1. - Huh?
- Hello.Copy !req
2. Ah! 27 seconds and counting!Copy !req
3. - Our time's running out!
- Okay...Copy !req
4. - Dentist.Copy !req
5. No! Stop guessing "dentist"!Copy !req
6. Come on, Chum.Copy !req
7. It's scary, it's got
a big mouth, little arms...Copy !req
8. - Oh! I know! A shark, but with arms!Copy !req
9. A shark but with arms?
That's your guess?Copy !req
10. - (zap)Copy !req
11. A T-Rex, Chum!
It was a T-Rex!Copy !req
12. - Sorry, not sorry.Copy !req
13. So this is like regular
"Guess That Thing,"Copy !req
14. but with electric shocks.Copy !req
15. Yeah, painful ones!
Well, except for Chum.Copy !req
16. The wattage is pretty
calming on his circuits.Copy !req
17. It thure is, Kreiko.Copy !req
18. This is how we do game night
at the lair, dear Roxie!Copy !req
19. Now, are you ready
to guess that thing?Copy !req
20. Let's do this!Copy !req
21. - Megamind: Uh, okay!Copy !req
22. This thing is— Um...Copy !req
23. Oh, sorry. My brilliant brain
keeps thinking ofCopy !req
24. Old English synonyms
you couldn't possibly know.Copy !req
25. Try me. I'm no Yorkshire raggedy fishwife.Copy !req
26. Oh. I've never heard that one.Copy !req
27. - I-I made it up!
Keep going! - Okay!Copy !req
28. Remember one time when
I was evil and captured you?Copy !req
29. This is what
I dangled you overCopy !req
30. - by the thinnest of strings...Copy !req
31. Uh, genetically
modified piranhas!Copy !req
32. - Mm, no, the other time.
- Quicksand!Copy !req
33. - No, no! A different time!
- Bear traps!Copy !req
34. - Yes! I dangled you over
a pit of bear traps! - Whew.Copy !req
35. - That was close.Copy !req
36. Almost as close as
you got to those bear traps.Copy !req
37. Piranhas? Bear traps?Copy !req
38. You guys have
the weirdest friendship ever!Copy !req
39. I think we have
a perfectly normalCopy !req
40. villain-turned-hero-
slash-reporter-turned- mayor camaraderie.Copy !req
41. There's nothing normal
about that sentence at all.Copy !req
42. I admit our relationship
is a bit unconventional,Copy !req
43. but it's kinda
like those videosCopy !req
44. where a koala is friends
with an eel.Copy !req
45. Okay, yeah, it is kinda weird.Copy !req
46. Couldn't agree more.Copy !req
47. But I would replace
"kinda" with "very,"Copy !req
48. and I'd replace
Megamind with anyone.Copy !req
49. Sorry. Polls say voters prefer
a mayor with normal friends.Copy !req
50. You're still here?Copy !req
51. Don't you turn back into
a bale of hay at sundown?Copy !req
52. The mayor's work is never done.Copy !req
53. We still have to finishCopy !req
54. the municipal operations
facility's budget.Copy !req
55. Guess the mayor's work
is never interesting either.Copy !req
56. Hey, man,
it's game night at the lair!Copy !req
57. You leave your manners
at the door.Copy !req
58. - Whoa.Copy !req
59. Sorry, guys.
I gotta head home.Copy !req
60. Already?
It's way before your curfew!Copy !req
61. I have to work on
an extra credit project.Copy !req
62. If I don't build a robot
that can throw a tennis ball,Copy !req
63. my science teacher
will flunk me.Copy !req
64. If it's a robot you need,
you're more than welcome to useCopy !req
65. all the high-tech doodads
the lair has to offer.Copy !req
66. Really?
I can use all your cool stuff?Copy !req
67. Oh, Mr. Schlurg-Peterman might
give me extra-extra credit!Copy !req
68. - Wait. Bennett Schlurg-Peterman?
- You know her teacher?Copy !req
69. We were inseparable
at summer camp.Copy !req
70. They didn't even need
to tie us togetherCopy !req
71. - for the three-legged race.
- So, why aren't you hanging outCopy !req
72. with this everyday card-carrying
member of the teachers unionCopy !req
73. instead of these
stinking weirdos?Copy !req
74. - Hey!
- Hey!Copy !req
75. - (zap)
- Yipe! Aaah...Copy !req
76. Man, I haven't seen
Bennett in years,Copy !req
77. but we used to have
so much fun.Copy !req
78. Like bear trap, piranha fun?Copy !req
79. Different in that it was
a more... normal fun.Copy !req
80. Yeah, we must be talking about
a different Schlurg-Peterman.Copy !req
81. Schlurg-Peterman?
Sounds like a law firmCopy !req
82. - that represents haunted toys.
- Chum: Mm...Copy !req
83. Or that noise Chum's making.Copy !req
84. - Schluuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrg.Copy !req
85. Burp McSchlurp Esquire?Copy !req
86. Ritchi Von Coconut Cannon?Copy !req
87. - It's really you!
- I can't believe it!Copy !req
88. My science classroom's
down there.Copy !req
89. It's really not that exciting.Copy !req
90. Not exciting? To see where
my dear Keiko fills her mindCopy !req
91. with test tube wishes
and double helix dreams?Copy !req
92. I mostly doodle.Copy !req
93. Well, now you can
skee-doodle on home.Copy !req
94. I want to experience this solo.Copy !req
95. Are you sure this isn't about
Roxie and Mr. Schlurg-Peterman?Copy !req
96. I said skee-doodle.Copy !req
97. Please. What could some
boring normie-normaltonCopy !req
98. have to offer
friendship-wise over moi?Copy !req
99. Huh?Copy !req
100. Megamind!
What a surprise!Copy !req
101. Uh, Bennett, Megamind.
Megamind, Bennett.Copy !req
102. Schlurg-Peterman.Copy !req
103. Ah, just reminiscing
about summer camp hereCopy !req
104. with ol' Coconut Cannon.Copy !req
105. Yikes. Insulting her stringy
coconut-like hair?Copy !req
106. Not so nice, Bennett.Copy !req
107. I have stringy hair?Copy !req
108. Oh, we called her
Coconut CannonCopy !req
109. because of her killer throwing
skills on the dodgeball field.Copy !req
110. Not as killer
as your air muffinsCopy !req
111. on Wet Chili Wednesdays.Copy !req
112. You know, in prison,Copy !req
113. I invented a snack called
"toothpaste bites."Copy !req
114. Yes, I know.Copy !req
115. Oh!
Our secret handshake!Copy !req
116. How have we not done that yet?Copy !req
117. Excuse me, Roxie?Copy !req
118. Remember when I trapped you
on a hot air balloonCopy !req
119. with tarantulas?Copy !req
120. - That was fairly enjoyable...
- One, two, three.Copy !req
121. And pinky! Wazoo! Cronch!Copy !req
122. - Bennett: I can't believe
we remembered it all! - Roxie: Oh, I know!Copy !req
123. - Oh...Copy !req
124. - Chum: Oh, Sir.Copy !req
125. - Did you use a taquito
as a chocolate milk straw again? -Copy !req
126. Oh, this is a different
kind of agony, Chum.Copy !req
127. Like longing
mixed with sadnessCopy !req
128. mixed with
feelings of inadequacy.Copy !req
129. Sounds like someone's jealous.Copy !req
130. You know, 'cause you and Roxie
are a thing?Copy !req
131. We're not a "thing."Copy !req
132. Why?
Did she say something?Copy !req
133. I just figured you guys
were deeply in love,Copy !req
134. but pretend to be too busy
to realize itCopy !req
135. because you're both terrified.Copy !req
136. That's how hero relationships
normally work.Copy !req
137. It's complicated, Keiko.
And I am not jealous!Copy !req
138. I'm sure my tummy
has nothing to do with the factCopy !req
139. that the goodest thing
that ever happened to meCopy !req
140. has replaced me
with her old camp buddy,Copy !req
141. and they share nothing
but warm fuzzy memories!Copy !req
142. Just wondering,
have you told RoxieCopy !req
143. you think she's the goodest?Copy !req
144. Which is adorable, by the way.Copy !req
145. I grew up in a prison,
remember?Copy !req
146. I'm new to
the whole friend thing.Copy !req
147. - Um, hello?
Standing right here. -Copy !req
148. Oh, Chum, I adore you,Copy !req
149. but you're more of
a vestigial limbCopy !req
150. or a helpful ghost
haunting me for life.Copy !req
151. - I'll take it!
- (zap)Copy !req
152. - Oh, you don't understandCopy !req
153. the pain I'm in.Copy !req
154. When I was young,
I never even got to playCopy !req
155. - a decent game of—
- Robot: Throw!Copy !req
156. - Ow!Copy !req
157. It's actually called "catch,"
but yes.Copy !req
158. My robot actually works!Copy !req
159. And just in time for dinner.Copy !req
160. Try not to be jealous, okay?Copy !req
161. So you don't have
an old camp buddy. Who cares?Copy !req
162. You're Megamind.
You can do literally anything!Copy !req
163. Huh...Copy !req
164. Keep an eye on my pal here,
will you?Copy !req
165. - Hm...Copy !req
166. Pal...Copy !req
167. - That's it!Copy !req
168. Maybe it's time
I make a pal of my own!Copy !req
169. Come, come, little robot.Copy !req
170. - Oh yeah.Copy !req
171. Ooh! Remember when
we snuck into the cabinCopy !req
172. where they kept
all the confiscated candy?Copy !req
173. I've never thrown up
so many colors in my life.Copy !req
174. Oh. It's nothing.
City social media account tagged me.Copy !req
175. Happens all the... Wait.Copy !req
176. "Our mayor with her
oh-so-normal teacher friend.Copy !req
177. Hashtag relatable."Copy !req
178. - Christina...Copy !req
179. Hey! That's us!Copy !req
180. I am so sorry about this.Copy !req
181. I don't normally have
paparazzi, I swear.Copy !req
182. It must be weird being friends
with adult me.Copy !req
183. I'm cool with it.
It feels likeCopy !req
184. - the most normal thing
in the world. -Copy !req
185. Yes!Copy !req
186. And I have a feelingCopy !req
187. those normal feelings
are about to change.Copy !req
188. Oh!
You guys come here, too?Copy !req
189. Roxanne, Bennett,Copy !req
190. I'd like you to meet
my old camp buddy,Copy !req
191. - Pal-3000!Copy !req
192. Ollo! We were bunkmates
at Camp Turkey Neck.Copy !req
193. Oh, the friendship memories
we shared.Copy !req
194. What? You don't really
expect us to believeCopy !req
195. this scraggly hunk of metal
is an old friend of yours?Copy !req
196. - Your words make me sad.Copy !req
197. - I am sad now. Hm...Copy !req
198. I programmed him to be very
in touch with his emotions.Copy !req
199. Not advanced AI so much asCopy !req
200. a simple copy-paste
of my own heart.Copy !req
201. I thought you said
you met at camp.Copy !req
202. It was a day camp, and that day
happened to be today.Copy !req
203. And while Pal-3000 may indeed
be made of metal,Copy !req
204. he and I have just as strong
a bond as you two.Copy !req
205. Actually, I might even argue
that we haveCopy !req
206. an even stronger bond
than you two!Copy !req
207. It's not a competition.Copy !req
208. Perhaps, but you know
what is a competition?Copy !req
209. - Limbo!Copy !req
210. Come on, limbo!Copy !req
211. Who will crash to
the ground on their spine first?Copy !req
212. - Oh!Copy !req
213. - S-So, what's the deal with you and him?Copy !req
214. It's complicated.Copy !req
215. I'd say he's not
normally like this,Copy !req
216. but my nose would start
growing.Copy !req
217. Like Pinocchio!
Because you'd be lying!Copy !req
218. You got it!
Shall we finish?Copy !req
219. - Enough limbo.Copy !req
220. Time for Camp Turkey Neck
Cheer.Copy !req
221. Brilliant idea,
robo pal of mine!Copy !req
222. - Who's in the neck?
- I'm in the neck!Copy !req
223. My neck of the woods?Copy !req
224. Your neck of the woods!Copy !req
225. Turkey Neck! Turkey Neck! Gobble, gobble, gobble!Copy !req
226. Ha-ha ha-ha! Memories good.
Shared memories better.Copy !req
227. - Come on, guys! Gobble!
- You don't have to— Ah!Copy !req
228. - Gobble, gobble!
- Ow!Copy !req
229. No!
This is the opposite of normal!Copy !req
230. Where is my robot?Copy !req
231. - Uh, have you checked the lair?Copy !req
232. We're in the lair!
He's due today!Copy !req
233. - Dah! I need to stress scroll.Copy !req
234. Why is my science
project wearing a hatCopy !req
235. and throwing donuts
at Megamind?Copy !req
236. Oh, food fight!Copy !req
237. Just like old times!Copy !req
238. - Oh no!
- Hey, come on, cut it out!Copy !req
239. - Look out! Gonna get ya!
- Ha! Throwing food at you!Copy !req
240. - So sorry about all this.
- Eh, it's not your fault.Copy !req
241. We'll try again soon. Yeah,
I'm gonna make a run for it.Copy !req
242. Watch out, Pal-3000!Copy !req
243. You're about to get
a face full of jelly!Copy !req
244. - Oh...Copy !req
245. Here comes that
awful feeling again.Copy !req
246. Ha-ha!Copy !req
247. You just got Pal-3000'ed
in the face.Copy !req
248. - You stole my science project?Copy !req
249. No, I borrowed
your science project.Copy !req
250. The robot isn't even yours?Copy !req
251. No, it's not!Copy !req
252. You can have him back.Copy !req
253. Turns out, it wasn't enough
to relieve meCopy !req
254. of my churning tummy anyways.Copy !req
255. Plus, I think Roxie may be
a tad displeased with me.Copy !req
256. If you could fill a city bus
with a tad, then yes.Copy !req
257. - It's been fun, Pal-3000,Copy !req
258. but our lifelong
hour of friendship has come to an end.Copy !req
259. - Pal-3000: Mm.
- Run along now.Copy !req
260. I'm truly sorry, Roxie.Copy !req
261. L-Let me get these sprinkles
out of your stringy hair.Copy !req
262. Come on, science project.Copy !req
263. We have my academic future
to save.Copy !req
264. - Pal-3000: Processing... Processing...Copy !req
265. Not science project.Copy !req
266. Pal-3000 is
Megamind's best friend.Copy !req
267. But, Megamind is no longer
best friend to Pal-3000.Copy !req
268. Then, Pal-3000
must find new MegamindCopy !req
269. to be best friend.Copy !req
270. I think my homework's
freaking out!Copy !req
271. Uh...Copy !req
272. Must find new Megamind.Copy !req
273. - Must fight new Megamind.Copy !req
274. - Must find new Megamind.Copy !req
275. Megamind!Copy !req
276. Not Megamind.Copy !req
277. Uh, think you could
drive faster?Copy !req
278. Speed is relative, Keiko.Copy !req
279. - This is not the time for relaxation.Copy !req
280. We've got
an emotionally unstableCopy !req
281. and potentially dangerous robot
on the loose!Copy !req
282. Must replace Megamind.Copy !req
283. Must find new Megamind.Copy !req
284. Must find new Megamind.Copy !req
285. - Megamind. Not Megamind.Copy !req
286. - Hey! What are you doing?
- Throw!Copy !req
287. Whoa!Copy !req
288. - Friend: Dude, you okay?
- Pal-3000: Ha-ha ha-ha. Memories good.Copy !req
289. - Shared memories better.Copy !req
290. Feeling melancholy.Copy !req
291. Hm. Want to journal.Copy !req
292. He just tossed that civilian like a rag doll!Copy !req
293. Uh, yeah,Copy !req
294. so I may have reinforced
his metal bodyCopy !req
295. with space alloyCopy !req
296. and made him 1,000 times
stronger than a human.Copy !req
297. - What?Copy !req
298. Oh, sure.
It sounds crazy now,Copy !req
299. but what if we were
in a tug-of-war contest?Copy !req
300. Not Megamind! Throw!Copy !req
301. - Not Megamind! Throw!Copy !req
302. - Not Megamind!Copy !req
303. - Throw!Copy !req
304. Unbelievable! All of this
just because you were jealous.Copy !req
305. What?
This is all because ofCopy !req
306. that diabolical
Schlurg-Peterman.Copy !req
307. Bennett? What did he do?Copy !req
308. I don't know,
but for some reason,Copy !req
309. I don't like the guy!Copy !req
310. Again, all of this could have
been avoidedCopy !req
311. if you both just clearly
defined your relationship.Copy !req
312. It's complicated,
Keiko!Copy !req
313. Pal-3000: Not Megamind.
Not Megamind. Not Megamind.Copy !req
314. - Not Megamind.Copy !req
315. You gotta do something!Copy !req
316. - Nice knowing you, Pal-3000.Copy !req
317. No! I still need him
for my science grade!Copy !req
318. Ugh. It's gonna be absolutely
impossible to tame him.Copy !req
319. Just pretend to be
his friend again,Copy !req
320. so we can make him go to
school.Copy !req
321. - Not Megamind...
- I'd rather not. He's so needy.Copy !req
322. It can make him
so unpleasant to be around.Copy !req
323. Sounds like someone I know.Copy !req
324. Yeah. Bennett, am I right?Copy !req
325. Not Megamind!
Not Megamind!Copy !req
326. Not Megamind!Copy !req
327. Not Megamind. Not Megamind. Not Megamind. Not...Copy !req
328. Giving him what he wants
is the only way to stop this,Copy !req
329. and what he wants is you.Copy !req
330. - Megamind...Copy !req
331. Gah. Can't you just make do
with a lower GPA?Copy !req
332. Colleges care far more about
extracurriculars, you know.Copy !req
333. If I don't get extra credit,
I fail.Copy !req
334. If I fail, my mom won't let me
hang out at the lair anymore.Copy !req
335. She won't let me hang out
with any of you!Copy !req
336. I should step it up then.Copy !req
337. But, if I pull something doing
the Turkey Neck Cheer again,Copy !req
338. - I expect foot massages
from all of you. - No!Copy !req
339. - Absolutely not.
- I got first dibs!Copy !req
340. - Not Megamind. Not Megamind.Copy !req
341. Yoo-hoo! Pal-3000!Copy !req
342. - My bestest friend.Copy !req
343. - Megamind!Copy !req
344. - Ha ha ha.Copy !req
345. You look hungry.Copy !req
346. Uh...Copy !req
347. Trust fall!Copy !req
348. Oh, no.Copy !req
349. Pal-3000:
Throw. Catch.Copy !req
350. Throw. Catch.Copy !req
351. - Throw. Catch.Copy !req
352. Lead him over here!Copy !req
353. Uh, why don't we go this way?
More friendship fun to be had.Copy !req
354. There? Processing.Copy !req
355. - Processing. Analyzing new data.Copy !req
356. Megamind led me to girl
who called me science project.Copy !req
357. Ultimate betrayal detected.Copy !req
358. Engage tantrum protocol.Copy !req
359. - Hey!Copy !req
360. - Calm down! It's okay!Copy !req
361. - Megamind will not
leave Pal-3000. -Copy !req
362. This friendship
is officially toxic!Copy !req
363. Aah!Copy !req
364. - Megamind!
- Sir!Copy !req
365. Up, where nobody can stop us.Copy !req
366. Ha-ha!Copy !req
367. Ah, this will all be fine.Copy !req
368. - (zap)
- Woo!Copy !req
369. Ah!Copy !req
370. We don't need gun
for friendly fun.Copy !req
371. Oh, blast that magnetic alloy!Copy !req
372. That I added.
Why must I always overachieve?Copy !req
373. - What do we do?
- I don't know! Chum,Copy !req
374. - I forget. Can you fly?Copy !req
375. Nah. The space alloy
I'm made of is super heavy.Copy !req
376. - (zap)
- Yow!Copy !req
377. That's it!
If the orb calms Chum,Copy !req
378. and they're made out
of the same stuff...Copy !req
379. You are thinking
of other friends.Copy !req
380. - Mm-mm-mmm!Copy !req
381. Ah! Of course not!Copy !req
382. Uh, come here, you huggable pal!
Let's play a game.Copy !req
383. How about Guess That Thing?Copy !req
384. Not with Roxanne,
but with you, my real friend.Copy !req
385. Oh, a game? Yes, please!Copy !req
386. Guess That Thing!
On game night,Copy !req
387. we all had to play with these
small, round, dangerous things.Copy !req
388. - Remember?
- Game night does not compute.Copy !req
389. The electrified orb!Copy !req
390. - No! No!
Not the orb of calmness!Copy !req
391. We have to throw it to Pal-3000
to save Megamind.Copy !req
392. - Soon, they'll be too high up.
This is our one shot. -Copy !req
393. Can't you throw it up there?
For Sir?Copy !req
394. I can't!Copy !req
395. You'll have to! For Sir!Copy !req
396. - Come on, Coconut Cannon.Copy !req
397. You got this.Copy !req
398. - Hey, Pal-3000!Copy !req
399. Catch!Copy !req
400. - Catch! My favorite game.Copy !req
401. - Megamind: Chum, grab it!Copy !req
402. Pal-3000:
Ah... Taking nap now.Copy !req
403. I may not have thought
this through!Copy !req
404. - Chum! I'll do it.Copy !req
405. - Decelerate! To slow their fall!Copy !req
406. Ah. I see you paid some
attention in science class.Copy !req
407. Breathe. Aim. Shoot.Copy !req
408. (zap)Copy !req
409. O... kay.Copy !req
410. Good... aim... Roxanne...Copy !req
411. Nope! No time for
your decelerated thoughts!Copy !req
412. I got a class to pass!Copy !req
413. Okay, Pal-3000.Copy !req
414. Throw the ball.Copy !req
415. Hum... I will never be
Megamind's best friend.Copy !req
416. What's the point?Copy !req
417. What's the point
of anything, anyway?Copy !req
418. Mr. Schlurg-Peterman, you saw
what Pal-3000 is capable of!Copy !req
419. Ooh, sorry.
Rules are rules.Copy !req
420. Unless he throws that ball,
you fail.Copy !req
421. Look, Pal-3000.
I made you to be my best friend.Copy !req
422. But I saw today that
you can't just make a friend.Copy !req
423. You can't force someone to feel
how you want them to.Copy !req
424. Friendship is more
like a game of catch.Copy !req
425. It's give and take.Copy !req
426. And today,
I was a real ball hog.Copy !req
427. I'm sorry.Copy !req
428. And I'm sorry I was going
to throw you offCopy !req
429. the top of a skyscraper.Copy !req
430. That's oka— Wait, what?Copy !req
431. Oh, hey, someone give me
that ball to throw.Copy !req
432. - Throw!
- Robot: Catch.Copy !req
433. Whoa!Copy !req
434. Don't be surprised.
I am up to my eyeballsCopy !req
435. in extra-credit robots.Copy !req
436. - A lot of kids are failing.
- Analyzing. A new friend.Copy !req
437. Conclusion,
vastly superior to Megamind.Copy !req
438. Vastly superior?
I don't like that.Copy !req
439. Recognize a good thing?Copy !req
440. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...Copy !req
441. Alright, Keiko.
You now have a B-.Copy !req
442. Yes! Can we have another
game night to celebrate?Copy !req
443. - Of course!
- How about 8:30?Copy !req
444. - Absolutely.
- Roxie! You in?Copy !req
445. Oh, we were gonna
finish our meal.Copy !req
446. I guess I'm cool
with you two hanging out.Copy !req
447. Oof!Copy !req
448. Puddles of poodles, that hurt.Copy !req
449. Pal-3000:
My bad.Copy !req
450. Uh...Copy !req
451. - A giraffe on a sailboat!Copy !req
452. - Lasagna! The War of 1812!Copy !req
453. These are all horrible guesses!Copy !req
454. - Roxie. Where's Bennett?Copy !req
455. Turns out, we don't have a lot
in common beyond camp memories.Copy !req
456. And sure, you and I have
some not-so-fun memories,Copy !req
457. but who cares?Copy !req
458. We have all the time
in the world to make new ones.Copy !req
459. Like today, when I saved youCopy !req
460. from being thrown
off a building.Copy !req
461. Or when you shot that De-Gun
at me with perfect aim.Copy !req
462. I've never been so decelerated.Copy !req
463. O-Or when that robot tossed
that guy into the garbage!Copy !req
464. That was actually very scary.Copy !req
465. And how about that throw,
Coconut Cannon?Copy !req
466. Oh, stop.Copy !req
467. - Uh, you do know that's
still counting down, right? -Copy !req
468. That is quite calming.Copy !req
469. - Ow!Copy !req