1. - Huh?
- Hello.Copy !req
2. - Lady Doppler: Always a pleasureCopy !req
3. making a fool outta you,
Megamind.Copy !req
4. And thanks for the isotopes.Copy !req
5. You mean these isotopes?Copy !req
6. Who's the fool now?Copy !req
7. It would appear you are Monsieur Fool!Copy !req
8. Time to spin this
in my favor.Copy !req
9. (zap)Copy !req
10. Looks like someone skipped
a well-balanced breakfast.Copy !req
11. I just have coffee.
Dark blend.Copy !req
12. Come on, Megamind.
You got this.Copy !req
13. Okay, I don't got this!Copy !req
14. Nighty-Knight:
Around and around you go!Copy !req
15. Oh, wait. I got it!Copy !req
16. Ah! My eyes!Copy !req
17. Ah!Copy !req
18. Don't fall asleep on the job!Copy !req
19. Know this.Copy !req
20. I will not rest
until I get those isotopes!Copy !req
21. But first,
maybe a quick power nap.Copy !req
22. As per your ordinance,Copy !req
23. we have slept—Copy !req
24. swept this city clean.Copy !req
25. - And the isotopes?
- That I lost,Copy !req
26. mostly because
we were sweeping,Copy !req
27. but I will not rest
until I've recovered them,Copy !req
28. - Roberta.
- Roxie.Copy !req
29. I'm Megamind.
You're Roxie, Roberta.Copy !req
30. - Uh, is his brain broken?
- How would we tell?Copy !req
31. You've been chasing
villains all night.Copy !req
32. You should go to bed.Copy !req
33. Hopefully a right-side-up one.Copy !req
34. Heroes don't rest.Copy !req
35. Now, I really have to
get back to the lair.Copy !req
36. Um, this is your lair, buddy.Copy !req
37. Ah, yes, of course.
Thank you, Chum.Copy !req
38. - If Megamind doesn't get some rest,Copy !req
39. he's gonna have
a complete Mega-meltdown.Copy !req
40. And those are never pretty.
But not to worry.Copy !req
41. I'll have him shipshape
on the good ship ShipshapeCopy !req
42. - in no time.
- I know you will, Chum.Copy !req
43. - He really needs some rest.Copy !req
44. Ma'am, you have a full day
of wall-to-wall meetings.Copy !req
45. Keiko, Chum, this has been
a confusing waste of time,Copy !req
46. per usual.Copy !req
47. Well, you and I should
be able to handle thingsCopy !req
48. while Megamind rests
and recuperates.Copy !req
49. I've got his beloved binky
right here.Copy !req
50. First of all,
he uses a binky?Copy !req
51. Like a little baby?Copy !req
52. Don't tell him I told you.Copy !req
53. But, yes,
it does help him relax.Copy !req
54. That's a fun fact our followers
don't need to know about.Copy !req
55. Anyway, it's a school day, bro.Copy !req
56. I'm only here
for the toaster pastries.Copy !req
57. Oh, but he's in
pretty bad shape, Keiko.Copy !req
58. I don't know
if I can take care of him alone.Copy !req
59. I'll come back
right when school is outCopy !req
60. and give you a hand.
But, come on.Copy !req
61. You're Chum.
You've got this.Copy !req
62. Izzy Iggy,
lead singer of Facemelter,Copy !req
63. is doing a show in town!Copy !req
64. Sir's gonna want tickets
for sure.Copy !req
65. I love this song!Copy !req
66. - Chum,Copy !req
67. I cannot let myself
be distractedCopy !req
68. by the smooth sounds
and velvety voice of Izzy Iggy!Copy !req
69. There's work to do!Copy !req
70. - Sir, you should be in bed relaxing.Copy !req
71. Here, take your binky.Copy !req
72. Oh, I don't need to relax,
and I don't need my binky.Copy !req
73. What I need is to
create a simulationCopy !req
74. of every possible move
the Doom Syndicate could make!Copy !req
75. This will keep me a good
six to seven steps ahead.Copy !req
76. - Okay...
- But not only that, I need to create a simulationCopy !req
77. of every possible move
the Doom Syndicate could make.Copy !req
78. This will keep me a good
six to seven steps ahead.Copy !req
79. Ooh! A butterfly!Copy !req
80. How did you even get in here,
you silly little bug fairy, you?Copy !req
81. He may not know it,
but this Izzy Iggy showCopy !req
82. is exactly what Sir needs
to recharge his batteries.Copy !req
83. "Remaining Izzy tickets only
available at the box office."Copy !req
84. Huh...Copy !req
85. He'd probably be fine
by himselfCopy !req
86. if I stepped out
for just a second.Copy !req
87. Although I don't agree
with your politics,Copy !req
88. that is too funny, Butterfly.Copy !req
89. Or maybe not.Copy !req
90. How can I get those tickets
and care for Sir?Copy !req
91. Oh, I could really use
an assistant of my own today.Copy !req
92. Huh...Copy !req
93. Alright, cloning machine.Copy !req
94. Let's make another me
to watch SirCopy !req
95. - while I grab those tickets!Copy !req
96. - Just need a little DNA.Copy !req
97. Sir could use a little more
attention than usual,Copy !req
98. so I'll adjust the new me
just a skosh.Copy !req
99. I'm already smart enough,Copy !req
100. so let's trade some
intelligence for persistence.Copy !req
101. Oh, very handsome!Copy !req
102. I shall call you Chum Two.Copy !req
103. Must be because I'm too ready
to serve, Sir!Copy !req
104. Well, I'm glad I didn't skimp
on my witty repartee.Copy !req
105. - Ah! Stop hitting me!Copy !req
106. Okay then.
Try to get him to restCopy !req
107. while I'm off on my errand
to help him,Copy !req
108. you know, rest.Copy !req
109. Oh!Copy !req
110. Uh, in case it rains
on your journey.Copy !req
111. - Well, thank you!
- And here's your lunch.Copy !req
112. Oh, I should be back in a jiff.Copy !req
113. Ah-ah! No one's ever been sorry
they brought a lunch.Copy !req
114. I never thought of it that way.Copy !req
115. Or actually, I suppose I did.Copy !req
116. I can't say why,Copy !req
117. but what I'm seeing makes me
believe the Doom SyndicateCopy !req
118. is building
a giant radioactive banana.Copy !req
119. Diabolical! Hey!Copy !req
120. What the?Copy !req
121. No rest is for the wicked, Sir.Copy !req
122. And you are not wicked.
Anymore.Copy !req
123. - Here we go. And...Copy !req
124. What are you...
It doesn't recline!Copy !req
125. - Not with that attitude.Copy !req
126. Whoa!Copy !req
127. Explain yourself, Chum!Copy !req
128. Chum Two:
Oh, my apologies, Sir.Copy !req
129. Allow me to relax you.Copy !req
130. - Would you please go away?Copy !req
131. I'm letting Sir down.Copy !req
132. Not Sir would be
so disappointed.Copy !req
133. How do I make up
for two disappointmentsCopy !req
134. when there's just one me?Copy !req
135. - Huh.Copy !req
136. - Clerk: Next.Copy !req
137. Good day, employed citizen.
I would like to purchaseCopy !req
138. two tickets to
the Izzy Iggy show, please.Copy !req
139. It's a lottery.Copy !req
140. Is that like, "It's a vibe"?Copy !req
141. No. It means I give you a number,Copy !req
142. and then we'll randomly
call out numbers,Copy !req
143. and those people
will get a chanceCopy !req
144. to buy the two
remaining tickets.Copy !req
145. 14? My lucky number!Copy !req
146. That's the age I was when Sir
first said "thank you" to me.Copy !req
147. Congratulations.
Wait over there.Copy !req
148. And next!Copy !req
149. Tuna? I hate tuna.Copy !req
150. - Other me should know that.Copy !req
151. Lair of Megamind!
This is Chum Two.Copy !req
152. I just wanted to check in.Copy !req
153. You gave me tuna,
which I do not eat,Copy !req
154. and I was worried
that adjusting your personalityCopy !req
155. - might have been—
- Chum Two: Please hold!Copy !req
156. Wait, wait, wait!
Don't put the hold music on!Copy !req
157. - Whoa!
- S-Sorry!Copy !req
158. I-I can't help but follow
instructional song lyrics.Copy !req
159. - Christina Christo!Copy !req
160. Chunk, right?Copy !req
161. Chum, actually.Copy !req
162. I'm just here getting
Izzy tickets for Megamind.Copy !req
163. Well, Roxie asked me
to get two ticketsCopy !req
164. for her and Megamind.Copy !req
165. She said she wanted
him to relax.Copy !req
166. At a metal show?
So weird.Copy !req
167. Well, since I'm already
getting tickets for him,Copy !req
168. you should probably call Roxie
and tell her Chum is on it.Copy !req
169. I'd call myself,
but I'm on hold with... myself.Copy !req
170. No, no, no. When she asks me
to do something, I do it.Copy !req
171. That's why I'm the best.Copy !req
172. I would never leave anything
in the hands of,Copy !req
173. - well, you.
- I have never let Sir down,Copy !req
174. so I kind of feel like
I can handle this.Copy !req
175. Nice moves, weirdo!Copy !req
176. Thank you! Can't resist
instructional songs!Copy !req
177. I'm obviously too
flawed to keep Sir relaxed,Copy !req
178. - but that can be fixed.Copy !req
179. One perfectionist Chum
coming up!Copy !req
180. Perfect!Copy !req
181. - I'm writing an extremely complicated codeCopy !req
182. that should ensure
the Doom Syndicate never again,Copy !req
183. um...Copy !req
184. I forget what,
but trust me!Copy !req
185. It's gonna be the hottest thingCopy !req
186. since sliced beds.Copy !req
187. - Much too close
to the screen, Sir. - Ah!Copy !req
188. You'll damage your eyes.Copy !req
189. Oh, and look at this
unkempt workspace.Copy !req
190. My code!Copy !req
191. That was really
complicated and important!Copy !req
192. I think.Copy !req
193. Killing germs is important,
Sir.Copy !req
194. I have no use
for a clean freak.Copy !req
195. I need someone who is passionate
about stopping crime.Copy !req
196. Passion, you say?
I can do that, Sir!Copy !req
197. - Oh, 'scuse me.Copy !req
198. Let's do this!Copy !req
199. What is this?
A crime simulation?Copy !req
200. Um, yes.Copy !req
201. If I can cut the Syndicate
off here, they'll be trapped.Copy !req
202. Yes! I'm on the edge
of my seat!Copy !req
203. - The tension is electrifying.Copy !req
204. Right...Copy !req
205. And so,
if we defeat them here...Copy !req
206. We'll be heroes!Copy !req
207. Yes...Copy !req
208. But if I don't
make it here in time—Copy !req
209. The world may end!
No, no, no!Copy !req
210. What are you doing?Copy !req
211. These markers represent
human beings!Copy !req
212. How could you be
so insensitive?Copy !req
213. More sensitivity.
Got it, Sir.Copy !req
214. (zap)Copy !req
215. What's the matter now?Copy !req
216. I tried to make you toast,Copy !req
217. but I hurt the toast instead!Copy !req
218. - Uh...Copy !req
219. - There, there.Copy !req
220. The toaster was just on
the wrong calibration.Copy !req
221. It could be fixed.Copy !req
222. You should be happy, dear Chum.Copy !req
223. Happy? Okay, Sir.Copy !req
224. - Calibration?Copy !req
225. Is my de-gun
properly calibrated?Copy !req
226. Oh! The de-gun!Copy !req
227. Are we gonna use it
to stop crime?Copy !req
228. That would be so fun!Copy !req
229. Okay...Copy !req
230. When do we fight bad guys,Copy !req
231. and how much fun will that be?
Scale of 1 to 10?Copy !req
232. You know what you should do?Copy !req
233. You should work on the, um,Copy !req
234. - Invisible Car!
- Oh, yes! Yes!Copy !req
235. It's the best day ever!Copy !req
236. How am I supposed to work
with all this insanity?Copy !req
237. I think Chum might need a nap.Copy !req
238. What do you guys think?Copy !req
239. We think you could use a nap.Copy !req
240. Why am I hearing
more than one...Copy !req
241. Chums?Copy !req
242. Hello!Copy !req
243. - What is going on here?Copy !req
244. Ha! You,
a better assistant than moi?Copy !req
245. For the 10th time,
I'm not an assistant.Copy !req
246. I'm her chief of staff.Copy !req
247. Then why are you fetching
concert tickets? Hmm?Copy !req
248. Okay, fine. I sometimes do
assistanty things,Copy !req
249. but when I do, I am far better
than you could even dream.Copy !req
250. I can assist
circles around you!Copy !req
251. In fact, watch as I use
my superior assistingCopy !req
252. to ensure I win this lottery.Copy !req
253. Excuse me, good sir.Copy !req
254. May I interest you
in my assisting servicesCopy !req
255. in exchange
for your lottery number?Copy !req
256. Well, I was supposed
to buy iguana food today...Copy !req
257. Here you are, sir!Copy !req
258. That was impressive!Copy !req
259. Deal's a deal.Copy !req
260. Looks like
the superior assistantCopy !req
261. just doubled his chancesCopy !req
262. of getting the tickets
for his boss.Copy !req
263. You best not think
you can best me.Copy !req
264. I can do better than best you.Copy !req
265. Well, then. Time for a good
old-fashioned assist-off.Copy !req
266. - Half-caff, light cream, two sugars,Copy !req
267. stirred twice, and hot,
but not too hot.Copy !req
268. Amazing! Now,
I can work on my essay.Copy !req
269. - Speaking of which,Copy !req
270. a complete history of Pompeii!
And look.Copy !req
271. Graphs.Copy !req
272. - Here you go.Copy !req
273. Tiger did his business,
Spuds tired herself out,Copy !req
274. and Dino sniffed out a fire.Copy !req
275. - Thank you. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
276. - And spit, please, sir.Copy !req
277. Tooth brushing!
Will wonders never cease?Copy !req
278. I know what will turn
that blue frown upside down!Copy !req
279. - Tickle fight!Copy !req
280. I love that idea so much,
I'm going to marry it!Copy !req
281. With Sir's blessing,
of course.Copy !req
282. Idea weddings
always make me cry!Copy !req
283. Sir, if we have the ceremony
here at the lair,Copy !req
284. it's a tax write-off!Copy !req
285. Hey, I'm back!
Just like I promised... Whoa!Copy !req
286. Keiko, everything is under control!Copy !req
287. Keiko! I just realized
what's going on here!Copy !req
288. I'm dreaming!Copy !req
289. - I'm very sure
you're not dreaming. -Copy !req
290. And since we're positive
I'm dreaming,Copy !req
291. I can do whatever I want!Copy !req
292. Whee!Copy !req
293. I never felt so free!Copy !req
294. - Lemme make a wild guess here.Copy !req
295. Chum made a clone because
he needed help,Copy !req
296. and that clone
made more clones.Copy !req
297. And now, Megamind
has no concept of realityCopy !req
298. because he's having
a complete Mega-meltdown!Copy !req
299. No!Copy !req
300. Well, actually, yes.Copy !req
301. Anchor (on TV): Things are
growing dangerous downtownCopy !req
302. - as a now 40-foot Behemoth
rampages through Metr— -Copy !req
303. Oh, this dream
is only getting better!Copy !req
304. I get to battle
a 40-foot BehemothCopy !req
305. with my unlimited dream powers!Copy !req
306. To the Invisible Car!Copy !req
307. - Chums: Coming, Sir!
- You four stay here.Copy !req
308. I'm gonna be his dream sherpa
and make sure he stays safeCopy !req
309. and doesn't try
anything stupid.Copy !req
310. I'm gonna destroy BehemothCopy !req
311. with electric beams
from my eyeballs!Copy !req
312. Dream power!Copy !req
313. - You will never stop us
from assisting our Sir! -Copy !req
314. That'll do.Copy !req
315. Ah! Tell me you're normal Chum!Copy !req
316. I just wanted to say
tweedle-dee dinglee-deedledee!Copy !req
317. Because it's so fun to say
when you're happy like me!Copy !req
318. Yeah!Copy !req
319. Oh, definitely not normal Chum.Copy !req
320. Listen up.
This is my dream,Copy !req
321. and I want to make
fighting BehemothCopy !req
322. be as fun as a dream
can make possible!Copy !req
323. I know what's fun! We'll get
the new improved Invisible CarCopy !req
324. and sneak up on Behemoth!Copy !req
325. It'll be like a surprise party!Copy !req
326. I don't think that's a...Copy !req
327. Wait, that's actually
not a bad idea.Copy !req
328. - And... voilàà!Copy !req
329. This is perfect!Copy !req
330. This is a disaster.Copy !req
331. Okay, real talk.Copy !req
332. You're heading to battle
with Behemoth,Copy !req
333. and you do not have
magic dream powers!Copy !req
334. Oh, you're way more fun
in real life, Keiko.Copy !req
335. I'm flying in my dream!Copy !req
336. - Whee!Copy !req
337. - Oh no!Copy !req
338. - Make the car invisible.
- Aw, but I wanna seeCopy !req
339. if we can make Behemoth smile
at its pretty colors!Copy !req
340. We can stop it with
the dream power of happiness!Copy !req
341. - No!
- Yes, we can.Copy !req
342. - Ooh.Copy !req
343. Pretty car.Copy !req
344. - Aw, it worked! We made him smile.Copy !req
345. Behemoth smash pretty car!Copy !req
346. I never felt nauseous in a dream before!Copy !req
347. - It's not a dream!Copy !req
348. Don't worry,
bummer dream Keiko.Copy !req
349. My electro-vision
will blast Behemoth!Copy !req
350. Oh, please end well.
Please end well.Copy !req
351. - Chum clone: Sir! Let us help you!Copy !req
352. I will rescue you!Copy !req
353. Strike me down!
Sir is out there in danger!Copy !req
354. And he doesn't even
have his binky!Copy !req
355. The perfect plan
to help Sir.Copy !req
356. I know it will come to us if
we just put our heads together!Copy !req
357. Put our heads together...Copy !req
358. What if we use
the cloning machineCopy !req
359. to combine our molecules,
lower all our attributes,Copy !req
360. and maximize strength,
making one gigantic us!Copy !req
361. I'm coming, Sir!Copy !req
362. - Hi, Roxanne!
- Hi, Chum.Copy !req
363. - Take that! And that!Copy !req
364. - Who tickle Behemoth?Copy !req
365. Megamind?Copy !req
366. Huh?Copy !req
367. I'll save you, Sir!Copy !req
368. - Whoa!Copy !req
369. - A great big Chum! Keiko!Copy !req
370. Isn't this the most
wonderful dream?Copy !req
371. You know what?
I'm gonna give in to the crazy.Copy !req
372. - This kicks butt!
- You just relax, Sir.Copy !req
373. I'll handle this.Copy !req
374. Everything's giant monsters
these days.Copy !req
375. Where's the remote?Copy !req
376. Shh! Sir is trying to nap!Copy !req
377. Ha! He did it!
Megamind did it!Copy !req
378. Yes. Thank you. You're all welcome.Copy !req
379. He destroyed the streets again!Copy !req
380. I can't get to work!Copy !req
381. Even in my dream,Copy !req
382. when I win, I lose.Copy !req
383. This city will be
the death of me.Copy !req
384. This city will be
the death of him?Copy !req
385. I have to act fast.
I must...Copy !req
386. - destroy the city before it destroys Sir!Copy !req
387. - Whoa! Ho!Copy !req
388. - Huh?Copy !req
389. Hm.Copy !req
390. I'd be happy to help
anyone with anything!Copy !req
391. I'll do twice her anythingCopy !req
392. - and be three times
as happy about it! -Copy !req
393. And the final number is...Copy !req
394. - 14.
- That's me. I win!Copy !req
395. I'm the best assistant
in the city!Copy !req
396. Ha, ha! Yes!
Told you! In your face!Copy !req
397. - Huh?Copy !req
398. I think Megamind might need
some top-notch assistingCopy !req
399. right about now.
You take the tickets.Copy !req
400. If I'm gonna lose, at least
it's to another assistantCopy !req
401. and a really good one.Copy !req
402. - Oh, my. Looks like my plan went a little haywire.Copy !req
403. He's finally resting,
so you kind of did your job.Copy !req
404. - Sir...Copy !req
405. - It's time to wake up, Sir.
- Oh, Chum.Copy !req
406. - I had the craziest dream ever.Copy !req
407. There were so many yous,
but not in a good way.Copy !req
408. - Then, a giant you wrestled
a mountain in the street. -Copy !req
409. Actually, it was real, Sir.
It all happened.Copy !req
410. We're too late!Copy !req
411. Until the city is flattened,Copy !req
412. I don't think this MegaChum will
follow a single instruction!Copy !req
413. That's a great idea, Sir!Copy !req
414. There's one kind of instruction
no Chum can resist!Copy !req
415. - MegaChum: Sorry!Copy !req
416. Apologies, everyone.
Nothing personal.Copy !req
417. Just have to destroy
everything real quickCopy !req
418. before you become
the death of my Sir.Copy !req
419. What is that?Copy !req
420. - It's working, Chum!
Keep going! - Got it!Copy !req
421. Instruction songs?Copy !req
422. The funnest songs
in the whole fun-a-verse!Copy !req
423. You know,
this old man guitar music's starting to grow on me.Copy !req
424. Chum!Copy !req
425. - I think you should have these.
- Really?Copy !req
426. You put our dumb
competition asideCopy !req
427. to do some phenomenal
assisting.Copy !req
428. - And you saved the city.Copy !req
429. Oh, Sir will be
so touched that you—Copy !req
430. I didn't do it for him.Copy !req
431. Us assistants
have to stick together.Copy !req
432. You did a great job, Chum.Copy !req
433. I'm quite proud.
But remember.Copy !req
434. One Chum has always been
enough for me.Copy !req
435. Um, Sir?Copy !req
436. That's my little fish monkey.Copy !req
437. Operation Mega Meltdown
was only a partial success.Copy !req
438. We've got the hairbrush,
but the binky's not here.Copy !req
439. Machiavillain
I would need a crayonCopy !req
440. to put this into simpler terms.Copy !req
441. The binky is the key
to my entire plan.Copy !req
442. It's so hard to find
quality assistants.Copy !req
443. But, I guess if you want
something done right,Copy !req
444. you have to get someone else
to do it yourself!Copy !req
445. Huh!Copy !req