1. - (line straining)
- (grunting)
Copy !req
2. - Huh?
- Hello.
Copy !req
3. What up! And welcome to
Copy !req
4. Megamind's Guide
to Defending Your City!
Copy !req
5. I'm Keiko Morita
in the Casita del Megamind.
Copy !req
6. Today, the blue guy himself
is gonna give us
Copy !req
7. an insider peek
of his heroic lair.
Copy !req
8. (screaming)
Yes! Welcome! Today,
Copy !req
9. - we'll be live screaming
from inside my— - Keiko: Psst!
Copy !req
10. It's live "streaming."
Copy !req
11. (normal)
Today, I'll be live streaming
Copy !req
12. from inside
my super-secret abode.
Copy !req
13. So much cool stuff.
Check it out!
Copy !req
14. This first gizmo
is a particle collider
Copy !req
15. that can atomize anything.
Copy !req
16. But it also doubles
as a gelato maker.
Copy !req
17. Over here, we have
a time destabilizer.
Copy !req
18. That's extremely dangerous,
Copy !req
19. - so it's more of
a conversoshon piece. - (bottle clatters)
Copy !req
20. And over, here we have
a horrifying garbage monster
Copy !req
21. that I quite honestly
don't remember creating.
Copy !req
22. - (clattering)
- Whoa!
Copy !req
23. Oh, hang on! That's just
my heroic assistant, Chum!
Copy !req
24. Smile for the camera,
Chumberto!
Copy !req
25. - Hello.
- Chum keeps everything running in tip-top shape,
Copy !req
26. which is important because
safety is priority number one.
Copy !req
27. - Ah! Whoa!
- Look out!
Copy !req
28. Phew!
Copy !req
29. Grab me some bait and a hook
Copy !req
30. because those unstable isotopes
almost went fission!
Copy !req
31. Anyway, don't forget
to like and prescribe.
Copy !req
32. And cut!
Copy !req
33. Great.
Wrap that in a tortilla
Copy !req
34. 'cause fans are gonna eat it up!
Copy !req
35. Oh...
Copy !req
36. May I have a word, sir?
Copy !req
37. Make it quick, Chum.
Keiko and I are onternetting.
Copy !req
38. About that, sir.
Copy !req
39. Ever since Keiko
started working here,
Copy !req
40. there has been
an overabundance of—
Copy !req
41. New subscribers
to my web channel?
Copy !req
42. - No.
- Unflinching respect and admiration?
Copy !req
43. - No.
- Pop culture references
Copy !req
44. we both just pretend
to understand?
Copy !req
45. Trash, sir.
I was going to say trash.
Copy !req
46. It's because I have no idea
where the trash can is.
Copy !req
47. Figured you guys
just played it loose here.
Copy !req
48. Trash starts with a T,
Copy !req
49. so it's located
in the south wing
Copy !req
50. next to the gumball machine,
Copy !req
51. a "treat,"
which also starts with T.
Copy !req
52. I mean, how hard
is that to understand?
Copy !req
53. Why can't we just keep
a trash bin right here,
Copy !req
54. where we spend
the majority of our time?
Copy !req
55. Because we have
never done it that way.
Copy !req
56. I get that I'm the newb
on the team,
Copy !req
57. but your system makes,
like, zero sense.
Copy !req
58. I don't even have a place
to put my stuff!
Copy !req
59. Well, if I'm being
perfectly honest,
Copy !req
60. it's been a big adjustment
having you here all the time.
Copy !req
61. I had no idea kids
ate so much.
Copy !req
62. It's called metabolism.
Copy !req
63. If I don't feed the beast,
he gets loco.
Copy !req
64. At least take a bowl
with your granola.
Copy !req
65. Or if you'd like,
I can get you a feed bag!
Copy !req
66. Weird, but I'm not saying
no to the feed bag idea.
Copy !req
67. You know, crumbs can lead
to all sorts of problems.
Copy !req
68. We have a lot of
sensitive equipment in here!
Copy !req
69. - Okay, I'll throw it out.
- No, I'll throw it out.
Copy !req
70. - Give... it... ah!
- Ah!
Copy !req
71. Oh, look what you've done!
Copy !req
72. - What I've done?
- Megamind: Just clean up the mess, Chum.
Copy !req
73. Keiko and I are about
to film another segment.
Copy !req
74. Whenever I have a question,
I seek the counsel
Copy !req
75. of the handsomest
and wisest person I know.
Copy !req
76. Myself!
Copy !req
77. And now, so can you
lucky rapscallions!
Copy !req
78. Time for fan mail!
Brainbot?
Copy !req
79. - (whirring)
- (beep)
Copy !req
80. Number one fan
Terry Sasko writes,
Copy !req
81. "Dear Megamind, what does it
take to become a superhero?"
Copy !req
82. - Well, Terry, becoming a hero
requires a great deal of— - (clang)
Copy !req
83. - (alarm buzzing)
- (power whirring down)
Copy !req
84. Chum!
Copy !req
85. Sorry!
The mega-vac shorted out.
Copy !req
86. Someone must have vacu-dried
their capes again.
Copy !req
87. There's, like, 20 in here.
Copy !req
88. O-Oh, sir? Would you mind
throwing the circuit breaker?
Copy !req
89. Oh, now where was I?
Ah, yes!
Copy !req
90. To be a superhero,
one must be fashionable,
Copy !req
91. punctual, and utterly brave
in any situation,
Copy !req
92. no matter how
terrifying— (gasps)
Copy !req
93. Ew, gross. Are you okay?
Copy !req
94. Me? Yes, of course!
Copy !req
95. It's not like
I'm irrationally terrified
Copy !req
96. that those roaches
will encase me with goo
Copy !req
97. and take me to their queen
Copy !req
98. and torture me with
their ickiness for all eternity!
Copy !req
99. Okay, that's really specific.
Copy !req
100. Ah! There's a lot more of them!
Copy !req
101. - What is going on?
- (screams)
Copy !req
102. Megamind saw a roach
and freaked.
Copy !req
103. I'm not freaked!
I just wanted to know
Copy !req
104. what it'd feel like
to be Chum's backpack.
Copy !req
105. Okay, they are getting
way too close!
Copy !req
106. I warned you about those crumbs.
Copy !req
107. Sir!
Feel free to let Keiko know
Copy !req
108. how disappointed
you are with her.
Copy !req
109. Uh, sir?
Copy !req
110. Still not freaked!
Just love a good sprint!
Copy !req
111. - (panting)
- (shoes squeak)
Copy !req
112. - (locks door)
- (sighs)
Copy !req
113. - (beep)
- Chum? Keiko?
Copy !req
114. I am speaking to you
from inside
Copy !req
115. my titanium-reinforced
"I Never Panic Room,"
Copy !req
116. where literally
nothing can harm me.
Copy !req
117. I'm going to need
the two of you to take down
Copy !req
118. every single one of
those vile creatures
Copy !req
119. that I am (laughs)
in no way frightened of!
Copy !req
120. Sir, this is all
Keiko's fault!
Copy !req
121. - What?
- Megamind: You both are responsible
Copy !req
122. for this horrific
breach of security.
Copy !req
123. Meanwhile, I won't be leaving
until those roaches are gone.
Copy !req
124. But not because I'm scared.
Copy !req
125. I just think this will be
Copy !req
126. a good team-building exercise.
Copy !req
127. - Okay, bye!
- (beep)
Copy !req
128. This way to
the roach repellent,
Copy !req
129. which is exactly where I know
it is because I put it there.
Copy !req
130. Yeah, I was thinking
Copy !req
131. I know another way
I could help around here.
Copy !req
132. You know, organize things in
a way that actually makes sense.
Copy !req
133. (laughs) Please.
Copy !req
134. I'm all about organization.
You're an agent of chaos.
Copy !req
135. Okay, Chum. Lately, there's
been this weirdness between us.
Copy !req
136. Like you don't want me here.
Copy !req
137. That's absurd.
Just because you and sir
Copy !req
138. spend all your free time
laughing and making fun videos
Copy !req
139. while I'm always
on cleanup duty,
Copy !req
140. why would I not want you here?
Copy !req
141. Are you jealous?
Copy !req
142. Is that what
this is all about?
Copy !req
143. You think I'm gonna
take over your spot?
Copy !req
144. There's only room for one
number two around here,
Copy !req
145. and that's me.
Copy !req
146. I'm a big number two!
Copy !req
147. Did sir make you
your own pet parakeet? Ka-kaw!
Copy !req
148. (baby talk)
I love you, too, Polly 227.
Copy !req
149. Because you're
a cutie-wootie cuckoo bird
Copy !req
150. who doesn't try to usurp people.
Copy !req
151. - (cawing, farts)
- (nuts and bolts clatter)
Copy !req
152. Sir trusts me
because only I know
Copy !req
153. the ins and outs
of this lair.
Copy !req
154. I've even developed a highly
sophisticated lettering system,
Copy !req
155. so I always know where
everything is at all times.
Copy !req
156. - You mean
an alphabetical system? - Yes, alphabetical.
Copy !req
157. But then, you grab
the third bottle to the left,
Copy !req
158. switch the middle and the third
back and forth three times,
Copy !req
159. and voilà!
Couldn't be simpler.
Copy !req
160. Wait!
You're holding a can of—
Copy !req
161. Couldn't be simpler!
Copy !req
162. Intelligence booster?
Copy !req
163. Yeah, that's gonna
be a problem.
Copy !req
164. No need to panic. No roaches can
get in here.
Copy !req
165. You're protected by
a titanium steel
Copy !req
166. cobalt-reinforced
level-seven door
Copy !req
167. with Corinthian security lining
Copy !req
168. designed to keep Behemoth
himself from breaking in.
Copy !req
169. German Voice:
Why break in
Copy !req
170. when you can just walk under?
Copy !req
171. Chum, Keiko,
funny story.
Copy !req
172. There's a roach in here,
and it's talking!
Copy !req
173. - Ah!
- That's right!
Copy !req
174. Your simpleton assistant sprayed
me with an intelligence booster,
Copy !req
175. and now, I'm a super genius,
Copy !req
176. just like you!
Copy !req
177. Ah! I beg you!
Copy !req
178. Stay away, hideous creature!
Copy !req
179. Hideous creature?
It has a ring to it.
Copy !req
180. But I prefer you
call me Rochelle!
Copy !req
181. Please, Rochelle!
Don't come any closer!
Copy !req
182. Most people
are repulsed by me.
Copy !req
183. - This is nothing new.
- (gasps)
Copy !req
184. But in you,
I sense unbridled fear.
Copy !req
185. Tell me, where exactly does
this fear come from?
Copy !req
186. I won't tell you a thing!
Copy !req
187. My painful childhood stories
are my own!
Copy !req
188. So, it goes back to childhood.
Copy !req
189. Blast it!
Get out of my giant blue head!
Copy !req
190. What do you want, anyway?
Copy !req
191. For too long,
we roaches have been
Copy !req
192. at the very bottom
of the food chain,
Copy !req
193. treated like nothing more
Copy !req
194. than the disgusting refuse
we've been forced to consume.
Copy !req
195. We want revenge!
Copy !req
196. - Don't you mean revonge?
- No, it's revenge.
Copy !req
197. I just learned
this language today.
Copy !req
198. - How do I speak it
better than you? - (gasp, whimpering)
Copy !req
199. You're just a little,
totally not scary bug.
Copy !req
200. What kind of evil plan
could your tiny brain hatch up?
Copy !req
201. I'm going to use your spray
Copy !req
202. to make an army of super-evil
intelligent roaches.
Copy !req
203. We'll take over the city.
Copy !req
204. Then, the world!
Copy !req
205. That's actually
a pretty airtight evil plan.
Copy !req
206. - No notes.
- (beep)
Copy !req
207. Attention!
I, Rochelle,
Copy !req
208. hereby assume control
of this lair.
Copy !req
209. And I order you
Copy !req
210. to hand over the intelligence
booster immediately!
Copy !req
211. And if we refuse?
Copy !req
212. Then, I will do the backstroke
Copy !req
213. in Megamind's favorite
coffee mug!
Copy !req
214. - We'll buy him a new mug!
- Stop playing with Sir's life!
Copy !req
215. (quietly)
I'm stalling until we can figure out what to do!
Copy !req
216. If that is not enough,
I shall shed my exoskeleton
Copy !req
217. and deposit it in his shoe!
Copy !req
218. - Oh yeah? Well,
we'll buy him new feet! - Huh?
Copy !req
219. If you do not hand me the spray,
I shall scurry
Copy !req
220. all over Megamind's
pathetic blue face!
Copy !req
221. Hand her the spray
immediately!
Copy !req
222. - Right away, Sir.
- Chum! That's the fear talking!
Copy !req
223. We can't let her send an army
Copy !req
224. of tiny bug villains
out into the world!
Copy !req
225. Sir is my world.
Copy !req
226. She'll turn him
into a quivering,
Copy !req
227. mentally scarred
puddle of jelly!
Copy !req
228. Keiko, as the number one
number two around here,
Copy !req
229. I am insisting that
we hand over the can.
Copy !req
230. Dude, no way we are
handing over this can!
Copy !req
231. - I'll let go if you let go!
- (struggling) Give it...
Copy !req
232. Time to add some fuel
to the fire.
Copy !req
233. - Look at you, Megamind.
- (yelps)
Copy !req
234. Too scared to lift a pinky
to save your friends.
Copy !req
235. Please don't drag
my pinky into this.
Copy !req
236. It's been through
so much already.
Copy !req
237. If one smart roach
is able to do this,
Copy !req
238. imagine what a bunch more
could do to the city.
Copy !req
239. - (scurrying)
- If he wasn't totally freaking out,
Copy !req
240. Megamind would want us
to stop her, no matter what!
Copy !req
241. Okay, then I'll just
crush the can.
Copy !req
242. Are you crazy?
Copy !req
243. I'll just release the spray
into the air!
Copy !req
244. Give it to me!
I'll throw it in the incinerator.
Copy !req
245. That will be worse!
It'll release it into the entire city!
Copy !req
246. There has to be something
in this place
Copy !req
247. that can destroy a spray can.
Copy !req
248. But we can't
just destroy it.
Copy !req
249. We have to atomize it.
Copy !req
250. The particle collider!
Copy !req
251. - Whoa!
- (clang)
Copy !req
252. Whoa! Chum, catch!
Copy !req
253. - (gasps, grunts)
- (clang)
Copy !req
254. Your two companions have proven to be most troublesome.
Copy !req
255. And that is
trouble for you.
Copy !req
256. - What are you
gonna do to me? - Quiet!
Copy !req
257. - Order your friends
to obey me! - (yelps)
Copy !req
258. Ow! How are you so strong?
Copy !req
259. This'll zap it into atomic dust!
Copy !req
260. Okay. It's loading up...
Copy !req
261. - Wait for it...
- (chirping)
Copy !req
262. Still loading...
Copy !req
263. And... here we go.
Copy !req
264. - Hazelnut?
- My bad! Had it set for gelato.
Copy !req
265. They got the can. You guys
are really starting to bug me!
Copy !req
266. Pun intended!
Throw me, Chum!
Copy !req
267. (grunts, laughs)
I knew that trash would come in handy!
Copy !req
268. Whoa!
Copy !req
269. To the time destabilizer!
Copy !req
270. If we can't destroy it,
maybe we can send it back
Copy !req
271. - to the Stone Age!
- (beeping)
Copy !req
272. - (whirring)
- Yes!
Copy !req
273. Got rid of it just
in the nick of "time."
Copy !req
274. You see what I did there?
Because we just—
Copy !req
275. - (gasps)
- (zaps)
Copy !req
276. You sent it two seconds
into the future!
Copy !req
277. Ooh. Think of all the things
that can has seen.
Copy !req
278. Let loose that
caboose, Chum!
Copy !req
279. They're gaining on us!
Copy !req
280. We could really use
a set of wings right now.
Copy !req
281. I've got just the thing.
Ka-kaw!
Copy !req
282. Fly, brave parakeet!
Copy !req
283. Away!
Copy !req
284. - (inspirational music playing)
- (slow motion) Ka-kaw!
Copy !req
285. - (bonk)
- (weakly) Kaw...
Copy !req
286. I guess we should've opened
the skylight first.
Copy !req
287. Okay, we are officially
terrible at this.
Copy !req
288. I'm goin' for it.
Copy !req
289. (gasps, shivers)
This is like wearing a sweater
Copy !req
290. made of toenail clippings!
Copy !req
291. Ha, there's more
where that came from
Copy !req
292. if you can't convince your
friends to hand over the spray!
Copy !req
293. No! I-I won't do it.
Copy !req
294. You may have tapped
into my darkest fears,
Copy !req
295. but you're going to have to find
someone else to be your puppet.
Copy !req
296. Oh. Not a bad idea.
Copy !req
297. - (clicking)
- If I cannot puppet you...
Copy !req
298. then I will assume control
of your robot gorilla!
Copy !req
299. Control Chum?
Copy !req
300. That's my job, you monster!
Copy !req
301. Easy does it.
Grab the can, save the day.
Copy !req
302. - (scurrying, chirping)
- (grunts)
Copy !req
303. (gasps) Almost...
Copy !req
304. Got it!
Copy !req
305. Hey! I walk with those!
Copy !req
306. Whoa! Chum!
What are you doing?
Copy !req
307. I-I'm not doing this!
Copy !req
308. Kinda feels like
you're doing it!
Copy !req
309. - (Chum and Keiko groaning)
- (Rochelle laughing)
Copy !req
310. - Rochelle say, monkey do!
- (gasps)
Copy !req
311. Foul beast!
This is madness.
Copy !req
312. Stop me, if you dare!
Copy !req
313. Just reach out your hand
and swat me away.
Copy !req
314. Come on...
Swat, you cowardly paw! Swat!
Copy !req
315. Do this, and I promise
to start moisturizing.
Copy !req
316. (groaning) Swat!
Copy !req
317. So much for Metro City's
greatest hero, eh?
Copy !req
318. Time to pump up the volume!
Copy !req
319. - (grunting)
- (dance music playing)
Copy !req
320. - (Chum grunting)
- Keiko: Whoa! Chum, let me go!
Copy !req
321. Whoa! I'm afraid
that's impossible.
Copy !req
322. Rochelle hacked
into my mainframe!
Copy !req
323. How do we stop it?
Copy !req
324. Uh, the override button!
On the main console!
Copy !req
325. Of course,
it's way down there!
Copy !req
326. I'm going to dance this monkey
Copy !req
327. - right over the edge!
- (Keiko screaming)
Copy !req
328. Okay, Rochelle.
Copy !req
329. You wanna know why
I'm afraid of cockroaches?
Copy !req
330. Yes! Tell me. Tell me!
Copy !req
331. I was but a child,
growing up in prison.
Copy !req
332. I didn't have much, but I was
a highly resourceful young lad,
Copy !req
333. repurposing
whatever I could find around the cellblock.
Copy !req
334. One day, I decided to craft
a comfy beddy-bye pillow
Copy !req
335. out of a bag of
discarded ham sandwiches.
Copy !req
336. That night,
the ham-scented pillow
Copy !req
337. attracted every roach
in the prison.
Copy !req
338. I awoke to find the bugs
using my face as a dining hall
Copy !req
339. at a nightmarish all-you-can-eat
ham sandwich buffet!
Copy !req
340. Sometimes, I can still feel
their tiny roach feet
Copy !req
341. dancing all over my face!
Copy !req
342. - The horror.
- (slow clap)
Copy !req
343. So you are the famous ham boy.
Copy !req
344. For generations, cockroaches
have told the tale of a boy
Copy !req
345. who did something so stupid
that it led
Copy !req
346. to the greatest feast
our people have ever known!
Copy !req
347. And here you are,
still that scared,
Copy !req
348. stupid little ham boy.
Copy !req
349. Such a tragic story.
Copy !req
350. Also, a distractingly long one.
Copy !req
351. Wha?
Copy !req
352. - (grunts) Bullseye!
- (beep)
Copy !req
353. - Rochelle: Nein!
- (beeping)
Copy !req
354. You did it!
I'm rebooting!
Copy !req
355. Oh! Sorry!
Copy !req
356. (sighs) Rebooted!
Copy !req
357. Thanks. That's one mess
I'm glad I didn't make today.
Copy !req
358. The can is ours! (laughs)
Copy !req
359. Your distraction was
all for naught. We've won!
Copy !req
360. And it's all thanks
to your pathetic fear!
Copy !req
361. Well done, my kinderroaches.
Copy !req
362. Now, who needs a boost...
Copy !req
363. - of intelligence?
- (hissing)
Copy !req
364. - (Chum gasps)
- (gasps)
Copy !req
365. What is the value
proposition here?
Copy !req
366. A bouquet really
brightens up a foyer.
Copy !req
367. I love math.
Copy !req
368. Welcome to the next phase
Copy !req
369. in roach evolution!
Copy !req
370. Yesterday, we were
living off humanity's scraps.
Copy !req
371. Tomorrow, they will be
living off of ours!
Copy !req
372. When we control the food,
Copy !req
373. we control the world!
Copy !req
374. Gotta hand it to her.
Copy !req
375. That's a pretty airtight
evil plan. No notes.
Copy !req
376. (sighs) This is all on me.
Copy !req
377. None of this woulda happened
if I wasn't such a slob.
Copy !req
378. To be fair, I'm the one
who grabbed the wrong spray.
Copy !req
379. You tried to warn me,
but I didn't listen.
Copy !req
380. You were right.
I was jealous.
Copy !req
381. Aw, come on.
Copy !req
382. The last thing I wanna do
is replace you.
Copy !req
383. I admire you.
Copy !req
384. You and Megamind
have been together
Copy !req
385. like, forever.
Copy !req
386. That's why I feel like
I need to prove myself.
Copy !req
387. Otherwise,
I'm just a third wheel.
Copy !req
388. I think you've proved today
you're not a third wheel, Keiko.
Copy !req
389. - You're a kickstand.
- Huh?
Copy !req
390. Because without you,
we would've fallen right over.
Copy !req
391. Aw... (laughs)
Copy !req
392. Kudos, you two,
for working out your differences.
Copy !req
393. But there's still the whole
Copy !req
394. end of the world thing
to deal with.
Copy !req
395. - (roaches yelling)
- So many roaches.
Copy !req
396. I-I'm sorry. What were
we just talking about?
Copy !req
397. - Roaches?
- Yes, of course.
Copy !req
398. - (alarm blares)
- Move out, roach regime!
Copy !req
399. Victory awaits!
Copy !req
400. We cannot let
these things get out.
Copy !req
401. There's no stopping them now.
Copy !req
402. There's got to be
something more we can do.
Copy !req
403. If only this roach phobia
didn't leave me
Copy !req
404. totally grossed out by all
the little tiny arms and legs.
Copy !req
405. All due respect, Mega,
Copy !req
406. but maybe you just
need to suck it up!
Copy !req
407. Suck it up?
Keiko, you're brilliant!
Copy !req
408. - I am?
- The Power Vac!
Copy !req
409. - It'll just take a minute!
- (clang)
Copy !req
410. - Or two!
- I'll try and buy you some time.
Copy !req
411. Hey! Who wants some juicy,
delicious garbage?
Copy !req
412. - Aah, an amuse-bouche!
- The temptation is undeniable!
Copy !req
413. Yeah,
I could eat!
Copy !req
414. No, no, no!
Resist your instincts!
Copy !req
415. Why eat garbage when you
can have filet mignon?
Copy !req
416. - That's right. Follow me!
- (chirping)
Copy !req
417. Whoa!
Copy !req
418. Wow!
You guys really are smart!
Copy !req
419. Chum, can you hurry it up?
They are getting really hangry!
Copy !req
420. Whoa!
Copy !req
421. Almost there.
I just need a crescent wrench.
Copy !req
422. Okay, they're made of iron,
so that must mean I put it in
Copy !req
423. - the...
- The ironing closet!
Copy !req
424. Yes! That's it, Keiko!
Everything has its place!
Copy !req
425. - (whirring, sucking)
- Yeah!
Copy !req
426. Uh-oh. Whoa! Whoa!
Copy !req
427. - My babies!
- (gasps, yelps)
Copy !req
428. - (crank thuds)
- You are liberated!
Copy !req
429. - (vacuum stops)
- Now, onward to Metro City!
Copy !req
430. Schnell, schnell!
Copy !req
431. Sir, we need
the power back on!
Copy !req
432. - Throw the circuit breaker!
- Right! On it!
Copy !req
433. - (gasps) Oh dear.
- (evil laugh)
Copy !req
434. - Throw the switch, Sir!
- Come on! You can do it!
Copy !req
435. - (struggling)
- (suit creaking)
Copy !req
436. Oh! I can't do it!
Copy !req
437. Ha! You have failed again,
Megamind!
Copy !req
438. If just one of those things
gets out, it's game over.
Copy !req
439. How do we snap him out of this?
Copy !req
440. If Megamind won't listen to us,
maybe he'll listen
Copy !req
441. to the handsomest
and wisest person he knows.
Copy !req
442. - Ka-kaw!
- (cawing)
Copy !req
443. - (beep)
- To be a superhero,
Copy !req
444. one must be
fashionable, punctual,
Copy !req
445. and utterly brave
in any situation.
Copy !req
446. Earlier today me is right!
Copy !req
447. You cannot win.
Look at you!
Copy !req
448. Still just a scared
little ham boy.
Copy !req
449. No.
Copy !req
450. I'm a scared little ham man!
Copy !req
451. - (crank thuds, whirring)
- Go, Chum!
Copy !req
452. - (Chum laughs)
- (roaches yell)
Copy !req
453. Way to get all housekeeper
on their thoraxes, Chum!
Copy !req
454. Nein! Nein! Nein...
Copy !req
455. - (laughs) Yeah!
- Sir, that was amazing!
Copy !req
456. - Ah! You did it!
- Yes, yes! We all did it!
Copy !req
457. Ew, icky, icky, ick, ick, ick!
Copy !req
458. You have not heard
the last of—
Copy !req
459. Yeah, I think we've heard
enough for one day.
Copy !req
460. - In three, two, one.
- (beep, whirring)
Copy !req
461. - Granola?
- More like gra-yes-la.
Copy !req
462. I'll try to watch my crumbs.
Copy !req
463. That's okay, Keiko.
Copy !req
464. I think we've learned
both order and chaos
Copy !req
465. have their place in the world.
Copy !req
466. And now, so do you.
Copy !req
467. A place to put my stuff!
Copy !req
468. With my very own trash can?
No way!
Copy !req
469. Hopefully, that's the last we'll see of Rochelle
Copy !req
470. and her brood.
Copy !req
471. So, uh, where are they headed?
Copy !req
472. All the way to
Proxima Centauri B.
Copy !req
473. A planet fit for a roach.
Copy !req
474. Honestly, I think I was far
too kind sending them there.
Copy !req
475. What? He sent us
Copy !req
476. to a garbage planet?
Copy !req
477. Mark my words, Megamind.
Copy !req
478. The roaches will have
their revonge!
Copy !req
479. (groans)
Now he's got me doing it.
Copy !req