1. Whoa!
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science class field trip, Coach,
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our pedagogical objectives here?
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4. Well, see, they added "art" to STEM,
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to do right by you kids,
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8. Ah, you're doing great, Coach.
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9. I heard this new crystal exhibit
is going to be amazing!
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11. is going to be amazing.
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12. "Exhibit" is the verb,
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signs of annoyance.
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18. That's Dr. Stern. Dr. Stern.
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19. I have a PhD.
I have six PhDs, actually.
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21. Anand, that's you in the future
if you're not careful.
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22. Oh, I wish!
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23. Welcome to the National Art
Institute of New York.
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24. Today I shall endeavor to cultivate
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25. some semblance of art appreciation.
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26. And I'd appreciate it
if you'd all follow my rules.
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27. No phones, no pictures, no yo-yo's.
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Don't look at the art too long.
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- I guess.
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35. no talking to our annual pass patrons.
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36. Mr. Dinosaur is a true art aficionado.
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37. Do not disturb him.
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38. What an incredible, undeserved honor
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39. for your young eyes to see,
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40. the first time this object
has ever been on display.
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41. Hailing from the Indian state
of Karnataka,
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42. may I present... the Crystal of Karwar.
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43. - Ooh!
- Wow!
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45. - No video!
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was likely used
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in Karnataka.
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that crystal is from there.
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54. - As I'm sure you know...
- I probably do.
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is determined by the elements
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57. Based on the flora of Karnataka,
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58. a crystal of that color
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59. - would not be possible.
- Well, now...
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60. Exactly how did the museum
get this crystal, anyway?
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the correct provenance?
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62. Add to the rule list,
no questioning provenance or—
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63. I mean, look at these runes.
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64. Do they look like they're based
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66. I'm sorry, do you have
a PhD in Linguistics? No?
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67. Well, new rule, only PhDs
get to talk today, children.
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68. Now, on to the Contemporary Art gallery!
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69. Now!
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71. Is that...
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72. Kree?
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73. - S'up, Earthling?
- Uh, hey there, Marvin.
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74. - You got a sec?
- Uh, I'm in P.E. class now,
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75. death moat obstacle course,
but, yeah, hit me!
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77. do you know what this is?
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80. You— you have to get it out of there!
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- The Crystal of Korath
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86. and to amuse my father.
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87. When exposed to the light of any star,
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88. in your case, the sun,
it starts to activate.
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89. And when exposed to direct sunlight...
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90. Whoa! I'm talking whirlwind storms,
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92. what kind of damage it'll cause on Earth.
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93. - Uh...
- How attached are you
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95. Um, very!
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96. I'll be there as soon as I can.
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97. But in the meantime,
you've gotta get it out of there!
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98. Put it in your Boom Locker
ASAP or—
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99. No cell phones in the museum!
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about the crystal.
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102. It's mega-dangerous!
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103. Dangerous... ly fascinating, maybe.
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106. No, seriously,
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108. the crystal's gonna cause storms,
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110. This cell phone
could cause utter devastation,
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111. radio waves jostling the art.
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112. - I won't have it!
- No, I'll just—
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113. - I'll put it back in my bag!
- That bulky thing?
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114. You're going to knock into
a Ming Dynasty porcelain vase.
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115. Devil! Get in here!
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116. Ah, come on, brain, do your thing.
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117. Gotta nab this crystal, but how?
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118. No Devil, no Moon Girl gear...
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119. No problem.
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120. Y'all. Anand was right about the crystal.
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121. - Yes!
- I looked into it.
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122. And let's just say,
it doesn't belong here,
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123. and could cause some major
pain-in-the-astronomical damage.
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124. No!
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125. We need to get that crystal
out of here like yesterday!
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127. No, no, no, no, no.
We're just relocating an artifact.
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128. Yeah, that's a heist.
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129. Don't toy with my emotions
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130. because I have been waiting for this day!
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131. I have seen literally
every heist movie ever made.
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132. Whoa, hold on.
Shouldn't we tell an adult?
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133. Let them handle it?
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134. I tried that. Dr. Stern didn't believe me.
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135. Plus, we just don't have time.
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136. But we're just kids.
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137. True, we're just kids,
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140. when they put those brains together.
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141. Come on, who wants
to save Manhattan today?
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the crystal's exposed to sunlight,
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145. until the point of direct contact
and then...
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146. Manhattan's sunk. Literally.
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147. We need to get another look
at that gallery ASAP.
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148. I got you. Stern said no phones,
not no watches.
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149. We just need to calculate
the path of the sun,
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150. factoring in the angle of the skylight
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152. to determine the point
of direct sunlight...
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is 3/4 of an inch thick...
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156. 3:00!
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157. Oof. Cecilia. Any thoughts
on getting past security?
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158. All my thoughts
are about getting past security.
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159. For your consideration,
one foolproof heist
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161. - Whoa.
- Whoa.
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162. Nice work, Cecilia.
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163. Hello. Lunch is over, children.
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small minds, resumed.
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the internal organs
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into these ceremonial...
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168. Step one:
Get into the security room
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on a loop.
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at precisely 2:15.
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innocent children's snack?
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173. The infrared lights can't read
the red of the fruit roll,
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before I was rudely interrupted.
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bouncing around the curve,
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from the display case.
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191. What?
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192. Uhh...
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the guard far away enough,
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195. Hey, Dani, you got eyes
on the crystal?
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till someone can take a look?
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I'm afraid,
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We wait until the guards
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on their regular loop,
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off our tail?
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Let's roll, ladies.
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- What?
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I'm the muscle.
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the crystal was bad news.
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Everyone else had a thing.
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214. - I can't do this! Abort mission!
- What?
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but I don't!
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what if we just left the crystal here?
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if we don't do this.
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it's because of things you knew
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even when the adults don't.
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- Yeah, I do.
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- Aah!
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two steps ahead of you.
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for your teacher.
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no sitting too loudly.
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I know you don't believe us,
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to do the right thing.
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You are all going down for this.
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277. Ah, nah, not my team.
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to cultivate my small mind.
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But I know they took it.
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what, what, what?
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the crystal was dangerous
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would happen at 3:00 p.m.!
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What did you call it?
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I— Look, I—
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the whole story of what went down.
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chargers, whatever you got.
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My mom will end me.
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more than three steps.
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for the line of work, man.
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and, well,
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I knew you could do it.
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324. Of course I could.
I am a super genius, you know.
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you're pretty super overall.
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331. What?
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"Well, we're just kids.
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to be a Kid Kree.
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a legion of demons for it,
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all greasy.
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for getting it back to me.
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