Marvel's Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur 2x9

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Lunella learns that a stolen Kree artifact is about to cause a cataclysmic storm, but when none of the adults believe her, she must swipe it herself.

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1. Whoa!

2. Excited about this science class field trip, Coach,

3. but what exactly are our pedagogical objectives here?

4. Well, see, they added "art" to STEM,

5. so it's STEAM now,

6. and I'm just tryin' to do right by you kids,

7. so here we are!

8. Ah, you're doing great, Coach.

9. I heard this new crystal exhibit is going to be amazing!

10. Uh, you mean you heard the exhibition

11. is going to be amazing.

12. "Exhibit" is the verb,

13. "exhibition" is the noun.

14. Cool. Now I'm exhibiting signs of annoyance.

15. All right, STEAM-ers! Huddle up!

16. Okay, I'm gonna pass the baton

17. over to our guide for the day, Mr. Stern.

18. That's Dr. Stern. Dr. Stern.

19. I have a PhD. I have six PhDs, actually.

20. So it should be...

21. Anand, that's you in the future if you're not careful.

22. Oh, I wish!

23. Welcome to the National Art Institute of New York.

24. Today I shall endeavor to cultivate

25. some semblance of art appreciation.

26. And I'd appreciate it if you'd all follow my rules.

27. No phones, no pictures, no yo-yo's.

28. No touching the art. Don't look at the art too long.

29. You'll wear it out with your eyes.

30. If you must breathe,

31. do it through your nose in short bursts.

32. Ready?

33. - Yeah. - I guess.

34. Please,

35. no talking to our annual pass patrons.

36. Mr. Dinosaur is a true art aficionado.

37. Do not disturb him.

38. What an incredible, undeserved honor

39. for your young eyes to see,

40. the first time this object has ever been on display.

41. Hailing from the Indian state of Karnataka,

42. may I present... the Crystal of Karwar.

43. - Ooh! - Wow!

44. Shh! But yes, "ooh" is correct.

45. - No video! - Wow!

46. Ah!

47. As you can see, the crystal's carvings

48. mirror an Aquarian star pattern.

49. They indicate that this crystal was likely used

50. in a peacekeeping ceremony in Karnataka.

51. With all due respect,

52. my grandparents are from Karnataka,

53. and there's no way that that crystal is from there.

54. - As I'm sure you know... - I probably do.

55. the coloration of crystals is determined by the elements

56. found in a region's soil.

57. Based on the flora of Karnataka,

58. a crystal of that color

59. - would not be possible. - Well, now...

60. Exactly how did the museum get this crystal, anyway?

61. Did it come with the correct provenance?

62. Add to the rule list, no questioning provenance or—

63. I mean, look at these runes.

64. Do they look like they're based

65. in Indo-Aryan language structures?

66. I'm sorry, do you have a PhD in Linguistics? No?

67. Well, new rule, only PhDs get to talk today, children.

68. Now, on to the Contemporary Art gallery!

69. Now!

70. Hmm?

71. Is that...

72. Kree?

73. - S'up, Earthling? - Uh, hey there, Marvin.

74. - You got a sec? - Uh, I'm in P.E. class now,

75. death moat obstacle course, but, yeah, hit me!

76. Okay, so, I'm at a museum, and...

77. do you know what this is?

78. The Crystal of Korath!

79. What are they doing with that?

80. You— you have to get it out of there!

81. - Why? - The Crystal of Korath

82. is the most sacred part of Bloodvember,

83. the Kree Festival of Battle.

84. It creates brutal battle conditions

85. to challenge warrior contestants,

86. and to amuse my father.

87. When exposed to the light of any star,

88. in your case, the sun, it starts to activate.

89. And when exposed to direct sunlight...

90. Whoa! I'm talking whirlwind storms,

91. sulfuric rains, and who knows

92. what kind of damage it'll cause on Earth.

93. - Uh... - How attached are you

94. to the island of Manhattan?

95. Um, very!

96. I'll be there as soon as I can.

97. But in the meantime, you've gotta get it out of there!

98. Put it in your Boom Locker ASAP or—

99. No cell phones in the museum!

100. Wait, listen.

101. I was talking to my friend about the crystal.

102. It's mega-dangerous!

103. Dangerous... ly fascinating, maybe.

104. This isn't story time.

105. It is listening-to-me time.

106. No, seriously,

107. if we don't get it out of that display,

108. the crystal's gonna cause storms,

109. winds, utter devastation!

110. This cell phone could cause utter devastation,

111. radio waves jostling the art.

112. - I won't have it! - No, I'll just—

113. - I'll put it back in my bag! - That bulky thing?

114. You're going to knock into a Ming Dynasty porcelain vase.

115. Devil! Get in here!

116. Ah, come on, brain, do your thing.

117. Gotta nab this crystal, but how?

118. No Devil, no Moon Girl gear...

119. No problem.

120. Y'all. Anand was right about the crystal.

121. - Yes! - I looked into it.

122. And let's just say, it doesn't belong here,

123. and could cause some major pain-in-the-astronomical damage.

124. No!

125. We need to get that crystal out of here like yesterday!

126. So... we're planning a heist?

127. No, no, no, no, no. We're just relocating an artifact.

128. Yeah, that's a heist.

129. Don't toy with my emotions

130. because I have been waiting for this day!

131. I have seen literally every heist movie ever made.

132. Whoa, hold on. Shouldn't we tell an adult?

133. Let them handle it?

134. I tried that. Dr. Stern didn't believe me.

135. Plus, we just don't have time.

136. But we're just kids.

137. True, we're just kids,

138. STEM kids with high-powered brains

139. who can do just about anything

140. when they put those brains together.

141. Come on, who wants to save Manhattan today?

142. All right. Stem Club, assemble!

143. So you're saying that the longer the crystal's exposed to sunlight,

144. the worse the weather will get,

145. until the point of direct contact and then...

146. Manhattan's sunk. Literally.

147. We need to get another look at that gallery ASAP.

148. I got you. Stern said no phones, not no watches.

149. We just need to calculate the path of the sun,

150. factoring in the angle of the skylight

151. versus the plexiglass case

152. to determine the point of direct sunlight...

153. Ah, thanks!

154. Okay, assuming the plexiglass is 3/4 of an inch thick...

155. we have until...

156. 3:00!

157. Oof. Cecilia. Any thoughts on getting past security?

158. All my thoughts are about getting past security.

159. For your consideration, one foolproof heist

160. broken down into three easy steps.

161. - Whoa. - Whoa.

162. Nice work, Cecilia.

163. Hello. Lunch is over, children.

164. Unrewarding task of shaping small minds, resumed.

165. It's go time.

166. In the mummification process, the internal organs

167. were removed and then put into these ceremonial...

168. Step one: Get into the security room

169. and put the crystal gallery monitors on a loop.

170. The guards change shifts at precisely 2:15.

171. Strawberry fruit leather, innocent children's snack?

172. Or tool for espionage? Oop.

173. The infrared lights can't read the red of the fruit roll,

174. so it'll just bounce back the oils

175. from the last person's fingerprint.

176. Then I download the CliqClaq video

177. I got of the Crystal of Karwar before I was rudely interrupted.

178. New guard's around the corner!

179. Come on, come on, come on!

180. Step one, check.

181. Step two: Trick the guards

182. into disabling the curtain alarm

183. that protects the crystal.

184. Game on! Literally.

185. The level up music from my game

186. is the same frequency as the alarm.

187. And the acoustics of the arches

188. send the sound waves bouncing around the curve,

189. making it sound like it's coming from the display case.

190. Huh?

191. What?

192. Uhh...

193. If we can get the guard far away enough,

194. he won't want to run back.

195. Hey, Dani, you got eyes on the crystal?

196. The alarm keeps going off.

197. All good here, Donny.

198. Can you just turn it off till someone can take a look?

199. Not exactly standard procedure, I'm afraid,

200. but... tough stuff.

201. Whoo-hoo!

202. Step two, check.

203. Step three. We wait until the guards

204. walk away from the gallery on their regular loop,

205. then we swoop in!

206. Y'all keep Stern off our tail?

207. Too easy, Cap. Let's roll, ladies.

208. - I got this! - What?

209. No, I— I got this. I'm the muscle.

210. I'm the one who knew the crystal was bad news.

211. C'mon, please. Everyone else had a thing.

212. Okay, Anand, you're the muscle.

213. Yeah! Nothin' gonna stop us now.

214. - I can't do this! Abort mission! - What?

215. What's going on? We have, like,

216. 12 minutes till direct sunlight,

217. and then goodbye NYC.

218. I can't do this! Time to give up!

219. You can be the muscle, whatever.

220. I know I act like I know everything, but I don't!

221. I'm just a kid. I mean, what if we just left the crystal here?

222. Is that so bad?

223. I can't do this.

224. I can't do this, I can't do this.

225. Look, something very real

226. and very bad will happen if we don't do this.

227. Just because we're kids, you know, it doesn't mean

228. we can't do something really important.

229. Like you said, it's because of things you knew

230. that got us here, Anand.

231. It's like my grandma once told me...

232. The bird doesn't need to trust the branch

233. when it trusts its own wings.

234. What does that even mean?

235. It means you need to trust yourself.

236. Believe in yourself, even when the adults don't.

237. And for what it's worth, I believe in you.

238. - You do? - Yeah, I do.

239. Now go, Anand, and be the muscle.

240. Ahem!

241. - What are you—? - Aah!

242. I assumed "don't steal the art"

243. went without saying.

244. Big yikes. But all heists hit a snag.

245. We'll just call this step 3.5.

246. Operation Chaos.

247. Whew!

248. Aah!

249. Whoo!

250. Aah!

251. Ha! You kids really thought

252. you could take the Crystal of Karwar?

253. Remember, I am always two steps ahead of you.

254. You can sit in the security break room upstairs

255. while I look for your teacher.

256. No touching anything, no sitting too loudly.

257. How clean are your hands?

258. I guess we'll take the stairs.

259. Will we, though?

260. Oh. Right. Well, um... Hmm...

261. I'll just meet you up there, boss.

262. Look, I know you don't believe us,

263. but that crystal is from not India,

264. and we're just trying to do the right thing.

265. No time for your make-believe, children.

266. Hey, you win. You got us.

267. But just 'cause we're kids

268. doesn't mean we don't deserve your respect.

269. We're really smart and capable.

270. And trustworthy.

271. I know you don't think much of us,

272. but weren't you a kid once?

273. I got over it. You are all going down for this.

274. Coach Hrbek.

275. A word.

276. Took the what with the whoosit?

277. Ah, nah, not my team.

278. I'm telling you, they stole the crystal.

279. You think we did what?

280. I have proof!

281. Look!

282. Oh! My art history book?

283. I'm just trying to cultivate my small mind.

284. What? But I— I— But I know they took it.

285. I saw it with my own eyes.

286. Come with me.

287. Hmm!

288. What, what, what, what, what, what?

289. But I— I saw him.

290. You stole it! I know you stole it,

291. you no-good, infantile, foolish little—

292. Hey! Now, hold up there.

293. Nobody yells at my kids like this.

294. Yeah, Stern. What are you thinking?

295. They are liars.

296. They said that the crystal was dangerous

297. and that something terrible would happen at 3:00 p.m.!

298. Oh, that must have been our— What did you call it?

299. Make-believe, I think it was.

300. I— They— You— They— I— Look, I—

301. I know you did something.

302. But... we're just kids.

303. What could we possibly have done?

304. Here's the part of the heist movie

305. where we show you the whole story of what went down.

306. Okay, USB cables, chargers, whatever you got.

307. Retainers, please, and thank you.

308. Please don't break this. My mom will end me.

309. Okay, so there were more than three steps.

310. Boom. Classic heist reveal.

311. Happy to cite my references upon request.

312. No offense, Dr. Stern, but I'm not sure

313. you're qualified for the line of work, man.

314. A lot of children come to museums, and, well,

315. you kind of...

316. "hate" might be a strong word, but—

317. Time for you to go, Dr. Stern.

318. This is my museum.

319. Who's going to explain the exhibits now?

320. Actually, it's exhibition.

321. See ya!

322. Ugh! You crushed it today, fam.

323. Especially you, bud. I knew you could do it.

324. Of course I could. I am a super genius, you know.

325. Mmm... let's say regular genius.

326. But, yeah, you're pretty super overall.

327. And someday I'm gonna have six PhDs.

328. Well, then, I'm-a have seven.

329. I'm thinking eight, actually.

330. Whoo!

331. What?

332. And so then we were like, "Well, we're just kids.

333. What could we possibly have done?"

334. I've never been so proud to be a Kid Kree.

335. Missing Earth pizza, huh?

336. I mean, you can get pizza on Hala,

337. but you usually have to battle a legion of demons for it,

338. and by then, it's usually cold.

339. Anyway, here's the crystal.

340. Oops. Now the Boom Locker's all greasy.

341. Yeah, thanks for getting it back to me.

342. Sounds like it was pretty rough.

343. You're, uh, really something else.

344. Ahem.

345. Well, uh, uh, cool.

346. Thanks for the boom pizza.

347. I mean, the pizza and the boom thing.

348. You too. I— I mean...

349. um...

350. Well...

351. Uh, bye.

352. Bye.