Marvel's Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur 2x4

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When Moon Girl must transport Quickwhip to S.H.I.E.L.D., keeping the criminal in custody becomes harder than she imagined.

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1. He's a mensch, that one.

2. - I owe you! - Of course!

3. Wrap it up, Leonardo Devil-inci.

4. Yeah, we're gonna miss the live finale of...

5. The Old and the Dutiful.

6. I have been waiting all season for that conniving queen

7. to finally get that sweet taste of justice.

8. Ooh, uh, excuse me.

9. Oh, honey, no prob...

10. Not so fast, QuickWhip!

11. What? QuickWhip. Who is QuickWhip?

12. I'm WhipQuick, her law-abiding twin.

13. Nuh-uh. You always manage to trick me and slip away.

14. Look! Captain America!

15. Double rainbow!

16. - Look! Thanos! - Aah!

17. Okay, fine.

18. - What's that stain on your suit? - Where?

19. Psych ya mind, make ya booty shine!

20. Ugh! Get back here, QuickWhip!

21. Time to whip out the big gloves.

22. Now, that's what I call my "Gotcha Glove." Get it?

23. 'Cause I... I gotcha!

24. Aw! Now come on. Let me go.

25. I'll let you go, all right.

26. Straight to S.H.I.E.L.D.

27. - S.H.I.E.L.D. - Agent Hill? Is that you?

28. It's M-G.

29. And Casey Maria Eva Duarte Goldberg-Calderon.

30. - What can I do for you? - Not to brag, but, uh,

31. I finally got that thief QuickWhip.

32. Yeah, she ready for y'all to pick her up.

33. That's great, but we're kind of slammed.

34. Think you could bring her into the precinct yourself?

35. - What, me? - I'll owe you one. Thanks, Moon Girl.

36. We can't take her all the way uptown

37. and make it back in time for The Old and the Dutiful finale.

38. Can we just let her go?

39. Now that's a plan I can go with.

40. No way, Road Runner.

41. Agent Hill gave me a S.H.I.E.L.D. mission.

42. I can't just blow it off.

43. Hey, if you book it to the lab

44. and make it before the show starts, you can set it to record,

45. and then we can watch it together when I get back.

46. But my running legs don't move as fast as my texting thumbs.

47. Okay, then take D, and I'll...

48. Ah! I'll take the train.

49. It'll be super fast, and I can zip right back to the lab after.

50. Just do not watch without me.

51. - Promise? - Promise.

52. Come on, Nelson. You can do it. Time to make your busker debut.

53. It's showtime!

54. Yup. Bar's too high in this car.

55. Oh, can't you take these cuffs off?

56. - Nope. - But I have a metal allergy.

57. Oh, is that a rash? Now I got to pee.

58. Baddies like you don't deserve help.

59. Plus all New Yorkers know

60. there is no bathroom on the train.

61. Well, joke's on you, because technically,

62. I'm not a New Yorker, so, ha! You don't know my life.

63. Please. You're a villain.

64. That tells me everything I need to know about you.

65. And you'll be with your fellow villains very, very...

66. soon.

67. Attention, passengers,

68. we are currently experiencing a mechanical malfunction.

69. Hey, don't worry, everyone.

70. I'll get this train back up and running in no time.

71. But first, a little light.

72. Moon Girl Magic.

73. Ugh, this is gonna be the longest train ride of my life.

74. Just in time.

75. Y'all ready to watch this finale?

76. - Where's Lu? - She's Moon Girling,

77. so we promised to record the episode and watch it with her later.

78. How thoughtful.

79. Waiting for her while the rest of the world

80. tunes in to the biggest cultural event of the season.

81. Well, I'm watching upstairs. See ya.

82. Do not watch without me.

83. No. You promised Lu.

84. So what if you don't watch the show in sync with Kerry Washington?

85. No big, right?

86. You little devil.

87. Okay! She cannot find out.

88. Deal?

89. You better get back here!

90. - Ha! Gotcha! - Yup, you got me.

91. QuickWhip.

92. What a pleasant surprise.

93. Lady Bullseye.

94. Did you do something with your hair?

95. - It looks great. - Oh, QuickWhip,

96. I taught you well.

97. Mantra number 343...

98. Flattery before battery.

99. But in this case, hope you don't mind if I skip it.

100. Hello. Moon Girl here. How you doing?

101. Don't know the story here, but, uh, she's my cargo.

102. So if you could just—

103. Aren't you adorable.

104. I'm going to count to three,

105. and you're going to step aside, or else...

106. Ha! You gonna smack me with positivity?

107. Oh, seismograph.

108. Man, I can't compete with that production value.

109. Do not let her escape.

110. Okay, what just happened?

111. And who was that creepy, peppy woman?

112. Maki Matsumoto,

113. criminally known as Lady Bullseye,

114. leads one of the most notorious thieving rings in the city.

115. With her stealthy swipers, the Diabolical Darts,

116. she executes high-level heists all around New York.

117. Her only rule?

118. No one ever gets out.

119. I'm gonna need backup. No reception?

120. Ugh! Okay, I just need to power up the train again.

121. But the only way to do that is from the controls

122. in the operator car up front, so that's where we'll go.

123. You mean the direction they just went?

124. It's called stealth. We'll sneak around them.

125. Last I checked, this whip didn't come with invisibility powers,

126. so how are we supposed to do that?

127. Could you be any slower and louder?

128. Maybe if you uncuffed me, I could scoot better.

129. No way, Escape-a-rella.

130. Just hurry up.

131. That tasted way better going in.

132. Hurry up!

133. I will not be bothered on my break.

134. Whew! Thank you, sir.

135. - And you almost got us got! - Oh, I'm sorry.

136. But maybe if someone would've uncuffed me like I said...

137. Sorry to interrupt, Lady Bullseye,

138. but you know how you told us not to lose them?

139. We lost them.

140. On a broken-down train with nowhere to run or hide?

141. What is our motto?

142. Make crafts, make laughs,

143. and make them pay.

144. Exactly.

145. Sounds like you need some alone time

146. to reacquaint yourself with our values.

147. Reflection corner.

148. Oh, man.

149. Everyone else, positive thinking hats.

150. Where there's a will, there's an evil way.

151. No, no. Reflection time for you.

152. Let's see them run now.

153. Oh, oh, oh! And let's not forget how you can pick a pair

154. of 62-micro-pin handcuffs in seconds,

155. but when it comes to a simple train door—

156. I figured I'd take my sweet time

157. since you were taking forever with that Diabolical Dart.

158. Fight much?

159. - What are you laughing at? - I don't know,

160. but my legs feel like... like Jell-O.

161. Jell-O?

162. Okay, it was funny,

163. but it wasn't drop-dead funny.

164. Oh, no!

165. We got to get out of here!

166. Now what?

167. Nitrous oxide blend levels are still pretty high.

168. We just got to wait it out.

169. I bet Case and D are worried sick about me.

170. I hope you're enjoying

171. that glass of prune juice, because it's poison.

172. - No! Not again! - This finale is amaze-balls!

173. Oh! Brooklyn just posted a guess at how the villain's gonna get taken down.

174. Ugh! I want to respond so bad,

175. but Lu would find out that we're watching.

176. Of course! I'll just make a fake account. Genius!

177. You know, it's kind of scary how good you are

178. at this sneaky sneak thing.

179. I know you did not just—

180. Oh, stop. It was my stomach.

181. I got snacks in my boot to share,

182. but I can only reach it if you take the cuffs off.

183. You want me to take off your cuffs for boot food?

184. Hard pass!

185. Okay, we'll just let 'em hear us, find us,

186. and hand-deliver us on a platter to Lady B.

187. Fine. It's not like you can run anyways.

188. Yo! This is crazy good!

189. Mm-mm-mm.

190. Where'd you steal this cake thingy from anyway?

191. One, it's not a "cake thingy."

192. It's an éclair-macaron fusion pastry, okay?

193. And two, I didn't steal it. I don't have to. You know why?

194. Because I made it myself. Not that you care.

195. I'm— I'm sorry.

196. I guess I just thought since stealing is your thing—

197. You think I sat on a playground dreaming of being a bad guy?

198. I wanted to become a Michelin star chef.

199. I'd stay up all night practicing my bake technique

200. till my dad would shoo me away from the oven saying,

201. "Zekiyah, stop before you run my power bill all the way—"

202. "All the way up to heaven's doormat"?

203. My pops used to say the same thing to me.

204. Uh-uh. Seriously?

205. You'd be surprised how much electricity science requires.

206. This is really good.

207. You're clearly mad talented. What happened?

208. Well, I made it to New York,

209. but the city was crazy expensive.

210. Before I knew it, I was on the street,

211. barely scraping by doing food performances.

212. Lady Bullseye saw me one day and said I had potential.

213. I was so desperate to get back on my feet,

214. I thought a little stealing from the rich wouldn't be too bad, so I joined her.

215. Turns out, I was good at it.

216. Even became her number two.

217. But I realized I'd strayed so far from the vision

218. I had for myself,

219. so I left her Diabolical Darts,

220. hoping to turn a new leaf.

221. Been on the run ever since.

222. Wow.

223. Told you you didn't know my life.

224. But why not just go to S.H.I.E.L.D.?

225. They could help, right?

226. You wanna what happens when villains go to S.H.I.E.L.D.?

227. They get locked up.

228. And when they finally get out, hoping for a new start,

229. no place will hire 'em, because much like you,

230. all people see is a rap sheet.

231. There should be another choice. A better way.

232. No one cares for a better way when it comes to villains.

233. Oh, O2 levels are back to normal.

234. We should keep it moving.

235. Oh, it's all good.

236. I mean, you have a metal allergy, right?

237. - Can I hold that blaster too? - No. Don't push it.

238. Coast seems clear.

239. Never said I had X-ray vision.

240. Well, guess who has night vision.

241. Oh, they might have night vision too, huh?

242. I was just about to tell you that.

243. Ah! Ah! I can't see!

244. - Ah! I can't see! - Oh, my eyes!

245. I'm running out of reflection corners.

246. That was the hottest of messes.

247. Yeah! But we made it work.

248. - Huh? - What happened?

249. Hey, the train's fixed.

250. Uh, I don't know. Something's not right.

251. Attention, Moon Girl.

252. I'm done playing.

253. You have something I want,

254. and now I've got something you care about,

255. a train full of innocent people.

256. So, either you hand over that criminal QuickWhip,

257. or I crash this train.

258. Choice is yours. Ticktock.

259. - Oh, no! - We're all gonna die!

260. I just got a date match, so you better turn her in.

261. She's a villain. Who cares what happens to her?

262. They are wilin'. Help me out here, M-G.

263. Wait, you can't be seriously thinking about...

264. I... I don't know.

265. I can't just let these innocent people get hurt for... for...

266. Someone like me?

267. - QuickWhip... - It's just like you said before.

268. Baddies don't deserve help. Right?

269. Moon Girl's their hero, not mine.

270. Even though I'll be gone,

271. tell the world the truth!

272. Right? Who knew?

273. The whole time, it was a misunderstanding.

274. The queen wasn't evil at all!

275. - Agent Hill? - Change of plans.

276. I've got to run, so tell Moon Girl

277. I won't be at the office when she gets there.

278. - Wait, she's not already there? - She never showed,

279. and now I've got an uptown train speeding toward the train yard.

280. Moon Girl's train?

281. There she is.

282. Hand her over first,

283. then you'll get the key to the conductor's car.

284. - Hey! - I can't believe

285. you actually thought I was going to play fair.

286. And you, QuickWhip,

287. I gave you a bright, new future.

288. And you broke my heart by throwing it all away.

289. - And for what? Patties? - Patisserie.

290. Michelin star chef? Ha!

291. That straight and narrow path is gone.

292. All you are, and all you ever will be,

293. is a criminal.

294. Even Moon Girl knows that.

295. Why else would she hand you over to me?

296. Maybe because Moon Girl knows that's not true.

297. Maybe she realized that QuickWhip's got a lot more

298. going for her than working for you.

299. And maybe because Moon Girl knew you'd lie and has a plan.

300. Hey, what's that stain on your suit?

301. Huh?

302. Whoa, what are you doing?

303. Being your hero.

304. You didn't really think I was gonna give you up like that, right?

305. - Psych ya mind... - Make ya booty shine.

306. That's my line. I like how you did that.

307. Sorry to interrupt, but reflection time is over.

308. Get 'em!

309. If I'm gonna die on a train, it's gonna be a soul train.

310. Come on, y'all!

311. M-G, Bubble Blaster!

312. - Uh, we talked about this. - Just trust me.

313. Throw me the Blaster, I'll throw you the whip!

314. Bon appétit, Lady Bullseye.

315. No one gets out. Ever.

316. Oh, snap.

317. Oh, no. This thing is fried and speeding out of control!

318. We're gonna crash! Oh, no!

319. Yes, D!

320. Wow. Good work, Moon Girl.

321. Oh, yeah. It was light work.

322. Oh. Right.

323. Um, Agent Hill?

324. Wait.

325. I know you tasked me with bringing in the bad guy,

326. but if there's anything I learned today,

327. it's that not all villains are bad people.

328. There's no way I could've saved the day

329. without Quick— I mean, Zekiyah.

330. I know she's made mistakes, but she's so much more than that,

331. and I want to be the kind of hero

332. that helps everyone be the person

333. they dream about being.

334. Just like The Old and the Dutiful finale.

335. Wait, what? You watched it!

336. Ah! It was his idea.

337. We will unpack this later!

338. What I'm trying to say is,

339. I want to try something different.

340. It's a classic Mille-Feuille cake, but deconstructed.

341. Yeah, D deconstructed it, all right.

342. You know, I was a bit nervous when you asked me to hire an ex-villain,

343. but she's an excellent employee.

344. I love her!

345. And this is just the beginning.

346. Yep. Through Moon Girl's new Good Word program,

347. we'll work together to help lots of reformed villains

348. get back on their feet,

349. plugging them into great jobs like this.

350. Without being judged on their past.

351. After all, a villain is way more than their rap sheet, right?

352. I can't thank you enough.

353. I'm learning a ton and saving for culinary school.

354. My criminal days are far behind me now.

355. What? It's a transferable skill.

356. The truth is, my lost twin doesn't exist!

357. What? But I sent her chocolates.

358. And I ate them.

359. Well, too bad for you, my queen,

360. because they were poison! Ha-ha!

361. I knew they were poison!

362. I ate them so my lost twin

363. wouldn't fall for your treachery!

364. But you said she doesn't exist.

365. I lied! Again!

366. Long live the queen!