1. - Huh?
- Hello.Copy !req
2. You've met
your match, evildoer.Copy !req
3. For I, Megamind,Copy !req
4. am the hero of Metrocity!Copy !req
5. And you will feel my...Copy !req
6. steely justice
with the force of a...Copy !req
7. an angry llama!Copy !req
8. Ol' Chum:
Oh, nonsense. I think you're improving, sir!Copy !req
9. That's way better than attacking
their mothers personally!Copy !req
10. I'm clueless, Chum!Copy !req
11. Now that I'm a hero,
I want to inspire the peopleCopy !req
12. the way Metro Man did!Copy !req
13. Being a villain
and stoking fear is a breeze,Copy !req
14. but how do I conjure awe
and eyes-agogginess?Copy !req
15. Do I need to exercise?Copy !req
16. - What about flossing?Copy !req
17. Sir, robbery in progress
at Everything City!Copy !req
18. Ha-ha! Move over,
bad breath and sensitive gums!Copy !req
19. There's crime to be stopped!Copy !req
20. Let's go!
Hurry it up!Copy !req
21. This isn't
Some Of It City.Copy !req
22. - Fork over everything!Copy !req
23. Villain, beware!
For I am the white knight of—Copy !req
24. Dude Monkey:
Bananalamadingdong!Copy !req
25. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
26. Woo! Yeah!Copy !req
27. Hey, Dude Monkerinos!Copy !req
28. Your happy hometown
Dude Monkey here.Copy !req
29. Shall we schtop
another crime?Copy !req
30. What is that thing?Copy !req
31. - Hyah!
- What?Copy !req
32. Let's can this tuna fish!Copy !req
33. - Oh, my!Copy !req
34. Did I do it again?
I schtopped a crime!Copy !req
35. - Say, Bananalamadingdong!Copy !req
36. Post that on your soshCopy !req
37. and you'll get
beaucoup engagements!Copy !req
38. - Thanks!
- What? Megamind?Copy !req
39. Oh, must have
beat him to the scene.Copy !req
40. Sorry, Mr. Atric.Copy !req
41. Hey, can I call you Geri?Copy !req
42. JK, bro! I'm Dude Monkey!Copy !req
43. Say 'sup
to my Dude Monkerinos!Copy !req
44. - 'Sup?
- Remember to like and subscribeCopy !req
45. if you think the city
needs a fresher fighterCopy !req
46. than this horse-and-buggy
bagpipe head!Copy !req
47. Bananalamadingdong!Copy !req
48. What in Hades' hamper
just happened?Copy !req
49. What just happened
was awesome!Copy !req
50. You've been a hero
just a short time,Copy !req
51. and already, you're influencing
strangely charismatic youngstersCopy !req
52. to defend the city!Copy !req
53. Perhaps I'm more inspiring
than I thought.Copy !req
54. As mayor, I don't have
actual controlCopy !req
55. over the sun.Copy !req
56. Yes, well, I have a lot
on my plate today,Copy !req
57. but I promise to absolutely
look into it, Senator.Copy !req
58. - Huh?Copy !req
59. - Ollo— Ow!Copy !req
60. Whoa!Copy !req
61. My brilliant
blue noggin!Copy !req
62. You know, you're not
a villain anymore.Copy !req
63. You can use
the front door.Copy !req
64. But a monitor?
Really, Roxanne?Copy !req
65. Sorry. Muscle memory.
I'm a little on edge.Copy !req
66. Just found out the Doom
Syndicate escaped from prison.Copy !req
67. They escaped already?Copy !req
68. I must say, the former villain
part of me is proud.Copy !req
69. But the hero part of me
is incredibly frustratedCopy !req
70. - with our prison system!Copy !req
71. You'd think they'd lay low,
but I guess Nighty-KnightCopy !req
72. couldn't resist Taquito Tuesday
at Dos Muchachos Picante.Copy !req
73. Can't blame him.
Their tacos are delightful,Copy !req
74. but if he pops
his Halloween head up again,Copy !req
75. I have just the treat
for his tricks!Copy !req
76. Hey, can I ask another favor?Copy !req
77. Ma'am, do not offer
Megamind the aquarium gig!Copy !req
78. Well, well, if it isn't
Christina Christo,Copy !req
79. the Secretary of
Party Pooping.Copy !req
80. It's Chief of Staff,
actually.Copy !req
81. My job is to make sure
Roxanne can get reelected.Copy !req
82. Something you don't
seem to care about.Copy !req
83. What's this gig
she doesn't want me to have?Copy !req
84. So they're having a grand
re-opening of the aquariumCopy !req
85. and want me to make
an appearance?Copy !req
86. To warn baddies
against another attemptCopy !req
87. at the diamond-encrusted
koi fish, no doubt.Copy !req
88. It says "hero,"
not live-action blueberry.Copy !req
89. - Ha!
- Gimme that!Copy !req
90. I'm looking for waysCopy !req
91. to be more inspirational,Copy !req
92. and nothing inspires citizenry
like a bombastic speechCopy !req
93. - at a relaxing, fish-filled—Copy !req
94. - Ah!
- Got it! Ma'am,Copy !req
95. he's the one who destroyed
the aquarium in the first place.Copy !req
96. If you want to save a fish,
you gotta break a few aquariums.Copy !req
97. - That's mine!Copy !req
98. - Give it to me!
- Megamind: Gimme!Copy !req
99. Great. You both owe
a tree an apology.Copy !req
100. Christina, we've got
to use Megamind.Copy !req
101. He's Metro City's best
and only hero.Copy !req
102. Not anymore.
There is a new hero in town,Copy !req
103. and his name is Dude Monkey.Copy !req
104. The petty crime stopper
who was totally inspired by moi?Copy !req
105. Why hire
a second-rate wannabeCopy !req
106. when you can have
a first-rate is-a-be?Copy !req
107. He makes a good point. Christina,Copy !req
108. send word to the aquarium board
that I'm recommending Megamind.Copy !req
109. Fine.Copy !req
110. Nee-nuh nee-nuh
nee-nuh!Copy !req
111. - Roxanne: Kids,Copy !req
112. no ice cream
unless you stop fighting.Copy !req
113. I will when you admit I'm the favorite.Copy !req
114. Jinx. Double jinx.
Triple jinx!Copy !req
115. Enough! Go play outside.
Mama's gotta work.Copy !req
116. - What about that icèd cream
you promised? -Copy !req
117. - Megamind: Wanna look
my best for the aquarium gig. -Copy !req
118. Time to get my blue bod rippedCopy !req
119. with some hardcore
physical fitness.Copy !req
120. Chum! A little help!Copy !req
121. Faster, Chum.
I wanna feel that burn.Copy !req
122. You got a big problem,
Double M.Copy !req
123. I know. Chum is
horrifically out of shape.Copy !req
124. Your problem
is Dude Monkey.Copy !req
125. Shall we schtop
another crime?Copy !req
126. - Ooh! A video! Can I watch?Copy !req
127. That chimp chump is no threat.
He looks up to me.Copy !req
128. He's proof that my aim to
inspire Metrocity is working.Copy !req
129. Good luck inspiring people
when this guy's trolling you.Copy !req
130. What's with
this troll business?Copy !req
131. They've been extinct
for decades.Copy !req
132. Trolling means he's trying
to humiliate you online.Copy !req
133. - Sorry, Mr. Atric.Copy !req
134. Hey, can I call you Geri?Copy !req
135. JK, bro!Copy !req
136. Geriatric means old.Copy !req
137. We don't want this guy
to take your placeCopy !req
138. as defender of Metro City
by defining you as out of touch.Copy !req
139. This video has
a quarter million views!Copy !req
140. It must have aired
on the 6 o'clock news.Copy !req
141. Oh, you're serious?Copy !req
142. Uh, I-I'm actually
gonna ask this.Copy !req
143. Have you ever heard
of the internet?Copy !req
144. Yes, I've heard
of the "onternet."Copy !req
145. I'm just not onterested.Copy !req
146. It's a passing fad, like fidget
spinners or paying your taxes.Copy !req
147. Okay, well, in that case,Copy !req
148. welcome to the Information Age.Copy !req
149. - You're about 30 years late.Copy !req
150. This is a television.Copy !req
151. - True!
- Wasn't a question.Copy !req
152. But was I right?
Can I get a point?Copy !req
153. - Sure.
- One to zip.Copy !req
154. Back in the age when people
used to live in caves,Copy !req
155. this is how
they'd get their news.Copy !req
156. True!
Ha-ha, all tied up.Copy !req
157. But the internet connects
to every computer on the planet.Copy !req
158. - You guys know that, right?
- No, we do not.Copy !req
159. But I do know I'm right
about us not knowing,Copy !req
160. so another point for Chum.Copy !req
161. Not something to be proud of.Copy !req
162. So, with the Internet
and social media,Copy !req
163. you can put out a story
and send it anywhereCopy !req
164. and to everyone instantly!Copy !req
165. They call this going viral.Copy !req
166. I went viral on
Metrocity once.Copy !req
167. Gave everyone
dance fever.Copy !req
168. I should get 10 retroactive
points for that, honestly.Copy !req
169. - Fine.
- What, does that mean I win?Copy !req
170. Sure.
You're the grand championCopy !req
171. of learning about the internet
way too late!Copy !req
172. - Yes!
- No!Copy !req
173. Now, listen.
Dude Monkey is engagingCopy !req
174. in a social media showdown that
you're losing by not showing up!Copy !req
175. He's telling
a huge-gantic audienceCopy !req
176. that you're a ding-dong
so he can steal all your fans!Copy !req
177. - That settles it, Keiko.Copy !req
178. Make me virulent
on the onternet.Copy !req
179. I'm looking at
this internet thing,Copy !req
180. and it's hilarious! Look!Copy !req
181. This cartoon baby is dancing
just like a grown-up!Copy !req
182. That meme is older
than my teacher,Copy !req
183. and she knits.Copy !req
184. Ollo, fans. I am here,Copy !req
185. talking into the cameraCopy !req
186. as if I were talking
to you in person.Copy !req
187. Thanks to the magic
of the onternet.Copy !req
188. Maybe need a catchphrase.
Something like,Copy !req
189. "Villains are red,
heroes are blue.Copy !req
190. Stop robbing that bank,
or feel my kung fu!"Copy !req
191. Or, you know, I'll think
of something later.Copy !req
192. Sir! Have you seen
this unusual fellowCopy !req
193. - who sings about rain made of—
- Chum!Copy !req
194. - Okay, Chum, you gotta stop watchingCopy !req
195. old Internet stuff
while we're filming.Copy !req
196. And Megamind,
be more natural, dude.Copy !req
197. You're moving your arms
like a floppy inflatableCopy !req
198. - at a used car lot.
- Keiko,Copy !req
199. I'm unfamiliar
with the glare of a lens.Copy !req
200. I'm more of a live
performance guy.Copy !req
201. You know, theater!
Treading the boards!Copy !req
202. Well, I'm certainly bored,Copy !req
203. but this is for a web channel,
not Shakespeare in the Park.Copy !req
204. - Just move your arms normal.
- So, more like...Copy !req
205. Hello, my biggest fans!
Megamind here.Copy !req
206. Perfect! We'll go with that.
Roll camera.Copy !req
207. Hello, my biggest fans!Copy !req
208. Your little fanniesCopy !req
209. will shake as you worship
the splendor that is—Copy !req
210. You're doing the arm thing again and saying weird stuff.Copy !req
211. Ugh! I don't know what you want from me, Keiko!Copy !req
212. Actually, maybe just
do something heroic.Copy !req
213. Heroic opportunities don't just
walk out into the street and—Copy !req
214. Or sometimes they do.Copy !req
215. DeGravity should do.Copy !req
216. - (zap)Copy !req
217. Ha-ha! Um, citizen?Copy !req
218. What are you watching
that had you so distracted?Copy !req
219. Dude Monkey.Copy !req
220. - Whoa! You watchin'
my vids, bud? - What the?Copy !req
221. Oh, wow!
It's really Dude Monkey!Copy !req
222. You're such an inspiration.
Can I get a selfie?Copy !req
223. How about a self-photograph
with the hero who,Copy !req
224. - you know, saved your life?
- Nah, I'm good.Copy !req
225. - Say, "Megamind's cheugy!"Copy !req
226. Say, "Megamind's cheugy!"Copy !req
227. I'll just edit that stuff out.Copy !req
228. - We will beat Dude MonkeyCopy !req
229. to an onternet pulp
with this video, right?Copy !req
230. This rescue was awesome!Copy !req
231. Once people see this, they're
gonna be all, "Who-Monkey"?Copy !req
232. - We're just gonna
upload and wait. -Copy !req
233. Ooh! I got a view!Copy !req
234. - That was from you watching it.Copy !req
235. Be patient.
Your fans will find youCopy !req
236. I gotta head home.
My mom's super strictCopy !req
237. - about my 9 p.m. curfew.Copy !req
238. - Another view!
- Keiko: Also from you!Copy !req
239. Oh...Copy !req
240. - Come on, come on...Copy !req
241. - A new meme!
- Ah! How many views?Copy !req
242. Oh. False alarm.Copy !req
243. It's just an old one
with new words.Copy !req
244. Only 100 views?Copy !req
245. Why haven't I become
a virus yet?Copy !req
246. I know it hasn't
exploded overnight,Copy !req
247. but you need to be patient.Copy !req
248. We need to build something
unique to you.Copy !req
249. The video
where that monkey man does the troll to me.Copy !req
250. - How many does that have?
- A couple more.Copy !req
251. - Yeah, a million more.Copy !req
252. It's as if I don't exist!Copy !req
253. I'm far from inspirational.
I've become...Copy !req
254. unpopular.Copy !req
255. - Your fans will find you.
We just need— - Thank you, Keiko,Copy !req
256. but I know how
to handle this.Copy !req
257. Chum, we've got
a "Class Me" emergency.Copy !req
258. The only thing that will
get me out of this spiralCopy !req
259. is a whiz-bang appearance
at a fish museum!Copy !req
260. The kids will love it!Copy !req
261. Yeah, my heart's
racing already.Copy !req
262. You know, I have some great
ideas for this aquarium gig.Copy !req
263. - Hyah! Woo!
- Ow!Copy !req
264. Really wanna see your face
when she tells you this.Copy !req
265. Go ahead, ma'am.Copy !req
266. The aquarium board is...Copy !req
267. made up of people
with terrible tasteCopy !req
268. who are kind of leaning
toward Dude Monkey.Copy !req
269. No! Any dude or any monkey,Copy !req
270. but not him!Copy !req
271. You gotta see
his latest, though!Copy !req
272. Dude Monkey:
Dude Monkey stops crime with a meat-sicle!Copy !req
273. Hey! My wallet!Copy !req
274. 'Sup, Dude Monkerinos!Copy !req
275. Pretty much gonna declare myself
Metro City's greatest hero.Copy !req
276. Crime is poppin', but MegamindCopy !req
277. is a-prune juice shoppin'!Copy !req
278. - Thanks, Dude Monkey!
- I schtopped a crime!Copy !req
279. Hey, quick, shout out
to my primo sponsor,Copy !req
280. Mr. Minion's Meat-sicles,Copy !req
281. the official meat-sicle
of Dude Monkey.Copy !req
282. Yumalamadingdong!Copy !req
283. I can't believe
he has a sponsor!Copy !req
284. - Why don't I have a sponsor?
- You got me.Copy !req
285. I think a wart removal cream
would be blessed to have you.Copy !req
286. Hilarious, Christina.Copy !req
287. Hey, that guy is charismatic,Copy !req
288. but he's no Megamind.Copy !req
289. I'll keep fighting for you.Copy !req
290. I'll make it easy.
If Dude Monkey's catching fire,Copy !req
291. I'm gonna become
a crime-stopping megaton bomb!Copy !req
292. That's a metaphor for having
an engaging web channel,Copy !req
293. not a threat.Copy !req
294. Ma'am, they've
spotted Nighty-Knight!Copy !req
295. That aquarium board
will change their mindCopy !req
296. when I bring Nighty-Knight
to justiceCopy !req
297. and knock Dude Monkey's
web channelCopy !req
298. on its weird monkey butt!Copy !req
299. I've been studying
what makes Dude Monkey so popular.Copy !req
300. If this is the hero
Metrocity wants me to be,Copy !req
301. then so shall I be it!Copy !req
302. - Hey, radical duderoos.Copy !req
303. Megamind here.
Crimes a-poppin'!Copy !req
304. - Dang.
- Help! Help!Copy !req
305. Scope that!
Crime much, am I right?Copy !req
306. You'll L-O-L as
I trick-shot these handcuffsCopy !req
307. right on Nighty-Knight's
wrists.Copy !req
308. - Hey! That's my fishbowl!Copy !req
309. - Hm.
- Oh, I think you just missed his wrist, sir.Copy !req
310. By which I mean entirely.Copy !req
311. - We gonna let him
steal meat-sicle carts? -Copy !req
312. Nah.
Crime stopping rocks!Copy !req
313. - Ow!Copy !req
314. - Crime-a-Doodle-Don't!Copy !req
315. Hizzle, cowpokes.Copy !req
316. Just call me Dead-Eye BlueCopy !req
317. because when I take
my shot at baddies,Copy !req
318. I never miss.Copy !req
319. Backslash rad!Copy !req
320. - Guard: He's got the blueprints!Copy !req
321. Ha-ha! Well, howdy,
Nighty-Knight!Copy !req
322. - Ah!
- Ah! Chum!Copy !req
323. It's like all-new memes,Copy !req
324. but with that special
homemade flavor!Copy !req
325. Keiko! I demand you
burn all copies.Copy !req
326. I should come off
as inspirational,Copy !req
327. not as some bumbling buffoon.Copy !req
328. Come on!
It's funny stuff!Copy !req
329. Your fans are gonna see thisCopy !req
330. and mash that
subscribe button so hard,Copy !req
331. you could serve it with gravy.Copy !req
332. Keiko,
I'm repositioning you.Copy !req
333. I'll be taking over
advising myself,Copy !req
334. and you'll organize
my jazz albums.Copy !req
335. But you don't have
any jazz albums, sir.Copy !req
336. Then this should
be easy for her.Copy !req
337. But you don't even know how
to post or log on or stream!Copy !req
338. - Jazz albums!Copy !req
339. Imagine her telling me
I don't know what I'm doing.Copy !req
340. Now, to get rid of
these videos.Copy !req
341. - Gonna upload them
right into the trash. -Copy !req
342. Hasta la vista, videos!Copy !req
343. Sir, I think
you may need to see this.Copy !req
344. Dude Monkey
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Dude Monkerinos!Copy !req
345. Just got a call from
the mayor's office.Copy !req
346. I've been requested to appear
at the grand reopeningCopy !req
347. of the aquarium!Copy !req
348. And you know what?Copy !req
349. I beat Megamind for the gig!Copy !req
350. Now I'm gonna dance all over
this picture of MegamindCopy !req
351. until a-millio eyeballs
are on this stream!Copy !req
352. Bananalamadingdong!Copy !req
353. He's still dancing
after two hours.Copy !req
354. Incredible.Copy !req
355. I need a 30-minute nap after
eating three chicken wings.Copy !req
356. - Well, well, well.Copy !req
357. On my way to the hospital.Copy !req
358. My back is lousy
with stab wounds.Copy !req
359. I'm truly sorry about
the Dude Monkey thing.Copy !req
360. It was out of my hands.Copy !req
361. What fun is having
my friend as mayorCopy !req
362. if I don't get
everything I want?Copy !req
363. I was elected to be
the mayor of the city,Copy !req
364. not just my friends.Copy !req
365. And the city
wants Dude Monkey,Copy !req
366. which I agree is dumb.Copy !req
367. Dumb-ocracy.
Am I right?Copy !req
368. You can't unspoil my sour mood
with mayoral dad jokes, Roxie.Copy !req
369. - Christina: Mm! Mm!Copy !req
370. Hey, come on!Copy !req
371. Bananalamadingdong.Copy !req
372. I possess super intelligence,Copy !req
373. otherworldly handsomeness,
and selfless humility.Copy !req
374. Yet, I am felled by
a bananalamadingdong.Copy !req
375. You uploaded
your blooper reel?Copy !req
376. I hope the answer is no.Copy !req
377. The answer is yes.Copy !req
378. It is up,
and it is huger than a luger!Copy !req
379. You're getting
Dude Monkey numbersCopy !req
380. and netting more subs
every second.Copy !req
381. Ow! Crime-a-Doodle-Don't!Copy !req
382. Oh, terrific.Copy !req
383. The whole city
must be laughing at me.Copy !req
384. Just look at the comments.Copy !req
385. Little Terry Sasko says,Copy !req
386. "I love that Megamind
messes up just like me.Copy !req
387. In a weird way,
that's inspiring."Copy !req
388. Inspiring?
Well, that's what I want,Copy !req
389. but this feels like
what I don't want.Copy !req
390. This is what
your channel needs.Copy !req
391. Everyone wants to be a hero.Copy !req
392. So when a hero makes a mistake,Copy !req
393. that's fun to see
because everyone makes mistakes.Copy !req
394. If you wanna inspire your fans,Copy !req
395. we need to show them
everything, warts and all.Copy !req
396. Maybe you're right.Copy !req
397. And perhaps I was
a little harsh on you earlier.Copy !req
398. You think?Copy !req
399. I'm promoting you back
to your previous positionCopy !req
400. as my adviser of
all things onternetty.Copy !req
401. Do I get a raise?Copy !req
402. - I wasn't paying you before.
- I had to try.Copy !req
403. You know,
I find it a little fishyCopy !req
404. that Nighty-Knight would want
to steal a— Wait a second!Copy !req
405. - Nighty-Knight!Copy !req
406. Oh, I'm a fool
for not seeing this earlier.Copy !req
407. I was so focused
on being onternet cool,Copy !req
408. I let him slip
through my fingers!Copy !req
409. We have to stop him!Copy !req
410. But it's impossible to know
where he'll strike next.Copy !req
411. No, it's not, Chum.Copy !req
412. Nighty-Knight
is making a playCopy !req
413. for the diamond koi fish.Copy !req
414. Sir, don't you think
you're jumping to conclusions?Copy !req
415. No! Keiko,
bring up my bloopers.Copy !req
416. - Hey! That's my fishbowl!Copy !req
417. Pause it!
He's stealing a fishbowl!Copy !req
418. Perhaps he wants
an unconventional candy dish.Copy !req
419. Keiko, run it.Copy !req
420. Backslash rad!Copy !req
421. - Pause!Copy !req
422. Now, zoom in! There!Copy !req
423. The blueprints
for the aquarium!Copy !req
424. Please.
Who doesn't have those?Copy !req
425. He's going to sneak himself in inside a meat-sicle cart!Copy !req
426. Maybe we should focus on what
Nighty-Knight is actually up to.Copy !req
427. - Keiko, enhance audio.Copy !req
428. Nighty-Knight:
My darkly dark plan to stealCopy !req
429. the diamond-encrusted koi
during the reopening ceremonyCopy !req
430. will be a...
drowning success.Copy !req
431. Okay, I'm convinced.
The "muahaha" did it for me.Copy !req
432. To the aquarium!Copy !req
433. Alright now!
Now the D-Monk'sCopy !req
434. gonna upchuck some smarts
all over you Monkerinos!Copy !req
435. Aquariums are like superheroes.Copy !req
436. They both are things
people like to look at,Copy !req
437. and also both things
that make people happy, too.Copy !req
438. - Please give me good news.Copy !req
439. Like, a meteor
is heading this way,Copy !req
440. so I don't have to listen
to this speech.Copy !req
441. Nighty-Knight's coming
for the koi fish!Copy !req
442. If you see a meat-sicle cart,
clear it out.Copy !req
443. Dude Monkey:
lungs like humans do. They have gills.Copy !req
444. We need to clear out
all meat-sicle carts.Copy !req
445. Security. We need help clearing
out the meat-sicle carts.Copy !req
446. Hey!Copy !req
447. Eternal doom awaits all who
come between Nighty-KnightCopy !req
448. and his fishy bowl of... doom!Copy !req
449. Let's schtop a crime!Copy !req
450. Dude, awesome costume!Copy !req
451. Alright, let's do this
just like we practiced.Copy !req
452. Some light sparring, and then
I totally crush you. Ready?Copy !req
453. You dare talk confusinglyCopy !req
454. to the Duke of Darkness?Copy !req
455. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Brad!Copy !req
456. We so do not have
the budget for this!Copy !req
457. Wait. You're not Brad.Copy !req
458. You're really Nighty-Knight!Copy !req
459. Run! It's Nighty-Knight!Copy !req
460. - Hey, guys.Copy !req
461. Welcome to "Megamind's Rules
For Defending Your City!"Copy !req
462. How do you like that title,
Keiko? Is it onternetty?Copy !req
463. So onternetty. I think
you're starting to get this.Copy !req
464. By the way,
where is Dude Monkey in this moment of need?Copy !req
465. Bad Guy Brad:
Oh...Copy !req
466. Here you are, dude!Copy !req
467. Dude, you were supposed
to stage the heistCopy !req
468. like we rehearsed!Copy !req
469. I don't know how
to stop real criminals!Copy !req
470. Dude, you just got
ousted as a fraud.Copy !req
471. Dude!Copy !req
472. I had a feeling
Dude Monkey was a phony.Copy !req
473. I assure all you
former Monkerinos,Copy !req
474. as Metro City's defender,
I will never lie to you.Copy !req
475. - Yoo-hoo! Wannabe spooky dude!
- Nighty-Knight: Megamind!Copy !req
476. Your pathetic attempts
to foil my—Copy !req
477. - Wha...Copy !req
478. - Pretty chill, homeboy.Copy !req
479. - Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
480. Oh, please, no!
You're too much.Copy !req
481. - But it is fitting.Copy !req
482. I appreciate the applause,Copy !req
483. but I also really need you
to like and subscribe!Copy !req
484. Sir! I made my own meme!Copy !req
485. - Pretty chill, homeboy.Copy !req
486. Ol' Chum:
I think you've gone viral, sir!Copy !req
487. I look positively
infectious!Copy !req
488. Megamind!Copy !req
489. Someone just stole a genetically
altered starfish from the lab!Copy !req
490. A what?Copy !req
491. My quest was darkly bountiful,Copy !req
492. most vile one.Copy !req
493. The starfish.Copy !req
494. Able to regenerate its body
if it loses a limb.Copy !req
495. This holds the genetic key
that will allow meCopy !req
496. to rise to power once again!Copy !req
497. Soon, I will
remind MegamindCopy !req
498. how good it feels
to be bad!Copy !req