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5. MAMA.
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6. YOU'RE RIGHT,
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7. COUNT AFRICAN AMERICULA.
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8. THIS CHICK MUST HAVE NINE LIVES.
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9. ONE LIFE!
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10. TWO LIVES!
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11. THREE LIVES!
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12. MY HEAD IS
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13. GOING TO EXPLODE IF THEY DON'T
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14. SHUT UP!
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15. NOW, NOW, VICTOR.
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16. WHAT IS IT WITH
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17. VAMPIRES THAT THEY HAVE TO
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18. ALWAYS YELL BACK AT MOVIES?
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19. IT'S NOT ALWAYS JUST
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20. VAMPIRES.
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21. ALWAYS!
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22. THEY ARE RUINING THE MOVIES!
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23. "ATTACK OF THE MONSTER
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24. KILLERS 5"?
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25. IT'S GOING TO END JUST LIKE
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26. EVERY OTHER "ATTACK OF THE
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27. MONSTER KILLERS" MOVIE.
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28. EVERYONE WILL —
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29. AAH!
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30. NAH, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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31. NAH, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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32. OH, STOP THAT.
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33. WELL, DON'T
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35. YOU DESERVE THAT, YOU SOGGY
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36. FLAKE!
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37. HOO LA-A-A-A!
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38. THAT IS THE
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39. LAST STRAW.
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40. SHUT UP!
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41. WATCH WHO YOU'RE MESSING
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42. WITH, FRANKEN-STUPID-STEIN.
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43. MY FRIEND HERE IS A
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44. SERIAL VAMPIRE.
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45. THAT'S RIGHT.
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46. I AM COUNT CHOCOLATEY — PART OF
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47. A NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST.
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48. MA-AH!
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49. LOOK, I'VE HAD
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50. ENOUGH OF YOU, YOU...
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51. NIGHTWALKERS!
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52. YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE THE "N"
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53. WORD, PAL.
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54. YEAH, ONLY WE CAN CALL EACH
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55. OTHER THAT.
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56. YES, WELL...
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57. BE THAT AS IT MAY...
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58. WILL YOU PARK YOUR KEISTER,
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59. MEISTER, SO THE FOLKS BEHIND YOU
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60. CAN ENJOY THE FLICKERINO?
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61. YOU WORK HERE?
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62. IS A BEAR CATHOLIC, BRAH?
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63. WELL, I WANT
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64. YOU TO EJECT THESE LOUDMOUTH
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65. VAMPIRES FROM THIS ESTABLISHMENT
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66. THIS INSTANT.
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67. NO CAN DO, BROLISSIMO.
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68. MY MOVIE THEATER DOES NOT
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70. CUSTOMER, REGARDLESS OF RACE,
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71. CREATURE, OR COLOR.
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72. BUT THEY ARE
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73. RUINING THIS MOVIE FOR ME AND MY
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74. WIFE.
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75. OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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76. LIKE SHE WOULD GO BACK DOWN INTO
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77. THAT BASEMENT.
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78. GUESS YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED,
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79. BRAH.
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80. YES, AND I,
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81. COUNT ALONGWITHME, WILL COUNT
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82. HOW OUTNUMBERED YOU ARE.
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83. ONE!
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84. TWO!
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85. THREE!
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86. THAT DOES IT!
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87. THESE VAMPIRES...
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88. NEED TO DIE.
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89. AAH!
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90. JOE, YOU'VE GOT
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91. TO KILL SOME VAMPIRES FOR ME.
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92. BE QUIET, VICTOR.
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93. I'M ABOUT TO KILL ONE FOR ME,
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94. DUDE.
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95. OH. ZIP.
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96. VAMPIRE GANDHI, IN THE SPIRIT
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97. OF MY FOREFATHERS BACK IN THE
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98. COLONIAL DAYS OF THE GREATEST
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99. COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, THE U.S.
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100. OF FRICKIN' A., I FREE YOU FROM
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101. THE ENSLAVEMENT OF THE UNDEAD.
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102. TO PARAPHRASE MY PERSONAL HERO,
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103. PATRICK HENRY, GIVE ME LIBERTY
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104. FROM VAMPIRISM OR GIMME A BREAK,
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105. MAN.
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106. OH, PLEASE. A-DON'T KILL ME.
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107. I LOVE-A THE FOUNDING FATHERS,
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108. TOO.
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109. WHO WERE THEY?
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110. OH, YEAH!
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111. GEORGE WASHINGTON AND
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112. JOHN HANCOCK — OH, YES, HE'S A
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113. GOOD ONE.
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114. SHUT YOUR HOLE!
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115. DON'T YOU SOIL THEIR GREAT NAMES
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116. WITH YOUR FANG MOUTH, YOU
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117. BLOOD-GUZZLIN' CREEP.
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118. YAH!
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119. AAH!
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120. WHAT THE SAM HILL?
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121. VAMPIRE HUNTING IS MURDER.
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122. SO, WHAT?
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123. I GOT A LICENSE, BITCH.
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124. PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL
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125. TREATMENT OF THE UNDEAD DON'T
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126. CARE ABOUT YOUR DEATH
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127. CERTIFICATE.
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128. AND YOU ARE NOW MARKED WITH
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129. BLOOD SO EVERYONE KNOWS YOU FOR
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130. THE MURDERER YOU ARE.
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131. HA!
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132. YOU THINK I AIN'T USED TO A
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133. LITTLE BLOOD?
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134. I'M A VAMPIRE HUNTER.
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135. TOO BAD.
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136. SUCH A DELICIOUS WASTE OF HUMAN
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137. BLOOD.
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138. HEY, THAT'S-A NOT-A DELICIOUS-A
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139. BLOOD.
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140. THAT'S A WOMAN'S A-PERIOD! YUCK!
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141. MENSTRUAL BLOOD?
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142. OH, MAN.
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143. I'M GONNA GET SICK.
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144. ♪ MM MM-MM-MM
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145. WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER
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146. WITH YOU, MAN?
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147. ♪ MM-MM
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148. OH, YEAH.
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149. UNZIP ALREADY.
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150. UNZIP!
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151. OH, THANKS.
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152. BOY, DO I
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153. HAVE A FUN VAMPIRE-KILLING JOB
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154. FOR YOU!
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155. NO CAN DO, VICTOR.
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156. NOT WITH THOSE CRAZY BITCHES
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157. THROWIN' THEIR TIME-OF-THE-MONTH
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158. ALL OVER ME.
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159. OH, MAN. I NEED A DRINK.
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160. NO, JOE! WAIT!
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161. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME GET RID OF
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162. THESE LOUDMOUTH VAMPIRES.
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163. I'M AFRAID MY VAMPIRE-HUNTIN'
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164. DAYS IS OVER.
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165. OH, PLEASE,
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166. JOE.
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167. VAMPIRES ARE THE WORST.
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168. I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO ENJOY A
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169. MOVIE AGAIN IF YOU DON'T DESTROY
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170. THEM.
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171. YEAH, BUT AS LONG AS THOSE
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172. P.E.T.U. BUSYBODIES ARE DOUSIN'
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173. MY ASS, YOUR LITTLE DILEMMA'S
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174. GONNA HAVE TO WAIT.
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175. WELL, WHY DON'T
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176. YOU JUST KILL THEM?
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177. I'M PRETTY SURE THEY WON'T BE
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178. MISSED.
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179. DUDE, I'M A VAMPIRE HUNTER.
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180. I CAN'T KILL NO HUMAN.
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181. OH, SURE YOU
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183. STAKES THROUGH THE HEARTS WORK
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184. ON ANYONE.
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185. THEY'RE EVERGREEN.
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186. I MEAN LEGALLY, YOU IDIOT.
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187. ALL RIGHT, ALL
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188. RIGHT.
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189. NO NEED TO GET UPSET.
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190. JUST TOO BAD THEY AIN'T
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191. VAMPIRES, 'CAUSE I'D STAKE 'EM
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192. WITH PLEASURE.
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193. JOE! THAT'S IT!
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194. THAT'S THE ANSWER!
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195. ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS —
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196. HEY, FRANKENSTEIN, RIGHT?
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197. NOW WHAT?
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198. I JUST WANTED TO SAY, YOU
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199. KNOW MY PAL THOMAS JEFFERSON.
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200. YEAH, YEAH, IT
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201. RINGS A BELL.
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202. LOOK, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF
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203. SOMETHING, OKAY?
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204. OH, OKAY. NO PROBS.
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205. GEEZ.
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206. LOUSY FRANKENHOLES.
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207. I'M GONNA START PLUGGING THOSE
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208. THINGS UP.
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209. ANYWAY, JOE, THE ANSWER IS —
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210. THAT WAS JOHN HANCOCK, YOU
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211. IGNORAMUS!
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212. THE SIGNATURE
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213. GUY?
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214. YEAH, THE DAMN SIGNATURE GUY
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215. OF THE DECLARATION OF
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216. INDEPENDENCE.
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217. I'M GONNA GO GET HIS AUTOGRAPH!
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218. HMM, BOY.
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219. THAT VAMPIRE HUNTER SURE IS GAY
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220. FOR THOSE FOUNDING FATHERS, HUH?
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221. HUH?
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222. OH, OH, Y-YEAH.
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223. GOOD TO KNOW.
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224. LOOKY THAT, MAN.
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225. IT'S LUCKY I HAD AN OLD GLORY ON
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226. ME.
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227. OH, WELL, YEAH.
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228. ANYWAY, JOE, THE ANSWER TO THIS
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229. WHOLE P.E.T.U. DILEMMA IS TO GET
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230. THE VAMPIRES TO INFLICT P.E.T.U,
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231. WITH VAMPIRISM.
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232. THEN YOU'LL KILL P.E.T.U. SO
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233. THEY CAN'T DOUSE YOU WITH
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234. MENSTRUAL BLOOD ANYMORE.
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235. THEN YOU CAN FINALLY KILL THE
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236. REGULAR VAMPIRES SO I CAN WATCH
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237. MOVIES IN PEACE!
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238. ARE YOU NUTS?
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239. VAMPIRES AIN'T NEVER GONNA
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240. DISABLE THEIR OWN PROTECTORS!
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241. YOU WILL?
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242. WE WILL?
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243. YES.
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244. WE'LL MEET YOU OUTSIDE THE
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245. TORCH & PITCHFORK AFTER THE
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246. MOVIE'S OVER.
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247. THEN, YOU PRETEND TO TRY TO KILL
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248. US.
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249. WHEN P.E.T.U. JUMPS OUT, WE'LL
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250. MAKE SURE THEY'RE FANGED BEFORE
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251. YOU GET DOUSED WITH THE BLOOD.
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252. GREAT!
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253. ARE YOU NUTS?
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254. WHY WOULD WE DISABLE OUR OWN
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255. PROTECTORS?
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256. BLAAH!
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257. BECAUSE WE'RE VAMPIRES.
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258. WE LOV BITING HUMANS, REMEMBER?
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259. OH, YEAH.
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260. HE'S RIGHT ABOUT THAT.
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261. OH, YEAH. WE LOVE THEM.
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262. HEY, A-FELLAS.
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263. I GOT A PLAN TO DRIVE-A THAT
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264. VAMPIRE HUNTER CUCKOO!
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265. WOW.
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266. THIS IS GETTING REALLY GOOD NOW.
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267. MM-HMM.
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268. OH, BOY, JOE!
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269. THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST!
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270. FINALLY, NICE QUIET MOVIE
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271. THEATERS.
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272. OOH, IT'S GOT ME ALL
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273. GOOSE-PIMPLY.
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274. I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
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275. THERE'S SOMETHIN' ABOUT THESE
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276. CUNNING BASTARDS FALLIN' FOR
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277. THIS TRICK SO FAST.
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278. I'M TELLIN' YOU, IF I WAS A
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279. JACKRABBIT, MY EARS WOULD BE
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280. STICKIN' STRAIGHT UP RIGHT NOW.
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281. OH, WHAT COULD
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282. GO WRONG?
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283. HERE THEY COME NOW.
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284. GET READY, JOE.
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285. OKAY, BUT THIS STILL DON'T
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286. FEEL RIGHT.
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287. GET READY TO DIE, YOU UNHOLY
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288. VARMINTS!
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289. GET
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291. N-O-O-O!
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292. WHY?
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293. YOU RUTHLESS NECK JOCKEYS!
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294. WHY, OF ALL PEOPLE, DID YOU HAVE
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295. TO CURSE THE BLESSED AMERICAN
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296. FOUNDING FATHERS?
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297. BECAUSE WE HATE YOU.
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298. YOU'RE A VAMPIRE HUNTER, IDIOT.
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299. GANDHI, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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300. OH-HO. IT'S NOT SO BAD, JOE.
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301. AT LEAST NOW WE GET TO LIVE
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302. FOREVER.
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303. YEAH, JOE.
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304. YOU WANT US TO LIVE FOREVER,
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305. DON'T YOU?
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306. YOU BOYS ALWAYS LIVED
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307. FOREVER — RIGHT HERE, RIGHT
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308. SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF MY
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309. PATRIOTIC TICKER.
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310. YOU DIDN'T NEED TO BE A BUNCH OF
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311. VAMPIRES.
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312. YOUR IMMORTALITY WAS WRITTEN IN
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313. THE HISTORY BOOKS, NOT IN THE
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314. BOOK OF THE FRIGGIN' UNDEAD.
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315. WELL, ANYWAY, YOU WOULDN'T
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316. KILL THE FATHER OF YOUR COUNTRY,
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317. WOULD YOU, JOE, JUST BECAUSE I
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318. HAVE WOODEN FANGS?
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319. WELL, GENERAL WASHINGTON, I
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320. GUESS THAT'S WHAT WE ABOUT TO
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321. FIND OUT.
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322. YAY!
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323. JOHN ADAMS! OHHHH!
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324. YOU'RE ONE OF THE BEST.
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325. I'M SORRY, THOMAS PAINE.
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326. OH, WHAT AM I
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327. DOING?
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328. I JUST BURNT GEORGE WASHINGTON
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329. WITH HOLY WATER.
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330. I'M AFRAID MY VAMPIRE-HUNTIN'
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331. DAYS IS REALLY OVER NOW.
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332. NO, JOE!
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333. Y-YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!
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335. YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT IS
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336. RIGHT?
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337. HOW AM I EVER GOING TO WATCH A
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338. MOVIE IN PEACE AND QUIET AGAIN?
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339. YOU WON'T. THAT'S HOW.
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340. COME ON, GANG.
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341. LET'S CATCH A FLICK.
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342. YEAH, LET'S GO.
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343. I LOVE THE MOVIES.
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344. WELL...
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345. WHERE ARE YOU
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346. GOING, JOE?
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347. I NEED SOME TIME TO THINK,
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348. MAN.
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350. A SEQUEL TO "ATTACK OF THE
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351. MONSTER KILLERS 5."
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353. "ATTACK OF THE MONSTER KILLERS
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354. 5, PART 2."
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355. WAIT FOR ME,
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356. JOE.
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357. NOW YOU'LL SEE HOW INFURIATING
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358. THESE VAMPIRES ARE FIRSTHAND.
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359. OH, NO! DON'T GO IN THERE!
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360. OF COURSE SHE
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361. WILL — THE DUNCE.
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362. AH, YOU A LOSER.
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363. HEY, THIS IS FUN.
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364. YOU BLOODSUCKERS AIN'T SO BAD.
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365. YOU EITHER, JOE.
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366. YES, I CAN COUNT SEVERAL
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367. THINGS I LIKE ABOUT YOU.
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368. ONE THING.
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369. TWO — TWO THINGS.
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370. THREE — THREE THINGS.
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371. NO, WAIT. NO, WAIT.
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372. FOUR — FOUR THINGS I LIKE ABOUT
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373. YOU!
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374. OH, OH, OH, WHAT'S THIS?
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375. FIVE! FIVE THINGS!
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376. SIX — SIX THINGS!
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377. SIX VERY LIKEABLE THINGS.
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378. OH. OH. OH.
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380. SEVEN THINGS!
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381. A-ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
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382. SIX, SEVEN.
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383. OH.
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384. OH.
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386. OHHHH, MY GOD!
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