Mary Shelley's Frankenhole 1x6

Directed by Duke Johnson

Director and ex-child star, Ron Howard wants Frankenstein to make him young and cute again.

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1. ALL RIGHT, THIS IS IT.

2. A LITTLE SHAKING, A LITTLE

3. NOISE, AND WE'RE HAULING OUR

4. BUTTS TO GREEN CHEESE.

5. READY FOR LAUNCH.

6. T-MINUS 15, 14, 13...

7. 12, 11, 9...

8. 9?

9. 8...

10. OH, NO. SORRY.

11. UH, 10, 9...

12. W-WHAT, ARE YOU PURPOSELY

13. SABOTAGING THIS REHEARSAL?

14. UH, Y-Y-Y-YOU CAN'T EVEN COUNT

15. BACKWARDS, CAN YOU, YOU MORON?

16. OH, SORRY, MR. HANKS.

17. UH, SHOULD I SKIP TO ONE?

18. UH, FORGET IT. SCREW YOU!

19. WHERE THE HELL IS RON?

20. WE NEED TO SHOOT THIS. NOW!

21. WELL, HE'S IN HIS DRESSING

22. ROOM ON AN IMPORTANT CALL.

23. IMPORTANT?

24. I'M IMPORTANT!

25. I'M TOM EVER-LOVIN' HANKS!

26. SORRY. HE'S IN TRAILER 9.

27. UH, I MEAN 10. SORRY. SORRY.

28. HEH. DAMN IT.

29. WHO ARE YOU?

30. UH, I'M RON.

31. UH-HUH.

32. RON HOWARD.

33. GOOD.

34. CHILD STAR...

35. FULL HEAD...

36. UH-HUH.

37. OF HAIR.

38. OH, YEAH.

39. SQUEAKY-CLEAN IMAGE.

40. SAY IT AGAIN.

41. MAKE ME BELIEVE YOU!

42. RON — CHILD —

43. UH-HUH.

44. HAIR — SQUEAK —

45. NO! NO! CUT!

46. HUH?

47. I MEAN, "STOP."

48. STOP HAVING SEX WITH ME.

49. OH. OKAY.

50. UGH, IT'S NOT WORKING.

51. OF COURSE IT'S NOT WORKING.

52. TOM! HI!

53. UH, I WAS JUST AUDITIONING, UH,

54. JASMINE HERE FOR A —

55. OH, COME ON, RON.

56. A MIRROR ON THIS HOOKER'S FACE?

57. THAT KIND OF STUFF NEVER WORKS.

58. NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY, IT

59. AIN'T GONNA BE YOU, KID.

60. I KNOW.

61. I WENT THROUGH THE SAME THING.

62. "FRANKENSTEIN'S MAD

63. OPERATIONS LTD."?

64. THERE'S A MAP OF THE NEAREST

65. FRANKENHOLE ON THE BACK OF THE

66. CARD.

67. GO TO FRANKENSTEIN AND ASK HIM

68. TO MAKE YOU A CLONE THAT YOU CAN

69. SCREW WHENEVER YOU WANT!

70. OH, I-I DON'T THINK I WANT

71. THAT.

72. RON, GUYS LIKE US NEED AN

73. OUTLET FOR OUR PERVERSION, OR

74. ELSE OUR TRUE GROSSNESS STARTS

75. SHOWING UP UNDERNEATH THESE

76. WHOLESOME PERSONAS OF OURS.

77. THEN HOW ARE WE EVER GONNA PLAY

78. NICE GUYS WITH AIDS OR RETARDED

79. HICKS?

80. BUT, TOM, I JUST WANT TO BE

81. YOUNG AGAIN.

82. CAN HE DO THAT?

83. WELL, HE CAN DO THIS —

84. TOMMY?

85. YES, DADDY?

86. HEY, THAT'S YOU FROM

87. "BOSOM BUDDIES"!

88. YEAH, HE CAN PROBABLY HANDLE

89. MAKING ME YOUNG AGAIN.

90. OKAY, LOWER THE MIRROR,

91. SWEETHEART.

92. WHOOPS!

93. AAH!

94. YES?

95. UH, RON HOWARD FOR VIC...

96. FOLLOW ME...

97. TOR FRANKENSTEIN.

98. I GIVE YOU...

99. HERR FRANKENSTEIN.

100. WHAT IS IT?

101. IT'S ALIVE.

102. BACK TO WORK, MOTHER THERESA.

103. ALL RIGHT.

104. AH, MR. HOWARD.

105. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

106. I DON'T HAVE FUN GETTING OFF

107. ANYMORE.

108. YOU SEE, I WAS SO CUTE AS A KID

109. THAT I WOULD JUST MASTURBATE TO

110. MY OWN REFLECTION.

111. IT WAS EASY.

112. WELL, THOSE DAYS

113. ARE SURELY OVER.

114. YEAH, AND NOW I EVEN STRAP

115. HAIRY MIRRORS ONTO WOMEN WHILE I

116. SCREW THEM.

117. NOTHING WORKS FOR ME.

118. SO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU HAIR.

119. NO, NO, NO, NO!

120. I MEAN, THAT WOULD BE OKAY,

121. BUT I WANT SOMETHING ELSE.

122. I WANT MY YOUTH BACK.

123. MR. HOWARD —

124. CALL ME RONNY.

125. "RONNY"?

126. TRUST ME — YOU LOOK MORE LIKE A

127. "RONALD."

128. NO, NO. I DON'T LIKE RONALD.

129. WELL, GET USED

130. TO IT.

131. YOU LOOK LIKE ONE.

132. NO, I DON'T! I HATE RONALD.

133. I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A RONALD.

134. OKAY, SO I LOOK A LITTLE LIKE A

135. RONALD.

136. HOW ABOUT NOW?

137. HEH. RONNY, RIGHT?

138. LOOK AT YOU,

139. GRASPING DESPERATELY AT YOUR

140. YOUTH!

141. COME ON.

142. I JUST WANT TO BE CUTE AGAIN.

143. YES, DO US ALL A

144. FAVOR.

145. ALL RIGHT!

146. WE'LL NEED SOME OF YOUR DNA SO

147. WE CAN CLONE YOU FOR EXTRA

148. PARTS.

149. OH, WELL, HERE.

150. I, UH, MADE SOME SPERM WHILE I

151. WAS IN THE FRANKENHOLE.

152. EW!

153. GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!

154. MY, WE ARE RANDY,

155. AREN'T WE?

156. THAT'S SO

157. GROSS.

158. GROSS?

159. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A SCIENTIST.

160. YEAH, BUT NOT A

161. GAY SCIENTIST.

162. UGH! FINE!

163. I'LL TAKE IT.

164. THIS IS HOW WE

165. GET DNA AROUND HERE — THE MANLY

166. WAY.

167. THAT DOESN'T SEEM SO MANLY TO

168. ME —

169. BLBLBLBLB! STOP IT! CUT IT OUT!

170. GIVE ME THREE

171. WEEKS FOR THE CLONING.

172. THREE WEEKS? THREE WEEKS?

173. ARE YOU MAD?

174. I CAN'T WAIT THREE WEEKS!

175. I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE,

176. I TELL YOU!

177. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE

178. TO LIVE WITH THIS CURSE!

179. OHH, WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

180. REMIND YOU OF

181. ANYONE?

182. HMM. YGOR!

183. HERE — PUT THIS TOOTHBRUSH

184. SOMEWHERE SAFE UNTIL WE'RE READY

185. TO USE IT.

186. AND MAKE SURE NO ONE ELSE GETS

187. THEIR DNA ON IT.

188. YOU GOT IT!

189. WHY? WHY ME?

190. WHY? WHY ME?

191. WHY MUST I LIVE LIKE THIS

192. ANOTHER DAY?

193. WHY MUST I LIVE LIKE THIS

194. ANOTHER DAY?

195. WHY DOESN'T MY ECHO SOUND

196. LIKE MY VOICE?

197. WHY DOESN'T MY ECHO WAIT FOR

198. ME?

199. WHO ARE YOU?

200. WAIT, SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT

201. YOU WENT BACK IN TIME AND

202. INTERACTED WITH A YOUNGER YOU?

203. YEAH. AND DON'T YOU SEE?

204. I GAVE MYSELF THE CURSE —

205. THE CURSE OF THE WEREWOLF.

206. OH, THAT SEEMS IMPROBABLE.

207. ACTUALLY,

208. IT'S COMPLETELY PROBABLE.

209. YOU SEE, THERE ARE AN INFINITE

210. NUMBER OF EACH OF US —

211. WOW!

212. OH, YOU INTERRUPTED ME.

213. ALBERT EINSTEIN! HA!

214. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

215. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! MNH!

216. WHOA.

217. ANYWAY, THIS IS GETTING GOOD.

218. UGH!

219. I HATE INTERRUPTIONS.

220. FIRST I GET INTERRUPTED BY

221. NAZI GERMANY AND NOW THIS

222. DUMB-DUMB.

223. SCREW HIM.

224. I'LL JUST GO ON WITH MY FUN

225. FRANKENHOLE RESEARCH INSTEAD OF

226. TELLING HIM THAT, ACCORDING TO

227. MY NIFTY LITTLE THEORY OF

228. RELATIVITY, ALL HE HAS TO DO

229. IS —

230. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GO BACK

231. IN TIME, FIND A YOUNG ME, AND

232. KIDNAP HIM TO...

233. YES, USE HIS YOUNG BODY TO

234. PUT YOUR CURRENT BRAIN INTO.

235. YEAH. HA!

236. HEY, HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS GONNA

237. SAY THAT?

238. WHAT ELSE WOULD ONE DO WITH

239. SOMEONE'S YOUNGER VERSION OF

240. THEMSELVES?

241. GOD, I HATE YOU

242. MORE THAN ANYTHING, YOU UGLY,

243. BALD —

244. CAN I TAG ALONG?

245. COULDN'T HURT, HAVING AN

246. EINSTEIN ALONG.

247. AND I'M A GOOD ONE, TOO.

248. AREN'T YOU COMING, LAWRENCE?

249. NO, I'M JUST GONNA SIT HERE

250. AND DRINK MY TROUBLES AWAY.

251. THAT GUY'S A REAL

252. THOMAS EDISON.

253. EDISON?

254. OH, IS THAT THE TERM EINSTEIN

255. USES FOR "DUMMY"?

256. MM-HMM — BELIEVE ME, I'VE

257. GOT A MILLION OF THEM.

258. COPERNICUS, HIPPOCRATES,

259. NOSTRA-DUMBASS.

260. HA HA HA.

261. I LIKE THAT LAST ONE.

262. THANKS FOR COMING ALONG, ALBERT.

263. I COULDN'T DO THE KIDNAPPING ON

264. MY OWN.

265. WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?

266. I'M NOT GONNA HELP WITH ANY

267. KIDNAPPING!

268. OH, COME ON!

269. NO. NO WAY, JOSE.

270. ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS BASH HIS

271. HEAD IN.

272. ALL RIGHT.

273. YAY!

274. OHH, LOOK AT ME OVER THERE.

275. WE CAME BACK TOO FAR.

276. I CAN'T PUT MY BRAIN IN THAT.

277. WHOOPSIE!

278. CUT!

279. SORRY. RONNY TRIPPED A LITTLE.

280. L-LET'S TAKE IT AGAIN.

281. OHH, SON OF A BITCH!

282. YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK, CAN YOU,

283. YOU MORON?

284. SORRY, MR. GRIFFITH.

285. HI.

286. UM, HI.

287. DO YOU WANT MY AUTOGRAPH OR

288. SOMETHING?

289. UH, SURE.

290. UH, HERE, SIGN MY, UH...

291. I CAN SIGN YOUR BALDNESS.

292. YEAH, WHY NOT?

293. NOT GONNA BE USING IT MUCH

294. LONGER, ANYWAY.

295. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

296. RON — UH, EE — ER, ALD.

297. RONNYALD?

298. RONALD. RONALD.

299. OH, THAT'S KIND OF LIKE MY

300. NAME, ONLY OLDER AND UGLIER.

301. YEAH, WELL, I GOT TO LIVE

302. WITH IT.

303. YEAH, 'CAUSE IT'S ON YOUR

304. BALDNESS.

305. THANKS.

306. DO WE BASH HIS HEAD IN NOW?

307. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

308. I REALLY WANTED TO NOW.

309. HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

310. NOTHING. YOU WOULDN'T GET IT.

311. IT'S, UH, IT'S GROWN-UP JUNK.

312. OKAY, I'M YOU FROM THE

313. FUTURE, AND WE WERE TALKING

314. ABOUT KILLING YOU AND PUTTING MY

315. OLD BRAIN INTO YOUR LITTLE BODY.

316. NEAT!

317. NO, IT'S NOT NEAT.

318. YOU'D BE DEAD, AND THAT WOULD

319. STINK.

320. SO I'M GETTING THE TEENAGED ME

321. INSTEAD. SEE YOU LATER.

322. CAN I COME ALONG?

323. NO, YOU CAN'T COME ALONG.

324. THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

325. SURE, IT'S MY BUSINESS.

326. IT MIGHT BE THE YOUNGER YOU

327. THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS TO, BUT

328. IT'S STILL THE OLDER ME.

329. THAT'S MY FUTURE YOU'RE TOYING

330. WITH, BUDDY.

331. HE'S NOT SO WRONG.

332. YEAH, TECHNICALLY.

333. OKAY, FINE, YOU CAN COME ALONG.

334. BUT STAY OUT OF THE WAY, WILL

335. YOU?

336. OH, BOY!

337. IT'S ALIVE!

338. ALIVE!

339. MNYAH!

340. YGOR!

341. SORRY.

342. NOW WHERE AM I GOING TO FIND

343. MORE OF HIS DNA?

344. OH, HERE!

345. YOU'VE BEEN

346. HANGING ON TO THIS CRUD THE

347. WHOLE TIME?

348. DON'T CALL IT CRUD.

349. I'VE GROWN ATTACHED TO THE

350. LITTLE FELLOW.

351. WOW. LOOK AT ME.

352. SO YOUNG AND...

353. PRETTY.

354. WHOA!

355. IS THAT ME IN THE JACKET?

356. NO. THE GIRL HE'S DANCING

357. WITH IS YOU.

358. I MEAN, ME.

359. UM, WE.

360. I TURN INTO A GIRL?

361. NO, NO.

362. WE'RE ON THE "HAPPY DAYS" SET.

363. WHAT'S "HAPPY DAYS"?

364. IT'S A SITCOM ABOUT THE '50s.

365. YOU MEAN I COME FROM THE

366. PRESENT DAY IN THE '60s TO

367. THE FUTURE OF THE '70s, AND THE

368. TEENAGED ME IS PRETENDING HE'S

369. IN THE PAST OF THE '50s?

370. DRESSED LIKE A GIRL?

371. YES, AND ALL THAT IS THE

372. LEAST CRAZY THING THAT'S

373. HAPPENING.

374. CUT!

375. NO KIDDING.

376. AND NOT EVEN GETTING INTO THE

377. FACT THAT THE '50s NEVER LOOKED

378. LIKE THIS, THE WHOLE PHYSICAL

379. PHENOMENON OF TRAVELING —

380. OOH, HERE I COME!

381. BOY, I CAN'T GET A WORD IN

382. EDGEWISE WITH YOU.

383. RON!

384. SORRY, NO TIME FOR AUTO—

385. HEY! LITTLE RONNY HOWARD!

386. I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALL GROWN U—

387. WHAT'S GOING ON?

388. BREAKIN' THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!

389. I KNOW. THIS IS WEIRD.

390. AND YOU.

391. ARE WE RELATED?

392. WELL, KIND OF.

393. I'M YOU.

394. LET'S GO TALK IN MY DRESSING

395. ROOM.

396. YOU TWO WAIT OUT HERE.

397. BUT WHY?

398. YEAH. THIS IS THE MONEY SHOT.

399. OUT!

400. SO...

401. HELLO.

402. WHAT'S GOING ON?

403. NO, NO. LEAVE IT ON.

404. I MEAN, I'M A DIRECTOR.

405. I KNOW WHAT A BOTHER IT IS TO

406. DEAL WITH HAIR AND MAKEUP.

407. I WON'T BE LONG.

408. I NEED YOU.

409. YOUR YOUTH.

410. IT'S ALL

411. QUITE ATTRACTIVE.

412. UH-HUH.

413. I DON'T FOLLOW... I HOPE.

414. OH, I THINK YOU DO.

415. MASTURBATING MIRRORS?

416. OH.

417. WAIT. NO.

418. UH. NO! DON'T! UH!

419. NO!

420. I'M NOT GAY!

421. THIS IS MORE THAN GAY!

422. WHAT AM I DOING IN THERE WITH

423. ME?

424. PROBABLY NOTHING.

425. THAT WAS THE MOST...

426. NARCISSISTIC THING I'VE EVER

427. EXPERIENCED.

428. OH, MY GOD!

429. WHAT'S THE MATTER, BUDDY?

430. GUILT FINALLY SINKING IN?

431. YEAH.

432. REPRESSED GUILT...

433. FROM MY TEENAGE YEARS...

434. WHEN I WAS... MOLESTED...

435. BY ME...

436. JUST NOW!

437. YOU ACTUALLY ENJOYED IT!

438. OH... MY... GOD.

439. YOU'RE RIGHT.

440. I'M AWFUL!

441. AND DIRTY!

442. OOH!

443. IT FEELS GOOD TO FINALLY GET

444. THAT ALL OUT.

445. I'VE BEEN CARRYING THAT AROUND

446. INSIDE ME FOR —

447. WELL, FOR ONLY TWO MINUTES,

448. ACTUALLY, BUT IT FEELS LIKE

449. DECADES!

450. UH-OH.

451. WHAT?

452. LOOK.

453. AND SO IT WAS THAT, BY THE

454. OLDER RON HOWARD CARNALLY

455. VIOLATING THE YOUNGER

456. RON HOWARD, THE FABRIC OF THE

457. COSMOS HAD TORN AND UPSET

458. THE TIME/SPACE CONTINUUM,

459. RESULTING IN THEIR OWN PERSONAL

460. VAST UNIVERSE OF INFINITE,

461. VARIED-AGED-BY-MICROSECOND

462. RON HOWARDS, WHO HAVE EXISTED,

463. AND WILL ALWAYS EXIST, IN THE

464. VAST OCEAN OF CHRONOLOGY —

465. YEAH, WHATEVER.

466. GO AHEAD. INTERRUPT ME AGAIN.

467. I DON'T NEED IT

468. EXPLAINED.

469. OKAY, WHATEVER.

470. I GUESS I'LL GO JUMP IN THE

471. LAKE, THEN.

472. HOW 'BOUT THAT?

473. GEEZ, THAT

474. GUY'S A REAL THOMAS EDISON.

475. RONNY, MY BABY.

476. HOW I LOVED YOU SO.

477. I PUT MY ARMS AROUND YOU.

478. AND WOULDN'T LET YOU GO.

479. DON'T YOU SEE?

480. YOU'RE THE ME I COULDN'T BEGIN

481. TO POSSESS.

482. UNLESS I SPLIT A HOLE IN

483. TIME.

484. AND SHOVED IT INTO YOUR PARTY

485. DRESS.