1. BLECHHH!
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2. BLECHHH!
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3. QUIT CROWDING
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4. ME!
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5. DAMNED AMATEURS!
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6. SOME OF US HAVE BEEN IN A BAR
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7. BEFORE.
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8. HEY, WHO DO I HAVE TO SUCK ON
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9. THE NECK UNTIL THEY DIE TO GET A
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10. DRINK AROUND HERE?
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11. AAAH!
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12. YOU'RE IN
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13. MY SEAT, YOU FANCY-PANTS
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14. MOSQUITER.
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15. AW, DUDE!
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16. HE WAS GETTING ME MY LONG ISLAND
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17. ICED TEA.
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18. MY BAD.
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19. WHY IS THIS PLACE SO DAMN
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20. IRRITATIN' AT NIGHT?
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21. SAME THING
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22. EVERY YEAR, JOE.
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23. ALL THESE IDIOTS ARE IN TOWN FOR
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24. THAT STUPID SCARY MONSTER
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25. CONTEST.
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26. WELL, I'M SHAKIN' IN MY DAMN
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27. BOOTS.
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28. WOW! DR. FRANKENSTEIN!
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29. CAN YOU SIGN MY BRAIN?
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30. WOULD YOU GET
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31. LOST, KID?
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32. I'M DRINKING HERE!
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33. OHH, BUT YOU'RE MY FAVORITE
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34. MAD SCIENTIST EVER,
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35. DR. FRANKENSTEIN.
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36. HMPH!
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37. I THINK YOU MEAN "MISTER."
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38. OH, GREAT.
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39. WOW! DR. MOREAU!
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40. WILL YOU SIGN MY BRAIN?
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41. OF COURSE. I'D BE DELIGHTED.
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42. YOU KNOW, YOUNG MAN, THE
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43. SCARY MONSTER CONTEST IS
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44. SPONSORED BY THE SOCIETY OF
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45. ILL-ADVISED EXPERIMENTATION, AND
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46. WE DON'T ALLOW "MISTERS" TO
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47. ENTER — DOCTORS ONLY, I'M
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48. AFRAID.
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49. YEAH, YOU'RE
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50. AFRAID — AFRAID I'LL WALK AWAY
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51. WITH FIRST PRIZE!
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52. TELL YOU WHAT, FRANKENSTEIN.
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53. WE'LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO PROVE
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54. IT.
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55. THIS YEAR, WE'LL ALLOW YOU TO
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56. ENTER THE CONTEST.
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57. THAT'LL BE
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58. REALLY HILARIOUS!
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59. YOU'RE ON.
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60. I'LL BE THERE, AND THEN WE'LL
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61. SEE WHO'S LAUGHING.
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62. YAH! YAH!
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63. I'LL SHOW THOSE
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64. HACKS.
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65. THIS WILL BE MY OPPORTUNITY TO
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66. PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT I AM
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67. THE GREATEST SCIENTIST THAT EVER
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68. LI-I-I-VED!
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69. MAN, YOU AIN'T EVEN A DOCTOR?
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70. AAH!
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71. ALL RIGHT, WE
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72. HAVE A SCARY MONSTER CONTEST TO
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73. WIN, SO LET'S START FROM THE
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74. TOP.
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75. SCARY MONSTER CONTEST?
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76. YOU KNOW, I'M A —
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77. YES — A
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78. JANITOR, SO SWEEP UP AND QUIT
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79. INTERRUPTING!
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80. SO, WHAT SHOULD
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81. STICK OUT OF THE MONSTER'S
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82. SKULL?
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83. HORNS? PENISES? PUPPIES?
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84. ROOOOAR!
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85. I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF
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86. BLOOD-CURDLING!
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87. YOU COULDN'T
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88. SCARE ANYBODY.
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89. YOU'RE AFRAID OF
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90. FIRE.
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91. I'LL SHOW YOU GENUINE TERROR!
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92. ROOOAR!
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93. GRRROWL!
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94. GIVE... ME...
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95. THOSE... ARMS!
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96. OH, YEAH,
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97. THAT WAS REAL MATURE.
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98. STUPID MONSTER CONTEST.
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99. AWWW!
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100. HEY!
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101. HOW ABOUT PAYIN' A LITTLE BIT
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102. MORE ATTENTION TO YOUR REGULARS,
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103. YOU STUPID UNEMPLOYED ACTOR?
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104. THIS PLACE IS GOIN' TO HELL.
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105. HEY! WHAT THE —
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106. DRACULA.
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107. I'VE BEEN WAITIN' FOR THIS
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108. MOMENT MY WHOLE LIFE.
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109. WHOA!
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110. KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, BRAH!
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111. GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU DANG
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112. NAB GOOFAMAN!
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113. NO CAN DO.
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114. CHECK OUT THE SIGNAGE, DUDAGE.
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115. WHERE'D ALL THAT CRAP COME
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116. FROM?
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117. JUST BOUGHT THE BAR, BRAH.
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118. NEW OWNER, NEW RULES.
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119. IT'S A CHILLAX ZONE FOR GOOD
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120. TIMES ONLY, BRAH.
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121. HEY, WE'D ALL LIKE TO MAKE THE
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122. RULES, AND I JUST DID.
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123. PSYCH! J.K.!
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124. "J.K."
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125. NOW, HOW MUCH DAMN TIME YOU
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126. THINK THAT YOU'RE SAVIN' BY
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127. ABBREVIATIN'?
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128. THERE'S POWER IN WORDS!
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129. OKAY, WHAT KIND OF DIPPING
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130. SAUCE WOULD YOU BROS LIKE WITH
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131. YOUR CHICKEN WINGS?
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132. WE GOT BARBECUE, RANCH, BLOOD.
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133. BLOOD!
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134. RANCH.
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135. NO — BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD.
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136. "J.K.," MY ASS!
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137. WHAT THE HELL'S THAT
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138. PEOPLE-SUCKER DOING WITH THE FAT
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139. EGGHEAD?
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140. QUICKLY —
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141. NEXT PAGE, NEXT PAGE!
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142. THIS WOULD BE A LITTLE EASIER
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143. WITH ARMS, YOU KNOW.
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144. OH, QUIT
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145. COMPLAINING.
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146. WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
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147. CHOP-CHOP!
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148. OHH...
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149. VICTOR!
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150. WHAT NOW?
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151. I WAS CLEANING OUT THE
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152. MORGUE, AND I JUST HAD TO SHOW
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153. YOU WHAT I FOUND.
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154. WASN'T HE SUCH A SCARY CREATION?
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155. UGH.
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156. IT'S AMAZING WHAT PEOPLE USED TO
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157. THINK WAS SCARY.
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158. NOW, PLEASE, ELIZABETH!
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159. VICTOR, I INSIST THAT YOU
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160. ENTER THE CREATURE IN THE
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161. CONTEST.
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162. DON'T BE
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163. RIDICULOUS!
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164. THIS IS FAR TOO IMPORTANT.
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165. I'LL
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166. MANGLE YOUR TESTICLES.
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167. [ Singsong
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168. voice ] YGORRR!
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169. BRING ME A BOX OF OCTOPUS
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170. TENTACLES.
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171. I NEED TO SPRUCE UP THE CREATURE
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172. FOR THE SCARY MONSTER CONTEST!
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173. YOU GOT
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174. IT!
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175. Yeah, I'm gonna
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176. get it — gonna get it right in
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177. the balls.
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178. You have no idea.
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179. I KNOW YOU'RE AN EROTIC
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180. MONSTER, DRACULA, SO I HOPE YOU
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181. DON'T MIND BITING THIS HIDEOUS
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182. BEASTIE.
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183. AH, IT'S OKAY.
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184. YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN WITH TON
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185. OF CHICKS.
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186. THE DOGS ALWAYS GO THAT EXTRA
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187. MILE.
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188. GOOD.
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189. THEN ALL YOU NEED DO IS GIVE HER
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190. YOUR KISS OF UNDEATH, AND
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191. TOGETHER WE WILL CREATE THE
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192. SCARIEST... MONSTER... EVERRRRR!
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193. LOVELY!
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194. ANYTHING THAT WILL FOIL MY LEAST
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195. FAVORITE JERK EVER — VICTOR
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196. "STUPIDHEAD" FRANKENSTEIN!
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197. HUH!
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198. HOLY GUACAMOLEMAN!
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199. THEY'RE MAKIN' A SUPER VAMPIRE!
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200. SO, LET'S GIVE A BIG ROUND
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201. OF APPLAUSE TO
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202. TIPPY THE REPTILIAN APE!
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203. HOLD STILL!
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204. I FEEL I WAS PRETTY GROTESQUE
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205. IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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206. WHO'S THE MAD
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207. SCIENTIST HERE, GENIUS?
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208. YOU.
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209. AND DON'T YOU
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210. FORGET IT!
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211. WELL, IT'S ABOUT
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212. TIME.
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213. UH, EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE, BUT
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214. THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I HAVEN'T
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215. BEEN ABLE TO DO IN A WHILE.
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216. WELL!
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217. YOU ACTUALLY SHOWED UP,
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218. FRANKENSTEIN.
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219. OF COURSE I SHOWED UP.
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220. WE'LL JUST SEE WHO CAN MAKE A
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221. SCARY MONSTER.
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222. AND WHAT DID YOU DO, MENGELE?
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223. DID YOU SEW ANOTHER PAIR OF
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224. TWINS TOGETHER?
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225. NEIN!
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226. E-EXCUSE ME A MOMENT.
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227. BLARGH!
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228. OH! OH!
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229. I DID HER! I DID HER!
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230. NICE, BRAH!
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231. HIGH FIVE!
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232. SUPER
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233. VAMPIRE/MONSTER COMBO?
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234. YOU'RE GONNA GET SLAUGHTERED OUT
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235. THERE, NANCY.
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236. THINK HE'S JUST GILDING A
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237. LILY WITH ALL THESE DUMB
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238. TENTACLES AND WHATNOTS.
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239. YOU WERE SUFFICIENTLY HORRIFIC
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240. THE WAY YOU WERE.
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241. BUT I'M NOT SCARY AT ALL.
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242. OH, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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243. NOW, YOU GO OUT THERE AND BE WHO
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244. YOU ARE.
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245. AND DON'T YOU WORRY.
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246. I KNOW EVERYTHING WILL END UP
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247. JUST FINE.
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248. AND NEXT UP, NUMBER 37, THE
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249. REANIMATED FLESH CREATURE —
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250. NOW WITH TENTACLES — OF
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251. DR. VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN!
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252. OH!
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253. I'M SORRY, LADIES AND
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254. GENTLEMEN.
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255. THAT'S MR. VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN.
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256. NOT DR. — MR.
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257. COME ON.
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258. LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
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259. I WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO
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260. MAKE MY CREATOR PROUD THIS EVE.
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261. 'TIS ALL I HAVE EVER STRIVED
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262. FOR.
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263. BUT EVEN THOUGH I AM AN UTTER
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264. MONSTROSITY...
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265. I STILL FAIL
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266. TO BRING FEAR INTO THE HUMAN
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267. HEART.
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268. I'VE PROVEN TO BE A
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269. DISAPPOINTMENT TO THE VERY MAN
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270. WHO CREATED ME!
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271. WHO BREATHED LIFE INTO ME!
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272. THE PAIN THAT I FEEL NOW HAS
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273. BECOME COMPLETELY UNBEARABLE.
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274. A PERFECT SCORE!
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275. ATTABOY!
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276. I DON'T BELIEVE
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277. IT!
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278. OF COURSE, I KNEW IT ALL
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279. ALONG.
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280. BEING THE WIFE OF A MAD
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281. SCIENTIST, IT WAS OBVIOUS WHAT
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282. WOULD SCARE THOSE REPRESSED
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283. NERDS THE MOST.
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284. WHAT?
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285. EMOTION.
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286. AHH, GOOD ON YA, MATE.
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287. GOOD JOB, KID.
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288. HIII-YAHHH!
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289. AND OUR SECOND PRIZE GOES TO
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290. DR. MOREAU'S SUPER VAMPIRE
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291. MONSTER.
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292. I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT
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293. THE SUPER VAMPIRE COULDN'T BE
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294. HERE TONIGHT — OR ANY OTHER
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295. NIGHT.
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296. BUT I'LL BE ACCEPTING THIS AWARD
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297. ON HIS BEHALF, A-AND I'M SURE
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298. THAT HE'D LIKE TO THANK HIS
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299. MAMA, HIS AGENT, AND GOD — WHO
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300. DON'T GIVE A LOUIS PASTEUR ABOUT
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301. SCIENCE.
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302. SO SUCK IT, ALL Y'ALL!
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303. NOW, PERSONALLY, I'D LIKE TO
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304. THANK THE SOUTH, AND I'LL TELL
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305. YOU ANOTHER DAMN THING, TOO.
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306. THE SOUTH IS THE GREATEST REGION
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307. IN THIS COUNTRY.
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308. IN THE WORDS OF
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309. MARTIN LUTHER KING —
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310. GET YOUR UNHOLY PAWS OFF ME!
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311. AAAH! SON OF A BITCH!
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312. SOMEBODY GET ME SOME DAMN TOMATO
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313. JUICE!
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314. GET ME SOME VODKA, TOO!
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315. HELL, JUST BRING ME A DAMN
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316. BLOODY MARY!
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317. OH, JUST ONE MORE THING —
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318. CONGRATULATIONS, DEPUTY DOCTOR.
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319. OH, DARLING, THAT'S ADORABLE.
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320. IT'S NOT
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321. ADORABLE!
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322. NO — IT'S OFFICIAL.
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323. DON'T TOUCH.
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324. OH, YOU.
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325. I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE TOO LATE.
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326. I'VE MET SOMEONE ELSE.
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327. SQUAWK! IT'S A LIVING!
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