Mary Shelley's Frankenhole 2x7

Directed by Duke Johnson

Andy Dick as Jesus Christ (voice)

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1. EGADS.

2. FUNERALS ARE SO

3. BORING!

4. BOO!

5. VICTOR, HOW CAN YOU BE BORED?

6. IT'S YOUR OWN MOTHER.

7. "A," BECAUSE.

8. "B," IT'S.

9. "C," BORING!

10. NEED ANY MORE OF YOUR PRECIOUS

11. REASONS?

12. UGH.

13. YOU'RE SO SPOILED JUST BECAUSE

14. YOU CAN BRING ANYTHING BACK TO

15. LIFE.

16. GOOD JOB, DEATH.

17. I'M REALLY "WRAPPED UP" IN THIS

18. WHOLE FUNERAL THING.

19. NYUK, NYUK, NYUK.

20. JUST DOING MY JOB.

21. GREAT JOB, MAN.

22. REALLY WELL DONE.

23. OH, MAN, THANKS.

24. IT'S NOTHING.

25. NO, NO, I'M NOT BLOWING

26. SMOKE.

27. LIKE, YOU KNOCKED THIS ONE OUT

28. OF THE PARK.

29. THIS IS YOU. YOU'RE THE SOURCE.

30. YOU'RE NICE.

31. EXCUSE ME,

32. JEKYLL.

33. DEATH IS RIGHT. IT WAS NOTHING!

34. MY MOTHER WAS AN OLD LADY.

35. HE'S DEATH.

36. WHAT'S THE BIGGIE?

37. YEESH.

38. MM-HMM. YEAH.

39. ALL RIGHT.

40. WELL, YEAH, NO, IT'S COOL.

41. SO, I'M AN IDIOT.

42. MESSAGE RECEIVED.

43. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

44. I THINK I'M THE IDIOT HERE.

45. EXCUSE US, DR. HECKLE.

46. OKAY, NO PROBLEM.

47. UH, IT'S "JEKYLL." UH...

48. HEY, VICTOR, YOU'RE NOT GONNA

49. STEAL MY LIMELIGHT AND BRING

50. YOUR MOTHER BACK TO LIFE AGAIN,

51. ARE YOU?

52. OF COURSE I AM.

53. I AM A MAD SCIENTIST.

54. PLUS, SHE GETS A DEAL BECAUSE I

55. SLID OUT OF HER BIRTH CANAL.

56. WELL, IT'S JUST THAT IF YOU

57. KEEP FOILING MY WORK, I'LL BE

58. OUT OF A JOB.

59. [ Singsong

60. voice ] NOT MY PROBLEM.

61. PLEASE, VICTOR.

62. YOU GOT TO MEET ME HALFWAY.

63. I'VE

64. COMPLETELY LOST ALL CONFIDENCE

65. IN MYSELF.

66. GOD.

67. I'VE JUST REALLY HIT THE SKIDS.

68. I'VE EVEN STARTED...

69. DRINKING A LITTLE TOO MUCH.

70. LOOK, I THINK

71. YOU'RE FOCUSING ALL THIS

72. PATHETIC SADNESS ON THE WRONG

73. GUY HERE.

74. WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE SOURCE

75. OF THE PROBLEM?

76. THE ORIGINAL REANIMATOR —

77. JESUS.

78. HE WAS BRINGING THINGS BACK TO

79. LIFE WAY BEFORE ME.

80. YOU KIND OF LIKE ME, DON'T YOU?

81. OH, PLEASE.

82. I'M ONLY HELPING YOU BECAUSE MY

83. PROFESSION IS MAKING LIFE OUT OF

84. THE DEAD.

85. I NEED YOU ON TOP OF YOUR GAME.

86. NOW GO!

87. FINE!

88. HEY, GUYS, WHERE'S JESUS?

89. YOU TELL US, SEE?

90. EVER SINCE HE DISCOVERED

91. THOSE STUPID FRANKENHOLES, HE'S

92. BEEN IMPOSSIBLE TO PIN DOWN.

93. MOSTLY HANGS OUT WITH FAMOUS

94. PEOPLE.

95. THE GUY'S ALWAYS BEEN A REAL

96. GLORY HOUND.

97. I SEE.

98. BORING!

99. UGH. WHY DID YOU DRAG ME HERE?

100. Shhh!

101. People are staring.

102. YOU FREE A WHOLE BUNCH OF

103. NEGROES, BUT YOU ENSLAVE ME IN

104. THIS HELL.

105. You're embarrassing me.

106. IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU MADE ME WEAR

107. THIS HAT.

108. THE HAT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU.

109. TRUST ME.

110. I HATE IT.

111. IT'S NOT THEATER-FRIENDLY.

112. IT LOOKS FANTASTIC!

113. WHY DON'T YOU WEAR IT?

114. FINE! GIVE IT TO ME.

115. WHOO! LOOK AT ME!

116. "I'M ABE LINCOLN.

117. I FREED THE SLAVES."

118. GIVE THAT BACK BEFORE SOMEONE

119. THINKS THAT THE ANNOYING PERSON

120. IS ME.

121. WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT

122. UP?

123. I'M OUT OF HERE.

124. HMM.

125. JOAN OF ARC, I SENTENCE YOU

126. TO SIT HERE TIED TO THAT STAKE

127. ALL NIGHT LONG.

128. YOU DO NOT HEAR THE VOICE OF

129. GOD, CHILD.

130. UGH.

131. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY?

132. SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO

133. TONIGHT?

134. I THINK I'M KIND OF IN FOR

135. THE EVENING, MY LORD.

136. I GOT SPARKLERS!

137. OH, PLEASE BE CAREFUL, MY

138. LORD.

139. THE BASE OF THIS IS ALL

140. KINDLING.

141. IT'S VERY FLAMMABLE.

142. KINDLING?

143. WHY IS THERE KINDLING HERE?

144. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

145. HERE — LET ME LIGHT YOU ONE UP.

146. NO, NO, NO, PLEASE!

147. PLEASE BE CAREFUL, MY LORD.

148. I TRUST YOU. I DO TRUST YOU.

149. WEE-E-E-E!

150. THERE YOU GO!

151. NOW YOU'RE GETTING INTO IT!

152. HUH.

153. ELVIS!

154. COME ON.

155. OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TO GO TO THE

156. BATHROOM, YOU KNOW.

157. COME ON!

158. JESUS, I HAVE 80 BATHROOMS IN

159. THIS PLACE.

160. USE ANOTHER ONE.

161. NO! I LIKE THIS ONE!

162. OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

163. IT'LL BE A SECOND.

164. I'M CATCHING A BROWN TRAIN.

165. OH, NO.

166. DON'T STINK IT UP IN THERE,

167. ELVIS.

168. WOULD YOU OPEN A WINDOW, AT

169. LEAST, PLEASE?

170. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

171. HOLD ON.

172. HELL, GOLLY.

173. THE WINDOW'S PAINTED SHUT,

174. JESUS.

175. WHO PAINTS THE PART THAT OPENS?

176. NO, IT'S NOT PAINTED SHUT!

177. COME ON, ELVIS. TRY HARDER.

178. OKAY, HOLD ON.

179. HARDER!

180. STRAIN HARDER!

181. OH, JESUS, MY HEART!

182. STRAIN!

183. STRAIN!

184. OH, GOLLY!

185. I SEE THE TUPELO SUNSHINE.

186. MY BARE FEET...

187. I GOT A POLLIWOG IN A BUCKET.

188. ELVIS?

189. YOU OPEN THAT WINDOW?

190. PLEASE SAY YOU DID.

191. FINALLY!

192. PHEW!

193. I'D GIVE IT A FEW MINUTES IN

194. THERE.

195. OHHHHHHHH.

196. SO GOOD.

197. UGH.

198. I SWEAR I

199. THOUGHT HE BROUGHT THE DEAD BACK

200. TO LIFE.

201. NO.

202. TURNS OUT, JESUS IS ALMOST

203. SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERY

204. MAJOR DEATH IN HISTORY.

205. HE'S REALLY AMAZING.

206. WELL, I'M OFF TO LEARN FROM THE

207. MASTER.

208. I HOPE THAT GETS HIM OFF MY

209. BACK.

210. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT MUSTACHE

211. FROM?

212. NO.

213. NO!

214. NOBODY'S LOOKING AT ME!

215. HELP!

216. HUH?

217. GREETINGS!

218. EW. WHO ARE YOU?

219. I-I'M DEATH.

220. OHH.

221. I THOUGHT YOU SMELLED FAMILIAR.

222. NOW, WHY ARE YOU VISITING ME?

223. UH, WELL, I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING

224. YOUR CAREER FOR A WHILE NOW.

225. YOU DON'T MIND IF I JUST HANG

226. OUT WITH YOU?

227. PICK YOUR BRAIN A LITTLE BIT?

228. HANG OUT?

229. YEAH, SURE.

230. I LOVE TALKING ABOUT ME.

231. OKAY, FIRST OFF, ABOUT THIS

232. "RISING FROM THE DEAD" THING...

233. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL, DUMBASS?

234. I WAS DEAD — NOW I'M NOT.

235. OOH! CRAZY!

236. BIG WHOOP.

237. WELL, THIS IS FASCINATING.

238. I KNOW!

239. IT WAS FASCINATING, RIGHT?

240. I LOVE IT!

241. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME HOW

242. FASCINATING I AM.

243. YOU KNOW,

244. SOMETIMES, I DON'T EVEN GET HOW

245. GREAT I AM.

246. YOU'RE FUN! I LIKE YOU!

247. YOU KNOW WHAT — WE GOTTA HANG

248. OUT LIKE THIS WITH ME ALL THE

249. TIME.

250. LET'S GO TO DINNER.

251. I KNOW A GREAT PLACE IN

252. SOMEWHERE IN EASTERN EUROPE.

253. YAY!

254. SO, TELL ME, WHAT'S YOUR

255. SECRET?

256. I DON'T KNOW.

257. I GUESS I BEFRIEND PEOPLE AND

258. THEY TAKE ME OUT TO EAT.

259. IT'S EASY.

260. YEAH, BUT THE WAY PEOPLE JUST

261. DIE AROUND YOU...

262. YOU'RE A NATURAL.

263. YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED?

264. WHAT?

265. A COINKY-DINK, DUMBASS!

266. THAT'S THE TECHNICAL TERM?

267. HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT?

268. HERE'S HOW YOU SPELL IT.

269. "BOOM" AND "BOOM."

270. IT'S A COINCIDENCE.

271. I GUESS. I MEAN, IT JUST —

272. I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.

273. I'M NOT KILLING THEM.

274. YEAH, NOT... DIRECTLY.

275. NO, NOT AT ALL.

276. YOU THINK I'M OUT THERE STABBING

277. PEOPLE WITH A KNIFE?

278. NO, NOT EXACTLY.

279. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NOT

280. EXACTLY"?

281. WELL, NO, NOT AT ALL.

282. NO, NOT AT ALL.

283. YOU'RE —

284. NO, YOU DON'T REALLY — ARE

285. YOU NOT AWARE OF YOUR

286. SURROUNDINGS AS MUCH?

287. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

288. TALKING ABOUT.

289. YOU KNOW, PEOPLE DIE. THE END.

290. ALL RIGHT.

291. WHAT IS THIS PLACE, BY THE

292. WAY?

293. THIS IS NOT GREAT.

294. I'M GREAT.

295. YEAH, BUT THE VIEW — I MEAN,

296. HOW IT OVERLOOKS THE CEMETERY.

297. OVERLOOK THE CEMETERY.

298. W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

299. LOOK AT ME!

300. I'M — I'M OVER THE CEMETERY,

301. LOOKING AT IT.

302. WHAT'S MORE SPECIAL THAN ME

303. ABOUT THIS RESTAURANT, DUMBASS?

304. ANOTHER DRINK, PLEASE.

305. I' BETTER THAN DRINKING!

306. I KNOW — SON OF GOD.

307. WHAT?

308. I'M JESUS, SON OF GOD.

309. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE STARING AT ME.

310. THANK YOU.

311. WE'RE

312. LOOKING OUT AT THE VIEW.

313. YOU KNOW WHAT?

314. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

315. THIS PLACE IS CREEPY.

316. SO SORRY ABOUT HIM.

317. OH. WHOOPS.

318. HEY, LISTEN TO MY NEW SONG I

319. WROTE.

320. WHAT?

321. MAN, HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH

322. THAT GUY?

323. TELL ME ABOUT IT, BUDDY.

324. DAMN IT.

325. GOOD NEWS!

326. DEATHS ARE MYSTERIOUSLY ON THE

327. WAY UP.

328. HEALTHY HUMANS ARE DROPPING LIKE

329. FLIES.

330. DEATH MUST BE LEARNING A THING

331. OR TWO FROM JESUS.

332. OH, YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS

333. MORTALITY.

334. IS THAT A

335. MUSTACHE?

336. BABY! BABY! ME!

337. OVER HERE! ME!

338. GEEZ, THEY DON'T — I DON'T

339. THINK THEY RECOGNIZE ME.

340. OH, GOD.

341. ONE MORE SCREWDRIVER, PLEASE.

342. WOW.

343. YOU'RE DRINKING A LOT, AND I

344. LIKE IT.

345. YOU KNOW, YOU REMIND ME OF ME

346. WHEN I USED TO DRINK A LOT.

347. AND, MAN, THAT WAS AN

348. INTERESTING ME.

349. "ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME"!

350. WHAT?

351. IT'S ALL ABOUT JESUS, ISN'T

352. IT?

353. YOU GOT A HAIR UP YOUR ASS.

354. WHAT'S IT ABOUT?

355. IT'S YOU.

356. WHAT ABOUT ME?

357. ANOTHER DRINK, PLEASE.

358. G-GET HIM ANOTHER DRINK.

359. MAKE IT A DOUBLE.

360. DO YOU CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT

361. YOU?

362. YES, I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT

363. OTHER... WHATCHAMACALLITS.

364. PEOPLE! OTHER PEOPLE!

365. YEAH, PEOPLE.

366. I KNOW WHAT A PEOPLE IS.

367. I AM A PEOPLE!

368. OTHE PEOPLE!

369. YOU ARE REALLY SOMETHING, YOU

370. KNOW THAT?

371. DRINK IT UP.

372. AH.

373. OHHH...

374. OH, HI! MAMA CASS!

375. LET ME BUY YOU A HAM SAMMICH.

376. COME ON.

377. I KNOW YOU WANT TO CHOKE ONE

378. DOWN.

379. FINALLY, I'VE GOTCHA BY THE

380. SHORT HAIRS, COUNT JERKULA!

381. OH, HI, JOE.

382. HOW IS YOUR VAMPIRE-HUNTING

383. BUSINESS GOING, YOU CAD?

384. WHAT THE SAM HILL —

385. PUT MY HEAD DOWN, YOU MORON!

386. WHAT THE HILL SAM?

387. ALL RIGHT.

388. BRING ME THE X-RAY MACHINE.

389. YOU GOT

390. IT.

391. INTERESTING.

392. HMM.

393. CAN YOU SEE THE CAUSE OF DEATH'S

394. DEATH?

395. YES.

396. DEATH HAS DIED FROM THE LETHAL

397. COMBINATION OF VODKA AND JESUS.

398. WELL, I PREFER

399. CRANBERRY, BUT, THEN AGAIN, I

400. GET BLADDER INFECTIONS.

401. WOW. WHAT A GREAT TURN-OUT.

402. GREAT CROWD. GOOD-LOOKING CROWD.

403. I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL THAT I HAD

404. SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS,

405. BECAUSE NOT ONLY AM I

406. RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF,

407. UH

408. WHAT'S-HIS-NAME OVER HERE, BUT

409. ALSO, I KNOW THAT MOST OF YOU

410. PROBABLY SHOWED UP BECAUSE YOU

411. HEARD OL' JESúS CHRISTOS WAS

412. GONNA SHOW UP IN THE FLESH.

413. AM I RIGHT? HUH? I'M GREAT!

414. OH, B-ROTHER.

415. WOW. NOTHING FROM YOU GUYS.

416. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

417. CHECK THIS OUT.

418. KA-BLAMMY! HA HA!

419. FISH — TONS OF THEM.

420. OH. WOW.

421. TOUGH CROWD. TOUGH CROWD.

422. OKAY, HERE WE GO.

423. KEEP YOUR EYE ON MY MOUTH.

424. HMM. ONE BITE.

425. I ATE — I ATE ALL THE FISH IN

426. ONE DAMN BITE.

427. WHAT DO I GOT TO DO WITH YOU

428. GUYS?

429. YOU'RE DYING UP THERE!

430. YEAH, I WISH.

431. THAT'S — THAT'S WHAT GOT ME ON

432. EVERYBODY'S GOOD SIDE TO BEGIN

433. WITH, YOU KNOW.

434. THAT'S MY BEST TRICK!

435. I —

436. DEATH!

437. HANG ON A SECOND.

438. I NEED TO GET SERIOUS FOR HALF A

439. SECOND.

440. GET THE HELL UP!

441. HUH? WHAT?

442. HEY, TOUCH ME.

443. I'M GONNA GO OUT WITH THIS.

444. YO NEED ME?

445. JUST TOUCH ME.

446. THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.

447. WELL, ALL RIGHT.

448. UNH!

449. WELL, UM, HE WILL BE MISSED.

450. UH, THE FIRST TIME I MET

451. JESUS —

452. HELLO!

453. HELLO!

454. OH, YOU JUST CAN'T KEEP THIS

455. BONEHEAD DOWN!

456. HEY, WHO YOU CALLING A

457. BONEHEAD, DUMBASS?

458. WHY, YOU! I OUGHTA —

459. HELLO!

460. HELLO!

461. HELLO!

462. HELLO!

463. HELLO!

464. HELLO!

465. HELLO!

466. YAY!

467. HOO-HOO-HOO!

468. HOORAY!

469. YOU SEE, MOM?

470. NOW, THAT'S A FUNERAL!

471. A MUSTACHE?