1. This is the Magic Realm.Copy !req
2. It is called the Magic Realm
because it is a world that has magic.Copy !req
3. Flying through the sky with a broom,
levitating heavy objects,Copy !req
4. creating something out of nothing...Copy !req
5. Everyone can use magic at their will,Copy !req
6. and in this world,
magic is a natural part of everyday life.Copy !req
7. Magic is believed to be a gift
bestowed by God,Copy !req
8. and mastery of magic determines
one's social status in this world.Copy !req
9. In a corner of this world,
where dragons flying about is ordinary...Copy !req
10. TREMBLE TREMBLECopy !req
11. Within that deep, deep forest,Copy !req
12. there is one whose existence
defies the natural order.Copy !req
13. Nothing like a cream puff
after pumping iron.Copy !req
14. My name is Regro Burnedead.Copy !req
15. I'm a chic and elegant 75-year-oldCopy !req
16. living with my son in a forest
far from other humans.Copy !req
17. REGRO BURNEDEADCopy !req
18. I was quite reckless
in all sorts of ways in my youth,Copy !req
19. but when you get as old as I,
very little bothers you.Copy !req
20. And that’s because,Copy !req
21. through my experiences,
I have acquired ways to combat stress.Copy !req
22. How to combat stress...Copy !req
23. RRRAAWRCopy !req
24. Oh, Pops. I'm home.Copy !req
25. MASH BURNEDEADCopy !req
26. Why!?Copy !req
27. Why did you rip the door off
its hinges to come in, Mash!?Copy !req
28. I couldn't remember
if I was supposed to push or pull.Copy !req
29. How many years have you lived here!?Copy !req
30. So I just kind of forced—Copy !req
31. And you ended up breaking it!Copy !req
32. Sorry, Pops. I'll fix it.Copy !req
33. Oh, well... If you're repenting, then...Copy !req
34. He's always so amenable
after each screwup.Copy !req
35. RRRAAWRCopy !req
36. Turn! Turn it! Turn it!
You need to turn it!Copy !req
37. - Weird. It won't fit back in.
- That's the wrong position!Copy !req
38. Huh? What'd you say?Copy !req
39. Quit with the pounding, would you!?Copy !req
40. Spit on the foundling?Copy !req
41. No!Copy !req
42. Sorry, Pops.Copy !req
43. I'll fix it.Copy !req
44. W-Well... Yeah, um...Copy !req
45. Mash, did you finish
today's training routine?Copy !req
46. Of course.Copy !req
47. Hey, Pops.Copy !req
48. I've been meaning to ask...Copy !req
49. Why are all of my workouts physical?Copy !req
50. Because you...Copy !req
51. You're not like ordinary people.Copy !req
52. You can't use magic at all
because you're different.Copy !req
53. So the least I can do is...Copy !req
54. Never mind. A story for another time.Copy !req
55. Anyway, I'm heading out for a bit.Copy !req
56. I'm trusting you to housesit.Copy !req
57. - Okay.
- Don't break the door.Copy !req
58. Don’t worry,
I learned how to fix it.Copy !req
59. Learn how to open and close
the door instead!Copy !req
60. Push in, or pull out...Copy !req
61. Pull out! Pull out to open the door!Copy !req
62. Anyways, I'm heading out.Copy !req
63. I've told you countless times before,Copy !req
64. but while I'm out, you must never
venture into the city.Copy !req
65. Yeah, I won't.Copy !req
66. Right. Mash, you’re such a good,
amenable son.Copy !req
67. Now, I'll be on my way.Copy !req
68. Be safe.Copy !req
69. Sorry, Pops.Copy !req
70. But I can't ignore
the call of an empty stomach.Copy !req
71. Magic.Copy !req
72. Magic.Copy !req
73. Magic.Copy !req
74. They're still just doing stuff
you can do with your hands.Copy !req
75. Seven limited cream puffs, please.Copy !req
76. Sure thing.Copy !req
77. Oops. I got too excited
and couldn't hold back.Copy !req
78. But these don't usually bend
just by squeezing your hand.Copy !req
79. Sorry. Let me fix them.Copy !req
80. Did you say, "fix"?Copy !req
81. This should work.Copy !req
82. Huh? Hold on...Copy !req
83. Freaky? Huh? No, wait... Um...Copy !req
84. Here. Thanks for waiting.Copy !req
85. Thank you very much.Copy !req
86. Hey, did you see it?Copy !req
87. I don't see it anywhere on his face.Copy !req
88. - No way.
- You're right. Nothing.Copy !req
89. Unbelievable.Copy !req
90. Sir, are you actually a...Copy !req
91. No, never mind.
Thanks for your patronage.Copy !req
92. This year's "Divine Visionary"
has been determined.Copy !req
93. The one chosen as "Divine Visionary" is Rayne Ames,
a second-year at Easton Magic Academy,Copy !req
94. a prestigious school in the Magic Realm.Copy !req
95. This title is awardedCopy !req
96. to the student demonstrating the highest degree
of excellence over the school year.Copy !req
97. In addition to promotion to nobility,Copy !req
98. Yeah, yeah.
Must feel good with all that talent.Copy !req
99. recipients are gifted a grant
of one billion lond and are further awardedCopy !req
100. provisional employment at the Bureau of Magic,
the highest legal organization.Copy !req
101. Then you have me here,
living a dull life in a dull place.Copy !req
102. He is expected to contribute greatly
for the prosperity of this country.Copy !req
103. P-Please forgive me.
I only stole a little something.Copy !req
104. Huh? Are you kidding me?Copy !req
105. You gave me more work
with your petty crime.Copy !req
106. I gotta make you regret it
so you’ll never trouble me again.Copy !req
107. S-Stop it! Please!Copy !req
108. What is it? I'm busy.Copy !req
109. What? There's an unmarked brat
in the city?Copy !req
110. Wonder what everyone
was all riled up about back there.Copy !req
111. While I'm out, you must never
venture out into the city.Copy !req
112. Sorry, Pops.Copy !req
113. But it was worth coming here.Copy !req
114. I got to eat Goblin Cream Puffs.Copy !req
115. Yummy, yummy, yum...Copy !req
116. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
117. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
118. What do you think you’re doing?
I'm workin' over here!Copy !req
119. VODKA
ABV 90%Copy !req
120. I'm a proud member of the magic police,
protecting ordinary folks like you!Copy !req
121. And do I get any thanks? No!Copy !req
122. The only thing I get is bottom-barrel pay!Copy !req
123. Wanna have me
take out my stress on ya?Copy !req
124. Would you like a cream puff?
I somehow feel sorry for you.Copy !req
125. He's pitying me!Copy !req
126. And it's half eaten!Copy !req
127. Why would you give me
a half-eaten cream puff?Copy !req
128. Ya aimin' for an indirect kiss or something?
Ya love me?Copy !req
129. Are ya pickin' a fight?Copy !req
130. That's basically pickin'
a fight with this country!Copy !req
131. And whatcha gonna do
about my uniform? Huh?Copy !req
132. What?Copy !req
133. I'm sorry. I will wash
and return these clothes to you.Copy !req
134. Now it ain't clothes!
Not as of this moment! Thanks to you!Copy !req
135. What exactly did ya do, huh?Copy !req
136. What's the matter, Terry?Copy !req
137. Brad, this kid...Copy !req
138. Don't make a riot over nothing.Copy !req
139. More like, why the hell are you naked?Copy !req
140. BRAD COLEMANCopy !req
141. Well, that's because this kid...Copy !req
142. Must be him.Copy !req
143. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMCopy !req
144. The unmarked brat from that report.Copy !req
145. Wait.Copy !req
146. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMCopy !req
147. Would anyone be eating cream puffs
in this kind of situation?Copy !req
148. Hey, you over there.Copy !req
149. Please excuse my son!Copy !req
150. This will be a bit of a hassle,Copy !req
151. but this may be my chance
for a promotion.Copy !req
152. After them!Copy !req
153. You idiot!Copy !req
154. How may times have I told you?
Don't go to the city on your own!Copy !req
155. I'm really sorry. I'll never go again.Copy !req
156. He's really broken up about it.
It's clear he regrets his actions.Copy !req
157. I can't stay mad at him.Copy !req
158. Well, if that's the case, yeah.Copy !req
159. But as punishment, you'll repeat
this morning's training routine.Copy !req
160. Okay. And these cream puffs
are for you.Copy !req
161. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
162. Here.Copy !req
163. Thanks, Pops.Copy !req
164. He's such a good boy.Copy !req
165. I thought a teenage son
would be really passionate,Copy !req
166. rife with arguments
and rebellious streaks,Copy !req
167. as you deepen your bonds
with each other.Copy !req
168. But he's so amenable,
though a bit informal.Copy !req
169. Well, I guess he's at an age
where he wants to get out.Copy !req
170. We've lived here in hiding until now,
away from the city in this forest, for his sake.Copy !req
171. But now the magic police
have caught wind of him.Copy !req
172. I must act quickly.Copy !req
173. What is that?Copy !req
174. Hey, old geezer.Copy !req
175. Where's the brat I saw earlier?Copy !req
176. This is bad.Copy !req
177. Five minutes is all I need
when I put my mind to it.Copy !req
178. Time to head home and eat cream puffs.Copy !req
179. "Crea" a puff, a creamy puff.Copy !req
180. "Mp" a creamy, creamy puff.Copy !req
181. "uff" a puff, a creamy puff.Copy !req
182. Was I supposed to push or pull?Copy !req
183. Guess it doesn't matter.Copy !req
184. You knew and that's why
you hid that brat, right?Copy !req
185. You know why magic has flourished
since the dawn of recorded history?Copy !req
186. It's because we aggressively rid ourselves
of inferior blood unable to use magic.Copy !req
187. It's a necessary sacrifice
for the world to go round.Copy !req
188. Simply put, those who can't use magic
have no privileges.Copy !req
189. Privilege to live, that is.Copy !req
190. Or should I say,
they aren't supposed to live at all?Copy !req
191. Spill it. Where’s the brat?Copy !req
192. I-I have no idea
what you're talking about.Copy !req
193. Sheltering the unmarked
is a serious offense, old man.Copy !req
194. Hurry up and hand over the brat.Copy !req
195. I refuse!Copy !req
196. Fess up.Copy !req
197. If you play nice and give us the brat,
I'll have my bosses spare you.Copy !req
198. I won’t.Copy !req
199. Never. I will never tell him.Copy !req
200. Why can't you do something so simple!?Copy !req
201. I'm sorry.Copy !req
202. Your magic is weak.
You can't do anything properly!Copy !req
203. Our bloodline has no need
for failures like you!Copy !req
204. I'm sorry.Copy !req
205. Hey! You can't even do something
as simple as this?Copy !req
206. You're useless!Copy !req
207. I-I apologize.Copy !req
208. There are plenty of others
who can replace you!Copy !req
209. I have always been a failure of a human.Copy !req
210. I apologize.Copy !req
211. - You failed again!
- I’m really sorry!Copy !req
212. I kept failing
even after I became an adult.Copy !req
213. You messed up again!Copy !req
214. You're fired!Copy !req
215. How can you keep living like that?Copy !req
216. I'd already be dead
from embarrassment.Copy !req
217. Completely unwanted.Copy !req
218. I thought that's how my life would end.Copy !req
219. If that's the case, then I should just...Copy !req
220. This baby...Copy !req
221. has no mark.Copy !req
222. You were abandoned
because you were unmarked.Copy !req
223. You're just like me.Copy !req
224. In this moment, for the first time
in my life, I felt like someone needed me.Copy !req
225. I swore on that day...Copy !req
226. Even if we're not related by blood,
even if the entire world denied his existence,Copy !req
227. I would always be a father to that boy!Copy !req
228. Tell us where he is already, old man.Copy !req
229. Run, Mash!Copy !req
230. You old geezer!Copy !req
231. You have to get away right now, Mash!Copy !req
232. Hey! This means
he's still close by! Find him!Copy !req
233. Yessir!Copy !req
234. Run for it, Mash!Copy !req
235. Damn you, old geezer!Copy !req
236. - L-Let go of me!
- Run! Run!Copy !req
237. Please let my words reach him.Copy !req
238. Pipe it down, old geezer!Copy !req
239. All that matters
is that you're safe! Please!Copy !req
240. - Old man, hurry up and...
- Run away!Copy !req
241. You are my one and only...Copy !req
242. Run! Run away, Mash!Copy !req
243. That's enough, old man.Copy !req
244. I'll make you regret this.Copy !req
245. Hey you! You had some nerve
earlier today when...Copy !req
246. My second shirt today...Copy !req
247. SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAPCopy !req
248. Why...Copy !req
249. Why didn't you run, Mash?Copy !req
250. Because we're family.Copy !req
251. You're all I've got.Copy !req
252. Sorry for being selfish, Pops.Copy !req
253. But since I'm here...Copy !req
254. I might as well send you guys to hell.Copy !req
255. What a joke.Copy !req
256. You can't even use magic.
How are you going to take me down?Copy !req
257. What an idiot. Brad used to be
on the Bureau of Magic's Security Force.Copy !req
258. Regular mages around here
don't hold a candle to him.Copy !req
259. And a magic-less chump
wants to take him on?Copy !req
260. He won't stand a chance!Copy !req
261. It'll be over in three seconds.Copy !req
262. That’s the spell that drove away a dragon
in his Bureau of Magic's Security Force days!Copy !req
263. I didn't think I would get to see it here!Copy !req
264. Eat this.Copy !req
265. Nalcom Pas!Copy !req
266. Mash!Copy !req
267. Mash!Copy !req
268. Huh? Did he...Copy !req
269. My Nalcom Pas... He just...Copy !req
270. He slapped it down? Like, “paff”?Copy !req
271. Can magic be paff'ed just like that?Copy !req
272. I drove a dragon away
with that spell, you know?Copy !req
273. What? There's no way.Copy !req
274. Not bad, brat!Copy !req
275. But how about this?Copy !req
276. That magical energy output!Copy !req
277. Is he trying to destroy
this entire area?Copy !req
278. Hold on, Brad!Copy !req
279. You shouldn't do that!Copy !req
280. Nalcom Pas Diagorus!Copy !req
281. Damn it!Copy !req
282. This brat...Copy !req
283. He's killing the momentum
with his knees!Copy !req
284. What a soft touch!Copy !req
285. All right, then how about this?Copy !req
286. And now he's juggling!Copy !req
287. Look at those dribbling moves!Copy !req
288. This brat is totally
making a fool of me.Copy !req
289. Pops, I'm gonna borrow your wand.Copy !req
290. What’s going on?Copy !req
291. He can use magic after all?Copy !req
292. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
293. Ordinary magic
won't even reach me anyway...Copy !req
294. I've never seen anyone
use a magic wand like that before.Copy !req
295. Threaten my family again...Copy !req
296. and I'll kill you.Copy !req
297. TREMBLE TREMBLECopy !req
298. His training was only meant
to teach him self-defense.Copy !req
299. How is this physically possible?Copy !req
300. Either way, we're done for.Copy !req
301. Even if we fend them off
for now, in due time...Copy !req
302. Interesting.Copy !req
303. Let's make a deal, Mushroom Head.Copy !req
304. Do what I ask, and I'll let you
and the old geezer slide.Copy !req
305. A deal?Copy !req
306. Once a year in this country,Copy !req
307. one exceptional student
is revered as one of God's chosen.Copy !req
308. It's called the "Divine Visionary."Copy !req
309. Enroll in a magic school
and be chosen as one.Copy !req
310. Simply put, if you're selected,
it means God has accepted you.Copy !req
311. Which means, society will accept you.Copy !req
312. I just want the fortune and prestige
that comes with it.Copy !req
313. I'll back you up, of course.Copy !req
314. Don't listen to him, Mash!Copy !req
315. Those are the words of someone
who was an enemy until moments ago!Copy !req
316. It's up to you
if you want to be skeptical or not.Copy !req
317. But if you refuse, we’ll hunt you down
for the rest of your life.Copy !req
318. If I'm after you,
the whole country will be, too.Copy !req
319. You'll be okay because you're tough.
But what about the old man?Copy !req
320. A life where you can never feel at ease,
and unable to set foot in a city.Copy !req
321. Well, the choice is yours.Copy !req
322. Spend the rest of your life
being hunted down,Copy !req
323. or brace yourself to die
and try turning the tables?Copy !req
324. - You got a deal.
- Are you sane? It's a magic school!Copy !req
325. I'll be fine, Pops. My motivation
is stronger than anyone else.Copy !req
326. This isn't about motivation!Copy !req
327. Besides...Copy !req
328. I want us to be able
to live in peace again.Copy !req
329. You're such a good boy.Copy !req
330. My son!Copy !req
331. MY SONCopy !req
332. Living in peace with Pops.Copy !req
333. If it's a world that won't allow
something as natural as that...Copy !req
334. Then I've got no choice but to crush it.Copy !req
335. With my fist.Copy !req
336. NEXT EPISODE
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