1. - (line straining)
- (grunting)Copy !req
2. - Huh?
- Hello.Copy !req
3. You've met
your match, evildoer.Copy !req
4. For I, Megamind,Copy !req
5. am the hero of Metrocity!Copy !req
6. And you will feel my...Copy !req
7. steely justice
with the force of a...Copy !req
8. an angry llama!
(frustrated sigh)Copy !req
9. Ol' Chum:
Oh, nonsense. I think you're improving, sir!Copy !req
10. That's way better than attacking
their mothers personally!Copy !req
11. (sighs)
I'm clueless, Chum!Copy !req
12. Now that I'm a hero,
I want to inspire the peopleCopy !req
13. the way Metro Man did!Copy !req
14. Being a villain
and stoking fear is a breeze,Copy !req
15. but how do I conjure awe
and eyes-agogginess?Copy !req
16. Do I need to exercise?Copy !req
17. - What about flossing?
- (computer beeping)Copy !req
18. Sir, robbery in progress
at Everything City!Copy !req
19. Ha-ha! Move over,
bad breath and sensitive gums!Copy !req
20. There's crime to be stopped!Copy !req
21. Let's go!
Hurry it up!Copy !req
22. This isn't
Some Of It City.Copy !req
23. - Fork over everything!
- (whirring, blast)Copy !req
24. Villain, beware!
For I am the white knight of—Copy !req
25. Dude Monkey:
Bananalamadingdong!Copy !req
26. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
27. Woo! Yeah!Copy !req
28. Hey, Dude Monkerinos!Copy !req
29. Your happy hometown
Dude Monkey here.Copy !req
30. Shall we schtop
another crime?Copy !req
31. What is that thing?Copy !req
32. - Hyah!
- What?Copy !req
33. - (Dude Monkey grunting)
- (robber yelling)Copy !req
34. Let's can this tuna fish!Copy !req
35. - (robber groaning)
- Oh, my!Copy !req
36. Did I do it again?
I schtopped a crime!Copy !req
37. - Say, Bananalamadingdong!
- (shutter snaps)Copy !req
38. Post that on your soshCopy !req
39. and you'll get
beaucoup engagements!Copy !req
40. - Thanks!
- What? Megamind?Copy !req
41. Oh, must have
beat him to the scene.Copy !req
42. Sorry, Mr. Atric.Copy !req
43. Hey, can I call you Geri?
(laughs)Copy !req
44. JK, bro! I'm Dude Monkey!Copy !req
45. Say 'sup
to my Dude Monkerinos!Copy !req
46. - 'Sup?
- Remember to like and subscribeCopy !req
47. if you think the city
needs a fresher fighterCopy !req
48. than this horse-and-buggy
bagpipe head! (laughs)Copy !req
49. Bananalamadingdong!Copy !req
50. What in Hades' hamper
just happened?Copy !req
51. What just happened
was awesome!Copy !req
52. You've been a hero
just a short time,Copy !req
53. and already, you're influencing
strangely charismatic youngstersCopy !req
54. to defend the city!Copy !req
55. Perhaps I'm more inspiring
than I thought.Copy !req
56. As mayor, I don't have
actual controlCopy !req
57. over the sun.Copy !req
58. Yes, well, I have a lot
on my plate today,Copy !req
59. but I promise to absolutely
look into it, Senator.Copy !req
60. - (zapping)
- Huh?Copy !req
61. - Ollo— Ow!
- (smack)Copy !req
62. Whoa! (grunts)Copy !req
63. My brilliant
blue noggin!Copy !req
64. You know, you're not
a villain anymore.Copy !req
65. You can use
the front door.Copy !req
66. But a monitor?
Really, Roxanne?Copy !req
67. (sighs) Sorry. Muscle memory.
I'm a little on edge.Copy !req
68. Just found out the Doom
Syndicate escaped from prison.Copy !req
69. They escaped already?Copy !req
70. I must say, the former villain
part of me is proud.Copy !req
71. But the hero part of me
is incredibly frustratedCopy !req
72. - with our prison system!
- (phone dings)Copy !req
73. You'd think they'd lay low,
but I guess Nighty-KnightCopy !req
74. couldn't resist Taquito Tuesday
at Dos Muchachos Picante.Copy !req
75. Can't blame him.
Their tacos are delightful,Copy !req
76. but if he pops
his Halloween head up again,Copy !req
77. I have just the treat
for his tricks!Copy !req
78. Hey, can I ask another favor?Copy !req
79. Ma'am, do not offer
Megamind the aquarium gig!Copy !req
80. Well, well, if it isn't
Christina Christo,Copy !req
81. the Secretary of
Party Pooping.Copy !req
82. It's Chief of Staff,
actually.Copy !req
83. My job is to make sure
Roxanne can get reelected.Copy !req
84. Something you don't
seem to care about.Copy !req
85. What's this gig
she doesn't want me to have?Copy !req
86. So they're having a grand
re-opening of the aquariumCopy !req
87. and want me to make
an appearance?Copy !req
88. To warn baddies
against another attemptCopy !req
89. at the diamond-encrusted
koi fish, no doubt.Copy !req
90. It says "hero,"
not live-action blueberry.Copy !req
91. - Ha!
- Gimme that!Copy !req
92. I'm looking for waysCopy !req
93. to be more inspirational,Copy !req
94. and nothing inspires citizenry
like a bombastic speechCopy !req
95. - at a relaxing, fish-filled—
- (yelps)Copy !req
96. - Ah!
- Got it! Ma'am,Copy !req
97. he's the one who destroyed
the aquarium in the first place.Copy !req
98. If you want to save a fish,
you gotta break a few aquariums.Copy !req
99. - (laughs)
- That's mine!Copy !req
100. - Give it to me!
- Megamind: Gimme!Copy !req
101. Great. You both owe
a tree an apology.Copy !req
102. Christina, we've got
to use Megamind.Copy !req
103. He's Metro City's best
and only hero.Copy !req
104. Not anymore.
There is a new hero in town,Copy !req
105. and his name is Dude Monkey.Copy !req
106. The petty crime stopper
who was totally inspired by moi?Copy !req
107. Why hire
a second-rate wannabeCopy !req
108. when you can have
a first-rate is-a-be?Copy !req
109. He makes a good point. Christina,Copy !req
110. send word to the aquarium board
that I'm recommending Megamind.Copy !req
111. (groans) Fine.Copy !req
112. Nee-nuh nee-nuh
nee-nuh!Copy !req
113. - (both struggle)
- Roxanne: Kids,Copy !req
114. no ice cream
unless you stop fighting.Copy !req
115. I will when you admit I'm the favorite.Copy !req
116. Jinx. Double jinx.
Triple jinx!Copy !req
117. Enough! Go play outside.
Mama's gotta work.Copy !req
118. - What about that icèd cream
you promised? - (sighs)Copy !req
119. - Megamind: Wanna look
my best for the aquarium gig. - (hard rock music playing)Copy !req
120. Time to get my blue bod rippedCopy !req
121. with some hardcore
physical fitness. (grunts)Copy !req
122. Chum! A little help!
(groans)Copy !req
123. Faster, Chum.
I wanna feel that burn.Copy !req
124. You got a big problem,
Double M.Copy !req
125. I know. Chum is
horrifically out of shape.Copy !req
126. Your problem
is Dude Monkey.Copy !req
127. Shall we schtop
another crime?Copy !req
128. - Ooh! A video! Can I watch?
- (struggling, yells)Copy !req
129. That chimp chump is no threat.
He looks up to me.Copy !req
130. He's proof that my aim to
inspire Metrocity is working.Copy !req
131. Good luck inspiring people
when this guy's trolling you.Copy !req
132. (laughs) What's with
this troll business?Copy !req
133. They've been extinct
for decades.Copy !req
134. Trolling means he's trying
to humiliate you online.Copy !req
135. - (techno music playing)
- Sorry, Mr. Atric.Copy !req
136. Hey, can I call you Geri?
(laughs)Copy !req
137. JK, bro!Copy !req
138. Geriatric means old.Copy !req
139. We don't want this guy
to take your placeCopy !req
140. as defender of Metro City
by defining you as out of touch.Copy !req
141. This video has
a quarter million views!Copy !req
142. It must have aired
on the 6 o'clock news.Copy !req
143. Oh, you're serious?Copy !req
144. Uh, I-I'm actually
gonna ask this.Copy !req
145. Have you ever heard
of the internet?Copy !req
146. Yes, I've heard
of the "onternet."Copy !req
147. I'm just not onterested.Copy !req
148. It's a passing fad, like fidget
spinners or paying your taxes.Copy !req
149. Okay, well, in that case,Copy !req
150. welcome to the Information Age.Copy !req
151. - You're about 30 years late.
- (beeping, whirring)Copy !req
152. This is a television.Copy !req
153. - True!
- Wasn't a question.Copy !req
154. But was I right?
Can I get a point?Copy !req
155. - Sure.
- One to zip.Copy !req
156. Back in the age when people
used to live in caves,Copy !req
157. this is how
they'd get their news.Copy !req
158. True!
Ha-ha, all tied up.Copy !req
159. But the internet connects
to every computer on the planet.Copy !req
160. - You guys know that, right?
- No, we do not.Copy !req
161. But I do know I'm right
about us not knowing,Copy !req
162. so another point for Chum.Copy !req
163. Not something to be proud of.Copy !req
164. So, with the Internet
and social media,Copy !req
165. you can put out a story
and send it anywhereCopy !req
166. and to everyone instantly!Copy !req
167. They call this going viral.Copy !req
168. I went viral on
Metrocity once.Copy !req
169. Gave everyone
dance fever.Copy !req
170. I should get 10 retroactive
points for that, honestly.Copy !req
171. - Fine. (sighs)
- What, does that mean I win?Copy !req
172. Sure.
You're the grand championCopy !req
173. of learning about the internet
way too late!Copy !req
174. - Yes!
- No!Copy !req
175. Now, listen.
Dude Monkey is engagingCopy !req
176. in a social media showdown that
you're losing by not showing up!Copy !req
177. He's telling
a huge-gantic audienceCopy !req
178. that you're a ding-dong
so he can steal all your fans!Copy !req
179. - That settles it, Keiko.
- (determined music playing)Copy !req
180. Make me virulent
on the onternet.Copy !req
181. I'm looking at
this internet thing,Copy !req
182. and it's hilarious! Look!Copy !req
183. This cartoon baby is dancing
just like a grown-up! (laughing)Copy !req
184. That meme is older
than my teacher,Copy !req
185. and she knits.Copy !req
186. (awkward):
Ollo, fans. I am here,Copy !req
187. talking into the cameraCopy !req
188. as if I were talking
to you in person.Copy !req
189. Thanks to the magic
of the onternet.Copy !req
190. Maybe need a catchphrase.
Something like,Copy !req
191. "Villains are red,
heroes are blue.Copy !req
192. Stop robbing that bank,
or feel my kung fu!"Copy !req
193. Or, you know, I'll think
of something later.Copy !req
194. Sir! Have you seen
this unusual fellowCopy !req
195. - who sings about rain made of—
- Chum!Copy !req
196. - (groans)
- Okay, Chum, you gotta stop watchingCopy !req
197. old Internet stuff
while we're filming.Copy !req
198. And Megamind,
be more natural, dude.Copy !req
199. You're moving your arms
like a floppy inflatableCopy !req
200. - at a used car lot.
- Keiko,Copy !req
201. I'm unfamiliar
with the glare of a lens.Copy !req
202. I'm more of a live
performance guy.Copy !req
203. You know, theater!
Treading the boards!Copy !req
204. Well, I'm certainly bored,Copy !req
205. but this is for a web channel,
not Shakespeare in the Park.Copy !req
206. - Just move your arms normal.
- So, more like...Copy !req
207. Hello, my biggest fans!
Megamind here.Copy !req
208. Perfect! We'll go with that.
Roll camera.Copy !req
209. (awkward):
Hello, my biggest fans!Copy !req
210. Your little fanniesCopy !req
211. will shake as you worship
the splendor that is—Copy !req
212. You're doing the arm thing again and saying weird stuff.Copy !req
213. (normal):
Ugh! I don't know what you want from me, Keiko!Copy !req
214. Actually, maybe just
do something heroic.Copy !req
215. Heroic opportunities don't just
walk out into the street and—Copy !req
216. - (gasps)
- (car honking)Copy !req
217. Or sometimes they do.Copy !req
218. - (honking)
- (grunts)Copy !req
219. DeGravity should do.Copy !req
220. - (laughs)
- (zap)Copy !req
221. Ha-ha! Um, citizen?Copy !req
222. What are you watching
that had you so distracted?Copy !req
223. Dude Monkey.Copy !req
224. - Whoa! You watchin'
my vids, bud? - What the?Copy !req
225. Oh, wow!
It's really Dude Monkey!Copy !req
226. You're such an inspiration.
Can I get a selfie?Copy !req
227. How about a self-photograph
with the hero who,Copy !req
228. - you know, saved your life?
- Nah, I'm good.Copy !req
229. - Say, "Megamind's cheugy!"
- (shutter snaps)Copy !req
230. Say, "Megamind's cheugy!"Copy !req
231. I'll just edit that stuff out.Copy !req
232. - (typing)
- We will beat Dude MonkeyCopy !req
233. to an onternet pulp
with this video, right?Copy !req
234. This rescue was awesome!Copy !req
235. Once people see this, they're
gonna be all, "Who-Monkey"?Copy !req
236. - We're just gonna
upload and wait. - (ding)Copy !req
237. Ooh! I got a view!Copy !req
238. - That was from you watching it.
- (grumbles)Copy !req
239. Be patient.
Your fans will find youCopy !req
240. I gotta head home.
My mom's super strictCopy !req
241. - about my 9 p.m. curfew.
- (ding)Copy !req
242. - Another view!
- Keiko: Also from you!Copy !req
243. Oh...Copy !req
244. - Come on, come on...
- (ding)Copy !req
245. - A new meme!
- Ah! How many views?Copy !req
246. Oh. False alarm.Copy !req
247. It's just an old one
with new words.Copy !req
248. Only 100 views?Copy !req
249. Why haven't I become
a virus yet?Copy !req
250. I know it hasn't
exploded overnight,Copy !req
251. but you need to be patient.Copy !req
252. We need to build something
unique to you.Copy !req
253. The video
where that monkey man does the troll to me.Copy !req
254. - How many does that have?
- A couple more.Copy !req
255. - (typing)
- Yeah, a million more.Copy !req
256. It's as if I don't exist!Copy !req
257. I'm far from inspirational.
I've become...Copy !req
258. unpopular.Copy !req
259. - Your fans will find you.
We just need— - Thank you, Keiko,Copy !req
260. but I know how
to handle this.Copy !req
261. Chum, we've got
a "Class Me" emergency.Copy !req
262. The only thing that will
get me out of this spiralCopy !req
263. is a whiz-bang appearance
at a fish museum!Copy !req
264. The kids will love it!Copy !req
265. Yeah, my heart's
racing already.Copy !req
266. You know, I have some great
ideas for this aquarium gig.Copy !req
267. - Hyah! Woo!
- Ow!Copy !req
268. Really wanna see your face
when she tells you this.Copy !req
269. Go ahead, ma'am.Copy !req
270. The aquarium board is...Copy !req
271. made up of people
with terrible tasteCopy !req
272. who are kind of leaning
toward Dude Monkey.Copy !req
273. No! Any dude or any monkey,Copy !req
274. but not him!Copy !req
275. You gotta see
his latest, though!Copy !req
276. Dude Monkey:
Dude Monkey stops crime with a meat-sicle!Copy !req
277. Hey! My wallet!Copy !req
278. 'Sup, Dude Monkerinos!Copy !req
279. Pretty much gonna declare myself
Metro City's greatest hero.Copy !req
280. Crime is poppin', but MegamindCopy !req
281. (elderly voice)
is a-prune juice shoppin'!Copy !req
282. - (smack)
- (thief grunts)Copy !req
283. - Thanks, Dude Monkey!
- I schtopped a crime!Copy !req
284. Hey, quick, shout out
to my primo sponsor,Copy !req
285. Mr. Minion's Meat-sicles,Copy !req
286. the official meat-sicle
of Dude Monkey.Copy !req
287. Yumalamadingdong!Copy !req
288. I can't believe
he has a sponsor!Copy !req
289. - Why don't I have a sponsor?
- You got me.Copy !req
290. I think a wart removal cream
would be blessed to have you.Copy !req
291. Hilarious, Christina.Copy !req
292. Hey, that guy is charismatic,Copy !req
293. but he's no Megamind.Copy !req
294. I'll keep fighting for you.Copy !req
295. I'll make it easy.
If Dude Monkey's catching fire,Copy !req
296. I'm gonna become
a crime-stopping megaton bomb!Copy !req
297. That's a metaphor for having
an engaging web channel,Copy !req
298. not a threat.Copy !req
299. Ma'am, they've
spotted Nighty-Knight!Copy !req
300. That aquarium board
will change their mindCopy !req
301. when I bring Nighty-Knight
to justiceCopy !req
302. and knock Dude Monkey's
web channelCopy !req
303. on its weird monkey butt!Copy !req
304. I've been studying
what makes Dude Monkey so popular.Copy !req
305. If this is the hero
Metrocity wants me to be,Copy !req
306. then so shall I be it!Copy !req
307. - (hip-hop music playing)
- Hey, radical duderoos.Copy !req
308. Megamind here.
Crimes a-poppin'!Copy !req
309. - Dang.
- Help! Help!Copy !req
310. Scope that!
Crime much, am I right?Copy !req
311. You'll L-O-L as
I trick-shot these handcuffsCopy !req
312. right on Nighty-Knight's
wrists.Copy !req
313. - (laughing)
- Hey! That's my fishbowl!Copy !req
314. - Hm.
- Oh, I think you just missed his wrist, sir.Copy !req
315. By which I mean entirely.Copy !req
316. - (static)
- (laughing)Copy !req
317. - We gonna let him
steal meat-sicle carts? - (rock music playing)Copy !req
318. Nah.
Crime stopping rocks!Copy !req
319. - (thuds)
- Ow!Copy !req
320. - Crime-a-Doodle-Don't!
- (static)Copy !req
321. (cowboy voice)
Hizzle, cowpokes.Copy !req
322. Just call me Dead-Eye BlueCopy !req
323. because when I take
my shot at baddies,Copy !req
324. I never miss.Copy !req
325. Backslash rad!Copy !req
326. - (alarm blaring)
- Guard: He's got the blueprints!Copy !req
327. Ha-ha! Well, howdy,
Nighty-Knight!Copy !req
328. - Ah!
- Ah! Chum!Copy !req
329. - (beep, alarm stops)
- (Chum laughs)Copy !req
330. It's like all-new memes,Copy !req
331. but with that special
homemade flavor!Copy !req
332. Keiko! I demand you
burn all copies.Copy !req
333. I should come off
as inspirational,Copy !req
334. not as some bumbling buffoon.Copy !req
335. Come on!
It's funny stuff!Copy !req
336. Your fans are gonna see thisCopy !req
337. and mash that
subscribe button so hard,Copy !req
338. you could serve it with gravy.Copy !req
339. (sighs) Keiko,
I'm repositioning you.Copy !req
340. I'll be taking over
advising myself,Copy !req
341. and you'll organize
my jazz albums.Copy !req
342. But you don't have
any jazz albums, sir.Copy !req
343. Then this should
be easy for her.Copy !req
344. But you don't even know how
to post or log on or stream!Copy !req
345. - Jazz albums!
- (growls)Copy !req
346. Imagine her telling me
I don't know what I'm doing.Copy !req
347. Now, to get rid of
these videos.Copy !req
348. - Gonna upload them
right into the trash. - (click, beep)Copy !req
349. Hasta la vista, videos!Copy !req
350. Sir, I think
you may need to see this.Copy !req
351. Dude Monkey (on video):
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Dude Monkerinos!Copy !req
352. Just got a call from
the mayor's office.Copy !req
353. I've been requested to appear
at the grand reopeningCopy !req
354. of the aquarium!Copy !req
355. And you know what?Copy !req
356. I beat Megamind for the gig!Copy !req
357. Now I'm gonna dance all over
this picture of MegamindCopy !req
358. until a-millio eyeballs
are on this stream!Copy !req
359. Bananalamadingdong!
(rhythmic grunting)Copy !req
360. He's still dancing
after two hours.Copy !req
361. Incredible.Copy !req
362. I need a 30-minute nap after
eating three chicken wings.Copy !req
363. - Well, well, well.
- (yelps)Copy !req
364. On my way to the hospital.Copy !req
365. My back is lousy
with stab wounds.Copy !req
366. I'm truly sorry about
the Dude Monkey thing.Copy !req
367. It was out of my hands.Copy !req
368. What fun is having
my friend as mayorCopy !req
369. if I don't get
everything I want?Copy !req
370. I was elected to be
the mayor of the city,Copy !req
371. not just my friends.Copy !req
372. And the city
wants Dude Monkey,Copy !req
373. which I agree is dumb.
(weak laugh)Copy !req
374. Dumb-ocracy.
Am I right?Copy !req
375. You can't unspoil my sour mood
with mayoral dad jokes, Roxie.Copy !req
376. - Christina: Mm! Mm!
- (hip-hop music playing)Copy !req
377. Hey, come on!Copy !req
378. (full mouth)
Bananalamadingdong.Copy !req
379. I possess super intelligence,Copy !req
380. otherworldly handsomeness,
and selfless humility.Copy !req
381. Yet, I am felled by
a bananalamadingdong.Copy !req
382. You uploaded
your blooper reel?Copy !req
383. I hope the answer is no.Copy !req
384. The answer is yes.Copy !req
385. It is up,
and it is huger than a luger!Copy !req
386. You're getting
Dude Monkey numbersCopy !req
387. and netting more subs
every second.Copy !req
388. Ow! Crime-a-Doodle-Don't!Copy !req
389. Oh, terrific.Copy !req
390. The whole city
must be laughing at me.Copy !req
391. Just look at the comments.Copy !req
392. Little Terry Sasko says,Copy !req
393. "I love that Megamind
messes up just like me.Copy !req
394. In a weird way,
that's inspiring."Copy !req
395. Inspiring?
Well, that's what I want,Copy !req
396. but this feels like
what I don't want.Copy !req
397. This is what
your channel needs.Copy !req
398. Everyone wants to be a hero.Copy !req
399. So when a hero makes a mistake,Copy !req
400. that's fun to see
because everyone makes mistakes.Copy !req
401. If you wanna inspire your fans,Copy !req
402. we need to show them
everything, warts and all.Copy !req
403. Maybe you're right.Copy !req
404. And perhaps I was
a little harsh on you earlier.Copy !req
405. You think?Copy !req
406. I'm promoting you back
to your previous positionCopy !req
407. as my adviser of
all things onternetty.Copy !req
408. Do I get a raise?Copy !req
409. - I wasn't paying you before.
- I had to try.Copy !req
410. You know,
I find it a little fishyCopy !req
411. that Nighty-Knight would want
to steal a— Wait a second!Copy !req
412. - (Nighty-Knight laughing)
- Nighty-Knight!Copy !req
413. Oh, I'm a fool
for not seeing this earlier.Copy !req
414. I was so focused
on being onternet cool,Copy !req
415. I let him slip
through my fingers!Copy !req
416. We have to stop him!Copy !req
417. But it's impossible to know
where he'll strike next.Copy !req
418. No, it's not, Chum.Copy !req
419. Nighty-Knight
is making a playCopy !req
420. for the diamond koi fish.Copy !req
421. Sir, don't you think
you're jumping to conclusions?Copy !req
422. No! Keiko,
bring up my bloopers.Copy !req
423. - (laughing)
- Hey! That's my fishbowl!Copy !req
424. Pause it!
He's stealing a fishbowl!Copy !req
425. Perhaps he wants
an unconventional candy dish.Copy !req
426. Keiko, run it.Copy !req
427. Backslash rad!Copy !req
428. - Pause!
- (beep)Copy !req
429. Now, zoom in! There!Copy !req
430. The blueprints
for the aquarium!Copy !req
431. Please.
Who doesn't have those?Copy !req
432. He's going to sneak himself in inside a meat-sicle cart!Copy !req
433. Maybe we should focus on what
Nighty-Knight is actually up to.Copy !req
434. - Keiko, enhance audio.
- (click)Copy !req
435. Nighty-Knight:
My darkly dark plan to stealCopy !req
436. the diamond-encrusted koi
during the reopening ceremonyCopy !req
437. will be a...
drowning success.Copy !req
438. Okay, I'm convinced.
The "muahaha" did it for me.Copy !req
439. To the aquarium!Copy !req
440. Alright now!
Now the D-Monk'sCopy !req
441. gonna upchuck some smarts
all over you Monkerinos!Copy !req
442. (awkward)
Aquariums are like superheroes.Copy !req
443. They both are things
people like to look at,Copy !req
444. and also both things
that make people happy, too.Copy !req
445. - (phone buzzes)
- Please give me good news.Copy !req
446. Like, a meteor
is heading this way,Copy !req
447. so I don't have to listen
to this speech.Copy !req
448. Nighty-Knight's coming
for the koi fish!Copy !req
449. If you see a meat-sicle cart,
clear it out.Copy !req
450. Dude Monkey:
lungs like humans do. They have gills.Copy !req
451. (gasps) We need to clear out
all meat-sicle carts.Copy !req
452. Security. We need help clearing
out the meat-sicle carts.Copy !req
453. Hey! (yelps)Copy !req
454. Eternal doom awaits all who
come between Nighty-KnightCopy !req
455. and his fishy bowl of... doom!Copy !req
456. - (crowd screaming)
- (Nighty-Knight laughs evilly)Copy !req
457. Let's schtop a crime!Copy !req
458. Dude, awesome costume!Copy !req
459. Alright, let's do this
just like we practiced.Copy !req
460. Some light sparring, and then
I totally crush you. Ready?Copy !req
461. You dare talk confusinglyCopy !req
462. to the Duke of Darkness?Copy !req
463. - (grunts)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Brad!Copy !req
464. We so do not have
the budget for this!Copy !req
465. Wait. You're not Brad.Copy !req
466. You're really Nighty-Knight!
(screams)Copy !req
467. - (grunts)
- (glass squeaks)Copy !req
468. Run! It's Nighty-Knight!Copy !req
469. - (explosion)
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
470. Welcome to "Megamind's Rules
For Defending Your City!"Copy !req
471. How do you like that title,
Keiko? Is it onternetty?Copy !req
472. So onternetty. I think
you're starting to get this.Copy !req
473. By the way,
where is Dude Monkey in this moment of need?Copy !req
474. Bad Guy Brad:
Oh...Copy !req
475. Here you are, dude!Copy !req
476. Dude, you were supposed
to stage the heistCopy !req
477. like we rehearsed!Copy !req
478. I don't know how
to stop real criminals!Copy !req
479. Dude, you just got
ousted as a fraud.Copy !req
480. Dude!Copy !req
481. I had a feeling
Dude Monkey was a phony.Copy !req
482. I assure all you
former Monkerinos,Copy !req
483. as Metro City's defender,
I will never lie to you.Copy !req
484. - Yoo-hoo! Wannabe spooky dude!
- Nighty-Knight: Megamind!Copy !req
485. Your pathetic attempts
to foil my—Copy !req
486. - (zapping)
- Wha...Copy !req
487. - (yelps)
- (bowl thuds)Copy !req
488. - Pretty chill, homeboy.
- (static)Copy !req
489. - (crowd cheering)
- Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
490. Oh, please, no!
You're too much.Copy !req
491. - But it is fitting.
- (hissing)Copy !req
492. I appreciate the applause,Copy !req
493. but I also really need you
to like and subscribe!Copy !req
494. Sir! I made my own meme!Copy !req
495. - Pretty chill, homeboy.
- (beep)Copy !req
496. Ol' Chum:
I think you've gone viral, sir!Copy !req
497. I look positively
infectious!Copy !req
498. Megamind!Copy !req
499. Someone just stole a genetically
altered starfish from the lab!Copy !req
500. A what?Copy !req
501. My quest was darkly bountiful,Copy !req
502. most vile one.Copy !req
503. The starfish.Copy !req
504. Able to regenerate its body
if it loses a limb.Copy !req
505. This holds the genetic key
that will allow meCopy !req
506. to rise to power once again!Copy !req
507. Soon, I will
remind MegamindCopy !req
508. how good it feels
to be bad!Copy !req