Mary Shelley's Frankenhole 1x8

Directed by David Tuber • Duke Johnson

In order to sleep with attractive women like Jackie O and Marilyn Monroe, newly appointed President Lyndon Baines Johnson asks Frankenstein to put his brain into the handsome head of the recently deceased JFK.

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1. OH, YEAH.

2. YOU TAKE IT, YOU LITTLE SLUT.

3. YOU LITTLE BOSTON BITCH.

4. COME ON, NOW.

5. GIVE IT TO ME.

6. UHHH!

7. YEE-HAW!

8. YEP.

9. HE'S DEAD ALL RIGHT.

10. I NEVER REALIZED YOU COULD

11. TELL... LIKE THAT.

12. OH, YEAH.

13. WELL, BACK ON THE FARM, THAT

14. WAS THE ONLY WAY TO REALLY MAKE

15. SURE A COW WAS A GONER.

16. YOU USED TO SCREW THE WOUNDS

17. OF CATTLE SKULLS?

18. OH HO HO.

19. WORKS LIKE A CHARM.

20. POOR PRESIDENT KENNEDY.

21. THERE'S STILL HOPE.

22. I KNOW A DOCTOR.

23. A MONSTER DOCTOR.

24. I MEAN, HE'S A DOCTOR FOR

25. MONSTERS.

26. HE'S NOT A MONSTER HIMSELF,

27. BUT HE DID INVENT AN IMMORTALITY

28. SERUM THAT MAKES HIM LIVE

29. FOREVER, SO I GUESS THAT MAKES

30. HIM MONSTER-LIKE, BUT, I MEAN...

31. AAH!

32. WHOA!

33. OW!

34. CONSARNIT.

35. HEAVY SON OF GUN, YOU.

36. WHOA.

37. YES?

38. OUTTA MY WAY, PIZZA-FACE!

39. AND HOW MUCH SHORTER WOULD

40. YOU LIKE YOUR LEGS TO BE

41. EXACTLY, MR. LINCOLN?

42. REAL SHORT.

43. SO THEY DON'T REACH THE GROUND.

44. STEP ASIDE, QUAKER OATS!

45. GOT A PRESIDENT OF THE

46. UNITED STATES SHOT IN THE HEAD

47. HERE!

48. NOT MY PROBLEM.

49. HEH HEH.

50. COPYCAT.

51. PRAY, WHO'S THE

52. NEXT PATIENT?

53. HOWDY.

54. VICE PRESI— OH.

55. PRESIDENT LYNDON BAINES

56. JOHNSON.

57. PROFESSOR

58. SANGUINAIRE POLIDORI.

59. AND, UH, THIS HERE'S JFK, UM,

60. GIVE OR TAKE SOME SKULL.

61. HEH!

62. OH, DO COME

63. IN, I SUPPOSE.

64. GREAT CASTRO'S BEARD.

65. LOOKS LIKE DRACULA'S SCARY TOMB

66. IN HERE.

67. CERTAINLY NOT.

68. I ASSURE YOU DRACULA WOULD

69. NEVER HAVE THE KEEN FASHION

70. SENSE TO DECORATE WITH DANGLING

71. EYEBALLS.

72. O-KAY.

73. I GIVE YOU...

74. THE CREATOR!

75. WELL, I'VE ALWAYS SAID,

76. "NATURE'S GREAT AND ALL, BUT

77. UNTIL I GET TO SEE ME A HORSE

78. WITH FANGS, I'M NOT INTERESTED."

79. GOD, I LOVE IT

80. WHEN THINGS END!

81. I AM VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN.

82. WELCOME TO SOMEWHERE IN

83. EASTERN EUROPE.

84. THANK YOU FOR MAKING THE TRIP

85. FROM YOUR OWN TIME AND SPACE.

86. NAW, IT'S KINDA FUN.

87. WELL, NOW WHAT

88. CAN I DO FOR YOU MR...?

89. JUST CALL ME LBJ.

90. BUT I THOUGHT HE

91. WAS LBJ?

92. YOU DUMB HIPPIE!

93. HE'S JFK!

94. JOHN EFFING KENNEDY!

95. SO...

96. YOU'D LIKE TO BRING YOUR LITTLE

97. PRESIDENT HERE BACK TO LIFE, EH?

98. HELL NO.

99. I WANT YOU GUYS TO MAKE ME LOOK

100. LIKE HIM — WELL, BEFORE THE

101. SHOOTING, OF COURSE.

102. YA SEE, I WANT MARILYN MONROE'S

103. ASS IN MY FACE.

104. I WANT TO TASTE JACKIE O's

105. PERFUMY PRIVATES...

106. FEEL HER JIGGLY-WIGGLY JAGGLIES

107. AND THEN DINGLE MY DONGLE IN HER

108. HOBBLY WOBBLY.

109. JIGGLY-WIGGLY

110. JOBBLIES?

111. THAT'S "JAGGLIES."

112. GOT IT.

113. WELL, I DON'T

114. THINK THIS SHOULD BE A PROBLEM

115. AT ALL.

116. I'LL JUST SIMPLY DO A ROUTINE

117. BRAIN SWITCHEROO.

118. WAIT, SO YOU MEAN YOU'RE

119. GONNA TAKE MY BRAIN OUT OF THIS

120. DOG-FACED HEAD OF MINE AND PUT

121. IT INTO RUDOLPH VALENTINO HERE?

122. YES.

123. SHA-A-A-ME!

124. HOLY UGLY.

125. WHO'S THE LUMBERING SAD SACK?

126. THAT'S MY...

127. CREATION.

128. HE'S KIND OF A PAIN IN THE ASS.

129. GO AWAY!

130. YOU AID THE WHIMS OF UNKNOWN

131. SOULS...

132. YET YOU CAST ASIDE YOUR VERY

133. OWN?

134. YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO THE

135. AGES!

136. SHA-A-ME!

137. YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

138. HE'S THE MONSTER?

139. YGOR!

140. GET BACK, YOU FOOL!

141. HE PREFERS

142. "CREATION."

143. W-WELL, WHERE'S HIS SQUARE

144. GOLDARN HEAD?

145. HE DOESN'T HAVE

146. A SQUARE HEAD.

147. BUT IT'S IN ALL THE MOVIES.

148. SCREW THE

149. MOVIES!

150. OTHERWISE, HE LOOKS PRETTY

151. GOOD, THOUGH.

152. YOU — YOU ENJOY MY VISAGE?

153. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, THERE,

154. FANCY FELLA!

155. THE LETTERS "B-J" IN MY INITIALS

156. DON'T MEAN WHAT YOU THINK THEY

157. MEAN.

158. GOT ME, SUGARPLUM?

159. I... AM...

160. A MAN!

161. YEAH, WELL, SO'S KHRUSHCHEV,

162. BUT THAT DON'T MAKE HIM NO

163. PRETTIER.

164. SPEAKIN' OF WHICH, WHEN'S MY

165. MAKEOVER?

166. ALL THIS HOMO CRAP IS GIVIN'

167. ME A HANKERIN' FOR SOME SWEET,

168. MELTY "VIRGYNERS."

169. HIGH FIVE.

170. I WILL CREATE

171. THE WORLD'S FIRST LBJFK.

172. OH, EXCELLENT.

173. EVERYTHING'S WORKING OUT JUST...

174. AS... PLANNED.

175. WINK!

176. MUST MAKE HEAD SQUARE.

177. AHEM.

178. OHH!

179. HELLO, MR. LAWRENCE.

180. AH, PLEASE.

181. CALL ME STEWART.

182. WHY ARE YOU VOLUNTEERING

183. TO CHANGE THE WAY YOU LOOK?

184. OH, I-I-I WAS JUST, UH...

185. EXPERIMENTING WITH MY

186. APPEARANCE.

187. GOLLY.

188. IT MUST BE NICE TO CHOOSE YOUR

189. FATE.

190. OH?

191. DOEST THOU THINK THIS ANGULAR

192. MUD PACK FLATTERS MY VI—

193. ME — I'M CURSED, YOU SEE.

194. I GOT A NICE MUG DURING THE DAY.

195. SURE, EVERYONE SAYS IT.

196. I'M EASY ON THE EYES, BROTHER.

197. BUT THEN AT NIGHT — AT NIGHT,

198. THINGS CHANGE.

199. YES, YES.

200. YOU TRANSFORM INTO

201. A LYCANTHROPE.

202. DON'T YOU GOT EYEBALLS?

203. I'M DREAMY, BROTHER.

204. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?

205. I'M A HANDSOME MAN, SEE, WHO

206. SAYS HIS PRAYERS, I TELL YA.

207. BUT THEN I TURN INTO AN

208. UNSIGHTLY WEREWOLF.

209. UH...

210. I TELL YOU.

211. I DON'T WANT TO BE UGLY.

212. OH, WOE IS ME!

213. AW, LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU JERK.

214. WINK! WINK!

215. BLINK!

216. HOW IS THE

217. SKULL RECONSTRUCTION GOING,

218. PROFESSOR?

219. NOT TOO WELL.

220. THERE SEEMS TO BE A PIECE

221. MISSING.

222. HMM. YES.

223. WE'LL HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE

224. ELSE'S FOREHEAD THAT WILL MATCH

225. THAT SPECIFIC CURVATURE.

226. I'VE GOT IT!

227. YGOR!

228. YES, MASTER?

229. TAKE THE 1932

230. FRANKENHOLE TO FEBRUARY,

231. TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX.

232. BRING ME THE FOREHEAD OF

233. SPENCER TRACY-Y-Y!

234. YOU GOT

235. IT.

236. SAY IT.

237. OH, I LOVE IT.

238. I LOVE IT!

239. YEAH, THEN LICK IT.

240. LICK IT, KATE!

241. YEAH!

242. THAT'S MY FOREHEAD!

243. OH, I LOVE YOUR FOREHEAD!

244. HUH?

245. OH.

246. AAH!

247. AAH!

248. Y'ALL START

249. YET?

250. ER, UH,

251. "PAHHK THE CAHHR."

252. "PAHHK THE DAG NAB CAHHR."

253. HEH-HEY.

254. GREAT JOB, DOC.

255. AW, HE'S HEAVY.

256. DADDY, WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS

257. DEAD OLD BODY?

258. YEAH, WHAT, DADDY?

259. WHAT?

260. HOW MANY TIMES

261. DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, CHILDREN?

262. NOT WHILE I'M WORKING!

263. HEY.

264. THESE OLD GUYS YOUR KIDS?

265. YES.

266. HOO HOO HA HA!

267. WELL, I'LL BE DING-DANGED!

268. HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.

269. WELL?

270. WHY DON'T YOU JUST

271. ASK THE HUNKY BUMPKIN?

272. WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS?

273. GOT TO PUT HIM SOMEWHERE.

274. THAT OLD THING?

275. YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP SOME

276. CHINAMAN'S ASS FOR ALL I CARE.

277. HA HA HA.

278. COME ON, HEINRICH.

279. LET'S JUST TAKE HIM TO THE

280. CEMETERY.

281. OH, GUSTAV, THAT PLACE HITS

282. TOO CLOSE TO HOME AT MY AGE.

283. AT MY AGE, TOO.

284. WHAT, SO, YOU NEVER GIVEN

285. THEM THAT IMMORTALITY JUICE?

286. THANK GOD, NO.

287. HA HA HA HA.

288. LORD HAVE MERCY.

289. ER, UH,

290. "PAHHK THE CAHHR."

291. WOULD YOU LIKE ME

292. TO GET YOU TWO A ROOM SO YOU

293. CAN BE ALONE WITH YOURSELVES?

294. NO, BUT YOU

295. CAN QUIT YER LEERING AT MY SWEET

296. WOMAN-LOVIN' ASS AND GO GET ME

297. SOMETHIN' TO DINGLE MY NEW

298. DANGLE INTO SO I CAN MAKE SURE

299. MY PUMPER'S TICKING

300. SUFFICIENTLY.

301. HERE, YOU CAN USE

302. THIS LEFTOVER BRAIN.

303. HEH.

304. I'LL CUSTOMIZE IT FOR YOUR

305. DUMB ASS.

306. ASK NOT WHAT I

307. CAN DO FOR YOU...

308. ASK WHAT YOU CAN

309. DO TO MY MARILYN MONROE-RAMMER.

310. 'CAUSE THE PIPES ARE ALL WORKIN'

311. JUST FINE.

312. HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.

313. HEY! WHOA! OW!

314. GET YOUR HAND OFF ME!

315. I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE

316. GOLDARN UNITED STATES!

317. GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU WEIRDO

318. MONKEY MAN!

319. OW!

320. I SAID OW!

321. OWWWWW!

322. OH, GREAT.

323. HE'S ALIVE!

324. NOWGETS TO BE A WEREWOLF.

325. AH, LUCKY.

326. HOW COME WE'RE THE ONLY ONES

327. WHO DON'T LIVE FOREVER AROUND

328. HERE?

329. YEAH.

330. TELL ME ABOUT IT.

331. BOYS!

332. COME INTO THE CASTLE AND CLEAN

333. YOUR ROOMS!

334. COMING, MOTHER.

335. DUMB IMMORTAL.

336. Shh!

337. GUSTAV, SHE'LL HEAR YOU, AND

338. WE'LL BE GROUNDED AGAIN.

339. I DON'T CARE!

340. WELL, I DO!

341. OOH.

342. I LIKE TO GET OUT AND ABOUT

343. FROM TIME TO TIME.

344. CONSARNIT.

345. YOU TELLIN' ME THAT I FINALLY

346. GIT ME A KISSABLE PATOOTIE AND

347. ON TH MOST ROMANTIC NIGHT OF

348. THE MONTH, I'M GONNA GROW HAIR

349. ALL OVER IT?

350. HELL, I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE A

351. DUMB-ASS SQUARE HEAD LIKE DOOFUS

352. OVER HERE!

353. THAT'S NOT REAL.

354. TAKE THAT STUPID THING OFF!

355. BUT IT IS MORE TO YOUR

356. LIKING?

357. OH, YEAH, I LOVE IT!

358. BEND OVER!

359. I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BOYS,

360. BUT YOU JUST LOST YOURSELF ONE

361. HAPPY CUSTOMER!

362. AND I WILL NOT BE RECOMMENDIN'

363. YOU HIGHLY TO ANY TIME PERIOD

364. ANY TIME SOON!

365. COME ON, HANDSOME.

366. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

367. DO I NOT LOOK MORE FETCHING?

368. OH, GO TO YOUR

369. ROOM!