1. OH, NO!
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2. ROOK OUT BEROW!
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3. I CLUSH YOU RONG TIME!
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4. OH! SO SOLLY!
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5. ME SO HORNY!
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6. HEY!
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7. NICE SHOOTING, TOJO!
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8. MAYBE YOU TRY NOT SQUINTING BOTH
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9. EYES WHEN YOU AIM.
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10. OH, BOY!
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11. I AM HYRALIUS!
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12. OOH! WHOO-HOO!
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13. SZECHUAN-STYLE!
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14. SPICY-HOT!
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15. THIS IS MOST TERRIBLE.
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16. THIS MONSTER IS WORSE THAN
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17. GODZILLA, MOTHRA, AND RODAN
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18. COMBINED.
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19. YES.
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20. HYRALIUS THREATENS TO DESTROY
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21. NOT ONLY OUR CITIES, BUT OUR
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22. ENTIRE CULTURE.
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23. TSK TSK TSK!
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24. TYPICAL ASIAN DRIVER!
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25. HEY!
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26. MAYBE YOU BETTER STICK TO THE
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27. LICKSHAW!
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28. OH!
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29. SOLLY ABOUT ALL THAT CLANGING.
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30. I'M JUST NAMING YOUR CHILDREN.
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31. THERE'S, UH, CLING CLANG,
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32. CLONG GONG, BING BOOM.
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33. OH! MONSTER!
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34. MOST RACIST MONSTER!
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35. GENERAL, AS DEVASTATING AS IT
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36. IS, YOUR MEN TO NEED TO CEASE
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37. FIRE.
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38. HYRALIUS MUST NOT BE KILLED
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39. BEFORE WE CAN STUDY HIM.
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40. SOMEHOW, WE OURSELVES HAVE MADE
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41. THIS MONSTER, NOT THE WESTERN
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42. WORLD.
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43. WE MUST LEARN WHY HE HAS RAISED
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44. HIS UGLY HEAD IN THE FIRST
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45. PLACE.
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46. BUT YOU'VE ALREADY TRIED
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47. EVERY KNOWN SCIENTIFIC METHOD —
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48. BOOING, SHAMING,
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49. RACIAL-SENSITIVITY WORKSHOPS.
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50. NOTHING HAS WORKED!
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51. YOU MUST GIVE ME TIME!
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52. DOCTOR, HUMILIATION IS THE
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53. GREATEST FEAR OF EVERY ASIAN.
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54. WELL, NOT EVERY ASIAN.
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55. I DON'T MEAN TO STEREOTYPE.
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56. I mean, it's mostly the Koreans,
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57. really.
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58. ANYWAY, WE'RE RIDDING OUR LAND
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59. OF THIS ABOMINATION ONCE AND FOR
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60. ALL.
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61. WE ARE SENDING HIM TO A PLACE
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62. WHERE HE'LL NEVER COME BACK —
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63. WHERE HE BELONGS.
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64. HE BELONGS HERE!
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65. HE IS OUR PROBLEM!
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66. ENOUGH!
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67. WE WILL LURE HYRALIUS INTO THE
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68. FRANKENHOLE BY MAKING A HOLOGRAM
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69. OF A GIANT CAMERA.
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70. HE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RESIST
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71. SUCH A PERFECT COMEDIC PROP.
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72. YOU'LL JUST MAKE HIM STRONGER
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73. WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
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74. AIM THE HOLO-GUN 30 DEGREES
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75. LATITUDE, 20 LONGITUDE!
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76. FIRE!
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77. GOD HELP US.
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78. OOH!
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79. CRICKY CRICKY CRICKY!
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80. SAY "TAIWANESE"!
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81. BIRD'S EYE!
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82. I MEAN, BANZAI!
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83. HURRY! WE'RE LATE!
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84. HEY!
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85. I DON'T SEE HOW I'M IN CHARGE OF
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86. THE REFRESHMENTS WHEN YOU'RE THE
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87. ONE THAT HAS THE HOUSEWORK
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88. CHROMOSOME!
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89. BECAUSE EVERYBODY LOVES YOUR
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90. COOKIES!
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91. GAH!
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92. WHY DO I HAVE TO BE GOOD AT
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93. EVERYTHING?
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94. OH, NO!
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95. WHERE AM I?
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96. TOTO-SAN, ME NOT IN KANSASHIMA
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97. ANYMORE!
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98. WE MONSTERS NEED TO COME
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99. TOGETHER.
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100. YOU CHANGED BACK AGAIN!
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101. DAMN IT!
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102. HOLD ON.
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103. HOW'S THAT?
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104. BETTER!
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105. COOL!
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106. WE NEED TO COME TOGETHER AS
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107. MONSTERS, FOR, YOU SEE, THERE'S
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108. A NEW CREATURE OUT THERE — A
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109. VICIOUS, HORRIBLE CREATURE
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110. CALLED APATHY.
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111. THAT'S TOO SIMPLISTIC.
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112. THE NEW MONSTER IS MAN'S
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113. INHUMANITY TO MAN.
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114. HUMANS ARE THE REAL MONSTERS!
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115. WE'RE JUST COMING OFF AS SILLY
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116. TO EVERYONE.
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117. NO MORE!
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118. YOU'VE ALREADY HAD THREE!
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119. I CAN'T HELP IT.
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120. I'M REALLY WRAPPED UP IN YOUR
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121. COOKIES.
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122. SNORE!
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123. THE REAL QUESTION IS, HOW ARE
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124. WE GOING TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
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125. AGAIN?
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126. HOW?
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127. YOU GLORIOUS NINCOMPOOPS!
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128. HOW ABOUT BY NOT HOLDING THESE
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129. INANE TOWN HALL MEETINGS?
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130. OH!
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131. ORGANIZED GATHERINGS ARE REALLY
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132. SCARY!
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133. THIS REGION HAS
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134. BECOME FAR TOO DOMESTICATED.
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135. WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING TO SHAKE
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136. THINGS UP!
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137. WHOA, MAN!
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138. DID THE GOLDARN PLACE JUST
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139. SHAKE?
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140. YEAH, BRAH.
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141. LOOK! OUT THERE!
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142. A GIANT, GOOFY CREATURE!
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143. AW!
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144. BLOO-HOO!
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145. MY OWN PEOPLE SCORN ME!
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146. ME NO LIKED ANYMO—
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147. I MEAN, RIKED ANYMORE!
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148. ME NO RIKED!
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149. BLOO-HOO!
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150. LOOK AT THAT THING!
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151. SO FAKE-LOOKING, EVEN!
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152. YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SEE THE
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153. ZIPPER!
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154. THOSE TEETH ARE PRETTY SCARY,
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155. THOUGH.
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156. YEAH, SCARY TEETH.
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157. NO!
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158. THOSE TEETH ARE NOT ENOUGH!
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159. THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF
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160. THING THAT WILL LAUGH US RIGHT
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161. OUT OF THE SPOOKY WORLD!
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162. LET'S KI-I-ILL IT!
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163. YEAH! KILL IT!
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164. NO!
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165. HYRALIUS MUST BE TAKEN ALIVE!
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166. WHO ARE YOU?
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167. I AM DR. YAKIMA ORIGAMI.
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168. I HAVE COME FROM MY HOME IN
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169. JAPAN IN SEARCH OF THIS MONSTER.
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170. UM, I WOULDN'T NECESSARILY
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171. CALL THAT THING A MONSTER.
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172. HE IS A MONSTER TO EVERY
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173. ASIAN.
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174. HE STRIKES FEAR AND HORROR
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175. WHEREVER HE GOES.
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176. REALLY?
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177. DO TELL, DO TELL.
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178. SUFFICE IT TO SAY, HE HAS
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179. TERRORIZED ALL OF ASIA FOR
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180. YEARS.
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181. THERE WILL BE NO REST UNTIL WE
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182. STUDY HIM AS ONE STUDIES A VIRUS
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183. OR A PART IN A SCHOOL PLAY.
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184. AND WE SHOULD STUDY HIM, TOO,
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185. SO WE CAN LEARN HOW TO AT LEAST
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186. SCARE ASIAN PEOPLE.
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187. WELL, THEN, LET'S JUST CATCH
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188. THE SUCKER.
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189. YEAH, BRAHS.
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190. LET'S MAKE A REALLY BIG FORTUNE
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191. COOKIE AND LURE THAT BADASS INTO
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192. A REALLY BIG CAGE.
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193. IT'S NOT SO EASY.
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194. WE'VE ALREADY FOOLED HIM WITH
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195. DECOYS.
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196. HE'LL NOT SO EASILY BE TRICKED
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197. AGAIN.
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198. STAND ASIDE,
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199. ORIGAMI.
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200. WHAT YOU NEED HERE IS A MAD
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201. SCIENTIST!
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202. IT WILL BE THE MOST DELICIOUS
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203. FORTUNE COOKIE I HAVE EVER
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204. BAKED!
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205. THE BEST!
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206. ARIGATO, HAI!
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207. ARIGATO, ARIGATO, ARIGATO, HAI!
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208. ARIGATO, ARIGATO, ARIGATO, HAI!
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209. ARIGATO, ARIGATO, ARIGATO, HAI!
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210. ARIGATO, ARIGATO, ARIGATO, HAI!
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211. HAI!
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212. ARIGATO, ARIGATO, ARIGATO, HAI!
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213. HAI!
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214. ARIGATO, ARIGATO, ARIGATO-O-O-O!
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215. THERE!
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216. THIS WILL WORK PERFECTLY.
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217. I DON'T KNOW.
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218. BECAUSE YOU'RE
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219. DUMB.
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220. THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T KNOW.
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221. WELL...
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222. NO! ADMIT IT!
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223. YOU'RE DUMB.
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224. LET'S JUST SAY I HOPE IT
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225. WORKS — FOR BOTH OUR CULTURES.
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226. YGOR!
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227. TURN ON THE FANS!
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228. YOU GOT
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229. IT!
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230. OH, ME SO RONELY.
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231. NOBODY ALOUND TO JOKE TO.
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232. MMM! WHAT'S THAT I SMERR?
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233. FORTUNE CLOOKIE!
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234. FORTUNE CLOOKIE! YAY! YAY!
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235. FORTUNE CLOOKIE!
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236. FORTUNE CLOOKIE! YAY! YAY!
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237. OH, RITTLE
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238. FORTUNE CLOOKIE!
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239. HERE I CO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-ME!
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240. IT'S WORKING! YEAH!
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241. MMM! NUM, NUM, NUM!
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242. LET'S SEE FORTUNE!
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243. OKAY, HERE'S
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244. THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
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245. WHAT?
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246. NO! THIS CAN'T BE!
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247. I AM BEING HONORED AS BEST ASIAN
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248. MONSTER OF THE YEAR?
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249. THAT'S RIGHT!
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250. HYRALIUS — MUTANT MONSTER!
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251. YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE
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252. B.A.M.M.Y. AWARD!
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253. WHAT? WHO? ME?
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254. THE B.A.M.M.Y.?
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255. OH!
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256. WOW.
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257. OH, THIS IS GREAT.
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258. WHOO!
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259. MAN, THIS IS SUCH AN HONOR.
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260. IT REALLY IS.
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261. IN YOUR FACE!
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262. WE CAPTURED HIM. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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263. NO.
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264. WE ARE HIS CAPTIVES —
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265. HIS CAPTIVE AUDIENCE.
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266. JUST OBSERVE.
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267. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I'D LIKE TO
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268. THANK THE LETTER "L" AND THE
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269. LETTER "R" FOR SWITCHING PLACES.
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270. NO, WAIT.
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271. I MEAN, THE LETTER "R" AND THE
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272. LETTER "L."
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273. GOSH. NOW I'M REALLY CONFUSED.
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274. THIS GUY'S NOT THAT SCARY,
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275. BUT HE REALLY IS HILARIOUS!
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276. YOU HAVE IT BACKWARDS, MY
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277. FRIEND.
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278. HE IS HYRALIUS.
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279. HE IS THE MOST FRIGHTFUL THING
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280. KNOWN TO MANKIND.
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281. BUT HE'S A HACK.
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282. OH, LET ME GET THIS
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283. MASK OFF.
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284. OH, HE'S TAKING
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285. OFF HIS MASK!
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286. Shh!
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287. I WANT TO HEAR WHAT HE SAYS
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288. NEXT.
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289. BUT SERIOUSLY...
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290. YOU KNOW, I'M NOTHING BUT PROUD
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291. OF MY PEOPLE AND MY CULTURE.
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292. SO IT JUST SEEMS STRANGE THAT
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293. THE SOURCE OF THAT PRIDE WOULD
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294. STAND IN THE WAY OF ME MAKING MY
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295. LIVING.
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296. I MEAN, LOOK — ALL I REALLY
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297. WANT TO DO IS FEED MY WIFE AND
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298. KIDS, GIVE THEM A GOOD LIFE,
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299. A GOOD, LOVING HOME.
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300. AND IF I CAN DO THAT WITH MY
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301. WACKY SHTICK, I MEAN, WHY NOT?
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302. WHO CARES IF THE WAY I SMASH
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303. SCHOOL BUSES AND GET TANGLED IN
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304. HIGH-VOLTAGE WIRES IS BY
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305. WEARING BUCK TEETH AND A POINTY,
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306. ROUND HAT?
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307. I MEAN, THAT'S HOW I BRING HOME
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308. THE BACON.
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309. LAUGHTER BREEDS LOVE, PEOPLE,
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310. AND THAT'S ALL I WANT.
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311. I'M JUST A HACK WHO WANTS LOVE.
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312. OKAY?
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313. WE LIVE IN A CULTURE OF WARS AND
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314. OF GENOCIDE, AND...
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315. IT'S JUST AN ACCENT, PEOPLE.
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316. GET OVER IT.
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317. JUST GET OVER YOURSELF.
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318. I KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
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319. I'M A DOCTOR.
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320. WELL, RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU
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321. HAVE A TERMINAL DEGREE.
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322. I DIDN'T THINK SO.
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323. HE'S RIGHT.
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324. WHO CARES HOW STUPID WE LOOK, AS
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325. LONG AS OUR PEOPLE DON'T COME
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326. OFF AS VIOLENT AND SCARY.
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327. AND HE'S SO
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328. RIDICULOUS-LOOKING, WE'LL ONLY
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329. LOOK SCARIER TO EVERYONE ELSE.
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330. HE'S A TRUE MARTYR TO OUR CAUSE.
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331. ATTABOY,
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332. HYRALIUS!
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333. ATTABOY.
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334. OKAY, ANYWAY, UH,
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335. THANKS TO MY BODY DOUBLE,
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336. CAM LEEBURG, MY MOM AND MY DAD,
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337. AND, OF COURSE, THIS LITTLE
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338. KNUCKLEHEAD RIGHT HERE.
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339. LOVE YOU ALL!
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340. NO TICKY NO RAUNDRY, PEOPLE!
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341. YEAH!
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342. GONNA TAKE THIS LITTLE BABY
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343. HOME AND SHOW IT A GOOD TIME.
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344. ME SO HORNY!
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345. OH, ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!
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346. THANK YOU, GUYS.
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347. THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU.
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348. WHOO!
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349. YEAH!
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350. WE DID IT!
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351. WHOO! YEAH!
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352. YEAH!
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353. HI. KEN HERE.
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354. IT'S A GOOD-A SHOW.
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355. CAN I GO NOW?
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356. YEAH, YEAH. YOU'RE DONE.
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