Mary Shelley's Frankenhole 2x2

David Cross as Belushi (voice)

Gluttonous, all-consuming John Belushi accidentally drinks Dr. Jekyll's serum and turns from a lovable rogue into the worst possible version of himself.

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1. LIVE AT THE SCARRIOTT

2. CONVENTION CENTER, THE GREAT

3. JOHN BELUSHI!

4. JUST ONE PERFORMANCE, SO

5. HURRY!

6. LISTEN TO ME — TICKETS WILL

7. NOT LAST!

8. ALL YOU PEOPLE DRIVE ME CRAZY!

9. A DUVET BRAHEEMSON

10. PRODUCTION.

11. MY BAD!

12. "MY BAD."

13. I LIKE THE CATCHPHRASE, BOSS.

14. WHY ARE YOU EVEN STILL HERE,

15. McMANN?

16. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO PICK UP

17. BELUSHI!

18. YES, SIR.

19. UGH.

20. MR. BELUSHI!

21. TEE HEE HEE! YOU'RE SO GREAT!

22. [ SIGHS, HICCUPS ]

23. OH, MR. BELUSHI!

24. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

25. AHH!

26. WHAT THE —

27. BLEH!

28. JOHN BELUSHI!

29. MAN, YOU'RE GREAT!

30. DO THAT EYEBROW THING!

31. HE'S MY FAVORITE FROM "SNL"!

32. OOH!

33. LL-LL-LL-LL-LL-LL!

34. I LOVE THIS CHARISMATIC,

35. FUN-LOVING DUDE!

36. DRACULA, I SUPPOSE I HATE YOU

37. MORE THAN ANYTHIN' ELSE IN THIS

38. WORLD, BUT FOR ONCE, WE AGREE ON

39. SOMETHIN'.

40. THIS GUY'S THE REAL DEAL,

41. LUCILLE!

42. YAY!

43. YAY! WE LOVE HIS PEE!

44. BRAHS, THIS IS NOT ALL GOOD.

45. HE'S GONNA KILL HIMSELF!

46. THAT IS A LOT OF EVERYTHING.

47. HE'S MAKING ME A LITTLE

48. NERVOUS.

49. McMANN, YOU KNOW THIS SHOW'S

50. SOLD OUT.

51. IF HE KEEPS THIS UP, HE'S GONNA

52. ELVIS PRESLEY, MAMA CASS, AND

53. SID VICIOUS HIMSELF ALL AT ONCE!

54. THEN I'M GONNA O.J. SIMPSON YOU

55. RIGHT BEFORE I KURT COBAIN

56. MYSELF!

57. B-B-BUT HE WON'T LISTEN TO

58. ME, SIR.

59. HE'S OUT OF CONTROL!

60. ONLY ONE THING TO DO.

61. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE HIM TO

62. FRANKENSTEIN'S PLACE AND

63. LINDSAY LOHAN HIM.

64. WINK!

65. HA! YOU SEE?

66. I TOLD YOU THERE'S A LITTLE

67. THINGY INSIDE!

68. DR. HENRY JEKYLL TO SEE YOU.

69. OH, GREAT.

70. HEY, VICTOR!

71. I KNOW, IT'S ME — IT'S THE

72. ANNOYING GUY.

73. IT'S A BAD

74. TIME.

75. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A THING.

76. JUST, CAN YOU JUST — I-I'M

77. REALLY, REALLY, REALLY EXCITED

78. ABOUT THIS ONE.

79. AND, UM, YOU KNOW, I-IT'S MORE

80. TRANSFORMATIVE.

81. I MEAN, THAT'S — THAT'S MY

82. WHEELHOUSE.

83. TELL ME ALL

84. ABOUT IT.

85. THIS IS A REVOLUTIONARY NEW

86. SERUM.

87. SERUM?

88. IT MAKES A HUMAN INTO THE

89. WORST VERSION OF ITS TRUE SELF.

90. WHAT'S IT

91. CALLED — "MARRIAGE"?

92. YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT OF

93. PEOPLE WHO — WHO WOULD SAY THAT

94. DIGGING UP BODIES AND SEWING

95. THEM TOGETHER IS LOW-HANGING

96. FRUIT.

97. WHY WOULD I

98. TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY?

99. YOU START OFF AS A DOCTOR, YOU

100. TAKE A SERUM, YOU BECOME

101. MR. SO-AND-SO.

102. I MEAN, HOW DO YOU TAKE NOTES?

103. I-I-I OBSERVE FROM WITHIN!

104. FROM WITHIN?

105. IS THIS A COMPETITION?

106. IS SCIENCE A COMPETITION?

107. ANYBODY? YGOR?

108. OKAY, LOOK, OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE THE

109. MORE RESPECTED PERSON.

110. YOU'VE DEVELOPED TIME TRAVEL.

111. YOU'VE GOT CADAVERS WALKING

112. AROUND —

113. OH, THANK YOU.

114. THANK YOU.

115. I CAN SEE YOU'RE IN ONE OF

116. YOUR MOODS, AND, UH, I KNOW I'M

117. GONNA GET MY FEELINGS HURT

118. PRETTY SOON.

119. I WILL LEAVE A SAMPLE HERE.

120. HERE'S THE

121. DEAL — NO ONE WANTS TO BECOME

122. THEIR OWN MONSTER, YOU IDIOT!

123. I REALLY D-DON'T LIKE IT WHEN

124. YOU IM-IMPUGN MY INTELLIGENCE,

125. OKAY?

126. YOU'RE AN

127. IDIOT — THAT'S WHY.

128. OKAY, I PROBABLY TOLD YOU

129. THIS BEFORE.

130. I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE

131. CALL ME AN IDIOT!

132. HERE WE GO!

133. HERE WE GO, EVERYBODY!

134. LOOK AT YOU!

135. YOU CAN'T EVEN

136. CONTROL IT!

137. AND IT'S YOU!

138. WRITE DOWN SOME NOTES, IF YOU

139. WOULD.

140. DAY THREE...

141. OH, HERE WE GO.

142. UGH! MONSTER!

143. WAIT.

144. YOU — YOU DREW A PICTURE OF A

145. TREE.

146. JUST HOLD ON A SECOND!

147. HERE'S THE THING.

148. I'M NOT

149. LISTENING UNTIL YOU TURN BACK

150. INTO A DOCTOR AGAIN.

151. I HATE YOU!

152. I'M GOING TO

153. ESCORT YOU TO THE DOOR.

154. I KNOW HOW TO SAY IT WITH...

155. THAT WILL DO,

156. SIR.

157. THANK YOU.

158. ARGH!

159. DOC, BRAH, HELP!

160. OH. YOU.

161. WHAT DO YOU WANT —

162. OH, MY GOD! JOHN BELUSHI!

163. I'M HIS BIGGEST FAN!

164. DOC, THIS DUDER'S WAY OUT OF

165. CONTROL.

166. HE, LIKE, SCARFS, GUZZLES,

167. TOKES, SHOOTS, SNORTS, AND

168. BOGARTS EVERYTHING HE SEES.

169. BUT THAT'S WHAT

170. MAKES HIM SO MUCH FUN!

171. YEAH, BUT HE'S GONNA END UP

172. LIKE FARLEY, BRAH — AND BEFORE

173. THE SHOW!

174. YOU GOT TO HELP!

175. HMM.

176. I DO WANT TO SEE THAT SHOW.

177. ALL RIGHT, I'LL FIX HIM SO HE

178. CAN CONSUME AS MUCH AS HE WANTS

179. WITHOUT HARMING HIMSELF.

180. RAD!

181. DOC, YOU ARE TOTALLY SAVING MY

182. SWEET, TIGHT, LITTLE ASS.

183. EXCUSE ME WHILE

184. I GET A FEW THINGS.

185. NOW, DON'T

186. LET HIM DRINK THAT SERUM.

187. YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS,

188. BROLISSIMO.

189. UNH!

190. AAH!

191. HELLO, HANDSOME!

192. AI!

193. JIM BELUSHI?

194. IN THE FLESHAROO, KANGAROO.

195. THAT'S NOT

196. FUNNY.

197. YOU'RE TELLIN' ME WHAT'S

198. FUNNY, BUCKO?

199. NO.

200. I'M TELLING YOU WHAT'S NOT —

201. AND IT'S YOU.

202. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JOHN?

203. NO!

204. DAMN IT, JOHN!

205. I'M OUTTA HERE.

206. GOT TO GO FIND THE NEAREST

207. HOUSE OF BLUES.

208. OH, MY GOD!

209. OH, MY GOD!

210. BETTER THAN GOD —

211. JIM BELUSHI.

212. LET THE PAR-TAY... BE-GAY-N!

213. THAT... DOESN'T... RHYME!

214. ARRRRRRRRGH!

215. I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE

216. THAT, LIKE MYSELF

217. PEOPLE RUN SCREAMING AT THE VERY

218. SIGHT OF YOU.

219. YEP.

220. I'M LIKE THE BEATLES.

221. AH. THAT'S GOOD.

222. UP TO THE TIPPY-TOP.

223. THERE IS A LAVATORY IN THE

224. BACK, YOU KNOW.

225. NAH, TOO FAR.

226. PLUS, I GET TO GRAB A SNORT OF

227. THE OL' ESSENCE.

228. OHH!

229. DISGUSTING!

230. WE HATE HIS PEE!

231. BOO!

232. HEY... WHO'S THE FIRE BUSH?

233. SHE IS INVOLVED WITH

234. VAMPIRE GANDHI.

235. GANDHI?

236. PBFFFFFFFFFT!

237. HEY, HOW 'BOUT SCREWIN' A

238. BELUSHI?

239. GROSS!

240. OH, YOU BRUTE!

241. CHECK OUT THIS MOVE.

242. HEY, WHAT'S MY

243. EYEBROW DOING?

244. NOTHING.

245. ALL RIGHT. HOW 'BOUT NOW?

246. AAAAAAAH!

247. YOU'RE ANTI-CHARMING.

248. HEY! DON'T EVER SAY —

249. WHOA.

250. UH... I THINK I NEED TO... CRACK

251. ONE OFF!

252. N-O-O-O-O-O-O!

253. AAAAH-OWWWWWW!

254. HUH.

255. UNFORTUNATELY,

256. JOHN, YOU INGESTED ONE OF THE

257. STUPIDEST POTIONS IN MONSTER

258. HISTORY — A POTION SO GOOFY

259. THAT IT MAKES YOU — GET THIS —

260. A HIDEOUS VERSION OF YOURSELF.

261. JIM.

262. THAT'S RIGHT —

263. THE WOR BELUSHI.

264. WILL HE BE BACK?

265. HOPEFULLY NOT.

266. IN THE MEANTIME, LET'S GO TO MY

267. LAB AND MAKE YOU INDESTRUCTIBLE.

268. AND THEN...

269. WE'LL PARTY OUR ASSES OFF!

270. SEE?

271. HE CAN GO FOR DAYS AND NOT HARM

272. HIMSELF AT ALL.

273. AH, BRAH, YOU TOTALLY SAVED

274. THE DAY'S HOT, SWEET, LITTLE

275. ASS.

276. YEAH, HE'S GREAT, BUT AS FOR

277. ME, I'M ALL WRAPPED UP RIGHT

278. NOW.

279. NYUK, NYUK, NYUK.

280. WHAT?

281. HE'S ALWAYS DOING THAT STALE

282. PUN.

283. THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR BEING

284. ALL WRAPPED UP!

285. N-O-O-O-O!

286. GOOD HEAVENS!

287. THIS MUMMY'S HACKNEYED MATERIAL

288. HAS TRIGGERED THE JIM BELUSHI IN

289. JOHN BELUSHI.

290. WHAT'S WRONG WITH JOHN?

291. [ CHUCKLES

292. NERVOUSLY ]

293. I THINK HE, UH, UM, GOT SOME

294. BABY LAXATIVE MIXED UP WITH HIS

295. BLOW.

296. YEAH!

297. RIDE 'EM, COWBOY!

298. WHAT COWBOY?

299. IS IT A JOKE?

300. UH, THE COWBOY IN YOUR PANTS!

301. NOW YOU'VE DONE

302. IT!

303. YOU'VE DRIVEN EVERYONE OUT!

304. EXCEPT THIS MORON.

305. I MUST FIND A WAY TO BRING JOHN

306. BACK.

307. DO NOT SAY THAT NAME AROUND

308. ME!

309. HE'S GONE NOW, AND HE'S NEVER

310. COMING BACK!

311. IN FACT, I GOT AN IDEA.

312. COME ON, MUMMY.

313. WE'RE GONNA DO THE BEST BLUES

314. SHOW EVER!

315. I CAN REALLY WRAP MYSELF UP

316. IN THAT ROLE.

317. NYUK! NYUK! NYUK!

318. WHOO! WE WANT JOHN!

319. JOHN'S GONNA BE SO GOOD.

320. JOHN!

321. FOOD FIGHT!

322. WE WANT JOHN!

323. WE HATE THIS PIG!

324. BOO!

325. AW, THANK YOU!

326. AND NOW, A QUICK SCENE FROM

327. "THE BLUES BROTHERS."

328. AND, AS A GIFT TO JOHN BELUSHI,

329. I'M GONNA DO IT HOW I WOULD HAVE

330. DONE IT.

331. IT'S 106 MILES TO CHICAGO, WE

332. GOT A TRUNK FULL OF URINE JARS,

333. AND I'M ALL WRAPPED UP IN THIS.

334. HIT IT!

335. GET OFF THAT DAMN STAGE!

336. WE WANT THE ONE WITH THE

337. CHARM!

338. WHERE'S THAT

339. IDIOT JEKYLL?

340. VICTOR! HERE'S THE ANTIDOTE!

341. THAT'S COCAINE.

342. I KNOW.

343. IT'LL BRING HIM BACK OUT.

344. AND HE SHOULD ONLY DO A LITTLE

345. BIT.

346. THAT'S SO

347. STUPID!

348. NO ONE DOES A

349. LITTLE BIT OF COKE!

350. BESIDES, I MADE HIM STRONG

351. ENOUGH TO DO THE COKE OF

352. 10 JOHN BELUSHIS.

353. YEAH, BUT I MADE THE COKE

354. STRONG ENOUGH FOR

355. 11 JOHN BELUSHIS.

356. GREAT.

357. IDIOT.

358. ARGH!

359. OH, JOHN!

360. DON'T MENTION THAT NAME!

361. Look — I have

362. an eight ball.

363. NO!

364. WHOO-HOO-HOO!

365. NO! IT'LL BRING HIM BACK!

366. I'M THE FUNNY ONE!

367. N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

368. IT WAS JOHN ALL ALONG?

369. HOW COULD JIM BELUSHI HAVE

370. ANYTHING TO DO WITH

371. JOHN BELUSHI?

372. I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

373. JOHN!

374. YOU'RE BACK!

375. OH, THANK GOD!

376. SON OF A —

377. NO!

378. UH-OH.

379. NO!

380. HOORAY! I LOVE IT!

381. NO!

382. ONLY A LITTLE!

383. THAT COKE'S TOO STRONG!

384. I DON'T CARE!

385. I MUST DIE!

386. JIM BELUSHI MUST NOT COME BACK!

387. NO!

388. WE LOVE YOU!

389. I MUST KILL HIM!

390. DON'T GO!

391. WE CAN HELP YOU!

392. HOLY CRAP!

393. I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

394. NYUK, NYUK, NYUK!

395. N-O-O-O-O-O!

396. WE LOVED YOU, JOHN.

397. BUT AT LEAST, IN THE END, YOU

398. DIED NOBLY, TRYING TO PROTECT

399. THE WORLD FROM THE TERRORIZING

400. MEDIOCRITY OF YOUR HIDEOUSLY

401. UNTALENTED LESSER SELF.

402. Call Chateau Marmont.

403. Tell them we have to dump

404. another body.

405. I'M FREE.

406. I'M FRE-E-E-E-E-E!

407. CHICAGO.