Mary Shelley's Frankenhole 1x1

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Andy Dick as Jesus Christ (voice)

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1. HE'S ALIVE.

2. ALIVE!

3. AGAIN!

4. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

5. YOU ARE

6. MICHAEL JACKSON, ALIVE AGAIN!

7. INTERESTING PLACE.

8. OH. WHAT'S THAT?

9. IT'S A

10. WEREWOLF-SKIN RUG.

11. IT'S SO THREADBARE.

12. SIMPLY AN EYESORE.

13. OH, MY!

14. INTERESTING!

15. I LOVE INTERESTING THINGS!

16. UH, SPEAKING OF

17. INTERESTING...

18. DAD! IT'S ME, BRA! BLANKET!

19. I'M THE ONE WHO DID THIS

20. KICK-ASS THING FOR YOU, BRA!

21. YEAH, BABY!

22. WHAT?

23. YOU SEE, YOUR

24. SON BROUGHT YOUR CRYOGENICALLY

25. FROZEN BODY HERE TO MY SPOOKY

26. LABORATORY TO REVIVE YOU SOME 30

27. YEARS AFTER YOUR DEATH.

28. HIGH FIVE!

29. DR. POLIDORI

30. AND I WILL LEAVE YOU TWO TO

31. CATCH UP.

32. DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN', BRA!

33. AH, IT'S NICE

34. TO REUNITE FAMILY, ISN'T IT,

35. POLIDORI?

36. DARE I SENSE SOME

37. ICKY SENSITIVITY?

38. WELL, MY FATHER

39. AND I HAVE SOME UNSPOKEN ISSUES.

40. HE'S RIGHT HERE.

41. LET'S GO SAY "HOWDY."

42. UH... ALL RIGHT.

43. HOW'S MY HAIR?

44. YOU LOOK GREAT.

45. YEAH, SO I'M, LIKE, ROCKING

46. THE STOCK MARKET 24/7, DUDE, 5

47. DAYS A WEEK.

48. THEN ITS T.G.I.F., BRO.

49. ON STEROIDS.

50. LONG ISLAND ICED TEAS — HERE I

51. COME, DUDE!

52. HEY, BUT THAT'S ME, DUDE, YOU

53. KNOW?

54. OFF THE HOOK 24/7. CHECK IT.

55. I'VE GOT PIERCINGS.

56. I GOT A NECK TAT.

57. LOOK AT MY NECK TAT.

58. OH, AND NOT JUST ONE FERRET.

59. I GOT A SECOND FERRET AT HOME

60. WITH A NECK TAT!

61. I'M, LIKE, KIND OF A QUIRKY

62. DUDE, YOU KNOW?

63. I'M THE SON OF MICHAEL.

64. STRANGELY WEIRD, YOU KNOW?

65. BUT — BUT IT'S GOOD.

66. IT'S ALL GOOD.

67. IT'S GOOD. IT'S ALL GOOD.

68. UH-HUH.

69. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING,

70. BRO?

71. PEOPLE GOT TO DEAL, YOU KNOW?

72. LIKE, "WHAT'S THIS GUY —

73. WHAT'S THIS GUY THINKIN'?"

74. YOU KNOW, "WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH

75. THIS DUDE?"

76. I'M THINKING, "T.G.I.F., BRA!"

77. LONG ISLAND ICED TEAS!

78. ON STEROIDS.

79. DEAL WITH — DEAL WITH THAT.

80. DEAL WITH THAT.

81. AND THAT!

82. AND THAT!

83. AND... THIS!

84. NO, VICTOR! DON'T!

85. I MEAN, HE CAN'T EVEN FEEL IT.

86. OOH, LET'S BRING HIM TO LIFE

87. FIRST!

88. I CAN'T,

89. POLIDORI.

90. REALLY?

91. YES, I TOTALLY HAVE FETISHES,

92. DUDE!

93. LIKE, OKAY, FOR ONE, I'M TOTALLY

94. INTO THE LADIES, BRO!

95. KIND OF WEIRD, I KNOW, BUT, HEY,

96. MAN, DEAL WITH IT.

97. UH-HUH.

98. JUST LAY THEM DOWN ON THEIR

99. BACKS AND HAVE MUCHO SLOPPY

100. MISSIONARY WITH THEM, MAN.

101. I KNOW. THAT'S ME, DUDE.

102. I AM MESSED UP!

103. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

104. I TRIED TO DO EVERYTHING WRONG.

105. I DRAPED A BLANKET OVER YOUR

106. FACE, AND I HUNG YOU FROM A

107. BALCONY.

108. I EVEN CALLED YOU

109. PRINCE MICHAEL JACKSON II.

110. AFTER YOUR BROTHER!

111. AND YOU STILL CAME OUT...

112. NORMAL.

113. EVEN BEYOND THE

114. BLACK CURTAIN, HE HAD TO HAVE

115. THE LAST WORD!

116. YOU SEE, MY FATHER'S DYING

117. ORDER, UPON HIS VERY DEATH BED,

118. WAS THAT I SHOULD NEVER BRING

119. HIM BACK TO LIFE.

120. BLASTED COFFIN JOCKEY.

121. WELL, LET'S GO

122. SEE HOW THE OTHER REUNION IS

123. GOING.

124. GAAH!

125. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

126. NOTHIN', BRA.

127. HE — HE JUST DROPPED.

128. PROFESSOR,

129. WHAT WAS THE CAUSE OF DEATH?

130. SUDDEN, VIOLENT

131. BOREDOM.

132. MY BAD.

133. OKAY. GET THIS.

134. WHAT DID MY DAD ALWAYS WANT, BUT

135. COULD NEVER GET HIS MITTS ON?

136. OOH!

137. I KNOW THE ANSWER!

138. PICK ME, PLEASE, SIR!

139. PLEASE, PLEASE! PICK ME!

140. YEAH, YOU. WHAT?

141. DON'T CARE.

142. WRONG.

143. THE ELEPHANT MAN'S BONES!

144. BUT I GOT 'EM, BRAHEIM!

145. NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS MIX MY

146. DAD'S BODY WITH THESE BAD BOYS,

147. AND HE'LL LOVE ME BECAUSE I'LL

148. BE REALLY INTERESTING BY DOING

149. THIS TOTALLY INTERESTING THING

150. TO HIM!

151. I'LL BE DA MAN!

152. ALL RIGHT.

153. GIVE ME THE BONES.

154. YGOR!

155. YES, MASTER?

156. PUT

157. MICHAEL JACKSON'S BODY AND THESE

158. BONES INTO THE DNA MERGER AND

159. SET IT ON SIX.

160. THEN PRESS START, WAIT 30

161. SECONDS, AND HE'LL BE DONE.

162. YOU GOT

163. IT!

164. SORRY ABOUT THE

165. WAIT.

166. MAYBE WE CAN USE THIS TIME AND

167. HAVE A LITTLE TALK.

168. I LOVE GABBING, BRO.

169. OH, DEAR.

170. THIS IS MY CUE TO LEAVE.

171. NICE TO MEET "CHA."

172. BLANKET, I

173. DON'T KNOW IF MAKING YOUR FATHER

174. EVEN WEIRDER IS ENOUGH TO MAKE

175. HIM LOVE YOU.

176. YOU MAY NEED TO CHANGE YOURSELF,

177. YOUR PERSONALITY.

178. OH, RIGHT. LIKE A PET SNAKE

179. WITH A NECK TAT.

180. IT'S SOMETHING

181. I NEVER DID WITH MY FATHER, AND

182. I REGRET IT TO THIS DAY.

183. YOU DO?

184. YEAH —

185. IT'S READY!

186. RAD!

187. WAIT!

188. I WASN'T DONE TALKING...

189. NO! DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!

190. KIND OF TOO LATE.

191. HMM.

192. CURIOUS LITTLE BUGGER, AREN'T

193. YOU?

194. UH-HUH. HEY.

195. WHO'S THAT INTERESTING GUY IN

196. THE MIRROR?

197. THAT'S YOU, BRA!

198. SEE, I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE —

199. I'LL HANDLE

200. THIS.

201. OOPS. MY BAD.

202. YOU SEE, I

203. SCIENTIFICALLY FUSED POP IDOL

204. MICHAEL JACKSON AND HIDEOUS

205. FREAK JOHN MERRICK TO MAKE

206. WHATEVER YOU ARE.

207. YOU DID THIS?

208. ALL BY MY

209. LONESOME!

210. BUT —

211. INTERESTING!

212. REMEMBER ME?

213. I TOTALLY COUGHED UP THE DINERO

214. FOR THE BONES, DUDE.

215. I REMEMBER YOU FROM ONE OF MY

216. PAST MEMORIES.

217. YUCK!

218. I BET YOU COULD WIPE THAT MEMORY

219. AWAY, CAN'T YOU?

220. LICKITY-SPLIT!

221. WOW! YOU'RE GREAT!

222. HASTA LA VISTA.

223. ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

224. ECH!

225. WHAT A CHILD!

226. EW. I HATE CHILDREN.

227. BUT I THOUGHT

228. THE MICHAEL JACKSON PART OF YOU

229. WAS INFAMOUS FOR ENJOYING THE

230. COMPANY OF THE AWKWARDLY

231. YOUTHFUL.

232. WELL, THAT PART OF ME USED TO

233. LIKE HOW WEIRD AND INTERESTING

234. IT MADE ME SEEM TO HANG OUT WITH

235. LITTLE KIDS.

236. BUT ON THEIR OWN, THEY'RE

237. BORING.

238. WELL, THAT'S

239. QUITE IRONIC BECAUSE EVER SINCE

240. I WAS A LITTLE BOY, MY FATHER

241. FOUND ME TOO INTERESTING.

242. OH... I WOULD HAVE NURTURED

243. THAT INTERESTINGNESS.

244. FOR A MOMENT, I

245. CONSIDERED BEING MORE BORING —

246. NOT EXPERIMENTING ON LIVE

247. ANIMALS AND NEVER INVENTING LIPS

248. FOR YOUR EARLOBES OR ANYTHING

249. LIKE THAT, BUT I JUST COULDN'T

250. HELP IT!

251. I WISH I HAD A SON JUST LIKE

252. YOU.

253. YOU...

254. ARE INTERESTED IN MY WORK?

255. OOH! VERY!

256. WELL... THANK

257. YOU, MR...?

258. CALL ME "DAD."

259. THANK YOU.

260. DAD?

261. TICKLE, TICKLE.

262. NO! NO!

263. AW. LOOK AT YOU!

264. TICKLE?

265. OH! THANK YOU!

266. I NEEDED THIS.

267. OH, ELIZABETH!

268. HEY, YOU WANT TO HAVE A

269. THREESOME WITH US, HUH?

270. LET'S MAKE LEMONS OUT OF THIS

271. LEMONADE.

272. HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.

273. SCRAM.

274. OKAY.

275. CATCH YA LATER!

276. YOU DONUT.

277. HEY, HEY, BRA!

278. WAZZUP?

279. AH!

280. THE WET BLANKET.

281. HEY, SO, WHO WAS THAT WEIRD

282. BAT GUY?

283. THE WORLD'S MOST

284. NEGLIGIBLE BACHELOR,

285. "DRAC-YOU-UH-LA."

286. OH.

287. I WANT TO BE DRACULA!

288. THEN MY DAD WOULD TOTALLY FIND

289. ME INTERESTING.

290. LOOK, IF YOU'RE

291. GOING TO WINDOW SHOP FOR A NEW

292. PERSONALITY, HAVE A SEAT.

293. THIS PLACE IS SIMPLY CRAWLING

294. WITH OPTIONS.

295. COOL!

296. I'LL MULL IT OVER A LONG ISLAND

297. ICED TEA.

298. AND I'LL HAVE

299. THE USUAL.

300. WHAT'S YOUR POISON,

301. BRAHEIMERSON?

302. FUNNY YOU SHOULD

303. ASK.

304. MMM. DELICIOUS.

305. BEING AN IMMORTAL, IT'S THE ONLY

306. THING WITH ANY KIND OF KICK TO

307. IT.

308. HARDCORE!

309. AW, I WISH I HAD AN INTERESTING

310. THING, LIKE BEING IMMORTAL AND

311. DRINKING POISON OR SOMETHING.

312. PARDON ME.

313. NO WORRIES.

314. I'M BLANKET JACKSON.

315. DR. HENRY JEKYLL.

316. CAN I BUY YOU A ROUND?

317. NO NEED. I'VE BROUGHT MY OWN.

318. WHOA! GNARLY!

319. HEY! HOW DO I BECOME A

320. DR. JEKYLL?

321. BY COMING OUT OF

322. HIS MOTHER'S VAGINA AND FOUR

323. YEARS OF MED SCHOOL.

324. YEAH, YEAH.

325. BUT HE JUST DRANK SOMETHING AND

326. TURNED INTO A FREAK-OUT KING.

327. CAN YOU WHIP UP SOME OF THAT FOR

328. ME?

329. WELL, IT'S

330. PAINFULLY PEDESTRIAN, BUT IF IT

331. WILL KEEP YOU OUT OF OUR HAIR...

332. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! COME ON!

333. LET'S GO! MY DAD'LL LOVE IT!

334. MY DADDY NEVER

335. WANTED TO PLAY "DRESS UP" WITH

336. ME!

337. DRESS UP IS FUN!

338. WHY MUST I BE DRAGGED THROUGH

339. THIS HUMILIATION?

340. NO WHAT?

341. HOW ABOUT HIS

342. HEAD ON A LITTLE BOY'S BODY?

343. WELL, HELLO!

344. OH, DADDY, I'M-A MADE OF FISH

345. TODAY!

346. I TOOK THE

347. LIBERTY OF KIDNAPPING MY SON

348. FROM THE PAST WHEN HE WAS 6.

349. NOW, HOLD STILL.

350. I'M A-HOLIN' RE-E-E-E-AL...

351. STILL...

352. DAD!

353. OH, NO! THAT!

354. BLANKET, GO

355. AWAY!

356. BUT, DAD, I FIGURED OUT HOW

357. YOU CAN LOVE ME, BRA.

358. OH! MAKE IT STOP!

359. QUIT TALKING!

360. YOU'RE UPSETTING DAD!

361. WHAT'S BEEN GOING

362. ON IN HERE?

363. YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

364. LOOK, HE

365. DOESN'T LOVE YOU AND NEVER WILL.

366. YOU'LL ALWAYS BE UNINTERESTING,

367. NO MATTER WHO OR WHAT YOU ARE!

368. POPS, BRA!

369. OOH! WHOA! MY BAD! WHOA!

370. NO! DADDY!

371. WHAT'S THIS?

372. DAD, WE'RE TOGETHER!

373. FOR ETERNITY?

374. THIS IS AWESOME!

375. THIS IS AWFUL!

376. I-I LOVE Y—

377. OW!

378. I HATE YOU.

379. WAIT! STOP HITTING!

380. OW!

381. GET AWAY FROM ME!

382. I LOVE US!

383. OW!

384. I HATE US!

385. WHOA!

386. OW! THAT HURT!

387. IN AN INTERESTING WAY!

388. YEAH, INTERESTING!

389. SHUT UP!

390. OH...

391. UH-OH!

392. WHEEEEEEEEE!

393. WELL, AT LEAST WE

394. GOT A NEW RUG OUT OF THIS.

395. YES, I'M GLAD

396. YOU'RE HAPPY!

397. WHERE ARE YOU

398. GOING?

399. TO DO SOMETHING

400. I SHOULD HAVE DONE LONG AGO.

401. VICTOR, MY SON, I HAVE ONE

402. LAST REQUEST.

403. YES, FATHER?

404. NEVER BRING ME BACK TO LIFE!

405. DON'T WORRY!

406. I WON'T!

407. OH!

408. HA HA!