Marvel's Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur 1x2

Directed by Trey Buongiorno

Michael Cimino as Eduardo (voice) • Josh Keaton as Angelo (voice) • Laurence Fishburne as The Beyonder (voice) • Omid Abtahi as Ahmed (voice) • Kimberly Brooks as News Anchor / Bystander (voice) • Kimberly Brooks as Additional Voices (voice) • Laurence Fishburne as Backstory Man (voice)

When Lunella finds a nasty comment on her Moon Girl social media page, her fixation on the troll threatens to take over her life.

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1. Possums are constantly

2. at risk of getting hit by cars.

3. That's why they need their own crosswalk—

4. Look! It's Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur!

5. Whoa, Devos! Take a chill pill!

6. Devos doesn't need medicine!

7. Devos needs to destroy!

8. Devos needs to stop talking

9. in the third person.

10. Come on, MG! Gimme your good side!

11. I said your good side!

12. Girl! This is my good side!

13. Never mind! We'll fix it in post!

14. Oh, snap.

15. No!

16. Devos will smoosh you like a bug!

17. Ow!

18. Devos' tummy!

19. Well, if that hurt Devos' tummy

20. this is really gonna hurt Devos' face!

21. Oh, stop. You're too kind.

22. I'm just playin'! Keep goin'! We love it!

23. Don't forget to follow and hit that subscribe button!

24. So, do I have skills, or do I have "skillz"?

25. Casey, this video is fiyah!

26. Who are you tellin'?

27. I've watched it 10 times already!

28. Oh, you know the part when Moon Girl was like— bam!

29. Then Devil went— zaboom!

30. And then she did the bap-bap-ba-tah!

31. Sorry, Ahmed.

32. We gotta get to school.

33. Yeah. But thanks for the sammies!

34. Oh! And hit that subscribe button.

35. This video has the fan page blowin' all the way up!

36. For real? Yo! Look at all these comments!

37. 917KWEEN said "I just love how her hair defies gravity.

38. I mean, technically according to Newton's law

39. - of gravitational force— - Lunella, please

40. just take the compliment and read another one!

41. Okay. Here we go!

42. SYPHON8TR says "The only thing bigger

43. than that robot is,

44. Moon Girl's 4head?

45. Okay, who is this "SYPHON8TR"?

46. And why would they say that?

47. My head isn't that big, right, Case?

48. Uh, well, I— you know what?

49. Let's just focus on all the positive comments.

50. I've dealt with my fair share of haters and the key

51. is to not let it bother you.

52. For example, last week when Eduardo

53. made fun of my scrunchie, you know what I did?

54. Punched him and got detention?

55. - Regrettably yes. - I saw that.

56. But, do you know what I did the second time

57. he made fun of it?

58. I said, "So?"

59. and "You are entitled to your opinion."

60. and "Thank you for noticing my bomb scrunchie".

61. Then I shrugged it off, like this.

62. Oh, the shoulders, you movin' the shoulders.

63. All right, Case. I see you. You know what?

64. There's no way I'm gonna let one dumb

65. little comment bother me.

66. Okay, I might be bothered.

67. Oh! Hi, baby! Perfect.

68. Now you can run the camera for me.

69. Okay, look,

70. well, let me break it down.

71. Well, some clown who goes by Syphon8tr thinks my—

72. I mean, Moon Girl's head is big which we both know isn't true,

73. right, Devil?

74. So, I'm making a video

75. that scientifically proves my head

76. is perfectly normal sized.

77. I got the stats, charts, and X-rays!

78. And now I just need a cameraperson—

79. or dino-camera-saur?

80. Well, I know you're sleepy

81. but come on, honey!

82. Help your girl out, please?

83. We'll play fetch at the park after school?

84. Three, two, one.

85. What's up, Moon Girl fans?

86. I wanna clear up any misinformation asserting that I,

87. Moon Girl, have a quote, unquote "large" head.

88. Now, this is a graph

89. of head sizes amongst young teens

90. and my cranial measurement has steadily increased.

91. Clearly within normal range!

92. So, in conclusion, you can rest assured

93. that your favorite neighborhood hero

94. may have a big brain but does not have a big head.

95. And cut!

96. What'd you think?

97. Maybe I should do it again, but with more graphs.

98. Really? Are you sure?

99. Don't tell it to me if it's not true.

100. Like Michelle Obama?

101. Okay, wow, thanks, D!

102. Oh! My video must be gettin' all kinds of love!

103. You posted to the Moon Girl fan page without consulting me?

104. - What were you thinking? - Okay, one—

105. Hi, Casey. And two, what's the big deal?

106. My fans are really feelin' my educational video!

107. Syphon8tr remixed my video into a song?

108. That's how the internet works.

109. What's up, Moon Girl fans?

110. I'm Moon Girl large head. Large. Large. Large.

111. What? Those aren't even real equations.

112. Who cares? I can't believe

113. that this janky video is getting all these likes.

114. My graphics are way better.

115. We gotta figure out a way to get ahead of this thing

116. before it goes— What's up,

117. - Moon Girl fans? - viral.

118. Oh, this can't be happening.

119. There. I just block that trolling Syphon8tr

120. from the page. Okay?

121. This will all blow over soon.

122. This means war.

123. Large...

124. Hey, Lu. Just came to check on you.

125. I didn't see you at lunch.

126. Sheesh, have you eaten today?

127. Just a steady diet of troll for breakfast,

128. lunch, and dinner!

129. That's definitely not a balanced meal plan

130. and besides I thought I blocked that guy.

131. Yeah, I undid that.

132. You called him a sea sponge?

133. Yeah, I did.

134. Sea sponges don't have a spine or a brain.

135. It's the ultimate insult.

136. ¡Ay, Dios mío! Your nerd spiral

137. is ruining my work of art. Please stop this!

138. Never!

139. Help me out here, Barney.

140. Do something before you fossilize!

141. Devil, I can't play Frisbee at a time like this.

142. No big deal?

143. Okay, then I guess this isn't a big deal either.

144. Oh, yes he did!

145. Yes, Devil!

146. Oh! Let him know what you really think!

147. Oh! Yeah. Maybe I should type.

148. You have small arms.

149. Thanks for nothing, Devil!

150. Lunella, you've left me with no other choice.

151. That's weird. I got booted out.

152. That's because I've changed the password

153. and the log-in credentials.

154. You what?

155. I was chewin' that troll all the way up!

156. The only thing getting chewed up is your follower count.

157. Look. I know you want to best this troll,

158. but this isn't the way.

159. Fine. I'll stop.

160. Thank goodness! Well, I'm off to do

161. damage control on the page and catch my favorite TV show.

162. Is it the one where the guys picks

163. a girlfriend based on how she smells?

164. It's called Love Scent, and yes!

165. Tonight's the finale so catch you later!

166. Hey!

167. Looks like someone needs my special Beans N' Weenies.

168. Thanks, Mimi. I feel better already.

169. All right, ya'll, this next track just dropped today

170. and already has the city goin' crazy!

171. What's up, Moon Girl fans?

172. Ugh!

173. Large head. Large. Large. Large.

174. Mimi, has anyone ever said anything mean

175. about you on the internet?

176. Child, I don't even use the internet.

177. At all? Like ever?

178. You've never been curious to see what people

179. are saying about you online?

180. Back in my day, if you had somethin' to say,

181. you said it face-to-face.

182. That's it! Thanks, Mimi!

183. You're welcome?

184. What? My wings are not over-seasoned!

185. Okay, I got it, Devil!

186. We may not be able to beat this Syphon8tr online

187. but we can check this fool face to face!

188. But first, we gotta find him!

189. Moon Girl Magic!

190. It's not a sword, Devil.

191. It's an antenna.

192. This baby right here can triangulate the cell towers

193. used by Syphon8tr.

194. That's right, Dev.

195. Let's show this suckah who he's messing with!

196. We're getting close, Devil!

197. That troll will never see us comin'!

198. Ooh, I can't wait to see the look on his face when I say,

199. "Freeze, sucker!"

200. Okay, let's do this!

201. On three. One, two...

202. break your self, Syphon8tr!

203. It's Moon... Girl. Uh, Syphon8tr?

204. Hello?

205. Yes, I charged

206. my battery before we left!

207. Maybe it's busted.

208. You're the one that's busted.

209. Hello. Moon Head Girl!

210. Holy spark plugs.

211. My internet troll is an actual troll?

212. You know, for someone with such a huge brain,

213. it sure took you a long time to find me.

214. I guess bigger isn't always better.

215. Okay, first of all, everybody knows

216. the correlation between volume

217. and a positive outcome is relative to the given situation.

218. - Second I— - Second I—

219. - I came here to— - I came here to—

220. - Stop that! - Stop that!

221. - I'm a loser! - You're a loser!

222. Syphonate this!

223. How do you like that?

224. A lot actually! It tickles.

225. Hey, maybe you should try a head butt.

226. Now that might actually put me in a coma.

227. Get it? 'Cause your head's like really, really big?

228. Stinky troll!

229. Jerk! Ugly fan breath!

230. Only a momma could love that face!

231. Nee-neer, nee-neer, nee-nee!

232. What's wrong, fork arms? Can't reach me?

233. You know, you two really do make

234. a great team.

235. Balloon Head Girl and Devil Whine-a-saur.

236. Girl, you should've left that garlic bread alone.

237. After much deliberation, I've sniffed out the girl

238. whose smell makes my heart swell.

239. And that girl is...

240. Breaking news! - No!

241. Local heroes Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur

242. are battling a humongous beast!

243. It appears to be a literal troll

244. under the Williamsburg bridge.

245. What the?

246. Uh-oh, you almost got me!

247. I'm gettin' tired too

248. and this green meanie's only getting stronger.

249. But how?

250. I gotta find out what we're dealing with.

251. An alien symbiote?

252. Wait, symbiotes have a natural weakness to sonic based attacks.

253. Devil, you think you could blast 'em with a big roar?

254. Yeah!

255. We got 'em.

256. Ha! You're on fire today, D!

257. Up top!

258. So, you're just gonna leave me hangin'?

259. Oh. My. Gamma rays.

260. That felt so good!

261. Thank you!

262. Don't mention it.

263. Ooh! Look out, world!

264. This action figure comes with bonus features!

265. Devil! - Ouch!

266. I can't tell which got hurt more,

267. your body or your feelings!

268. Beating you was way easier than I thought it would be.

269. Now I'll go down in history as the one who took down

270. Moon Head Girl and Devil Tiny-arms.

271. And everyone will finally see what you really are.

272. A big head, fuzzy haired nobody!

273. Listen man, if you don't stop,

274. you're gonna destroy the entire bridge!

275. Hmm.

276. Destroyer of Moon Girl and the Williamsburg Bridge.

277. Oh, no, no, no. Wait! I didn't mean—

278. That'll actually make me even more famous!

279. Thanks, Moon Head Girl!

280. You actually used that brain for something!

281. Wiki page, here I come!

282. How will I ever get out of this?

283. - Yoo-hoo. - Oh, Casey!

284. I'm so happy to see you!

285. You'll never guess what happened—

286. Oh, yeah? Well, let's see,

287. was it that you went after the internet troll

288. specifically after you promised not to and it turned out

289. to be an actual giant troll who's destroying

290. the bridge and now I have to wait

291. until next week's rerun to find out who Marcus chose?

292. Did I miss anything?

293. I had Beans N' Weenies for lunch?

294. You are lucky the world needs saving right now!

295. Speaking of which, why are you covered in boogers?

296. It's not boogers!

297. I ran an analysis on this goop and it looks like

298. it can be broken down by an acetate compound.

299. But, acetate? Well, like nail polish remover?

300. Well, yeah, I guess but who carries—

301. I got light duty, medium strength, acrylic power,

302. and this stuff right here can melts concrete.

303. It is not good for your nails.

304. Oh, Casey! Did I mention you're my favorite person?

305. I'm my favorite person too.

306. What's a guy gotta do to make a bridge collapse?

307. Bingo!

308. Booger King over there is tugging

309. on the bridge string thingy!

310. The suspension cables?

311. Well, those are fracture critical pieces!

312. ¡Habla inglés, chica!

313. If any one of the cables break,

314. the entire bridge will fall apart!

315. What? No, no, no.

316. I can't die, before Love Scent's finale!

317. - You gotta stop him! - Yeah, but how?

318. It doesn't matter what I say or do, he just gets stronger!

319. Whoa!

320. I told you not to feed that troll in the first place.

321. Feed! That's it!

322. That's how Trolls work.

323. Moon Girl?

324. You're messing up my Wiki page!

325. No, no, no. Just follow my lead.

326. What's wrong, Mega Head Girl?

327. Hmm? Nothing, but thanks for asking.

328. Huh? I should be asking you

329. about that bird's nest you call hair!

330. It looks like a tumble weed.

331. Aw. You're entitled to your opinion.

332. And you're entitled to some decent clothes.

333. That whole suit looks like, like you sewed it yourself!

334. Oh, I did sew it myself. Thanks for noticing!

335. Huh?

336. She's not feeding the troll, she's starving it!

337. You go, Moon Girl!

338. Do your thing!

339. Yeah! That's my move!

340. Huh?

341. Oh! We did it!

342. I knew it was gonna work. I knew it was gonna work!

343. No!

344. Stop cheering, or I'll, I'll take down this bridge!

345. Huh?

346. You're welcome!

347. You saved me.

348. That I did!

349. The snot blob is getting away!

350. Possum kid? Possum kid?

351. Thirteen-year-old Angelo

352. had been trying to help the community for a long time

353. but no one ever paid him any mind.

354. But when Moon Girl showed up, suddenly everyone was paying

355. attention to her, which made Angelo extremely jealous.

356. The Devos fight was the straw

357. that broke the clipboard's back.

358. Mmm, that was his favorite clipboard too.

359. His heightened state of envy made him especially susceptible

360. to Syphonater,

361. an alien symbiote that latches onto hosts

362. with low self-esteem and feeds off of their negative feelings.

363. And that's what happened.

364. I guess I just wanted you to feel small like I did.

365. But I didn't mean for it to go this far.

366. It just spiraled out of control.

367. I never even thought I could hurt your feelings.

368. You're Moon Girl, for cryin' out loud!

369. Wow!

370. I mean, it's cool you see me that way and all but underneath,

371. I'm still a human with feelings, like you.

372. I get that now.

373. I'm really sorry, Moon Girl.

374. Can we ever be cool?

375. Okay, but only if you promise me

376. to never ever do anything like this again.

377. And take a big break from the internet 'cause you need it!

378. And maybe tell us what editing software you use.

379. I want my videos to go viral too!

380. I promise.

381. Cool, and hey,

382. maybe we can team it up one day.

383. Me? Work with Moon Girl?

384. Now that's a bet!

385. And remember, if they got somethin' mean to say,

386. go ahead and shrug 'em away.

387. All right, yeah. Let's do it.

388. I gotta copyright that dance move.

389. Whoa! Dope graphics, dope music?

390. - Oh, this is legit! - Yeah, it is.

391. Angelo's table was a success,

392. the bridge is getting fixed,

393. and the fan page is poppin' again!

394. It's just too bad that slimy loogie got away.

395. Well, I mean, hey, there's always gonna be

396. a hater out there, somewhere.

397. At least now we know how to handle it.

398. Skimpy With The Nachos?

399. Well, I'll add in an extra ingredient just for you!

400. It's called a can of whoop your— Hey!

401. Mimi, how about Casey and I show you a new dance move?