-making
is if I defeat you in battle,Copy !req
271. and I really don't want
to do that to you.Copy !req
272. I-I think your last teacherCopy !req
273. may have given you
the wrong idea about teaching.Copy !req
274. - Oh, so many wrong ideas.
- (sad music playing)Copy !req
275. Machiavillain was
villainy incarnate.Copy !req
276. Pure evil.Copy !req
277. (echoing)
Evil... Evil... Evil...Copy !req
278. Can I get you some gum? Boba tea?Copy !req
279. Oh, silly me. (laughs)
You must be so lost.Copy !req
280. I'm Machiavillain,
an old friend of Megamind's.Copy !req
281. It is a pleasure to finally
make your acquaintance, Keiko.Copy !req
282. It's very clear to me
that you're a gifted studentCopy !req
283. in desperate need
of the right teacher.Copy !req
284. Actually, Megamind promised—Copy !req
285. Megamind. (scoffs)Copy !req
286. He could've been
the greatest villainCopy !req
287. the world has ever seen.Copy !req
288. He had so much potential.Copy !req
289. (sighs)
It must be heartbreakingCopy !req
290. he doesn't see yours.Copy !req
291. That's... actually why I'm
here.Copy !req
292. Figured I'd give evil a shot.Copy !req
293. And you'd be a much
better teacher than Megamind.Copy !req
294. How do we know she's not
just trying to spy on usCopy !req
295. - for her old boss?
- Machiavillain: Hm...Copy !req
296. She's right. You'll have
to prove your loyaltyCopy !req
297. before we can start
your training.Copy !req
298. Yeah, sure. Okay.Copy !req
299. What do you want me to do?
Rob a bank? Destroy the moon?Copy !req
300. - (dramatic music playing)
- I want you to stealCopy !req
301. Megamind's baby binky.Copy !req
302. That's it. Seriously?Copy !req
303. Think of it as a small testCopy !req
304. before we let you in on
our bigger plans.Copy !req
305. But know this.Copy !req
306. You try anything funny,Copy !req
307. and you will force me
to do something...Copy !req
308. - most regrettable.
- (dramatic crescendo)Copy !req
309. Maybe I will take that boba.Copy !req
310. Soft enough that you can't
use it for hockey,Copy !req
311. and it's not walking off
on its own power.Copy !req
312. Clearly, I have nailed this!Copy !req
313. (straining)
Maybe it needs more salt.Copy !req
314. (scoffs)
How can it be that bad?Copy !req
315. - (horror sting)
- (yelps, grunts)Copy !req
316. (straining)
Maybe when we can move again,Copy !req
317. you finally let me teach you
how to make a cake.Copy !req
318. That might be a good idea.Copy !req
319. - (beeping)
- (drone buzzing)Copy !req
320. Okay, drone.
Let's do this.Copy !req
321. Keiko Recording (on drone):
Yoo-hoo! Drones rule! Brainbots drool!Copy !req
322. - (binky humming)
- Whoa!Copy !req
323. This is more than just a binky.Copy !req
324. This has some kind of... power.Copy !req
325. I can't just hand this
to Machiavillain,Copy !req
326. but I have to find out
what his plan is!Copy !req
327. Oh, think, Keiko.
Think!Copy !req
328. If you want an exact copy,Copy !req
329. it's gonna take me
about an hour.Copy !req
330. I don't have an hour!Copy !req
331. I'm giving the Doomers the
fake,Copy !req
332. then I gotta get the OG
back to Megamind lickety-split.Copy !req
333. So, this is to pull one over
on those creeps, right?Copy !req
334. I'll do it in the 15 fastest
minutes of your life.Copy !req
335. What's the real reason
you won't train Keiko?Copy !req
336. (sighs) That's personal.
I'll never tell.Copy !req
337. Oh, you better tell,
or I'm gonna tickle you.Copy !req
338. Good luck. We can't move.Copy !req
339. Well, look at this.Copy !req
340. (laughing) Stop!
Ah! Please stop!Copy !req
341. Not until you fess up.Copy !req
342. Now, what's more tickly
than your armpit?Copy !req
343. - (giggles)
- Please! Not my ears!Copy !req
344. - (squeaking)
- (laughing)Copy !req
345. So, why won't you train her?Copy !req
346. Because I don't want
to put Keiko throughCopy !req
347. what I went through!
Especially the whole...Copy !req
348. defeat-me-to-prove-
her-mastery thing!Copy !req
349. Oh!
Oh, thank goodness.Copy !req
350. Just because that's the way
you were taughtCopy !req
351. doesn't mean
you'll do the same to Keiko.Copy !req
352. Look, if I teach you
to make a cake,Copy !req
353. I promise you won't
have to defeat me.Copy !req
354. Okay, okay.
You have a deal.Copy !req
355. Great. I'll gather ingredients.
Uh, you regain mobility.Copy !req
356. Wait. How did it wear off
on you so quickly?Copy !req
357. I was faking.
You really thinkCopy !req
358. I'd swallow something
you cooked?Copy !req
359. Come on...Copy !req
360. (quietly)
Fake's in your hand.Copy !req
361. I've marked it with
a little lightning bolt.Copy !req
362. - See?
- Keiko: Cool.Copy !req
363. The original is in
your backpack. Good luck.Copy !req
364. - (whirring)
- Mm, yes.Copy !req
365. I can sense the power.Copy !req
366. The binky has entered the room.Copy !req
367. - Mission accomplished.
- (zap)Copy !req
368. Huh?Copy !req
369. Well, you've done well, Keiko.Copy !req
370. Come. You've earned the coveted
Seat of Dishonor at our table.Copy !req
371. - Nighty-Knight: Aw...
- (grunts)Copy !req
372. Aw, yeah.Copy !req
373. Now you're ready to hear
the details of my genius plan.Copy !req
374. In fact, you're
an integral part of it.Copy !req
375. Keiko Morita,Copy !req
376. the "expert in
all things Megamind,"Copy !req
377. didn't know that this binkyCopy !req
378. is one of the most powerful
energy sources in the universe!Copy !req
379. - Huh?
- And it is the final component neededCopy !req
380. to restore my body to its
stunning and glamorous glory.Copy !req
381. Power up
the regeneration machine!Copy !req
382. Lady Doppler:
Thanks to Megamind's nincompooperyCopy !req
383. when he was playing mayor,Copy !req
384. we acquired the perfect vessel
for the machine.Copy !req
385. Ta-da!Copy !req
386. Nighty-Knight:
While Megamind was obsessing over his social media,Copy !req
387. I managed to steal this
genetically modified starfishCopy !req
388. with enhanced regeneration
powers from the aquarium.Copy !req
389. Merci to Megamind,Copy !req
390. we not only managed
to get ze isotopesCopy !req
391. we needed to fuel ze machine...Copy !req
392. Evil friend steal brush with hair sample.Copy !req
393. We use DNA from hair sample
to rebuild big boss' body.Copy !req
394. And now, we have the power
of the binkyCopy !req
395. to bring my plan to fruition.Copy !req
396. Hate to interrupt your
long cliché villain explanation,Copy !req
397. but I just gave you
a fake binky, dude.Copy !req
398. And I got the real one
right here. See ya!Copy !req
399. - Get her!
- (dramatic music playing)Copy !req
400. She's around here somewhere!Copy !req
401. Megamind! It's Keiko! Bad news.Copy !req
402. - I'm in a jam
and need your help. - (Lady Doppler shushing)Copy !req
403. I'm behind a fire truck
parked on the corner of—Copy !req
404. - Seize her! Huh?
- (whirring)Copy !req
405. Keiko (on drone):
Maybe you guys should be called the Dumb Syndicate!Copy !req
406. Ha, ha!
Smile for the blooper reel!Copy !req
407. Lady Doppler:
How did she get so slippery?Copy !req
408. Tricky girl turned
into flying machine!Copy !req
409. - (boom)
- (whooshing)Copy !req
410. - (crash)
- (Keiko groans)Copy !req
411. Ah! (panting) Oh no!Copy !req
412. - (zap)
- (panting)Copy !req
413. - Whoa!
- (roaring)Copy !req
414. Ah!Copy !req
415. - (roaring)
- (screaming)Copy !req
416. - (crashing)
- Whoa!Copy !req
417. - Ah, ha!
- (whirring)Copy !req
418. - Ah!
- Ho, ho!Copy !req
419. - (beep)
- You will double-cross your friends.Copy !req
420. You will double-cross
your friends.Copy !req
421. Uh, if I insist.Copy !req
422. - Have at you! (yelling)
- Nighty-Knight: Ah!Copy !req
423. Not cool, bro! Ow!
Personal space, man!Copy !req
424. (sighs) Keiko, you're just
too smart for 'em.Copy !req
425. Nighty-Knight:
We failed you most darkly.Copy !req
426. The child escaped.Copy !req
427. And why would that matter?Copy !req
428. (gasps) It's the fake!Copy !req
429. You see, a long cliché
villain explanationCopy !req
430. is always a good distractionCopy !req
431. when swapping out
fake binkies for real ones.Copy !req
432. When Megamind finds out
what his little pupil did,Copy !req
433. - it'll rip their team to
shreds! -(dramatic crescendo)Copy !req
434. Megamind,
I-I have to tell you something.Copy !req
435. No, no, no! Not a word,Copy !req
436. as I am about to present
your birthday surprise.Copy !req
437. - But this is really—
- Shushie shush shushles.Copy !req
438. I present to you...Copy !req
439. your very own cake!Copy !req
440. You really shouldn't have.
Believe me.Copy !req
441. But, I made it myself!Copy !req
442. You deserve every crumb.Copy !req
443. - Will you do us the honors?
- I-I really shouldn't.Copy !req
444. - Ugh, just cut the cake.
- Oh, come on, Keiko! It's your birthday!Copy !req
445. (sighs) If you insist.Copy !req
446. - (grunts) Um...
- (clang)Copy !req
447. Something's in there.Copy !req
448. Well, reach in
and find out what! (giggles)Copy !req
449. - (dramatic crescendo)
- (squishing, grunts)Copy !req
450. A hero costume?Copy !req
451. I apologize for earlier.Copy !req
452. You're ready to begin
your training.Copy !req
453. No. I'm not ready
for this at all.Copy !req
454. Keiko, are you alright?Copy !req
455. Uh, totally. I...Copy !req
456. My mom has a thing
for me at home, so I gotta go.Copy !req
457. Just gonna leave
this here for now.Copy !req
458. Thanks, but... I don't
deserve you guys.Copy !req
459. - (menacing music playing)
- (muffled machine whirring)Copy !req
460. Now we can really get to work.Copy !req