1. and what I'm saying is,Copy !req
2. New York bagels are objectively superiorCopy !req
3. because our tap water
has a low concentrationCopy !req
4. of calcium and magnesium,Copy !req
5. so the gluten in the dough is...Copy !req
6. I'm doing it again, aren't I?Copy !req
7. Lu, you should def be proud
of your science brain.Copy !req
8. I just wish you had someone our ageCopy !req
9. - to make beautiful gadgets with.Copy !req
10. I don't know, Case.Copy !req
11. I think it's always gonna beCopy !req
12. me, myself, and science.Copy !req
13. Uh, situation at two o'clock.Copy !req
14. Uh, hello? Can I help you?Copy !req
15. - No!Copy !req
16. My perfect bagel and schmear!Copy !req
17. What's that guy's glitch?Copy !req
18. I worry about our generation.Copy !req
19. - Too much screen time.Copy !req
20. Oh! Gotta dash.Copy !req
21. LOS wanted to see me before school.Copy !req
22. Tell them I say hi!Copy !req
23. - How would you feelCopy !req
24. about giving a tour
to a new student this morning?Copy !req
25. Happy to!Copy !req
26. I know these halls like the back
of my handheld X-ray machine.Copy !req
27. So, this kid is... unique.Copy !req
28. All I ask is, you take some timeCopy !req
29. to really get to know him,Copy !req
30. - and— Oh, here he is!Copy !req
31. Lunella, meet Marvin Ellis.Copy !req
32. The bagel assassin.Copy !req
33. Ooh, so, clean slate. I'm Lunella.Copy !req
34. And I am Marvin.Copy !req
35. Deeply... how do you say,Copy !req
36. - uh, sorry, about earlier?
- No sweat.Copy !req
37. Well, here you got your basic lockers.Copy !req
38. Yes, we had weapons lockersCopy !req
39. at my old school.Copy !req
40. So you went to military school then?Copy !req
41. Affirmative. I majored in
interrogation and flag folding.Copy !req
42. This is laughing, right?
Why are we doing it?Copy !req
43. So, bathroom's are over there,Copy !req
44. art room on the left,
cafeteria straight ahead.Copy !req
45. - Any questions?
- Just the basics.Copy !req
46. Uh, who ranks highest
in combat drills here,Copy !req
47. - and how tall are you?
- Excuse me?Copy !req
48. - Be thinking fast!Copy !req
49. What was that?Copy !req
50. A reflex test. You... failed. Large time.Copy !req
51. - Ah, time for P.E.Copy !req
52. Oh, I already used the facilities.Copy !req
53. I think you missedCopy !req
54. an exponent in that binomial theorem.Copy !req
55. Oh, dang, you're right.Copy !req
56. Marvin? Wha... How do you know...Copy !req
57. Wait, you're out of the game already?Copy !req
58. We played something like this
at my old school.Copy !req
59. I've got a perfect strategy.Copy !req
60. I get out on purpose right away so I canCopy !req
61. work on my projectsCopy !req
62. on the sidelines!Copy !req
63. So wait, wait!Copy !req
64. You like math and science and stuff?Copy !req
65. No, I love math and science and stuff!Copy !req
66. I was pretty much every bully'sCopy !req
67. favorite target at my old school.Copy !req
68. Hey, uh, maybe you'd wanna,Copy !req
69. I dunno, fire up the ol' Bunsen BurnersCopy !req
70. together, sometime, hm?Copy !req
71. - I...Copy !req
72. I... I have to take this.Copy !req
73. Well played, LOS.Copy !req
74. Well played.Copy !req
75. Greetings, Father!Copy !req
76. Stand up straight!Copy !req
77. Salute your superior.Copy !req
78. Sir, yes, sir, Father!Copy !req
79. Mel-Varr, you look ridiculous.Copy !req
80. It's my human disguise for planet C-53,Copy !req
81. or "Earth" as they call it.Copy !req
82. See, I designed a serum that absorbsCopy !req
83. the blue light and reflects it—Copy !req
84. Less science, more soldiering.Copy !req
85. You're on a mission, Mel-Varr, yes?Copy !req
86. Affirmative, sir!Copy !req
87. And why are you on this mission?Copy !req
88. Because I failed out of
the Kree Combat AcademyCopy !req
89. three times, and now, I must captureCopy !req
90. a human superhero
to prove myself as a warrior.Copy !req
91. Well, I hope this "Moon Girl"
is a worthy opponent,Copy !req
92. despite her young age.Copy !req
93. Oh, yes, super hardcore.Copy !req
94. Anywho, I infiltrated enemy linesCopy !req
95. to try and learn her secret identity.Copy !req
96. Thought I had a match, but...Copy !req
97. my scans ruled her out.Copy !req
98. I... I will shift tactics,Copy !req
99. locate Moon Girl on her patrol tonight,Copy !req
100. obliterate her, and then—Copy !req
101. Love you, miss you,
please be proud of me, bye!Copy !req
102. - Geez, why is it so quiet?Copy !req
103. Is there a villain conference
or something?Copy !req
104. - Speak of the Devil...Copy !req
105. - No, D. Not you.
- Not you.Copy !req
106. I am Mel-Varr,Copy !req
107. mighty warrior here to vanquish youCopy !req
108. in the name—Copy !req
109. in the name of The Kree Empire.Copy !req
110. OK, Kid Kree.Copy !req
111. - Let's do this!Copy !req
112. - Watch out!Copy !req
113. Are those guided energy blasts?Copy !req
114. - [Mel-Varr exclaims]Copy !req
115. Whoa! Did you build that yourself?Copy !req
116. Like it? I mean, give up, earthling!Copy !req
117. - [Mel-Varr grumbles]Copy !req
118. Me, out-teched!Copy !req
119. Ugh, I tell ya, D,Copy !req
120. next time Kid Kree attacks,Copy !req
121. we're gonna bring
that alien down to Earth!Copy !req
122. - Deal?Copy !req
123. - Jinx.Copy !req
124. - Rough night?
- Affirmative.Copy !req
125. - Quite negative.
- Same.Copy !req
126. But you know what always cheers me up?Copy !req
127. Digging up an old circuit board andCopy !req
128. setting a timer
to see if I can implementCopy !req
129. a circular capacitive touch
sensor in under three minutes.Copy !req
130. So, Marvin. Um...Copy !req
131. I don't know if this
is too much, too soon,Copy !req
132. but I was wondering if you...Copy !req
133. wanted to help me make a plasma shield?Copy !req
134. I love plasma technology.Copy !req
135. Amazing!Copy !req
136. I wanted to make something
super advanced for, um...Copy !req
137. dodgeball.Copy !req
138. I started the blueprints but I'm stuckCopy !req
139. on the photo-chromatic filterCopy !req
140. Can I just say how happy I amCopy !req
141. that you found your soul-nerd, Lu?Copy !req
142. I'll give you guys some privacy.
Ciao, ciao!Copy !req
143. What if we start by constructingCopy !req
144. a lattice of carbon-based molecules?Copy !req
145. Could that work?Copy !req
146. Could a diamond evaporateCopy !req
147. at 1405 degrees Fahrenheit?Copy !req
148. Yes!Copy !req
149. - Objective almost achieved!Copy !req
150. Just a few more tweaks, and this bad boyCopy !req
151. - will be ready to go!Copy !req
152. Oh, uh, gotta run.Copy !req
153. Hey, um...Copy !req
154. do you wanna come over tonight, Marvin?Copy !req
155. - Meet my folks?
- Sure.Copy !req
156. Do you need assistanceCopy !req
157. in family hand-to-hand combat night?Copy !req
158. Uh, no.Copy !req
159. - I mean, for dinner.
- Oh!Copy !req
160. That would be so full of wonder!Copy !req
161. Uh, I have to take care
of something for my dad first, though.Copy !req
162. It's cool. I gotta take care
of something, too.Copy !req
163. I'll see ya after.Copy !req
164. Oh, and uh...Copy !req
165. - Marvin?
- Yes, Lunella?Copy !req
166. I'm really glad you moved here.Copy !req
167. Later, soul-nerd!Copy !req
168. Look, kid, can you hurry this up and lose?Copy !req
169. 'Cause I got places to be!Copy !req
170. If you're in such a rush, human.
Why don't you just surrender?Copy !req
171. This victory is for
my valiant forefathers.Copy !req
172. - [Mel-Varr groans]Copy !req
173. Moon Girl magic!Copy !req
174. - [Mel-Varr groaning]Copy !req
175. Dang, D, it's almost time for dinner.Copy !req
176. - Let's wrap this up!Copy !req
177. Now, let's see if my new
glove mods worked.Copy !req
178. Ooh!Copy !req
179. Ha! Decked by tech!Copy !req
180. Ooh, well, hello, beautiful.Copy !req
181. - OK, my dad's are taking meCopy !req
182. to a fairytale masquerade ball
in the West Village,Copy !req
183. and I want my look to be
"evil stepsister chic."Copy !req
184. So, this shirt, or... What's that?Copy !req
185. Kid Kree dropped it.
I can't crack it!Copy !req
186. It's some kind of intergalactic—Copy !req
187. Cell phone? Oh, gimme, gimme!Copy !req
188. It's alien tech, you won't be able to—Copy !req
189. - Cadet Mel-Varr,Copy !req
190. Daily log, 16:07 local time
on planet C-53.Copy !req
191. My ongoing battle
against Moon Girl goes well.Copy !req
192. I fought her valiantly.Copy !req
193. Steadily wearing her down.Copy !req
194. Uh, wha... That boy is tellin' stories!Copy !req
195. she makes a mistake and...
It's so hot in here,Copy !req
196. just gotta...
Sweat making it stick to my...Copy !req
197. Ugh, whoa!Copy !req
198. Marvin?Copy !req
199. Wow, that's much better.Copy !req
200. OK, so, in conclusion,Copy !req
201. when I defeat Moon Girl,
it will be a great victoryCopy !req
202. for the Kree Empire,
and for you, Father. Uh, sir!Copy !req
203. Wow.Copy !req
204. Marvin is Kid Kree?Copy !req
205. I trusted him,Copy !req
206. and turns out he's a supervillain?Copy !req
207. Was he playing me this whole time?Copy !req
208. Lying to me this whole time?Copy !req
209. Was our friendship even real?Copy !req
210. I'm so sorry, Lu—Copy !req
211. Ho-ho-ho,Copy !req
212. I am gonna break him downCopy !req
213. - like pepsin on protein!
- Take a deep breath, here.Copy !req
214. Totally fine to be mad, but,Copy !req
215. do you really think whoever that wasCopy !req
216. is the real Marvin?Copy !req
217. I saw how you were together.Copy !req
218. That was some genuine nerd love.Copy !req
219. Maybe talk to him
before doing anything rash.Copy !req
220. What... Who are you?Copy !req
221. I'm Moon Girl.Copy !req
222. The superhero your kid
was supposed to capture.Copy !req
223. Where's Mel-Varr?Copy !req
224. Oh, Kid Kree?Copy !req
225. Yeah, me and my Dino kicked thatCopy !req
226. weak-sauce, pathetic excuse for a warriorCopy !req
227. to the curb!Copy !req
228. - Moon Girl out!Copy !req
229. Alien menace smited!Copy !req
230. Lunella! Maybe,Copy !req
231. don't antagonizeCopy !req
232. the scary, scowling extra-terrestrial!Copy !req
233. Guys like that are all show.Copy !req
234. Speaking of show, you should get to yours.Copy !req
235. And I should get
to dinner with my nemesis.Copy !req
236. Hello...Copy !req
237. Marvin.Copy !req
238. So how are you liking
your new school, Marvin?Copy !req
239. By all objective measures,Copy !req
240. the best place in the universe.Copy !req
241. Very different from my old academy.Copy !req
242. You want some lima beans, babygirl?Copy !req
243. Oh, no, thank you, Pops.Copy !req
244. I don't care for lima beansCopy !req
245. because they have
the word "lie" right up frontCopy !req
246. More for me, then.Copy !req
247. So, how is I.S. 833 different?
What have you been studying?Copy !req
248. - Well—
- In English today,Copy !req
249. we learned about Norse MythologyCopy !req
250. and that Loki is the God of Mischief.Copy !req
251. You know what that means?Copy !req
252. He's fun at parties?Copy !req
253. He lies!Copy !req
254. Oh, uh, by the way, Marvin...Copy !req
255. I found your cell phone.Copy !req
256. - You're—
- Puh-lease,Copy !req
257. like you didn't know.Copy !req
258. Aah!Copy !req
259. - What is happening?
- Agh!Copy !req
260. Bob and weave, baby! Bob and weave!Copy !req
261. Oh, uh, your dad called earlier. Nice guy.Copy !req
262. What? You talked to my father?Copy !req
263. Yeah, yeah! I told him all about
how well you're doing down here.Copy !req
264. He's probably coming to get me now.Copy !req
265. Well, that's nice.
Maybe we'll get to meet him.Copy !req
266. No! That is not a good idea.Copy !req
267. Why not? We're respectable people.Copy !req
268. - Dang it!
- No, it's not you.Copy !req
269. It's just that,
my father can be kind of...Copy !req
270. unreasonable.Copy !req
271. What do you mean, child?Copy !req
272. My... my father has certain...Copy !req
273. expectations.Copy !req
274. How I'm supposed to act,Copy !req
275. who I'm supposed to be.Copy !req
276. And because of that,Copy !req
277. sometimes I put on this...Copy !req
278. armor.Copy !req
279. But it's not who I am,Copy !req
280. not who I really am, on the inside.Copy !req
281. And, Lunella,Copy !req
282. she's the only one
who's ever seen the real me.Copy !req
283. Or at least I thought she did.Copy !req
284. - Thank you for your hospitality.Copy !req
285. - Wait, wait! I'll come with you!Copy !req
286. That'll just make it worse.Copy !req
287. And, by the way...Copy !req
288. I didn't know.Copy !req
289. Come on, D!Copy !req
290. - We gotta help Marvin.Copy !req
291. Yeah, yeah. Marvin is the villain, but,Copy !req
292. you know, he's also my friend.Copy !req
293. And, ugh, I did him so wrong!Copy !req
294. Good thing I put that trackerCopy !req
295. in his fancy space phone.Copy !req
296. - Let's go!Copy !req
297. Get on board, Mel-Varr.Copy !req
298. Sir, I'm sorry—Copy !req
299. You can contemplate
your failure on the wayCopy !req
300. to the institute
for Patriotic Re-Education.Copy !req
301. Marvin!Copy !req
302. Lunella? What are you doing here?Copy !req
303. I came to help you!Copy !req
304. Help me?Copy !req
305. You ruined everything!Copy !req
306. This is the supposed superhero
who bested you?Copy !req
307. Step aside, boy, and I'll show youCopy !req
308. what a real warrior looks like.Copy !req
309. - Devil!Copy !req
310. - I made a mistake!Copy !req
311. I shouldn't have acted out of anger.Copy !req
312. In my defense...Copy !req
313. I'd just found out you were my enemyCopy !req
314. and I thought you'd been
faking our whole friendship,Copy !req
315. but still!Copy !req
316. I was only your enemyCopy !req
317. because I didn't know it was really you!Copy !req
318. But when you found out,Copy !req
319. you set me up and stabbed me in the back!Copy !req
320. It's true! I did.Copy !req
321. - Pathetic and futile, girl.Copy !req
322. Mel-Varr! Stasis Sphere!Copy !req
323. Well done, warrior.Copy !req
324. There may be hope for you yet.Copy !req
325. - Marvin! Stop!
- Why didn't you just talk to me?Copy !req
326. I know! I should have!Copy !req
327. I jumped to conclusions
without looking deeper,Copy !req
328. without looking for the
great person I got to know.Copy !req
329. The person I call my friend.Copy !req
330. Enough wasting time.
Put her in the ship's hold.Copy !req
331. You don't have to do this, Marvin.Copy !req
332. I know this isn't the real you.Copy !req
333. Now you finish what you came here to do.Copy !req
334. I'll eliminate the lizard.Copy !req
335. Mel-Varr!Copy !req
336. Call me Kid Kree!Copy !req
337. - Yo, Marvin! Catch!Copy !req
338. - Oh, you finished it!Copy !req
339. And you made two!Copy !req
340. Like friendship bracelets.Copy !req
341. I'm sorry, Father, butCopy !req
342. I'm never gonna be like you.Copy !req
343. I have to follow my own path,Copy !req
344. even if that means you'll never accept me.Copy !req
345. You built all these things?Copy !req
346. Uh, the plasma shields with Lunella,Copy !req
347. but the rest, uh... yes, sir!Copy !req
348. I'd always hoped that one dayCopy !req
349. you'd become a respected Kree warrior.Copy !req
350. However...Copy !req
351. your tech skills are...Copy !req
352. astounding.Copy !req
353. They could be a tremendous assetCopy !req
354. to the Kree Empire...Copy !req
355. - ... my son.Copy !req
356. - Hmm?
- So we can stay in touch.Copy !req
357. Soul-nerds like us gotta stick together.Copy !req
358. Thanks, Marvin.Copy !req
359. You know, it's nice,Copy !req
360. to feel a little less alone
in the universe.Copy !req
361. It is nice.Copy !req
362. - Hey, yo, Kid Kree!
- Huh?Copy !req
363. Text me!Copy !req