Marvel's Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur 2x1

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Moon Girl and The Beyonder become stranded on a desolate alien planet; the two set out to find a rumored black hole in hopes of getting home.

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1. It'll only work if they're on opposite sides of the portal.

2. Lunella Lafayette, I cannot let you...

3. You know it's the only way.

4. I love you, Mimi...

5. to the moon and back.

6. No!

7. Whoa! Oh.

8. Uh...

9. Girl, almost didn't recognize you—

10. Beyonder, I need help. Get me out of here!

11. You're right. An inter-dimensional highway

12. is no place for a human like you!

13. I advise you to... What do you humans say?

14. Hold on to your wings!

15. And we're here.

16. Ugh... Thank goodness. What the...

17. What is this place?

18. Right? My go-to intergalactic vacay spot

19. looks way different than I remember.

20. Oh, Beyonder, I jumped into an intergalactic portal

21. to save my family and friends after finding out

22. my grandmother was a secret scientist

23. and then got my lab blown up!

24. So, right about now,

25. I am not the one.

26. Now zap me back home.

27. And I mean for real, this time.

28. Ugh, fine.

29. Where's your adventure, Moon Girl?

30. Something's wrong.

31. Ugh! Ah! Oh, no!

32. My powers, they don't work!

33. Come on... Come on... Come on...

34. No, no, no, no. I can't be stuck here forever!

35. Right. I wouldn't want it all to end in a dump like this.

36. This used to be the most glorious resort planet

37. of all the alternate dimensions.

38. There used to be beds of crystal blooms,

39. cascading zero-gravity waterfalls,

40. and a theme park with a Black Hole ride.

41. Ooh, that was fun.

42. Wait. Wait. Wait. Did you just say Black Hole?

43. - As in "Dead Star" Black Hole? - Yeah, why?

44. Oh, I got it. Beyonder.

45. We could use the Black Hole to get back home.

46. Humans can't survive

47. a Black Hole without powers, Moon Girl.

48. Because you don't need magic powers

49. to do the impossible, Beyonder.

50. When matter enters a black hole,

51. it's at risk of being stretched into

52. a thin ribbon by the hole's gravitational pull

53. as it approaches the singularity,

54. A.K.A. spaghettification.

55. - Told you... - But if an object travels

56. through a non-spinning black hole fast enough,

57. it can make it through the singularity virtually unaffected.

58. I just need to build something that will travel as fast as

59. the speed of light to survive the travel.

60. And the only thing theorized to yield

61. Alcubierre warp-drive is negative mass.

62. That's it. I'll build a ship propelled by negative mass!

63. To be reductive, I'm gonna build a superfast ship

64. to fly through the Black Hole.

65. Oh, well, that sounds like fun.

66. Except for literally every part of it.

67. Too bad. I'm gonna need your help getting back to the Black Hole.

68. And from the looks of it, you're gonna need my help getting out of here, too.

69. Girl, please.

70. I don't need anyone's help.

71. I am...

72. The Beyonder.

73. Oh, come on. It'll take me forever to find it on my own.

74. You know what that sounds like? A "you" problem.

75. - Seriously? - Have fun.

76. Fine. Moon Girl out.

77. Hmph. Me... need her?

78. Beyonder. I remember you.

79. You turned my spaceship into a Pogo stick.

80. Now I got calves like an asteroid.

81. It's The Beyonder to you.

82. - That was my favorite ship. - Really?

83. You're going to come for me?

84. All right, you asked for it.

85. I'm gonna be double years old

86. by the time I find this thing.

87. Unhand me!

88. That's for all the pants I ripped through.

89. Oh, gah, uh...

90. Well, well... Looks like someone could use some help.

91. I'm the Beyonder, I don't need... Oh!

92. Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Well, good luck.

93. Okay, fine.

94. Fine, what?

95. I'll help you. I'll help you.

96. Huh? Argh!

97. Ha, ha!

98. Gah! You may have slipped away from me,

99. but I know a whole bunch of folks

100. who are dying to see you... Beyonder.

101. Okay. Lefty Loosey or Righty Tighty, Beyonder?

102. - Beyonder? - Oh, we've been doing

103. this dreadful walking for hours!

104. My appendages are about to fall off.

105. My feet are experiencing questionable growth

106. and I'm excreting fluid from my arm-joints.

107. Well, you said you wanted to know

108. what being human was like,

109. say hello to sore legs, blisters, and sweat.

110. - Very funny. - Very funny, indeed, Beyonder.

111. You ruined my life.

112. And I'm here for my revenge.

113. - And me. - And me.

114. - And me. - Me too.

115. What in the multiverse did you do

116. to a whole gang of aliens?

117. Kicking up and all geared up!

118. Not bad, MG,

119. not bad at all.

120. - I'm tired. - You're tired?

121. I'm the one who's been kicking butt all day.

122. And what is this terrible sensation

123. I feel in my mouth? It's un-wet.

124. That's called thirst, and too bad 'cause we're not stopping

125. until we get to the Black Hole, so keep it pushing.

126. No, I'm not showing you the rest of the way

127. until you get me something to remedy this horrid state.

128. Ugh. Fine. There. Up ahead.

129. I remember this place.

130. They have the best Sloopy Slush.

131. Okay. Let's make this fast.

132. We got to get out of here before...

133. I can't wait to get my tentacles on the Beyonder.

134. I'm gonna squeeze his head to a pulp.

135. Yeah, I'm gonna make him watch me

136. rip off his fancy little white suit.

137. I may or may not have put

138. three extra storm spots on their planet.

139. You're gonna have to tiptoe

140. - out of the back, okay? - Tiptoe?

141. Just walk on the toes of your feet.

142. I'll show you.

143. I don't need you to show me anything.

144. I can certainly do this with ease.

145. Just hurry up, quietly.

146. Huh?

147. If it weren't for my stealth suit,

148. you'd have been tippy-toe toast.

149. - Whatever. - Whoa.

150. Whoa.

151. Yes, this thing isn't safe enough to walk on.

152. - I'll fly us over. - I don't need your help.

153. I can tippy-toe my own way across this bridge.

154. Whoa!

155. Ah, help! Oh, no! Argh!

156. Huh... I'm coming down.

157. Argh! What the—?

158. You are mine, Beyonder!

159. Devil Girl. Moon Dinosaur.

160. - Hey! - Devil Girl?

161. No. Are you the alt version of me?

162. You're the alt version of me and you're going down

163. for destroying my science fair project.

164. - Really, Beyonder? - What? You're not the only

165. Lunella in the multiverse I like to mess with.

166. You're the one about to be messed with.

167. Gah!

168. Nice move!

169. Uh! Go tech.

170. Oh! Oh!

171. This is hilarious.

172. I don't even know why you're helping him.

173. I mean, look at him. He's barely the Beyonder.

174. He can't even help himself.

175. You're nothing without your little powers.

176. Oh, Moon Dino!

177. - Hmm. Rarr! - Moony! No!

178. Ugh. Moony, come back!

179. Hey. Look at all this stuff.

180. Bet I can piece together some kind of ship

181. to fly through the Black Hole to Earth.

182. Mm-hmm.

183. Oh, how do you do this every day?

184. - Do what? - This. That.

185. The seemingly impossible and without any powers?

186. It's like you have magic.

187. Yeah, Moon Girl magic.

188. Yeah. Well, I don't have Moon Girl magic.

189. I had powers, and without them,

190. I can't do anything. I'm not all-knowing.

191. I can't tiptoe, fight, or even do my hair!

192. Oh, Devil Girl was right.

193. I'm useless, useless.

194. No, you're not useless.

195. You can do great things without superpowers, too.

196. - Like what? - Like... Like your hair.

197. I already tried. I can't.

198. Well, not with that attitude.

199. Just watch. I'll show you.

200. See.

201. Now you try.

202. - Like this? - Yeah. There. You got it.

203. - Okay. - You got it. Come on. Over.

204. - And then under... - Over, under...

205. - Through... - Over...

206. Yeah. There you go.

207. Hey, I did a thing. Oh. Doesn't look too bad, either.

208. See, B, you got it.

209. What in the cosmos is happening?

210. It's just a yawn. It means you need sleep,

211. and after all the effort you put in today,

212. you deserve it.

213. You're so right. I really—

214. Don't worry.

215. I'll be home soon.

216. - Ah! - Rise and shine, Moon Girl.

217. Wow. Look at you!

218. I know, right? And I even tied a rope

219. around your negative mass powered travel machine-ma-gig.

220. That knot took all morning.

221. Yeah, that knot is the most impressive part of the ship.

222. Obviously. Now, let's get moving.

223. - This ship won't pull itself. - Yes, sir!

224. Here it is. The Black Hole-er-coaster ride.

225. - What the— - I know. Let's ride!

226. Wow. Okay. It's working. Force of 40 quadrillion joules.

227. I did it!

228. And you helped push it here.

229. - Thank you. - You know,

230. I'm really proud of you, Beyonder.

231. I feel proud of me, too, and while I miss my powers,

232. I know I can be The Beyonder without them.

233. Thanks to you.

234. Aw...

235. Okay. Home, here we come!

236. Wha—?

237. You're not going anywhere,

238. Beyonder.

239. All right, who's this? And what did you do to him?

240. That's Molecule Man, the overlord of this planet.

241. - I don't know why he's mad. - Oh, you don't know?

242. Take a look around, Beyonder.

243. My beautiful oasis, the gem of my multiverse,

244. is nothing more than a wasteland

245. - because of you! - Me?

246. I haven't been here in eons.

247. No. Instead, you visited a neighboring planet

248. for a little game of galactic golf.

249. - Galactic golf? - It's like your human game,

250. but with asteroids. So fun!

251. Yeah, fun until some of your little stray asteroids

252. pummeled my planet and destroyed everything.

253. Every single thing I spent a lifetime building

254. gone in an instant.

255. This place was a haven, and it was my home.

256. The only thing that wasn't decimated was my wand.

257. So I used it to block powers

258. from being used here ever again.

259. That way, if you ever came back,

260. you'd be completely trapped

261. and completely mine.

262. Hey, if you lift your little power blocker,

263. - I'll restore this planet— - No, it's too late for that.

264. You wrecked my entire world. So I'm gonna wreck you!

265. I think we can take him.

266. Beyonder magic!

267. Ugh!

268. Argh! Magic's gone, MG. We gotta go.

269. I'll take care of this Molecule Man.

270. You just get the ship back in order.

271. - But he's too powerful. - I got this.

272. Moon Girl Magic. Remember?

273. You will regret that.

274. He's too strong. Let's get out of here.

275. Running away? I'm here for it.

276. Er, there for it.

277. Argh!

278. Argh!

279. You actually thought you could face off against me?

280. Aah!

281. I don't even need this to take you out.

282. You don't stand a chance against the real big bads

283. of this multiverse.

284. And that's a lesson

285. you're just going to have to learn.

286. No. Please. No!

287. Huh?

288. Ah. Huh?

289. No! How?

290. Oh, allow me. While Molecule Man

291. was busy talking up a storm,

292. The Beyonder, The Great Beyonder,

293. couldn't help but notice the wand.

294. So, with amazing stealth, he snuck over,

295. snatched the wand without a peep,

296. used it to get his powers back and save Moon Girl

297. from getting toe jammed.

298. I mastered the tippy-toe, baby.

299. Ooh, I like using a wand. It's so elegant.

300. Beyonder, give that back or else!

301. Or else, what?

302. Beyonder!

303. Now, that's priceless.

304. Say hello to the multiverse.

305. Now that that's taken care of.

306. I know I could snap us out of here,

307. but I'm curious to find out

308. if your little ship actually worked.

309. Let's give it a go, shall we?

310. Catch you on the flip side. Bye!

311. I'll get you for this! You will pay!

312. Whoo-hoo!

313. Here we go!

314. Amazing! But not as amazing as me saving the day.

315. Man, if I hadn't gotten there sooner

316. with that wand, it would have been...

317. Over.

318. It would have been all over

319. if it weren't for you and your powers.

320. I wasn't enough to save myself.

321. Suit yourself. Your exit's coming up anyway.

322. Argh!

323. Case?

324. Mimi? D?

325. - Whoa! - Thank goodness you're okay.

326. I am so happy to see y'all, you don't even know.

327. But wait. What are you still doing here?

328. And what are my parents doing?

329. They must be worried sick.

330. You were actually only gone two hours.

331. The worst two hours of my life!

332. The thought of losing you was so awful.

333. Speaking of which, are you okay?

334. Yeah. What'd you see?

335. I'm...

336. hungry for Ahmed's breakfast sammies, that's for sure.

337. Whoo! I'm starving.

338. All right.

339. Well, welcome home, baby.