1. - Huh?
- Hello.Copy !req
2. Citizens of Metrocity,
I need your help!Copy !req
3. I've been kidnaped by one
who I used to call friend.Copy !req
4. And now, they're torturing me
ever so cruelly!Copy !req
5. Calm down, Captain Hysteria.Copy !req
6. I wanted to surprise you for all
the hard work you're doing.Copy !req
7. Don't you like surprises?Copy !req
8. I have no problem
with surprises.Copy !req
9. It's just the ones that come out
of nowhere and surprise you.Copy !req
10. So, you just don't
like surprising surprises.Copy !req
11. The tension is unbearable!Copy !req
12. Just let me guess what it is.
A bigger statue?Copy !req
13. Plutonium?
A bouquet of puppies?Copy !req
14. Tell me. Wait! Don't tell me.
I retract that! Tell me!Copy !req
15. - Okay, before you explode.Copy !req
16. Ta-da!Copy !req
17. Sweet, shimmering Shangri-La!Copy !req
18. I know you've become a fanCopy !req
19. since Chum helped
revamp the place, and—Copy !req
20. - Oh... Okay.Copy !req
21. Ooh! I want that one!
No, I want that one!Copy !req
22. Oh, so many choices!Copy !req
23. - Well, who says you
gotta choose just one? - Mr. Donut!Copy !req
24. Roxanne, it's Mr. Donut!Copy !req
25. Did my outfit give it away?Copy !req
26. You're witnessing a master
at work, Roxanne.Copy !req
27. Look! He juggles donuts
as well as he deep fries them.Copy !req
28. Mr.
Yeah, I do!Copy !req
29. Ho ho ho ho!Copy !req
30. - Ho!
- Whoa!Copy !req
31. Oh! The precision!Copy !req
32. - Then you are gonna love this!Copy !req
33. Who's this beautiful creature?Copy !req
34. That is our new Megadonut.Copy !req
35. My tribute
to the city's greatest hero.Copy !req
36. You, sir, are an artist.Copy !req
37. Who would have imagined?Copy !req
38. A few weeks ago,Copy !req
39. this place was just
another greasy diner.Copy !req
40. But whether it's week-old soup
or donuts,Copy !req
41. whenever fate points me
in a new direction,Copy !req
42. I dive in 100%!Copy !req
43. Well, this donut is about
to 100% dive into my belly.Copy !req
44. Well, since you hate
surprises so much,Copy !req
45. maybe we'll skip the next one.Copy !req
46. Tell me what it is!
I beg you!Copy !req
47. Easy!
I have arranged for Mr. DonutCopy !req
48. to give us a little tour.Copy !req
49. Mr.
Usually, I like to keep my baking process a secret,Copy !req
50. but I think I can
make an exceptionCopy !req
51. for the defender of Metro City.
Follow me.Copy !req
52. Ah-ah, I almost forgot.
No eating in the kitchen.Copy !req
53. This'll give you time to digestCopy !req
54. the seven donuts
you had on the way over.Copy !req
55. Fine...Copy !req
56. - Business is booming!Copy !req
57. Though, it would be nice
to spend a little more timeCopy !req
58. with the wife and kids.Copy !req
59. Psst! Hey, buddy.
What are you waiting for?Copy !req
60. - Don't you want to take a bite?Copy !req
61. Of course. I want nothing more!Copy !req
62. Mr.
Did you say something?Copy !req
63. - Uh, I-I said, "Please tell us more."Copy !req
64. This is all just the beginning.Copy !req
65. Got some big plans
for expanding.Copy !req
66. First across town,
then across the country.Copy !req
67. Before you know it, Mr. Donut's
gonna take over the world!Copy !req
68. Ollo...Copy !req
69. My sweet, gooey flesh
is yearningCopy !req
70. for those pearly chompers.Copy !req
71. Ugh, you're clearly
just my donut-loving imaginationCopy !req
72. playing tricks on me.Copy !req
73. And here's the secret
to the whole operation.Copy !req
74. My famous sticky glaze.Copy !req
75. You've saved my Metrocity twice.Copy !req
76. Surely you deserve one bite.Copy !req
77. That is airtight logic.
Ah—Copy !req
78. You have the self-control of a puppyCopy !req
79. around a sloppy toddler.Copy !req
80. He said no eating.Copy !req
81. Roxanne, both you and the donut
make good arguments,Copy !req
82. except if I listen to you,
I get nothing.Copy !req
83. And you'll
find this interesting. The vat actually—Copy !req
84. We have to save him!Copy !req
85. No donut baker dies on my watch.Copy !req
86. - Mr. Donut!Copy !req
87. - Are you okay?Copy !req
88. I think I slipped on jelly.Copy !req
89. But how could
that have happened?Copy !req
90. Uh...Copy !req
91. All his vitals are fine.Copy !req
92. - He's just really sticky.Copy !req
93. I guess he could just
hold on to that.Copy !req
94. I think now
would be a good timeCopy !req
95. to apologize to Mr. Donut.Copy !req
96. You're the one
who grabbed my arm!Copy !req
97. Fine. We'll do this together.Copy !req
98. Mr. Donut,
we owe you an apology.Copy !req
99. Roxanne's blatant rule-followingCopy !req
100. caused me to squirt the jelly.Copy !req
101. I'll pay you back for this.Copy !req
102. That's not good.Copy !req
103. What did he say?
Everything okay?Copy !req
104. Actually, I'm afraid
things have goneCopy !req
105. - from bad to evil.Copy !req
106. Whoa! Oh!Copy !req
107. - Citizens of Metrocity,Copy !req
108. you're about to see something
rarely captured on film.Copy !req
109. The origin of a supervillain
out in the wild.Copy !req
110. Roll it!Copy !req
111. I'll pay you back for this.Copy !req
112. - Ah, ha!Copy !req
113. What are you up to?Copy !req
114. - Mr. Donut is
the nicest person ever. - Oh, really?Copy !req
115. Do nice guys admit their plans
for world domination?Copy !req
116. - Exhibit A.Copy !req
117. Mr. Donut's gonna
take over the world!Copy !req
118. Is your head
also filled with jelly?Copy !req
119. He just meant that he wants
to expand his business.Copy !req
120. His business is badness,Copy !req
121. and Mr. Donut is all in.Copy !req
122. - Exhibit B!Copy !req
123. - But whether it's week-old soup
or donuts... -Copy !req
124. - Megamind Or evil!Copy !req
125. I dive in 100%!Copy !req
126. That's not even his evil laugh.
That's your evil laugh.Copy !req
127. I don't know what you're
talking about.Copy !req
128. Chum, how is my evil laugh?Copy !req
129. You're assuming
he's going to turn evilCopy !req
130. because he fell
into a vat of glaze?Copy !req
131. That's crazy.Copy !req
132. Crazy like a fox in a lab coat.Copy !req
133. Because it's based
on something called science.Copy !req
134. - He's right, Roxie.Copy !req
135. A hero accidentally
creating a nemesisCopy !req
136. by causing them
to fall into somethingCopy !req
137. is a well-known villain trope
going back to the '50s.Copy !req
138. Name one example where someone
literally created a nemesisCopy !req
139. - by knocking them
into something. - Keiko: Got it.Copy !req
140. "Top 10 times where someone
literally created a nemesisCopy !req
141. by knocking them
into something."Copy !req
142. Ugh, the internet's the worst.Copy !req
143. Behemoth fell into a volcano,Copy !req
144. the Cosmetologist
fell into a tub of mascara,Copy !req
145. Leopardman fell into a cage of
baby leopards, and— Ooh! Look!Copy !req
146. This one has a video link.Copy !req
147. Aw!Copy !req
148. Chum, you worked with Mr. Donut.
What's your impression?Copy !req
149. Oh, he was a great boss.Copy !req
150. Although, he did demand
100% from his workers.Copy !req
151. Sounds like a villain to me.Copy !req
152. Also sounds like every boss
at every job ever.Copy !req
153. Gotta side with them, Roxie.Copy !req
154. This guy's hitting
all the signpostsCopy !req
155. that lead to major villainy.Copy !req
156. Which is why I'm going
to do somethingCopy !req
157. no hero has done before.Copy !req
158. Stop a villain before
they even become one.Copy !req
159. Chum! You and I are going
to check in on Mr. DonutCopy !req
160. and see if can get back
on his good sideCopy !req
161. before it turns into a bad side.Copy !req
162. He's overreacting.Copy !req
163. People don't just switch
from good to bad. Ooh!Copy !req
164. What do you say you and I
launch our own investigation?Copy !req
165. Hold on. You want me
to do real detective work?Copy !req
166. Think you're up for it?Copy !req
167. Up? I'm on the dang roof!
But wait.Copy !req
168. What if I'm right about
Mr. Donut being bad,Copy !req
169. and you're wrong
about him being good?Copy !req
170. A real detective
uncovers the truth no matter where it leads.Copy !req
171. But let's say loser
buys the winner donuts!Copy !req
172. My glucose is rising already.Copy !req
173. I sure appreciate
you and ChumCopy !req
174. stopping by to repair the place.Copy !req
175. It's the least we could do.Copy !req
176. So now, there's absolutely
no reason to turn evil ever.Copy !req
177. - What?
- I said, "Look at that!"Copy !req
178. - Better than ever.
- Uh, not exactly, Sir.Copy !req
179. Can't get the heating element
to work on the glaze vat,Copy !req
180. and it's gonna take about
a week to get the parts.Copy !req
181. A week? How am I gonna
make the donuts?Copy !req
182. Fear not.
I have just the solution.Copy !req
183. - Brainbot,
fetch me the laser gauntlet. -Copy !req
184. Now, just point your hand
at the vat and fire.Copy !req
185. Whoa! What do you know?
It's working.Copy !req
186. I tell ya, I don't know
how to thank you guys.Copy !req
187. Well, you can thank usCopy !req
188. by just staying
the wonderful person you areCopy !req
189. and not changing anything about
your personality and life goals.Copy !req
190. There you have it,
citizens of Metro—Copy !req
191. - I hate to toot my own horn... Chum?Copy !req
192. - Toot, toot!
- I mean, seriously,Copy !req
193. how many heroes do you know
who've actuallyCopy !req
194. stopped a villain
before they became one?Copy !req
195. Sir, we're having
a little difficulty.Copy !req
196. - It's all the glaze I fell into.Copy !req
197. Not only is everything
sticking to me,Copy !req
198. I still can't get
my costume off.Copy !req
199. You probably just need
a little mega muscle.Copy !req
200. Get my back into it.Copy !req
201. - My front into it, too.
- Mr. Oh no.Copy !req
202. I gotta be at the bank
in 10 minutes.Copy !req
203. Go to your appointment.Copy !req
204. Chum and I
will fetch some tools,Copy !req
205. and we'll get that off you
when we come back.Copy !req
206. It's no big deal, and certainly
no reason to resort to villainy!Copy !req
207. - Whoa!
- Who's blue, has two thumbs, and stops criminalsCopy !req
208. before they even know
they're evil? This guy!Copy !req
209. I've never seen such
an orderly conspiracy board.Copy !req
210. That's because I've been looking
into Mr. Donut's background,Copy !req
211. and it's spotless!Copy !req
212. He doesn't have an evil bone
in his donut-shaped body.Copy !req
213. Not so fast,
fellow detective.Copy !req
214. - Think you might
have missed something. - Reporter: Breaking news.Copy !req
215. We're live as
a donut-shaped villainCopy !req
216. is robbing Metro City Bank.Copy !req
217. How could he turn evil?
I gave him a laser gauntlet!Copy !req
218. Why would you give a man
you thought could turn evilCopy !req
219. a gauntlet that shoots lasers?Copy !req
220. You know my hindsight
is questionable, Roxanne.Copy !req
221. Thought I reached him in time,
but evil works fast.Copy !req
222. Luckily, justice is fasterer.Copy !req
223. - Let's go, Chum.Copy !req
224. I'm gonna tail them.
If you're taking donut orders,Copy !req
225. - I'm a bear claws kinda gal!
- Oh!Copy !req
226. Okay, Mr. Donut.Copy !req
227. Your days of villainy
have come to an end!Copy !req
228. Oh, Megamind,
am I glad to see you!Copy !req
229. The glove you gave me
keeps firing!Copy !req
230. Also, things keep
stickin' to me!Copy !req
231. So you're not
robbing the place?Copy !req
232. Of course not!Copy !req
233. I came here
for my expansion loan,Copy !req
234. - and when I went to hand
over my forms... -Copy !req
235. Oh, there's still time.Copy !req
236. He hasn't turned down
the path of evil.Copy !req
237. Quick! Let's get it off him!Copy !req
238. Watch out!Copy !req
239. Everyone, remain calm!Copy !req
240. Mr.
Oh, sorry! Ah! That hurts.Copy !req
241. - A stethoscope-wielding villainCopy !req
242. the media has dubbed
Dr. Glazer DonutCopy !req
243. has taken over Metro City Bank.Copy !req
244. This is shocking footage
taken as Megamind and ChumCopy !req
245. engage the donut-shaped
physician fiendCopy !req
246. - in hand-to-hand combat.Copy !req
247. - Whoa!Copy !req
248. Ugh! We just bought
that patrol car!Copy !req
249. - Megamind: Almost got it!Copy !req
250. Ah!Copy !req
251. Mr. Donut?Copy !req
252. Sir! He's out cold!Copy !req
253. Officer
Come out with your hands up!Copy !req
254. We have to get him
out of here!Copy !req
255. Quick, to the Invisible Car!Copy !req
256. We gotta hide Mr. Donut.
He'll want revenge for sureCopy !req
257. if I accidentally get him framed
for a crime he didn't commit.Copy !req
258. Guys, wait!Copy !req
259. Huh?Copy !req
260. "Opera, pay, mega"?Copy !req
261. Oh, I found a clue!
I'm like a master detective.Copy !req
262. Oh, wait. I have no idea
what these words mean.Copy !req
263. But I do know
where he wrote them.Copy !req
264. - Ah, here we are.Copy !req
265. I once used this abandoned
life preserver warehouseCopy !req
266. as a hideout while the lair
was getting fumigated.Copy !req
267. You'll be safe here while Chum
and I clear things up.Copy !req
268. Okay, I got
a few quick questions.Copy !req
269. Who am I, who are you,
and what's goin' on?Copy !req
270. Must've been
that bump on the head!Copy !req
271. Okay, quick recap.
I'm Megamind. This is Ol' Chum.Copy !req
272. Stay here and try not to think
about revengeCopy !req
273. and world domination.Copy !req
274. - Call if you need anything.Copy !req
275. Whoa.
Feel like I need to rest.Copy !req
276. Those life preservers look cozy.Copy !req
277. - Well, what do we have here?Copy !req
278. Someone trying to stealCopy !req
279. our appropriately
nautical-themed villain hideout.Copy !req
280. What?Copy !req
281. Whoa! Guys!
It's Dr. Glazer Donut!Copy !req
282. That who I am?
A doctor who's a donut?Copy !req
283. We're the Go Fish Gang!
And we're huge fans.Copy !req
284. We saw you rob
the Metro City Bank,Copy !req
285. and it was brilliant!Copy !req
286. I did? And it was?Copy !req
287. And your whole getup!Copy !req
288. A doctor who's also a donut
that shoots lasers?Copy !req
289. - Just terrific!
- I shoot lasers?Copy !req
290. Whoa! I guess I do.Copy !req
291. Such a fresh, original concept
for a villain!Copy !req
292. We're about to pull off
a job of our own.Copy !req
293. And it would be an honor to haveCopy !req
294. Metro City's newest
bad guy with us.Copy !req
295. Oh...!Copy !req
296. - What's taking so long?Copy !req
297. You're making us
look like amateursCopy !req
298. in front of Dr. Glazer Donut.Copy !req
299. It's so much pressure
with him watching me work!Copy !req
300. Hey, show us how it's done,
Dr. Glazer Donut.Copy !req
301. - You mean you want me to—
- (zap)Copy !req
302. That was absolutely my bad.Copy !req
303. And your bad
is absolutely awesome.Copy !req
304. Hey, you're really good at this.Copy !req
305. Where'd you get your start,
anyway?Copy !req
306. Uh, I seem to rememberCopy !req
307. Megamind knocking me
into a vat of glaze?Copy !req
308. Sounds like a classic nemesis
origin story to me.Copy !req
309. That's fate telling you that
you were born to be a villain.Copy !req
310. And when fate points you
in a direction...Copy !req
311. You dive in 100%!Copy !req
312. Exactly.
A villain like youCopy !req
313. could take over the world.Copy !req
314. Taking over the world!Copy !req
315. Yeah, I remember
wanting that, too!Copy !req
316. Stick with us,Copy !req
317. and we'll make all
your evil dreams come true.Copy !req
318. Hey, Dr. Glazer Donut,
let's hear your maniacal laugh.Copy !req
319. He has amnesia?Copy !req
320. - And you just left him there?
- He's someplace safe.Copy !req
321. He doesn't know that.
He doesn't know anything now!Copy !req
322. Oh, the more I try
to help the man,Copy !req
323. the more likely it seems
he's going to becomeCopy !req
324. my greatest enemy.Copy !req
325. Look, we can try and do
our best for others,Copy !req
326. but ultimately,
it's up to each of usCopy !req
327. to decide who we are
and what we wanna be.Copy !req
328. And personally, I don't thinkCopy !req
329. there's even a sprinkle of evil
in Mr. Donut's heart.Copy !req
330. One sprinkle of evil,
courtesy of this blue buffoon.Copy !req
331. Reporter
This just in, new villain sensationCopy !req
332. Dr. Glazer Donut has robbed
the Metro City Pearl exchangeCopy !req
333. - with the Go Fish Gang.Copy !req
334. - Gang: Dr. Glazer Donut!
Dr. Glazer Donut! -Copy !req
335. Now, for our next crime,Copy !req
336. we should do something
really big.Copy !req
337. As an evil donut doctor,Copy !req
338. my prognosis for MegamindCopy !req
339. - is death by
sugar-glazed villainy. -Copy !req
340. Hey, love your thinking, but
Megamind's a hard guy to trap.Copy !req
341. Not if we get him
to come to us.Copy !req
342. You, sir, are an artist.Copy !req
343. Hello, Megamind?Copy !req
344. Mr. Donut! Have you joined
the Go Fish Gang?Copy !req
345. Of course not!Copy !req
346. But they've taken me hostage.Copy !req
347. They're using your old warehouse
as their hideout.Copy !req
348. Is there no evil originality
anymore?Copy !req
349. Just stay calm.
We're heading right over.Copy !req
350. Sorry. Thought you
were Dr. Glazer Donut.Copy !req
351. I got your message.Copy !req
352. What's this clue
you wanted to show me?Copy !req
353. Take a look.
You can just make out the wordsCopy !req
354. "opera,"pay," and "mega."Copy !req
355. - The rest is torn.
- Oh! Oh!Copy !req
356. I've always wanted to do this!Copy !req
357. Find the pad he wrote this on.Copy !req
358. Here's a little trick
I picked up when I was a kidCopy !req
359. and had a detective agency
with my stuffed animals.Copy !req
360. Aw!Copy !req
361. Operation Payback Megamind?Copy !req
362. Mr. Donut does want revenge.Copy !req
363. - We're here to rescue you, Mr. Donut.Copy !req
364. - Ah!
- Ah! Whoa!Copy !req
365. Mr.
Well, well, well.Copy !req
366. Looks like we got
a walk-in appointment.Copy !req
367. Hope you got full coverage.Copy !req
368. Mr. Donut, how could you?
What would the donuts think?Copy !req
369. Ah-ah! The name's
Dr. Glazer Donut.Copy !req
370. And, unfortunately for you,Copy !req
371. the prognosis isCopy !req
372. - a sweet, sugary demise!Copy !req
373. Bank robbery, faking amnesia. It
must all be a trickCopy !req
374. to get Megamind
to lower his guard!Copy !req
375. Guess I did help
create a villain.Copy !req
376. - We gotta hide!Copy !req
377. - Attack!Copy !req
378. Mayor Ritchie?Copy !req
379. What are you doing here?Copy !req
380. We could ask you
the same thing.Copy !req
381. This is my husband's store!Copy !req
382. We just came in
to help him prepareCopy !req
383. for Operation Payback Megamind.Copy !req
384. - Ha! I knew it!Copy !req
385. Huh?Copy !req
386. "Thank you, Megamind, you deserve it"?Copy !req
387. Wait. Operation Payback is
a surprise party for Megamind.Copy !req
388. For saving his life!
What else would it be?Copy !req
389. I think Megamind might have—
accidentally—Copy !req
390. turned your husband
into a villain.Copy !req
391. You mean my Melvin?Copy !req
392. You might be the only one
who can get through to him.Copy !req
393. Alright, Megamind.
Time to sleep with the fishes.Copy !req
394. Sharks, to be more precise.Copy !req
395. And to officially welcome
Dr. Glazer Donut to the family,Copy !req
396. - we're going to let him
send you both to your doom. -Copy !req
397. Mr.
It's time to end this.Copy !req
398. We have been enemies
a long time, Megamind.Copy !req
399. Actually, no, we haven't!
We were friends!Copy !req
400. I do remember...Copy !req
401. He's just trying to stall you!Copy !req
402. Oldest hero trick in the book.Copy !req
403. Mr. Donut, I know exactly
what you're going through.Copy !req
404. My entire life came down
to one single decision.Copy !req
405. What kind of person
did I really want to be?Copy !req
406. Do you want to be
the reviled Dr. Glazer Donut,Copy !req
407. or the beloved Mr. Donut?Copy !req
408. Melvin?
What's going on here?Copy !req
409. - Claire?Copy !req
410. This isn't you.
You're not Dr. Glazer Donut!Copy !req
411. You didn't even go
to medical school!Copy !req
412. Your name's Melvin Feinberg.
You make donuts,Copy !req
413. and you're good at it!Copy !req
414. You're a terrific husband,
a wonderful father,Copy !req
415. and you're better than this.Copy !req
416. She's right, Mr. Donut.Copy !req
417. Your donut skills
are meant for good, not evil.Copy !req
418. Oh, enough jibber-jabber.Copy !req
419. - Blast him, Dr. Glazer Donut!Copy !req
420. The name is not
Dr. Glazer Donut.Copy !req
421. - It's Mr. Donut!Copy !req
422. That could've been
more thought out on your part.Copy !req
423. No one throws back
the Go Fish Gang.Copy !req
424. - Ah!
- Stand aside, Mr. Donut.Copy !req
425. - This is our job.
- No, no.Copy !req
426. I helped create this mess
and I'm gonna help fix it.Copy !req
427. 100%.Copy !req
428. That's my Melvin!Copy !req
429. A master of pastry arts,
and brave.Copy !req
430. Whoa!Copy !req
431. Ha! Is that the best you got?Copy !req
432. Yo! Whoa!Copy !req
433. Looks like I landed a big one!Copy !req
434. Help!Copy !req
435. Looks like I'm the one
who got away!Copy !req
436. Do-nut leave now.Copy !req
437. I got a baker's dozen reasons
you should stay!Copy !req
438. - Cool!
- Yeah, you did it, Dad!Copy !req
439. Hey, my little munchkins!Copy !req
440. Guess we caught
the "hole" gang.Copy !req
441. You know,
like donut holes!Copy !req
442. I stepped on the nice moment,
didn't I?Copy !req
443. According to Megamind,Copy !req
444. Mr. Donut
was working undercoverCopy !req
445. to help him nab
the notorious Go Fish Gang.Copy !req
446. - Job well done to Metro City's
newest and unlikeliest hero. -Copy !req
447. Another tray for
my favorite customers.Copy !req
448. Great to see Mr. Donut
back and better than ever.Copy !req
449. And not only that,Copy !req
450. I figured out a way to
spend more time with the family.Copy !req
451. Here you go.Copy !req
452. - There's nothing better
than free labor. -Copy !req
453. And family togetherness.Copy !req
454. I think maybe there's also
a lesson to be learnedCopy !req
455. - from all of this.
- That reminds me!Copy !req
456. I just want
to say to all my fansCopy !req
457. that I think Mayor Ritchi
has learned a valuable lessonCopy !req
458. about assuming
the worst in people.Copy !req
459. Hey! I was on his side.Copy !req
460. For a majority of the time.Copy !req
461. The important truth is
the kind of person we areCopy !req
462. comes down to
the decisions we make.Copy !req
463. For example, right now,
I'm regretting the decisionCopy !req
464. to eat 20 donuts.Copy !req
465. Come on, big guy.
What's one more bite?Copy !req
466. How could I ever
disappoint you,Copy !req
467. my little delicious
blue friends?Copy !req