1. The vibrations are compromisingCopy !req
2. even the non-rigid
amorphous structures.Copy !req
3. Please tell me that's nerd forCopy !req
4. "everything's going to be okay."Copy !req
5. Oh! This is all my fault!Copy !req
6. Why did I want
those stupid, stupid sneakers?Copy !req
7. Nope and nope.
Nope and nope.Copy !req
8. Oh! Yes!Copy !req
9. Bobby the man!Copy !req
10. Oh, hey.
Notice anything different?Copy !req
11. Huh. Your hair is
635 centimeters shorter?Copy !req
12. No, that's not it.Copy !req
13. Mirame. They're Beast-O 3s!Copy !req
14. From the Bobby the Myth song?Copy !req
15. Yup. They cost—Copy !req
16. Which is why I spent
my entire weekendCopy !req
17. entering social media contests
to win a pair.Copy !req
18. I'm pretty sure
the finger cramps'll be worth it.Copy !req
19. Well, I spent my weekend
getting new sneaks, too.Copy !req
20. And behold!Copy !req
21. I installed a gecko-inspiredCopy !req
22. synthetic sea tile on the bottom,Copy !req
23. giving them super grip so your girlCopy !req
24. will never slip
in P.E. ever again.Copy !req
25. Impressed by your tech, obvs,Copy !req
26. but let's let these shoesCopy !req
27. have their moment in the sun.Copy !req
28. But not literally.
It's best if they're keptCopy !req
29. in a climate-controlled
environment.Copy !req
30. They're cool,
but I'm not really intoCopy !req
31. the whole trends thing.Copy !req
32. So you can do youCopy !req
33. and I'll just do...Copy !req
34. me.Copy !req
35. Casey! You're beastin'Copy !req
36. - in those Beast-O 3s.
- Yeah. Good looks.Copy !req
37. Thanks, mirame.Copy !req
38. Ugh. Case.Copy !req
39. I... feel... strange.Copy !req
40. Did it happen?Copy !req
41. Oh, they grow up so fast.Copy !req
42. I'll get the heating pad.Copy !req
43. No, no, it's not that.Copy !req
44. It's those stupid shoes.Copy !req
45. Now I feel weird
being the only oneCopy !req
46. in the world without a pair.Copy !req
47. Don't be dramatic.
You're not the only one.Copy !req
48. Behold! I am...Copy !req
49. You have got to be kidding me!Copy !req
50. Ugh, you don't even have feet!Copy !req
51. No, but I got taste.Copy !req
52. Ugh! I have got to get a pair.Copy !req
53. I'll just ask my mom.Copy !req
54. I mean, look at this face.Copy !req
55. There's no way she'd say...Copy !req
56. No.Copy !req
57. Please, Mom!Copy !req
58. They only cost—Copy !req
59. What do you mean—?Copy !req
60. Have you lost your mind?Copy !req
61. You already have a pair of shoes.Copy !req
62. But everyone at school has them.Copy !req
63. If everyone wore a banana on their head,
would you do it?Copy !req
64. Well, potassium is one of the most
important minerals in the body.Copy !req
65. It helps regulate nerve signals.Copy !req
66. Well, my nerve is signaling no.Copy !req
67. Besides, we raised
you better than to chaseCopy !req
68. after the Joneses.Copy !req
69. That braggadocious Jimmy
just posted a new pictureCopy !req
70. of him eating caviar
at a fancy restaurant.Copy !req
71. What about me? I want caviar, too!Copy !req
72. Look, it's not what's on your feet,Copy !req
73. it's what between your ears.Copy !req
74. You're right! I'll useCopy !req
75. that stuff between my ears!Copy !req
76. Hey, ladies...Copy !req
77. Did you—?Copy !req
78. Take a CO2 absorbingCopy !req
79. ventilation system,
combine with hydrogenCopy !req
80. to create carbon filament,Copy !req
81. then use said filamentCopy !req
82. in a hand-crafted digital blueprintCopy !req
83. to 3-D print a pairCopy !req
84. of the hottest sneakers in the world.Copy !req
85. And you know it.Copy !req
86. Sorry, D.Copy !req
87. His process requires silence.Copy !req
88. So you created primo fabricCopy !req
89. via groundbreaking
artificial photosynthesisCopy !req
90. to make a pair of knock-offs?Copy !req
91. I prefer the term scientific substitute.Copy !req
92. And I need these shoes.Copy !req
93. With my tech,
and Devil's steady claw,Copy !req
94. no one will even know the difference.Copy !req
95. Yo! What are those?Copy !req
96. They're Beast-O 3s.
Duh! Heh.Copy !req
97. Beast-O 3s?Copy !req
98. More like Beast No Please!Copy !req
99. The logo isn't even right.Copy !req
100. Dang it, Devil.Copy !req
101. Hit me.Copy !req
102. Sorry, Lu, but I'm cutting you off.Copy !req
103. I present to you...Copy !req
104. Wish-Tar!Copy !req
105. Got it for a great price,Copy !req
106. straight from Coney Island!Copy !req
107. Cha-ching!Copy !req
108. I wish I was eatin' caviarCopy !req
109. for breakfast, lunch and dinner.Copy !req
110. Your wish is granted.Copy !req
111. You hear that?
I'm gonna live like a king!Copy !req
112. Back to work, Your Highness.Copy !req
113. Comin', Ma.Copy !req
114. Maybe playing the machineCopy !req
115. will help you get
your mind off things?Copy !req
116. Okay, fine.Copy !req
117. I wish I could get back the 20Copy !req
118. I spent on 3-D printing supplies,Copy !req
119. more nacho cheeseCopy !req
120. and those Beast-O 3s.Copy !req
121. Your wish is granted.Copy !req
122. Miss me?Copy !req
123. Beyonder?Copy !req
124. Ooh!Copy !req
125. My sciatic nerve is barkin'.Copy !req
126. Yeah, you got a lot of nerveCopy !req
127. poppin' up here.Copy !req
128. Can you get into disguise
or something?Copy !req
129. Jeez! What's with all the hostility?Copy !req
130. What did I ever do to you?Copy !req
131. Let's see.Copy !req
132. You got me stuckCopy !req
133. in an interdimensional wasteland.Copy !req
134. Turned Coney Island
into a creepy murder park.Copy !req
135. And almost destroyed
our entire planetCopy !req
136. over a science fair.Copy !req
137. Okay, okay!Copy !req
138. I admit, my presenceCopy !req
139. tends to have
a questionable impactCopy !req
140. on your lives,
but I've been reflectingCopy !req
141. since our run-in with my foes,Copy !req
142. and I want to turn over
a new leaf, my friends.Copy !req
143. Friends? Friends don't makeCopy !req
144. other friends' lives mayhem.Copy !req
145. That's exactly what you do
every time you pop up.Copy !req
146. - Not every time.
- Every time!Copy !req
147. Ugh. Can we get away
from this wretched thing?Copy !req
148. Wouldn't believe how exhaustingCopy !req
149. it's been listening
to you humans obsessCopy !req
150. over things you don't have!Copy !req
151. Not everyone can snap fingersCopy !req
152. and magically get what they want.Copy !req
153. Yeah. Some of us are stuck
on the outskirtsCopy !req
154. while everyone else is
a part of something really cool.Copy !req
155. Is this about that
incredibly embarrassing momentCopy !req
156. you had at school?Copy !req
157. - How do you—?
- Hello.Copy !req
158. Amazing. All powerful.Copy !req
159. All knowing. Remember?Copy !req
160. Well then, you should knowCopy !req
161. it's none of your business.Copy !req
162. Now beat it
before you make things worseCopy !req
163. like you always do.Copy !req
164. Ha ha! Wow, 20 bucks!Copy !req
165. Thanks, universe!Copy !req
166. I'm movin' at top speed, people.Copy !req
167. Have some respect.Copy !req
168. Oh, heh, there you go, sir.Copy !req
169. Thanks, young blood.Copy !req
170. - Here, take this.
- Thanks!Copy !req
171. My eyes are bigger than my arteries.Copy !req
172. Lu, don't you think that's weird?Copy !req
173. Earlier, you wished for $20Copy !req
174. and now you found it,
and you wishedCopy !req
175. for extra cheese, and look!Copy !req
176. Podria said...Copy !req
177. Wish-Tar is real?Copy !req
178. Oh, no way!Copy !req
179. Nacho cheese is wildly popular,Copy !req
180. and statistically speaking,Copy !req
181. the typical person
has about a 44.7% chanceCopy !req
182. to finding money
on the street every day.Copy !req
183. Besides, it's not like...Copy !req
184. Lu! A whole crate of caviar
just fell off a truckCopy !req
185. right in front of the rink!
I'm the caviar king!Copy !req
186. Take that, Jimmy!Copy !req
187. Maybe this evidence
warrants further investigation.Copy !req
188. You wish it, you got it.
Neato, right?Copy !req
189. Now, what is going on?Copy !req
190. I'm giving this Wish-Tar the powerCopy !req
191. to actually grant wishes!Copy !req
192. See, I can be your friend.Copy !req
193. He seems... sincere?Copy !req
194. Oh, I really truly am.Copy !req
195. Well, tough tacos, Beyon-Tar.Copy !req
196. Because I'm not buyin'
what you're sellin'.Copy !req
197. Hey, Lu, someone
left these behindCopy !req
198. the other day
and they're still unclaimed.Copy !req
199. Weirdly, they happen
to be exactly your size.Copy !req
200. Want 'em?Copy !req
201. Oh, my galvanization!Copy !req
202. I'm stiltin' in my Beast-O 3s!Copy !req
203. Yeah, you are!Copy !req
204. Yeah, okay, fine.Copy !req
205. I guess it doesn't hurt
having an all-powerful friend.Copy !req
206. Oh, I can't wait to see the lookCopy !req
207. on everybody's faces.Copy !req
208. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
209. What?Copy !req
210. Yo, what's with the hats?Copy !req
211. Apparently, Bobby the Myth releasedCopy !req
212. a new remix to this song.Copy !req
213. Ugh! I finally get these shoes,Copy !req
214. and they move on
to something else?Copy !req
215. I tried using Moon Girl clout
to get us free swag,Copy !req
216. but when I said
you weren't an Avenger,Copy !req
217. it was a no-go.Copy !req
218. Huh. We're all good because we gotCopy !req
219. our new secret weapon.Copy !req
220. Miss me already?Copy !req
221. I do really joined at the hip.Copy !req
222. Yeah, Beyonder,
we need those new Lu hats.Copy !req
223. You wish it, you got it, friend.Copy !req
224. What?Copy !req
225. How many things can this man swapCopy !req
226. with Beast-O 3s?Copy !req
227. Ugh!Copy !req
228. We finally did it.Copy !req
229. We got everything
everyone else has. Heh.Copy !req
230. Bobby the Myth just added
an NYC stop to his tour!Copy !req
231. He's coming to town!Copy !req
232. Oh, snap! I'm going!Copy !req
233. - Buyin' my tickets now.
- Oh, I'm so there.Copy !req
234. - Awesome!
- Keeping up with the JonesesCopy !req
235. is impossible and exhausting.Copy !req
236. Who are these diabolical
Joneses anyway?Copy !req
237. Who are they trying to keep up with?Copy !req
238. - Nobody?
- Oh, that's it!Copy !req
239. Hey, everybody!Copy !req
240. I'm going to the Bobby
the Myth concert, too,Copy !req
241. because he's playing at my rink!Copy !req
242. - Whoa!
- No way!Copy !req
243. - At your rink?
- Cool!Copy !req
244. Yeah, and the only way
to beat the JonesesCopy !req
245. is to become the Joneses.Copy !req
246. But so what, you're justCopy !req
247. gonna wish Bobby the MythCopy !req
248. to the rink and somehow get himCopy !req
249. to move his concert here?Copy !req
250. I wish for Bobby the MythCopy !req
251. to come to the rink
and somehow get himCopy !req
252. to move his concert here.Copy !req
253. Beyonder can do it,
right, friend?Copy !req
254. You wish it,
you got it, friend.Copy !req
255. Bobby the Myth!Copy !req
256. 'Sup, kings and queens.Copy !req
257. Would you believe
my cell and car diedCopy !req
258. right as I was passin'
this place?Copy !req
259. - Got a phone?
- I got my phone!Copy !req
260. - I got my pager.
- Here's my life savings!Copy !req
261. All right, this'll do, thanks.Copy !req
262. My phone died and—
What? All the toiletsCopy !req
263. at Madison Square Garden
overflowed at onceCopy !req
264. and now it's unfit for a concert?Copy !req
265. The gig's tomorrow.
What're we gonna do?Copy !req
266. Hey! Well, how about
you have your concert here?Copy !req
267. Hold on, one second, man.
At a rink?Copy !req
268. It's got amazing acoustics.Copy !req
269. Ooh, and the best DJ in the L.E.S.Copy !req
270. And caviar nachos.Copy !req
271. Two-for-one special.Copy !req
272. And roller rinks were the spotCopy !req
273. for up-and-coming artists
back in the day.Copy !req
274. Hmm. Retro.Copy !req
275. Yo, I can make retro pop.Copy !req
276. All right, yeah, let's do it.Copy !req
277. Hey, I got a new venue.Copy !req
278. Um, I thoughtCopy !req
279. you were done
keeping up with the Joneses.Copy !req
280. I was, then Bobby
the Myth walked in!Copy !req
281. Yeah, you're right. All right, y'all!Copy !req
282. Let's get this place concert-ready!Copy !req
283. We're gonna need some muscle.Copy !req
284. Moon Girl magic!Copy !req
285. It's fish eggs, man.Copy !req
286. Did you know that?Copy !req
287. Oh, tomorrow nightCopy !req
288. is gonna be epic!Copy !req
289. That doggone Alicia Keys
had a concert yesterdayCopy !req
290. with the exact same piano model
I was gonna use.Copy !req
291. - So...
- So?Copy !req
292. So?Copy !req
293. I can't show up
with the same piano as her,Copy !req
294. looking like a dupe, a dog.Copy !req
295. I need to top her.Copy !req
296. If I can't find a newer, cooler piano,Copy !req
297. the concert is off.Copy !req
298. I cannot afford for him
to be a no-show, Case!Copy !req
299. Oh, please give Bobby the MythCopy !req
300. the baddest piano in the world
so he can show upCopy !req
301. and play the roof off this place.Copy !req
302. You wish it, you got it, pal.Copy !req
303. - Come on!
- Yeah!Copy !req
304. When's this gonna start?Copy !req
305. We'll start any minute! Heh.Copy !req
306. Come on, Bobby, please show up.Copy !req
307. Lu, the talent's M.I.A.Copy !req
308. - I think we gotta call it.
- No, Case.Copy !req
309. I need this.Copy !req
310. Lu, he's not coming...Copy !req
311. Yo, what up, fam?Copy !req
312. Yes, Bobby! You made it!Copy !req
313. Yeah, my manager found
the baddest pianoCopy !req
314. I've ever seen!Copy !req
315. Alicia Keys, eat your heart out.Copy !req
316. Tres, dos, uno.Copy !req
317. Ah, yeah, what's up,
Lower Eastside?Copy !req
318. Put your hands up!Copy !req
319. You hear that? I am officiallyCopy !req
320. - the Joneses.
- Yeah, you are!Copy !req
321. Y'all ready?Copy !req
322. Yo! Now, that's a piano!Copy !req
323. Yeah, it's amazing.Copy !req
324. Wait, something's wrong.Copy !req
325. Yeah, I definitely don't
remember that light cue.Copy !req
326. Ooh. You know, before,Copy !req
327. I was okay playing this rink,Copy !req
328. but now I have
the inexplicable desireCopy !req
329. to destroy it!Copy !req
330. Brace yourselves...Copy !req
331. I'm about to play the roof
off this place.Copy !req
332. Oh, no.Copy !req
333. This is bad, Case, really bad.Copy !req
334. Yo! This is amazing!Copy !req
335. Oh, nice move.Copy !req
336. But no one bumps Bobby the Myth
off the charts.Copy !req
337. Case, we gotta get everybody out.Copy !req
338. Copy that. We got
a code neon periwinkle.Copy !req
339. Attention!Copy !req
340. We're experiencingCopy !req
341. some momentary
technical difficulties.Copy !req
342. Please use the exitsCopy !req
343. and we will commence
as soon as possible.Copy !req
344. - Where's Lunella?
- Well, um, I saw herCopy !req
345. go outside, helping
with crowd control.Copy !req
346. What a concert!Copy !req
347. - You!
- What did I do?Copy !req
348. You gave him a piano that
turned him into a villain.Copy !req
349. What? You wished for the baddest
piano there ever was,Copy !req
350. so I, as you would say,
juiced it up.Copy !req
351. You're welcome, bestie.Copy !req
352. I meant bad as in dope,Copy !req
353. not bad as in evil!Copy !req
354. Oh, come on...Copy !req
355. let's not let a thing
like semanticsCopy !req
356. get in the way of
our clearly budding friendship.Copy !req
357. We are not friends.Copy !req
358. I can't believe
I thought for a secondCopy !req
359. you'd be helpful.Copy !req
360. You are the worst!Copy !req
361. I should have wished you away.Copy !req
362. You wish it, you got it,Copy !req
363. former friend.Copy !req
364. Oh, no! You get back here
and fix this!Copy !req
365. Beyonder? Beyonder!Copy !req
366. Beyonder? Ugh. I'm sorry!Copy !req
367. No!Copy !req
368. Your wish is granted.Copy !req
369. Phew. That was a nice warm-up.Copy !req
370. Heh. Now for the main event.Copy !req
371. Hey, yo, D!Copy !req
372. Hitty hitty bang bang!Copy !req
373. Hey, attaboy!Copy !req
374. You know I got an encore, right?Copy !req
375. The vibrations
are compromisingCopy !req
376. even the non-rigid
amorphous structures.Copy !req
377. Please tell me that's nerd forCopy !req
378. - "everything's going to be okay."
- It meansCopy !req
379. that his voice is
strong enough to breakCopy !req
380. every piece of matter in here.Copy !req
381. If we don't stop him soon,
this place will blow!Copy !req
382. Oh! This is all my fault!Copy !req
383. Why did I want
those stupid, stupid sneakers?Copy !req
384. Don't beat yourself up, Lu.Copy !req
385. I blame the Beyonder,Copy !req
386. but this wasn't
even really his fault.Copy !req
387. I shouldn't have ever got caught up
chasing these fads.Copy !req
388. We both just wanted to fit in.Copy !req
389. Even Bobby the Myth is trying
to keep up with the Joneses.Copy !req
390. Everyone loses their grip sometimes.Copy !req
391. Wait! Grip!Copy !req
392. That's it! I need grip!Copy !req
393. Yes!Copy !req
394. Time to get gecko.Copy !req
395. Hey, yo, Bobby!Copy !req
396. Try to hit this note.Copy !req
397. Ugh. What happened?Copy !req
398. The craziest thing.Copy !req
399. Your fancy piano
totally malfunctioned.Copy !req
400. What? Ah, man.Copy !req
401. I—I guess I could throw
some paint on my old oneCopy !req
402. to make it look fresh.Copy !req
403. The show must go on at this point.Copy !req
404. Actually, you should get some rest.Copy !req
405. We'll call off the concert.Copy !req
406. Really? Are you sure?Copy !req
407. Phew! Heh, good.Copy !req
408. 'Cause I feel like
I just screamed my head off.Copy !req
409. Thanks.Copy !req
410. All right,
time to face the music.Copy !req
411. Or lack thereof.Copy !req
412. Hey, I know I said
Bobby was performing here,Copy !req
413. but he's not.Copy !req
414. I tried so hard to keep upCopy !req
415. with the things you all buy and do,Copy !req
416. but I realized today it's okayCopy !req
417. if I don't have what you have.Copy !req
418. I like my teched-out shoes.Copy !req
419. And I guess, for me,Copy !req
420. it's better to be a nerdCopy !req
421. than one of the herd.Copy !req
422. Yeah, son!Copy !req
423. Hey, yo, I am sorryCopy !req
424. I had to cancel the show,
but look,Copy !req
425. y'all stay fly
and I look forwardCopy !req
426. to seeing you next time. Heh.Copy !req
427. Oh, and check out
my new remix.Copy !req
428. Peace!Copy !req
429. I'm gettin' this watch!Copy !req
430. - Me too!
- I want one!Copy !req
431. To the mall!Copy !req
432. That went well.Copy !req
433. - How do you feel?
- Really good.Copy !req
434. But also kind of bad
about how I snappedCopy !req
435. at the Beyonder.Copy !req
436. I think I actually
hurt his feelings, Case.Copy !req
437. Anyway, at least
I can finally get backCopy !req
438. to some peace and quiet.Copy !req
439. What happened to my Wish-Tar?Copy !req
440. What happened?Copy !req
441. Wish-Tar, answer me!Copy !req
442. Wish-Tar, wake up!Copy !req
443. Oh, no! Why?Copy !req
444. My Wish-Tar!Copy !req
445. Oh, there is no hope!Copy !req
446. Somebody call an ambulance!Copy !req
447. Wish-Tar!Copy !req
448. Wish-Tar, wake up!Copy !req
449. What happened?Copy !req