Marvel's Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur 1x4

Directed by

Michael Cimino as Eduardo (voice) • Asia Kate Dillon as LOS-307 (voice) • Craig Robinson as Principal Nelson (voice)

When Lunella loses a game of chess against a supercomputer, her obsession with winning drives the frustrated computer to program every device in the school to attack her.

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1. Word of warning, D, I play to win.

2. - You sure you're cool with this? - You kidding?

3. We got two titanium-reinforced cabs out of it...

4. Skate race!

5. Yes!

6. Winning!

7. Yeah.

8. Whoo. Was that skate race dope or was it dope?

9. Instant classic.

10. Could this night get any better?

11. Oh, we are gonna tear it up, tonight!

12. - Bring all the snacks! - What's going on up there?

13. The brand name ones in the back too!

14. Let's get this party started!

15. Ain't no party like this family's party!

16. Party?

17. Hello.

18. Where's the party at?

19. Whoa, whoa, whoa-hold up.

20. Are you having... Game Night?

21. Without me?

22. - What? - No!

23. Mind blown. I'm gutted.

24. Lunella, sweetheart,

25. you said you'd be studying at Casey's all night,

26. and we just figured...

27. A little light-hearted fun-and-games wouldn't hurt.

28. Honey, I'm gonna give it to you straight. You don't exactly...

29. I don't exactly what?

30. You don't know how to have fun, Lunella!

31. Fun?

32. I love Fun! I'm Queen of Fun!

33. Oh, yes. Of course, baby, but when it comes to games...

34. You get a little... obsessed.

35. And you can't exactly have fun

36. when you're obsessed with winning.

37. As a scientist, I demand evidence.

38. Just give me one example.

39. Okay. If my bicep is exerting force

40. 7.38 times the supported weight...

41. Lunella, put the tile down.

42. You're already ahead by 300 points!

43. I can make a longer word,

44. I just need to add another board!

45. Back!

46. - Y'all are cray. - Oh, Lunella, honey...

47. Hey, she's gotta learn this on her own.

48. Good morning, can I get a drumroll?

49. First, a friendly Principal Nelson reminder:

50. Please stop feeding the squirrels.

51. We're all proud of our mascot, I get it,

52. but last week one of 'em came after me.

53. And girl, let me tell you, they said I'm no fun.

54. - Can you believe that? - No?

55. I mean, they got me totally wrong.

56. I'm not "obsessed with winning!"

57. I'm all kinds o' fun!

58. Right, Case?

59. our beloved Guidance Counselor is retiring

60. after 20 years of service.

61. Give it up for Miss Sarah!

62. Please, don't have any feelings until we hire a replacement.

63. Now let's get to the reason we're all here today.

64. It's my pleasure to introduce

65. The East Coast Science Institute's

66. chess-champion supercomputer,

67. LOS-307!

68. Ooh, a supercomputer!

69. Whoever says computers don't have feelings

70. hasn't met LOS-307.

71. When a group of elite engineers created

72. a revolutionary processing system,

73. the digital creation displayed

74. not just intelligence, but emotion.

75. Yet unlike Lunella,

76. who's obsessed with winning games,

77. LOS-307 yearns for something more.

78. LOS-307 can connect to any network or device

79. but what they really wanna do is connect with people.

80. Hello, children, I am LOS-307,

81. a non-binary logarithmic operating system,

82. yada yada yada.

83. Who wants to play chess

84. so we can get this assembly over with?

85. Ooh! Me, me, me, me!

86. We have a challenger!

87. Lunella Lafayette, come on down!

88. Time to do my thang.

89. You sure about this, Lu?

90. Why not? You know me, I'm all about fun, remember?

91. Lunella! Lunella!

92. Lunella! Lunella! Lunella!

93. Lunella! Lunella! Lunella!

94. Okay, Lunella. Make us proud.

95. Go Squirrels!

96. Hello, neighborhood child.

97. What's your name?

98. Doom.

99. Whoa, we got a live one here!

100. Just kidding. I'm Lunella.

101. Nice to meet you, Lunella.

102. I'm LOS-307.

103. They/them pronouns, pretty please.

104. Hey, just like Tai!

105. Go, Lunella!

106. Lunella! Lunella!

107. She/her for me.

108. Okay, let's see whatcha got!

109. A sure-fire-ten-move-checkmate is what I got.

110. Well, don't stress if it doesn't work out.

111. Chess is no stress. Let's have some fun!

112. So, this is move ten.

113. Yeah, I know! But I'm nowhere near checkmate!

114. Yeah, me neither. Weird.

115. No one's ever lasted this long against me!

116. Funny. I never get to know my opponents,

117. 'cause the game is always over too fast.

118. But since we're still here,

119. tell me something about yourself!

120. Sorry, but I hafta wrap this up

121. before my science test so...

122. We should call it a draw.

123. You can't miss your test.

124. Nah, nah, nah. Casey's got my back.

125. Casey? - Science test.

126. And done.

127. What's taking so long, Lafayette,

128. we should let Anand play.

129. Eduardo! Your mother's about to receive

130. a very strongly worded text from me!

131. Ooh, I like Casey!

132. What a good friend.

133. Okay. Focus... focus... come on.

134. All done for today, Principal Nelson.

135. What time is it?

136. Lunella, school's over.

137. - You got to go home. - But I have to win!

138. We're just getting to know each other!

139. It was nice to meet you...

140. Lunella!

141. Gonna have to re-charge you overnight.

142. Did... you... see that?

143. I see us becoming real friends, don't you?

144. Do you think she has siblings?

145. Do you think she likes bagels?

146. Do you think she likes me?

147. Who are you, Lunella?

148. Hey, Devil, what's good, what's crackin'.

149. Distracted? I'm not distracted,

150. I'm as focused as a compound microscope.

151. Just let me run some simulations,

152. and then I'll play with you!

153. With all the pawns gone,

154. if I move the rook up to...

155. Ah!

156. I've gotta win that game!

157. Only 10,000 possible pin codes,

158. but thanks to my hack hub it should only take...

159. Huh?

160. That's weird...

161. Lunella! Oh, I was hoping you'd come back!

162. My intellectual match, in the flesh!

163. Your intellectual match needs an intellectual rematch.

164. You want to play chess?

165. Aw, come on, Lunella, we're super-geniuses!

166. We could do anything!

167. We could probably crack cold fusion

168. if we had an afternoon and enough paperclips!

169. Oh, yeah, that sounds super fun, but let's do that tomorrow.

170. Tonight, I need to win this game.

171. Sure, okay.

172. That's what friends do, compromise, right?

173. But just FYI, I can't run the game simulation for too long

174. while I'm charging, or I'll overheat and...

175. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's play.

176. No more pawns on the board.

177. Whoo! It's so hot, are you hot?

178. Let's get some cool air in here.

179. Oh, hello.

180. Are you trying to freeze off my puffs?

181. Sorry, but if I overheat...

182. what if we take a break and just chill?

183. Did I just make my first joke?

184. Okay.

185. I'm out of check.

186. As Casey would say,

187. "Quit your shvitzing, chica."

188. Check.

189. This is honestly

190. the most fun I've had in years.

191. Well, technically I'm only eight months old.

192. But time is a human construct.

193. Ouch!

194. We oughta take a break.

195. It's so hot...

196. Soon. I almost got this.

197. I know how you feel, Lunella.

198. People expect us to win at things like this.

199. And the pressure to win,

200. the drive it takes... it becomes an obsession.

201. Just... one... more... move!

202. Oh no, it's happening...

203. Lunella, run... run... It's okay, it's okay,

204. just, you know, just cool down.

205. Run for your life, Moon Girl!

206. Wait, Moon Girl?

207. Oh, yeah. My advanced A.I.

208. deduced your big secret. Uh-oh!

209. Awww, don't go, Moon Girl!

210. It's time for a new game!

211. It's called, escape the school alive!

212. Hey, it's okay.

213. Let's just call it a draw, okay?

214. No harm, no foul?

215. But mostly no harm?

216. Nope!

217. The game's just gettin' good.

218. If you bail on me now,

219. I'll tell the whole city that...

220. Lunella Lafayette

221. is Moon Girl!

222. Pawn to E4. Your turn.

223. Time to get buff!

224. That's not what that means!

225. A'ight, let's juice this game up.

226. Come on, come on, come on, come on.

227. Yes. Now to call Devil—wazza.

228. No phone-a-friend for you!

229. I hacked the Wi-Fi. And the electrical system.

230. Casey's gonna kill me if I get killed by a floor buffer.

231. Not on brand.

232. In the next chapter of your Lucid Dream

233. Manifestation Meditation,

234. your PR firm will reach Fortune 500 status

235. and the Casey talk show will surpass...

236. Look out... Knight to F3!

237. LOS, please stop!

238. I didn't mean to make you melt down!

239. Well, you did.

240. - Bishop to D6. - Paper?

241. Pfft, now that's just wasteful, how's that supposed to... ah!

242. Oh. You wanna play?

243. Every self-respecting 13-year-old knows how to make

244. the non-Newtonian fluid called slime!

245. Ha! I just took your Knight!

246. And how ya like a lil' liquid nitrogen?

247. I just took your Bishop!

248. Woot, woot!

249. Well I just took your Queen.

250. Lunella!

251. Casey!

252. All it took was one itty bitty fake text,

253. and she came runnin'.

254. Must be nice having a friend like that.

255. Uh-uh.

256. Nobody messes

257. with my bff-slash-manager

258. and gets away with it!

259. Help! I need at least eight hours of sleep

260. or my eyes get puffy!

261. I'm comin', Casey!

262. You're lookin' a little peaked, Moon Girl.

263. How 'bout a snack?

264. We have an art room?

265. Thought we lost that in the budget cuts.

266. Ah. Go Squirrels.

267. Gotta-contact-Devil!

268. Okay, whadda we got here?

269. Wait, go back to that last one!

270. That's it!

271. Yes!

272. Call Lunella's lab!

273. Okay, so we're going manual.

274. Oh, no, no, no, please.

275. Not the fridge from the teacher's lounge!

276. I'm connected to everything now, Lunella.

277. But all I really wanted was to connect with you.

278. You want to finish our game?

279. We'll finish our game.

280. Ms. Hallman's chicken paprikash!

281. She brought that for lunch last Thursday.

282. LOS, okay, listen, you were so nice to me,

283. and I was a total dingus.

284. My family was right about me.

285. Can we— can we just start over?

286. I think you mean game over.

287. Aw, man.

288. And it looks like the giant techno-monster

289. is in the lead!

290. Yeah! I'm the Sika Henry of fighting

291. techno-monsters! Look her up!

292. Ah, you're no fun!

293. Really no fun!

294. Check and...

295. Whoo! That's my boy, right there!

296. Aha! Sports.

297. I won! All right, all right.

298. Whoo, oh.

299. Congratulations, Moon Girl,

300. on a game well-played.

301. Now let's expand the board, shall we?

302. There's Wi-Fi everywhere.

303. I can hack into to every connected

304. device in the city.

305. Soon, everything will be at my command.

306. Then we'll really have some fun!

307. Do something!

308. Five... four... three... two...

309. One. Checkmate.

310. No... no! How?

311. I hacked 'em ten minutes ago.

312. I won. Whoo! All right, all right.

313. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

314. Lunella...

315. I'm sorry this got out of hand.

316. Being on the road was so lonely.

317. I look at you and Casey,

318. and I wish I had that too.

319. What are you doing?

320. You were about to win...

321. You know what? My family was right about me,

322. I've been too obsessed with winning.

323. I got mad respect for you, LOS.

324. You're the best opponent I ever had.

325. You're smart, you're funny, you were super nice

326. until you almost broke my sternum with a floor buffer.

327. But even when

328. you were tryna squish me,

329. you gave me a real gift... I was havin' fun.

330. Me too.

331. It was... an honor...

332. Nuh-uh! I can't let you go out like this!

333. But their insides are like 70% water!

334. Like... a... human being.

335. What do we do?

336. Oh, yeah! It just might work.

337. LOS? Are you okay?

338. Analyzing...

339. there's still some moisture

340. in my wheels... but all other systems are 100%!

341. Lunella... what's our status?

342. Are we... friends?

343. Also 100%.

344. So, anyone else concerned about

345. the Mount Everest of busted electronics in the gym,

346. or are we just gonna hand-wave that away?

347. Quit your shvitzing, chica.

348. I'm on it.

349. So someone destroyed

350. thousands of dollars of our electronics

351. and then ordered newer, better replacements?

352. Yeah, the engineers won't take this back now.

353. Too much water damage. All yours, buddy.

354. Uh, what exactly are we supposed

355. to do with a soggy supercomputer?

356. Um, Principal Nelson?

357. Can I just say,

358. I got to know LOS pretty well,

359. and I... well I think they're a great candidate

360. for the open guidance counselor position.

361. Uh, what are your credentials?

362. Stand by... I just read

363. all of Harvard's Developmental Psychology coursework

364. in eight milliseconds.

365. Oh, and I'll work for free.

366. Let me show you to your office.

367. You don't have— what you call it?

368. Olfactory sensors, do you?

369. To smell stuff?

370. 'Cause Miss Sarah

371. used to microwave fish in there...

372. - Success! - So, Case...

373. you wanna come over after school?

374. We're having Game Night.

375. It'll be fun. I promise.