1. - (line straining)
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- Hello.
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3. - (dramatic music playing)
- (timer beeping)
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4. Ah! 27 seconds and counting!
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5. - Our time's running out!
- Okay...
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6. - (beeping continues)
- Dentist.
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7. No! Stop guessing "dentist"!
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8. Come on, Chum.
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9. It's scary, it's got
a big mouth, little arms...
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10. - (beeping speeds up)
- Oh! I know! A shark, but with arms!
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11. A shark but with arms?
That's your guess?
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12. - (zap)
- (grunting)
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13. A T-Rex, Chum!
It was a T-Rex!
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14. - (relaxed) Sorry, not sorry.
- (grunts)
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17. Yeah, painful ones!
Well, except for Chum.
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18. The wattage is pretty
calming on his circuits.
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19. (relaxed, slurring)
It thure is, Kreiko.
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20. This is how we do game night
at the lair, dear Roxie!
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21. Now, are you ready
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22. Let's do this!
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23. - (beep)
- Megamind: Uh, okay!
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24. This thing is— Um...
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25. Oh, sorry. My brilliant brain
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26. Old English synonyms
you couldn't possibly know.
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27. (British accent)
Try me. I'm no Yorkshire raggedy fishwife.
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28. Oh. I've never heard that one.
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29. - (normal) I-I made it up!
Keep going! - Okay!
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30. Remember one time when
I was evil and captured you?
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31. This is what
I dangled you over
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32. - by the thinnest of strings...
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33. Uh, genetically
modified piranhas!
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34. - Mm, no, the other time.
- Quicksand!
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35. - No, no! A different time!
- Bear traps!
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36. - Yes! I dangled you over
a pit of bear traps! - Whew.
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37. - (beeping stops)
- That was close.
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38. (sighs) Almost as close as
you got to those bear traps.
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39. Piranhas? Bear traps?
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40. You guys have
the weirdest friendship ever!
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41. I think we have
a perfectly normal
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42. villain-turned-hero-
slash-reporter-turned- mayor camaraderie.
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43. There's nothing normal
about that sentence at all.
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44. I admit our relationship
is a bit unconventional,
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like those videos
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with an eel.
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47. Okay, yeah, it is kinda weird.
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48. Couldn't agree more.
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49. But I would replace
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50. and I'd replace
Megamind with anyone.
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51. Sorry. Polls say voters prefer
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52. You're still here?
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53. Don't you turn back into
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54. The mayor's work is never done.
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55. We still have to finish
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facility's budget.
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57. Guess the mayor's work
is never interesting either.
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58. Hey, man,
it's game night at the lair!
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59. You leave your manners
at the door.
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60. - (phone alert)
- Whoa.
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61. Sorry, guys.
I gotta head home.
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62. Already?
It's way before your curfew!
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63. I have to work on
an extra credit project.
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64. If I don't build a robot
that can throw a tennis ball,
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65. my science teacher
will flunk me.
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66. If it's a robot you need,
you're more than welcome to use
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67. all the high-tech doodads
the lair has to offer.
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68. Really?
I can use all your cool stuff?
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69. Oh, Mr. Schlurg-Peterman might
give me extra-extra credit!
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70. - Wait. Bennett Schlurg-Peterman?
- You know her teacher?
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71. (sighs) We were inseparable
at summer camp.
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72. They didn't even need
to tie us together
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73. - for the three-legged race.
- So, why aren't you hanging out
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74. with this everyday card-carrying
member of the teachers union
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75. instead of these
stinking weirdos?
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76. - Hey!
- Hey!
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77. - (zap)
- Yipe! Aaah...
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78. Man, I haven't seen
Bennett in years,
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79. but we used to have
so much fun.
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80. Like bear trap, piranha fun?
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81. Different in that it was
a more... normal fun.
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82. Yeah, we must be talking about
a different Schlurg-Peterman.
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83. Schlurg-Peterman?
Sounds like a law firm
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84. - that represents haunted toys.
- Chum: Mm...
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85. Or that noise Chum's making.
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86. - (zapping, buzzing)
- Schluuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrg.
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87. - (upbeat music playing)
- (marker squeaking)
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88. Burp McSchlurp Esquire?
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89. Ritchi Von Coconut Cannon?
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90. - (squeals) It's really you!
- (squeals) I can't believe it!
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91. My science classroom's
down there.
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92. It's really not that exciting.
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93. Not exciting? To see where
my dear Keiko fills her mind
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94. with test tube wishes
and double helix dreams?
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95. I mostly doodle.
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96. Well, now you can
skee-doodle on home.
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97. I want to experience this solo.
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98. Are you sure this isn't about
Roxie and Mr. Schlurg-Peterman?
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99. I said skee-doodle.
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100. Please. What could some
boring normie-normalton
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101. have to offer
friendship-wise over moi?
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102. - (door squeaks)
- (laughter)
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103. Huh?
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104. Megamind!
What a surprise!
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105. Uh, Bennett, Megamind.
Megamind, Bennett.
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106. Schlurg-Peterman.
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107. Ah, just reminiscing
about summer camp here
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108. with ol' Coconut Cannon.
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109. Yikes. Insulting her stringy
coconut-like hair?
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110. Not so nice, Bennett.
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111. I have stringy hair?
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112. Oh, we called her
Coconut Cannon
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113. because of her killer throwing
skills on the dodgeball field.
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114. Not as killer
as your air muffins
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115. on Wet Chili Wednesdays.
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116. (nervous laugh)
You know, in prison,
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117. I invented a snack called
"toothpaste bites."
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118. (laughing) Yes, I know.
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119. (gasps) Oh!
Our secret handshake!
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120. How have we not done that yet?
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121. - (upbeat music playing)
- (both giggling)
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122. Excuse me, Roxie?
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123. Remember when I trapped you
on a hot air balloon
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125. - That was fairly enjoyable...
- One, two, three.
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126. And pinky! Wazoo! Cronch!
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127. - Bennett: I can't believe
we remembered it all! - Roxie: Oh, I know!
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128. - (stomach gurgling)
- Oh...
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129. - (groans)
- Chum: Oh, Sir.
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130. - Did you use a taquito
as a chocolate milk straw again? - (electric fizzling)
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131. Oh, this is a different
kind of agony, Chum.
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132. Like longing
mixed with sadness
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133. mixed with
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134. Sounds like someone's jealous.
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135. You know, 'cause you and Roxie
are a thing?
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136. We're not a "thing."
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137. Why?
Did she say something?
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138. I just figured you guys
were deeply in love,
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139. but pretend to be too busy
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140. because you're both terrified.
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141. That's how hero relationships
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142. It's complicated, Keiko.
And I am not jealous!
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143. I'm sure my tummy
has nothing to do with the fact
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that ever happened to me
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145. has replaced me
with her old camp buddy,
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146. and they share nothing
but warm fuzzy memories!
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147. Just wondering,
have you told Roxie
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148. you think she's the goodest?
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149. Which is adorable, by the way.
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150. I grew up in a prison,
remember?
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151. I'm new to
the whole friend thing.
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152. - Um, hello?
Standing right here. - (fizzling)
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153. Oh, Chum, I adore you,
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a vestigial limb
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155. or a helpful ghost
haunting me for life.
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156. - I'll take it!
- (zap)
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157. - (stomach growls)
- Oh, you don't understand
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158. the pain I'm in.
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159. When I was young,
I never even got to play
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160. - a decent game of—
- Robot: Throw!
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161. - (whirs)
- Ow!
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162. It's actually called "catch,"
but yes.
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163. (gasps)
My robot actually works!
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164. And just in time for dinner.
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165. Try not to be jealous, okay?
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166. So you don't have
an old camp buddy. Who cares?
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167. You're Megamind.
You can do literally anything!
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168. Huh...
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169. Keep an eye on my pal here,
will you?
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170. - (mysterious music playing)
- Hm...
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171. Pal...
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172. - (exciting music playing)
- That's it!
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173. Maybe it's time
I make a pal of my own!
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174. Come, come, little robot.
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175. - (whirring, clanging)
- (screaming, grunting)
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176. - (laughs)
- (laughs) Oh yeah.
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177. Ooh! Remember when
we snuck into the cabin
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178. where they kept
all the confiscated candy?
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179. (laughs) I've never thrown up
so many colors in my life.
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180. - (laughs)
- (phone alert)
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181. Oh. It's nothing.
City social media account tagged me.
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182. Happens all the... Wait.
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183. "Our mayor with her
oh-so-normal teacher friend.
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184. Hashtag relatable."
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185. - Christina...
- (shutter snapping)
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186. Hey! That's us!
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187. I am so sorry about this.
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188. I don't normally have
paparazzi, I swear.
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189. It must be weird being friends
with adult me.
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190. I'm cool with it.
It feels like
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191. - the most normal thing
in the world. - (door opens)
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192. (laughing) Yes!
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193. And I have a feeling
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194. those normal feelings
are about to change.
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195. - (robot whirring)
- (sighs)
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196. Oh! (laughs)
You guys come here, too?
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197. Roxanne, Bennett,
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198. I'd like you to meet
my old camp buddy,
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199. - Pal-3000!
- (triumphant music playing)
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200. Ollo! We were bunkmates
at Camp Turkey Neck.
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201. Oh, the friendship memories
we shared.
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202. What? You don't really
expect us to believe
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203. this scraggly hunk of metal
is an old friend of yours?
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204. - (sad music playing)
- Your words make me sad.
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205. - I am sad now. Hm...
- (whirring)
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206. I programmed him to be very
in touch with his emotions.
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207. Not advanced AI so much as
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of my own heart.
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209. I thought you said
you met at camp.
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210. It was a day camp, and that day
happened to be today.
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211. And while Pal-3000 may indeed
be made of metal,
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212. he and I have just as strong
a bond as you two.
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213. Actually, I might even argue
that we have
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214. an even stronger bond
than you two!
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215. It's not a competition.
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216. Perhaps, but you know
what is a competition?
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217. - Limbo!
- (limbo music playing)
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218. Come on, limbo!
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219. Who will crash to
the ground on their spine first?
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220. - (laughing) Oh!
- (back cracks)
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221. - (grunts, groans)
- S-So, what's the deal with you and him?
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222. It's complicated.
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223. I'd say he's not
normally like this,
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224. but my nose would start
growing.
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225. (laughs) Like Pinocchio!
Because you'd be lying!
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226. You got it! (laughs)
Shall we finish?
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227. - (yelps)
- (sighs) Enough limbo.
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228. Time for Camp Turkey Neck
Cheer.
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229. Brilliant idea,
robo pal of mine!
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230. - Who's in the neck?
- I'm in the neck!
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231. My neck of the woods?
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232. Your neck of the woods!
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233. Turkey Neck! Turkey Neck! Gobble, gobble, gobble!
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234. Ha-ha ha-ha! Memories good.
Shared memories better.
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235. - Come on, guys! Gobble!
- You don't have to— Ah!
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236. - Gobble, gobble!
- Ow!
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237. No!
This is the opposite of normal!
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238. Where is my robot?
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239. - (zaps)
- (relaxed) Uh, have you checked the lair?
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240. We're in the lair!
He's due today!
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241. - Dah! I need to stress scroll.
- (app beeping)
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242. (gasps) Why is my science
project wearing a hat
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243. and throwing donuts
at Megamind?
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244. Oh, food fight!
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245. Just like old times!
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246. - Oh no!
- Hey, come on, cut it out!
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247. - Look out! Gonna get ya!
- Ha! Throwing food at you!
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248. - So sorry about all this.
- Eh, it's not your fault.
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249. We'll try again soon. Yeah,
I'm gonna make a run for it.
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250. Watch out, Pal-3000!
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251. You're about to get
a face full of jelly!
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252. - (stomach growling)
- Oh...
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253. Here comes that
awful feeling again.
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254. - (yelps, grunting)
- (thuds)
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255. Ha-ha!
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256. You just got Pal-3000'ed
in the face.
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257. - (dramatic sting)
- You stole my science project?
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258. No, I borrowed
your science project.
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259. The robot isn't even yours?
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260. No, it's not!
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261. (sighs)
You can have him back.
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262. Turns out, it wasn't enough
to relieve me
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263. of my churning tummy anyways.
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264. Plus, I think Roxie may be
a tad displeased with me.
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265. If you could fill a city bus
with a tad, then yes.
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266. - (sad music playing)
- It's been fun, Pal-3000,
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267. but our lifelong
hour of friendship has come to an end.
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268. - Pal-3000: Mm.
- Run along now.
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269. I'm truly sorry, Roxie.
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270. L-Let me get these sprinkles
out of your stringy hair.
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271. Come on, science project.
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272. We have my academic future
to save.
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273. - (beeping)
- Pal-3000: Processing... Processing...
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274. Not science project.
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275. Pal-3000 is
Megamind's best friend.
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276. But, Megamind is no longer
best friend to Pal-3000.
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277. Then, Pal-3000
must find new Megamind
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278. to be best friend.
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279. I think my homework's
freaking out!
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280. Uh...
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281. Must find new Megamind.
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282. - (cars honking)
- Must fight new Megamind.
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283. - (beeping)
- Must find new Megamind.
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284. Megamind!
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285. Not Megamind.
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286. Uh, think you could
drive faster?
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287. Speed is relative, Keiko.
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288. - (fizzling)
- This is not the time for relaxation.
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289. We've got
an emotionally unstable
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290. and potentially dangerous robot
on the loose!
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291. Must replace Megamind.
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292. Must find new Megamind.
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293. Must find new Megamind.
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294. - Megamind. Not Megamind.
- (buzz)
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295. - Hey! What are you doing?
- Throw!
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296. Whoa! (grunts)
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297. - Friend: Dude, you okay?
- Pal-3000: Ha-ha ha-ha. Memories good.
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298. - Shared memories better.
- (screaming)
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299. Feeling melancholy.
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300. Hm. Want to journal.
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301. He just tossed that civilian like a rag doll!
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302. Uh, yeah,
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303. so I may have reinforced
his metal body
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304. with space alloy
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305. and made him 1,000 times
stronger than a human.
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306. - (Roxie gasps)
- What?
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307. Oh, sure.
It sounds crazy now,
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308. but what if we were
in a tug-of-war contest?
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309. Not Megamind! Throw!
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310. - (buzz)
- Not Megamind! Throw!
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311. - (buzz)
- Not Megamind!
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312. - Throw!
- (distorted siren)
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313. Unbelievable! All of this
just because you were jealous.
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314. What?
This is all because of
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315. that diabolical
Schlurg-Peterman.
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316. Bennett? What did he do?
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317. I don't know,
but for some reason,
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318. I don't like the guy!
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319. Again, all of this could have
been avoided
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320. if you both just clearly
defined your relationship.
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321. It's complicated,
Keiko! (gasping)
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322. Pal-3000: Not Megamind.
Not Megamind. Not Megamind.
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323. - Not Megamind.
- (smashing)
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325. - Nice knowing you, Pal-3000.
- (whirring)
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326. No! I still need him
for my science grade!
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327. Ugh. It's gonna be absolutely
impossible to tame him.
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328. Just pretend to be
his friend again,
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329. so we can make him go to
school.
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330. - Not Megamind...
- I'd rather not. He's so needy.
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331. It can make him
so unpleasant to be around.
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332. Sounds like someone I know.
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333. Yeah. Bennett, am I right?
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334. Not Megamind!
Not Megamind!
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335. Not Megamind!
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336. (malfunctioning)
Not Megamind. Not Megamind. Not Megamind. Not...
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337. Giving him what he wants
is the only way to stop this,
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338. and what he wants is you.
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339. - (balloon pops)
- Megamind...
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340. Gah. Can't you just make do
with a lower GPA?
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341. Colleges care far more about
extracurriculars, you know.
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342. If I don't get extra credit,
I fail.
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343. If I fail, my mom won't let me
hang out at the lair anymore.
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344. She won't let me hang out
with any of you!
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345. (sighs)
I should step it up then.
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346. But, if I pull something doing
the Turkey Neck Cheer again,
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347. - I expect foot massages
from all of you. - No!
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348. - Absolutely not.
- I got first dibs!
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349. - Not Megamind. Not Megamind.
- (yelling)
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350. Yoo-hoo! Pal-3000!
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351. - (beeping)
- My bestest friend.
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352. - (affirmative beep)
- Megamind!
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353. - Ha ha ha.
- (nervous laugh)
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354. You look hungry.
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355. Uh...
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356. Trust fall!
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357. Oh, no. (screams)
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358. - (thud)
- (grunts)
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359. Pal-3000:
Throw. Catch.
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360. Throw. Catch.
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361. - (exhausted groan)
- Throw. Catch.
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362. (quietly)
Lead him over here!
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363. Uh, why don't we go this way?
More friendship fun to be had.
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364. There? Processing.
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365. - (beeping)
- Processing. Analyzing new data.
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366. Megamind led me to girl
who called me science project.
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367. Ultimate betrayal detected.
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368. - (beeping)
- (glitching chatter)
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369. Engage tantrum protocol.
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370. - (glitching)
- Hey!
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371. - (beeping)
- Calm down! It's okay! (grunts)
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372. - Megamind will not
leave Pal-3000. - (screams)
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373. This friendship
is officially toxic!
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374. Aah!
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375. - Megamind!
- Sir!
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376. Up, where nobody can stop us.
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377. Ha-ha!
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378. (gasps)
Ah, this will all be fine.
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379. - (zap)
- Woo! (laughs)
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380. (gasps) Ah!
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381. We don't need gun
for friendly fun.
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382. Oh, blast that magnetic alloy!
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383. That I added.
Why must I always overachieve?
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384. - What do we do?
- I don't know! Chum,
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385. - I forget. Can you fly?
- (beeping)
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386. Nah. The space alloy
I'm made of is super heavy.
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387. - (zap)
- Yow!
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388. That's it!
If the orb calms Chum,
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389. and they're made out
of the same stuff...
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390. You are thinking
of other friends.
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391. - (buzz)
- Mm-mm-mmm!
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392. Ah! Of course not!
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393. Uh, come here, you huggable pal!
Let's play a game.
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394. How about Guess That Thing?
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395. Not with Roxanne,
but with you, my real friend.
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396. Oh, a game? Yes, please!
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397. (gasps) Guess That Thing!
On game night,
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398. we all had to play with these
small, round, dangerous things.
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399. - Remember?
- Game night does not compute.
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400. (gasps) The electrified orb!
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401. - No! No!
Not the orb of calmness!
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402. We have to throw it to Pal-3000
to save Megamind.
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403. - Soon, they'll be too high up.
This is our one shot. - (Chum grunts)
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404. Can't you throw it up there?
For Sir?
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405. I can't!
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406. You'll have to! For Sir!
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407. - Come on, Coconut Cannon.
- (beep)
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408. You got this.
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409. - (beeping speeds up)
- Hey, Pal-3000!
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410. Catch!
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411. - Catch! My favorite game.
- (rapid beeping)
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412. - (buzz, zap)
- (Megamind screams, Pal-3000 giggles)
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413. - (clattering)
- Megamind: Chum, grab it!
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414. Pal-3000:
Ah... Taking nap now.
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415. I may not have thought
this through!
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416. - (sobbing)
- Chum! (groans) I'll do it.
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417. - (gasps)
- Decelerate! To slow their fall!
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418. Ah. I see you paid some
attention in science class.
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419. Breathe. Aim. Shoot.
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420. (zap)
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421. O... kay.
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422. Good... aim... Roxanne...
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423. Nope! No time for
your decelerated thoughts!
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424. I got a class to pass!
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425. Okay, Pal-3000.
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426. Throw the ball.
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427. Hum... I will never be
Megamind's best friend.
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428. What's the point?
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429. What's the point
of anything, anyway?
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430. Mr. Schlurg-Peterman, you saw
what Pal-3000 is capable of!
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431. Ooh, sorry.
Rules are rules.
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432. Unless he throws that ball,
you fail.
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433. Look, Pal-3000.
I made you to be my best friend.
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434. But I saw today that
you can't just make a friend.
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435. You can't force someone to feel
how you want them to.
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436. Friendship is more
like a game of catch.
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437. It's give and take.
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438. And today,
I was a real ball hog.
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439. I'm sorry.
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440. And I'm sorry I was going
to throw you off
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441. the top of a skyscraper.
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442. That's oka— Wait, what?
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443. Oh, hey, someone give me
that ball to throw.
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444. - Throw!
- Robot: Catch.
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445. Whoa!
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446. Don't be surprised.
I am up to my eyeballs
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447. in extra-credit robots.
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448. - A lot of kids are failing.
- Analyzing. A new friend.
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449. Conclusion,
vastly superior to Megamind.
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450. Vastly superior?
I don't like that.
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451. Recognize a good thing?
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452. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
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453. Alright, Keiko.
You now have a B-.
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454. Yes! Can we have another
game night to celebrate?
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455. - Of course!
- How about 8:30?
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456. - Absolutely.
- Roxie! You in?
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457. Oh, we were gonna
finish our meal.
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458. I guess I'm cool
with you two hanging out.
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459. Oof!
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460. Puddles of poodles, that hurt.
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461. Pal-3000:
My bad.
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462. Uh...
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463. - A giraffe on a sailboat!
- (Chum grunting)
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464. - Lasagna! The War of 1812!
- (beeping)
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465. These are all horrible guesses!
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466. - Roxie. Where's Bennett?
- (grunts)
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467. Turns out, we don't have a lot
in common beyond camp memories.
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468. And sure, you and I have
some not-so-fun memories,
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469. but who cares?
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470. We have all the time
in the world to make new ones.
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471. Like today, when I saved you
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472. from being thrown
off a building.
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473. Or when you shot that De-Gun
at me with perfect aim.
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474. I've never been so decelerated.
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475. O-Or when that robot tossed
that guy into the garbage!
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476. That was actually very scary.
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477. And how about that throw,
Coconut Cannon?
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478. Oh, stop.
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479. - (laughter)
- (beeping speeds up)
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480. - Uh, you do know that's
still counting down, right? - (whirring)
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481. - (zapping)
- (yelping)
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482. That is quite calming.
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483. - (Chum grunts)
- Ow!
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