1. All righty, righty, right!Copy !req
2. Let's road trip, people!Copy !req
3. Anyone seen my traveling
seasoning salt?Copy !req
4. I lost the car keys! Again!Copy !req
5. Lu, baby! What's a better title
for the road-trip playlist?Copy !req
6. "This Little Road Of Mine" or...Copy !req
7. What? Lunella?Copy !req
8. Where the devil is she?Copy !req
9. Uh, D! Have you
seen my Inflat-a-butt?Copy !req
10. I tweaked it to work as
a seat cushion for a long drive,Copy !req
11. plus a diaper!Copy !req
12. What's up, Big Guy?Copy !req
13. Oh, come on, D.Copy !req
14. You know you can't come
on a family trip.Copy !req
15. Plus...
you don't want to go, anyway.Copy !req
16. Road trips are nothing
but corny games, lousy food,Copy !req
17. and boring rest stops
with those cheesy keychainsCopy !req
18. that never
have my name or yours.Copy !req
19. Seriously,
that sounds fun to you?Copy !req
20. Look, D, it's just...Copy !req
21. I've been Moon Girl-ing
so much lately, and...Copy !req
22. I have to get in
some quality family time.Copy !req
23. Wha— No, no!Copy !req
24. Of course, you're part
of my family, too.Copy !req
25. We do stuff together
all the time!Copy !req
26. 'Member the parade?
Such a blast!Copy !req
27. Or that time we ate
everyone up during charades!Copy !req
28. Red fox! No?Copy !req
29. Brown bear! No?Copy !req
30. Golden retriever! No?Copy !req
31. How many animals with colors
in their names are there?Copy !req
32. And how could you forget
about our family portrait?Copy !req
33. It's hanging right
between Dr. King and Malcolm!Copy !req
34. Okay, so maybe
it's not perfect.Copy !req
35. But look, introducing you
to my familyCopy !req
36. is some heavy-duty stuff.Copy !req
37. I can't introduce you
without introducing Moon Girl.Copy !req
38. And I'm not ready for that.Copy !req
39. I love you, D. But love can't
live where there's no trust.Copy !req
40. So you gotta trust me
and my timing on this, 'kay?Copy !req
41. Hey, I made you something!Copy !req
42. Introducing the Devil Phone!Copy !req
43. Wireless calls, addictive games,
schedule alerts, and a bomb GPS.Copy !req
44. Thanks, Gladys West!Copy !req
45. Now we can always be in touch.Copy !req
46. And nothing says familyCopy !req
47. like a group chat that nobody
knows how to get out of!Copy !req
48. Ugh! Well, if that's
how you feel, then—Copy !req
49. have a great weekend, I guess!Copy !req
50. Fine!Copy !req
51. Ooh!Copy !req
52. - Experienced babysitter needed.
- Eh?Copy !req
53. Must have good references.Copy !req
54. CPR training a must.Copy !req
55. Whoa!Copy !req
56. Well, I'll be.Copy !req
57. You're Devil Dinosaur!Copy !req
58. - No way!
- I really dig your work!Copy !req
59. No, no, no, no, no.
You're not a distraction.Copy !req
60. Everyone's welcome.Copy !req
61. Get comfy.
Grab a bowl of cereal.Copy !req
62. We're about
to start Trust Circle.Copy !req
63. Action Buddies, round up!Copy !req
64. My name is Redwing,
and I'm an ex-sidekick.Copy !req
65. Hi, Redwing!Copy !req
66. My superhero wouldn't reveal
his real identity to me.Copy !req
67. Didn't even trust me enough
to take off his disguise.Copy !req
68. What if I was partnersCopy !req
69. with someone named
Jerry this whole time?Copy !req
70. Hi, I'm Aragorn,Copy !req
71. and I'm an ex-sidekick.Copy !req
72. Hi, Aragorn!Copy !req
73. My superhero never
let me fly in her plane.Copy !req
74. Would I fit in the seats?
Probably not.Copy !req
75. But she didn't know that!Copy !req
76. Due to an impending lawsuit,Copy !req
77. I have no comment
on my former superhero.Copy !req
78. My ex?Copy !req
79. Well, he's the meanest
of mean,Copy !req
80. the cruelest of cruel.Copy !req
81. Granite the Crusher.Copy !req
82. When ol' Granite retired,Copy !req
83. he planned to do what
every aging superhero doesCopy !req
84. when they've given up,
move to Florida.Copy !req
85. But you know what he
didn't include in his plans?Copy !req
86. Me! I found the rental agreement
in his new spot,Copy !req
87. and there it was...
"No... dogs... allowed"!Copy !req
88. So, I left him before
he could leave me.Copy !req
89. And you... new friend!Copy !req
90. That's right, baby!
Tell us your story.Copy !req
91. She did what? Classic case
of superhero-itis,Copy !req
92. which is exactly
why this group exists.Copy !req
93. Because superheroes
don't treat us like family.Copy !req
94. They treat us like sidekicks.Copy !req
95. Big, strong guy like you,Copy !req
96. I bet your tail alone
is what, one, maybe two tons?Copy !req
97. Hey, I'm gonna call you
Two-Ton from now on,Copy !req
98. if that's cool.Copy !req
99. Two-Ton!Copy !req
100. We will now conclude the meetingCopy !req
101. with a reading
of the ABC mantra.Copy !req
102. You can't spell
"super" without "us"!Copy !req
103. Ohh!Copy !req
104. No way!
Best place to grab a sliceCopy !req
105. is the dollar pizza on Stanton.Copy !req
106. I disagree.
The dollar slice on DelanceyCopy !req
107. has a far superior crust.Copy !req
108. And a public bathroom!Copy !req
109. Since when do you
need a bathroom?Copy !req
110. Hey, Devil! I can smell
how hungry you are.Copy !req
111. You wanna grab a bite?Copy !req
112. Hot dogs
are better than pizza?Copy !req
113. Hmm! You are crazy
for that, Two-Ton!Copy !req
114. Whoa!Copy !req
115. You could fit a whole
city block in the snack aisle!Copy !req
116. Okay "Jennifer,"Lisa,"
and "David," your time to shine.Copy !req
117. No way!Copy !req
118. No way!Copy !req
119. What? What is it, baby girl?Copy !req
120. I don't believe it!
They have, um...Copy !req
121. this.Copy !req
122. Well, look at that. I never
thought I'd see the day.Copy !req
123. Get two, just in case.Copy !req
124. Hmm.Copy !req
125. Mmm! Can't beat
family style, am I right?Copy !req
126. A toast. To Two-Ton!Copy !req
127. Two-Ton!Copy !req
128. Devil, the moment I saw you,Copy !req
129. I knew you were
the "D" the ABC needs.Copy !req
130. And so, we would like
to present you with this.Copy !req
131. Now you can come and go
from the Clubhouse anytime.Copy !req
132. The door is always open
for family.Copy !req
133. Mmm. Aragorn,
I think it's your turn.Copy !req
134. No worries. I'm good for it,Copy !req
135. because I never
leave home without—Copy !req
136. Uh... never mind.Copy !req
137. How long's that been in there?Copy !req
138. Mmm, it's all right, still.Copy !req
139. Not it. I gave all my moneyCopy !req
140. to the those kids
selling candy on the subway.Copy !req
141. Mm-mmm!Copy !req
142. Since when did they start
charging for sparkling water?Copy !req
143. What can I say?
It's tough out thereCopy !req
144. without a super
to support ya.Copy !req
145. So sometimes
we gotta get creative.Copy !req
146. Run for it, team.Copy !req
147. Two-Ton!Copy !req
148. Oh, mmm. Yeah, sorry
about that dine-and-dash.Copy !req
149. Next time, we're checking
wallets before we leave,Copy !req
150. right, Buddies?Copy !req
151. Know what we need right now?Copy !req
152. Family game night!Copy !req
153. We'll start with a nice old
round of How Bad Were They?Copy !req
154. - Ooh!
- I love that one! My fave!Copy !req
155. Oh, it's basically a contestCopy !req
156. to see whose ex-super
was the worst.Copy !req
157. You'll love it.Copy !req
158. My ex-super was so bad...Copy !req
159. How bad were they?Copy !req
160. They were so bad,Copy !req
161. they loved their man cave
more than they loved me!Copy !req
162. - Boo!
- Oh, that is terrible!Copy !req
163. That's sad!Copy !req
164. That's nothing.
My ex was so bad...Copy !req
165. How bad were they?Copy !req
166. They were so bad,Copy !req
167. they never, not even once,
let me fly in their—Copy !req
168. Plane!Copy !req
169. We know, Aragorn.
You need some new material.Copy !req
170. I do not!Copy !req
171. Not even a hint
about their real name!Copy !req
172. I have
no comment at this time.Copy !req
173. You're up, Two-Ton.
Give us your worst.Copy !req
174. How bad were they?Copy !req
175. Yeah, we know you think
hot dogs are better than pizza.Copy !req
176. You've made that super clear.Copy !req
177. But what's that got to do
with how awful your super is?Copy !req
178. Tired, seriously?
It's, like, 6:00 p.m.Copy !req
179. But... if you leave now,
you'll miss the best part.Copy !req
180. 'Cause we're about to go
on one final super-fun outing.Copy !req
181. You know, like, um...Copy !req
182. a family road trip.Copy !req
183. Grab your tools, fools!Copy !req
184. We're going on the road!Copy !req
185. Next up
is the letter "S"!Copy !req
186. "S" is for speed limit,
Miriam! Slow down!Copy !req
187. I know I like to say
"it's New York or nowhere,"Copy !req
188. but it was nice
to get out of town.Copy !req
189. This trip
was one for the books.Copy !req
190. You gonna tell all your friendsCopy !req
191. about seeing the world's
biggest ball of yarn?Copy !req
192. Now, that's culture!Copy !req
193. Next up! "T" is for...Copy !req
194. T. rex.Copy !req
195. Yeah, absolutely, truly,Copy !req
196. we're gonna do all of that
good road-trip stuff!Copy !req
197. But... we'll have
to save it for the trip home.Copy !req
198. We're here!Copy !req
199. It's a surprise,
right behind the rock.Copy !req
200. So much family
bonding time awaits us.Copy !req
201. Just gotta move the sucker.Copy !req
202. Duh!
Of course, Two-Ton!Copy !req
203. That beautiful tail
of yours! Genius!Copy !req
204. You did it! All right!Copy !req
205. Oh, that?Copy !req
206. Yep, evil incarnate himself.Copy !req
207. Granite! Of course he
hangs a poster of himselfCopy !req
208. in his own place.
Talk about tacky.Copy !req
209. All right, crew!
Here's the plan.Copy !req
210. Since Granite destroyed
my heart and soul,Copy !req
211. we're gonna destroy his,Copy !req
212. I.e., everything
in his man cave!Copy !req
213. It's a classic smash-and-grab,
emphasis on the smash!Copy !req
214. My super and I loved
to play football together.Copy !req
215. He was the MVP of my life
until he went MIA!Copy !req
216. My super's gonna be
bent out of shapeCopy !req
217. when they see what I've done.Copy !req
218. I heard they serve tiny bags
of pretzels on planes.Copy !req
219. But thanks to my stingy super,
I'll never know!Copy !req
220. To think, my super and I would
cuddle on this couch! Lies!Copy !req
221. You need a to-do list, Two-Ton?Copy !req
222. What are you waiting for?Copy !req
223. O-Okay, okay, okay. Baby steps.Copy !req
224. You'll get the hang of it.Copy !req
225. Well, well, well.
What do I smell here? Deception?Copy !req
226. Emergency trust circle!Copy !req
227. How could you be so disloyal?Copy !req
228. Family should be able
to trust each other.Copy !req
229. After all, you can't
spell trust without "us."Copy !req
230. Stop? Never!Copy !req
231. You know how we feel!
Your super ditched you, too!Copy !req
232. You were wrong about Moon Girl?Copy !req
233. Love her? Slow down!Copy !req
234. Regret joining the ABC?Copy !req
235. Well, we regret nothing!Copy !req
236. Sorry, but we're
finishing the job...Copy !req
237. with or without you, Two-Ton.Copy !req
238. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
239. And what are you gonna do?Copy !req
240. Oh, it's on!Copy !req
241. Looks like
the bigger animal won.Copy !req
242. You're a real force, Two-Ton.Copy !req
243. Oh, no! It's him!Copy !req
244. Hmm.Copy !req
245. Hello, Granite.Copy !req
246. Pebble.Copy !req
247. My baby!Copy !req
248. You came home!Copy !req
249. Who's a good pup? You are!Copy !req
250. You are! Who's a good pup?Copy !req
251. If I'm such a good pup,Copy !req
252. then why were you
planning to retireCopy !req
253. to an anti-dog community!
I saw the papers!Copy !req
254. What? No, no, no, Pebble.Copy !req
255. I got that apartment to stash
my action figures... and my mom.Copy !req
256. - Wait, really?
- Of course!Copy !req
257. I'd never leave you behind.Copy !req
258. You are granite's little nugget.Copy !req
259. The day I came home
and you were gone,Copy !req
260. it was the worst day
of my life.Copy !req
261. I was so worried, I stayed
in New York hoping to find you.Copy !req
262. Luckily, I found a support groupCopy !req
263. for superheroes
without sidekicks, like me.Copy !req
264. Man! I missed you so much!Copy !req
265. I should have trusted you, partner.Copy !req
266. - I love you.
- I love you, too.Copy !req
267. Hey— Hey. I know you.Copy !req
268. Your supers are in my group.
They've been looking for you.Copy !req
269. Redwing. Aragorn.Copy !req
270. And... oh, mmm, sorry.
Not all of you.Copy !req
271. Wait. My super
is looking for me?Copy !req
272. Absolutely!Copy !req
273. She told us how you don't get
to fly much in the city,Copy !req
274. so she finds any excuse
to take a tripCopy !req
275. so you can spread your wings
alongside the plane.Copy !req
276. It was all
just a misunderstanding?Copy !req
277. And Redwing! Wow!Copy !req
278. Rodney can't wait
to see you again.Copy !req
279. Now that he's out of
superhero witness protection,Copy !req
280. he can finally
take off his disguise!Copy !req
281. He was just trying
to protect me?Copy !req
282. His name is Rodney?Copy !req
283. That name would look great
on a towel.Copy !req
284. Somebody find me
a working phone!Copy !req
285. Hey.Copy !req
286. About the other day,
I just wanted to say that I...Copy !req
287. Uh, no, no, no. You first.Copy !req
288. Oh, D, there's
nothing to forgive!Copy !req
289. I'm the one who's sorry.Copy !req
290. I know that you love me a tonCopy !req
291. and just want to be
a part of my whole life.Copy !req
292. And being away made me realize
how much I want that too.Copy !req
293. From now on,
I'm gonna work harderCopy !req
294. than the Hubble Space TelescopeCopy !req
295. to bring both parts
of my life together.Copy !req
296. It may not be tomorrow,
but someday soon... ish.Copy !req
297. Thank you for trusting me...
and my timing.Copy !req
298. - Oh!
- Ohh!Copy !req
299. I love you too!Copy !req
300. Ooh!
Guess what I got you!Copy !req
301. Hey, what did you, uh,
do this weekend, anyway?Copy !req