1. There are three dorms
in Easton Magic Academy.Copy !req
2. Students with corresponding characteristics
are assigned to each dorm.Copy !req
3. Adler. Courage and conviction.Copy !req
4. Orca. Wisdom and willingness.Copy !req
5. Lang. Ability and ambition.Copy !req
6. The dorms are rivals with one another.Copy !req
7. To visualize their principles and positions,Copy !req
8. their friendly rivalry
carries across the entire academy.Copy !req
9. This is the Adler dorm,
where Mash and Finn reside.Copy !req
10. In their room, Room 302...Copy !req
11. So, five silver coins make one gold coin?Copy !req
12. That's five minus two. Let's see...Copy !req
13. Just 28 left.Copy !req
14. Five minus two is three.Copy !req
15. It's a trick question?Copy !req
16. No, there's no tricks about this!Copy !req
17. So I'm a meathead?Copy !req
18. You got that right, but...Copy !req
19. In any case, it's so peaceful today
with nothing going on.Copy !req
20. It sure is...Copy !req
21. No, there is something!
Our assignment!Copy !req
22. ZOOMCopy !req
23. Oh. Really?Copy !req
24. Crap, crap, I forgot about it!Copy !req
25. If we don't submit our Potions assignment,Copy !req
26. we'll be severely marked down
and we'll be in the drop-out range!Copy !req
27. Want one?Copy !req
28. This isn't the time for snacks!Copy !req
29. Sorry.Copy !req
30. I have to do it! I have to do it!
I have to do my Potions assignment!Copy !req
31. You still haven't done it yet?Copy !req
32. Lance.Copy !req
33. Oh, it's the lolicon.Copy !req
34. That's siscon to you.Copy !req
35. Loitering around doing nothing...Copy !req
36. You two are the dictionary definition
of slackers.Copy !req
37. Wait, Lance. Did you finish already?Copy !req
38. Of course.
I'm a lot more conscious than you are.Copy !req
39. I should've expected that
from the top student in our class.Copy !req
40. Lance is simply flawless.Copy !req
41. Guys like you
might ruin the dorm's reputation.Copy !req
42. Have some shame.Copy !req
43. SMASHCopy !req
44. He flew backwards by himself?Copy !req
45. O, my precious!Copy !req
46. Foisting thy fair light
upon my feeble eyes unwarn’d!Copy !req
47. ‘Tis my fate to succumb
to thy infinite warmth.Copy !req
48. I love you!Copy !req
49. You use these for the Potions assignment.Copy !req
50. What was with that
dramatic display just now?Copy !req
51. A mandragora.Copy !req
52. Silence their screams and they become
a universal ingredient in potions.Copy !req
53. AIEEEEEE!Copy !req
54. Oh, another thing that uses magic.Copy !req
55. "Another"? You know
this is magic school, right?Copy !req
56. I'll show you how it's done.Copy !req
57. Quientus.Copy !req
58. You try.Copy !req
59. Quientus.Copy !req
60. Quientus!Copy !req
61. I can't do it. It won't stop screaming.Copy !req
62. Finn.Copy !req
63. Your center of gravity is unstable.
Your core muscles are quite weak.Copy !req
64. Huh? Core muscles?Copy !req
65. Quientus.Copy !req
66. I think it's gotten worse?
Its pupils are dilated, too.Copy !req
67. Finn, focus your magic
on a single point.Copy !req
68. Oh, okay.Copy !req
69. Listen up, Finn.Copy !req
70. Visualize gently caressing it
as you release the magic.Copy !req
71. O-Okay.Copy !req
72. Quientus.Copy !req
73. Slowly. That's it.Copy !req
74. I did it! I did it, Lance!Copy !req
75. Even slackers like you
should be able to do this much.Copy !req
76. Thanks!Copy !req
77. Maybe Lance is really good
at taking care of others.Copy !req
78. Oh, yeah. How is Mash doing?Copy !req
79. That plant's flipped out! It's so huge!Copy !req
80. SLAPCopy !req
81. I did it.Copy !req
82. Did you really, though?Copy !req
83. MANDRAGORA COOKINGCopy !req
84. Once they're asleep,
they turn into a regular herb.Copy !req
85. Now we create a compound.Copy !req
86. Compounding is comparatively simple.
Watch closely.Copy !req
87. Take this, and first do this.Copy !req
88. TAK TAK TAK TAK TAKCopy !req
89. Then do this.Copy !req
90. SWISHCopy !req
91. And do this.Copy !req
92. SIZZLECopy !req
93. And with this...Copy !req
94. BAMCopy !req
95. It's done.Copy !req
96. That's not easy at all!Copy !req
97. Got it.Copy !req
98. You've got to be lying!Copy !req
99. No, really.Copy !req
100. Trust me, as long as it's not magic.Copy !req
101. TAK TAK TAK TAK TAKCopy !req
102. First, take this, and then...Copy !req
103. SWISHCopy !req
104. Do this...Copy !req
105. SIZZLECopy !req
106. Then this... And it's done.Copy !req
107. BAMCopy !req
108. That's totally not it!Copy !req
109. How did that end up as a cream puff?Copy !req
110. You're screwing around, aren't you?Copy !req
111. I'm not screwing around.Copy !req
112. You start like this.Copy !req
113. 'Kay.Copy !req
114. Then you add this.Copy !req
115. 'Kay.Copy !req
116. Stir well.Copy !req
117. 'Kay.Copy !req
118. Add this last.Copy !req
119. 'Kay.Copy !req
120. Okay.Copy !req
121. BA-YUMMYCopy !req
122. Why is this!?Copy !req
123. I watched him from start to finish.Copy !req
124. When did it become a cream puff!?Copy !req
125. You’re completely useless
when not fighting, huh?Copy !req
126. Well, yeah.Copy !req
127. Why is he so confident?Copy !req
128. Oh well. Let me warn you.Copy !req
129. I won't lose to you ever again.Copy !req
130. There's a reason
I need to join the Bureau of Magic.Copy !req
131. And that is?Copy !req
132. It's none of your business.Copy !req
133. But you equaled me,
if not more, in combat.Copy !req
134. I will not allow some nobody
to take your coins away from you.Copy !req
135. You don't have to warn me,
because it won't happen.Copy !req
136. Quick with the comebacks.Copy !req
137. Let's try this again.Copy !req
138. 'Kay.Copy !req
139. The all-dorm off-campus class
is coming up soon.Copy !req
140. I wonder if he'll be all right.Copy !req
141. And then, that was when...Copy !req
142. No way. Are you serious?Copy !req
143. And what happened after that?Copy !req
144. That's when...Copy !req
145. Hey, you bumped into me
just now, didn't you?Copy !req
146. Don't be walkin' into people's faces!Copy !req
147. Hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
148. What am I supposed to do
if I'm not walkin' into people's faces?Copy !req
149. Side characters have no right
to give me orders, you moron!Copy !req
150. The Divine Visionaries are the ones
who mold this world.Copy !req
151. They rule it.Copy !req
152. Tell me, what traits
should a ruler possess?Copy !req
153. A noble bloodline and overwhelming power
that brooks no argument.Copy !req
154. Correct.
Which means it is not those in Adler.Copy !req
155. It is us... Lang.Copy !req
156. Seize all of their coins.Copy !req
157. Yessir.Copy !req
158. Nummy.Copy !req
159. Ugh, it's tasty? That's a mandragora!Copy !req
160. Yum, yum.Copy !req
161. Seriously!?Copy !req
162. Apparently, mandragora cream puffs are tasty.Copy !req
163. And now, the next day...Copy !req
164. We're supposed to be
having class here today.Copy !req
165. What are we going to do here?Copy !req
166. What do you do in a forest...
Camping?Copy !req
167. That's for leisure. This is a magic school.Copy !req
168. I'm number one!Copy !req
169. I'm number one!Copy !req
170. I, Dot Barrett,
is the main character of this world!Copy !req
171. The world revolves around me!Copy !req
172. DOT BARRETTCopy !req
173. Whew! It's revolving a bit more than—Copy !req
174. Whaddaya think you're looking at!?Copy !req
175. Wierdo.Copy !req
176. A first-year from our dorm.Copy !req
177. Wait, it’s you! The Mushroom Head
people keep talking about!Copy !req
178. You look like a side character to me.Copy !req
179. Who is this guy?Copy !req
180. As of today, you’re a side character
in both name and reality!Copy !req
181. Because yours truly is—Copy !req
182. Mash!Copy !req
183. Outdoor class is a bit scary.Copy !req
184. I'm not going to push myself too hard.
So Mash, please take care out there, okay?Copy !req
185. Thanks.Copy !req
186. Mash, could I possibly tag along—Copy !req
187. Hey.Copy !req
188. PFFTCopy !req
189. I'll kill 'im!Copy !req
190. CLENCHCopy !req
191. I friggin' hate guys
who get attention from women!Copy !req
192. I'll kill you! I'll triple kill ya!Copy !req
193. It's ridiculous to begin with!Copy !req
194. The global ratio of men to women
is supposed to be equal!Copy !req
195. MENCopy !req
196. WOMENCopy !req
197. So why isn't there a single girl
falling in love with me!?Copy !req
198. That's right, the answer is simple.Copy !req
199. It's because chumps like you
ruin the system!Copy !req
200. OOOOOOOOOOCopy !req
201. Guys like you are why we have
an aging population and a lower birthrate!Copy !req
202. Won't someone just settle for me!?Copy !req
203. That's why I made up my mind!Copy !req
204. BAMCopy !req
205. I'm gonna join the Bureau of Magic
and rid this world of hot guys!Copy !req
206. - Oh Mash, I'll totally marry you.
- Do cream puffs count as snacks?Copy !req
207. That mandragora cream puff
was tasty, huh?Copy !req
208. Listen to me!Copy !req
209. My ego gets bruised the most
when I'm ignored!Copy !req
210. Quiet, all of you.Copy !req
211. Both Adler and Lang will participate
in this outdoor exercise.Copy !req
212. Your reward will be either a bronze or silver coin.
Brace yourselves.Copy !req
213. Your task is the extermination
of forest scorpions.Copy !req
214. Bring me the stones
embedded in their foreheads.Copy !req
215. Most forest scorpions
will only earn you bronze coins,Copy !req
216. but a few are strong enough
to be worth silver coins.Copy !req
217. You can identify them easily.Copy !req
218. If the stone in their foreheads
are square, they're worth silvers.Copy !req
219. Ordinary magic users
almost certainly don't stand a chance.Copy !req
220. But such accomplishments
make you Easton students.Copy !req
221. Do what you must to survive.Copy !req
222. In you go, in order now.Copy !req
223. Yeah, it's on!
No way I'm losing to you!Copy !req
224. I'd like to make sure to get silver coins here.Copy !req
225. I should do my best, too.Copy !req
226. You think you're hot stuff, right?Copy !req
227. I can tell.Copy !req
228. You think you're so special.Copy !req
229. You mistakenly think
you're not like the others.Copy !req
230. You subconsciously
look down on others, don't you?Copy !req
231. Hey, what are you doing over there?Copy !req
232. I'll mark you down for that.Copy !req
233. Sorry, Professor.
We were just horsing around.Copy !req
234. Right, first-year?Copy !req
235. Yes, yes. That's the look.Copy !req
236. I want to make
a pathetically messed up face outta you.Copy !req
237. Looking forward to it, first-year!Copy !req
238. Hey, Mash.Copy !req
239. Ignore him.Copy !req
240. He's one year older than us.Copy !req
241. And he's infamous for misconduct.Copy !req
242. He's injured multiple teachers
and students he doesn't like,Copy !req
243. to the point of being held back a grade.Copy !req
244. But they consider his talent as a magic user,
so they haven't expelled him yet.Copy !req
245. You hear stuff like that often
from Lang dorm.Copy !req
246. So, don't bother with them.Copy !req
247. I'm glad.Copy !req
248. I thought he crushed my cream puff.Copy !req
249. That's why he made that face?Copy !req
250. And don't tuck food in there directly.
It's unhygienic.Copy !req
251. 'Kay.Copy !req
252. I smell tremendous danger.Copy !req
253. I think it's wiser for us to work as a pair.Copy !req
254. Leave it to me, the oldest son...Copy !req
255. I zoned out, and now I'm all alone.Copy !req
256. Oh well.Copy !req
257. Yo yo yo, get those tails on out,
damned scorpions!Copy !req
258. I'm gonna show up that mushroom head—Copy !req
259. Shut up.Copy !req
260. SLAPCopy !req
261. Just now, I wasted calories because of you.Copy !req
262. This is just terrible.Copy !req
263. I'll kill 'im.Copy !req
264. Fine. Forget about our class.Copy !req
265. Right here right now, you're...Copy !req
266. Stop it!Copy !req
267. Shut up!Copy !req
268. Because of you, I...Copy !req
269. I'll make you regret it!Copy !req
270. S-Someone... Someone help me!Copy !req
271. Explomb.Copy !req
272. Raising your hand against a girl...
You're so done as a guy.Copy !req
273. U-Um...Copy !req
274. Huh?Copy !req
275. GLOWCopy !req
276. Thank you so much.Copy !req
277. S-S-S-So beautiful!Copy !req
278. Nope. Play it cool!
I have to stay calm and act natural!Copy !req
279. That was nothing at...Copy !req
280. H-H-Her hands... So soft...Copy !req
281. You're... so strong.Copy !req
282. GLOWCopy !req
283. Argh! I can't do it!Copy !req
284. Now, is it almost time?Copy !req
285. NOM NOM NOMCopy !req
286. Thank you so much for what you did earlier.Copy !req
287. I-It was nothing.Copy !req
288. O-O-Our knees are touching!Copy !req
289. So, this is the natural distance
of a modern couple?Copy !req
290. Stay calm. Be still, my heart.Copy !req
291. If I act weird, she'll catch on
that I'm unpopular with girls.Copy !req
292. Keep cool. Come on, me. Keep cool.Copy !req
293. Cool! Cool! Cool!Copy !req
294. What's with him? Freaky.Copy !req
295. Huh? What'd you just say?Copy !req
296. I was marveling at how
manly and wonderful you are.Copy !req
297. Oh no, I actually said wonderful.Copy !req
298. Huh? I thought I heard two syllables.Copy !req
299. It's the truth.Copy !req
300. You really are wonderful.Copy !req
301. With my magic, I can make anyone
even slightly attracted to me fall in love.Copy !req
302. He's completely fallen for me now.Copy !req
303. Though, maybe he might
have fallen even without magic.Copy !req
304. Next up, that mushroom head...Copy !req
305. Thank you too, kind sir.
You were a great help.Copy !req
306. Oh, I didn't do anything.Copy !req
307. What? That's impossible.Copy !req
308. There's never been a man
who hasn't fallen under my spell.Copy !req
309. More like, any guy should be like “hurray!”
if a cute girl like me was flirting with him.Copy !req
310. I'll have to put more magic energy into it.Copy !req
311. That's not true.Copy !req
312. You really helped me out.Copy !req
313. You're very wonderful.Copy !req
314. Sound, sight, touch.
My charm reaches all the senses!Copy !req
315. There is no man who can resist this!Copy !req
316. I said, I didn't do anything.Copy !req
317. It's not working at all!?
What is wrong with this guy?Copy !req
318. Does he seriously
not find me attractive!? Die!Copy !req
319. Fine. It's ours for the taking
now that I have one of theirs.Copy !req
320. But you really did save me.Copy !req
321. Such a delicate facial expression.Copy !req
322. Do you have some kind of circumstance?
I'll lend an ear.Copy !req
323. Actually, there’s a certain boy
threatening me.Copy !req
324. A certain boy?Copy !req
325. A second-year by the name of Silva.Copy !req
326. He's someone I don't hear
many good things about.Copy !req
327. He's trying to take advantage
of magic only I can use.Copy !req
328. He's been stalking me for all this time.Copy !req
329. I don't want to be involved
in anything that’s bad.Copy !req
330. But he's forcing me to, like he did earlier.Copy !req
331. I don't know what I should do.Copy !req
332. I'm sorry to bring this up so suddenly.Copy !req
333. It's all right.
I'm totally gonna beat that guy up.Copy !req
334. Oh no.
Please don't go out of your way.Copy !req
335. No. He's definitely
getting beaten to a pulp.Copy !req
336. Kind sir...Copy !req
337. Hey!Copy !req
338. Who's gonna beat who to a pulp?Copy !req
339. Huh?Copy !req
340. So you're the guy...Copy !req
341. I'll be the one to kill you.Copy !req
342. You look like the cringiest punk out there.Copy !req
343. Whenever I come across a deluded loser
like you, I can't help but give them a dose of reality.Copy !req
344. And when I do, what kind of look
will you have on your face?Copy !req
345. Explomb!Copy !req
346. Machine Gun Explomb!Copy !req
347. I'm not done yet!Copy !req
348. Oi oi oi oi!Copy !req
349. Explomb!Copy !req
350. Die twice!Copy !req
351. Meanwhile...Copy !req
352. - I'm so glad you’re with us.
- I’m so scared!Copy !req
353. Let go.Copy !req
354. Don't leave us!Copy !req
355. Anyway, is he doing all right?Copy !req
356. - Please don't! No! Don't leave us!
- You’re the only one we can rely on!Copy !req
357. It seems that second-year
was targeting him.Copy !req
358. They haven’t run into each other, have they?Copy !req
359. Heh! You weren't much of anything!Copy !req
360. Your puny magic
can't break through mine.Copy !req
361. Got it!?Copy !req
362. Hey hey, what's wrong now?
Where'd all that energy go?Copy !req
363. You're gonna kill me, right?Copy !req
364. Why don't you try a bit harder?Copy !req
365. But it's no wonder!Copy !req
366. Because even a moron can tell
the difference...Copy !req
367. once they've seen the difference
in our skills!Copy !req
368. NEXT EPISODE
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